The biggest fanatic in football

"Yoho, you have gone to Everton to retire!"

During the handshake between the two parties, Rooney still received a critical blow...

Lee Polo winked at Manchester United's legendary captain and the leading scorer in team history:

"I hope you can secure your starting position at Everton!"

[Negative sentiment from Wayne Rooney, 108!]

Rooney, who was furious, held his right hand forcefully, wanting to let the other person have a taste of his power that could be called a professional boxer.

But the one who got pinched... turned out to be Rooney himself!

"Hiss~~~"

【Wayne Rooney, 298!】

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Cesc Fabregas, who was suspended due to a red card, returned to the starting lineup, but Cahill, who also received a red card, continued to be suspended. Chelsea still could not field its strongest lineup.

"Chelsea double defeated Everton last season. They scored 8 goals in two rounds and kept zero seals. It can be said that they have an advantage."

Regarding this game, Zhan Jun made an accurate judgment:

“Although they have welcomed back Wayne Rooney and Icelandic sniper Sigurdsson (Sigurdsson) this season, Everton has also lost super forward Lukaku. Their overall strength has not only not improved, but has declined...

…”

Zhang Lu commented on Lukaku:

"Speaking of Lukaku, this guy scores goals every time for Manchester United and is in very good shape!"

Zhan Jun nodded:

"This season, Mourinho introduced two great strikers, Lukaku and Morata, at the same time. In order to make room for them, he had to clear out two veterans, Rooney and Yin Bu. And the two new players did not live up to this in the slightest.

Because of their trust, the two formed a healthy competition and each scored 3 goals in the three games, accounting for half of the team's goals!"

Zhang Lu was stunned for a moment, and then asked:

"How many have Li Polo scored now?"

The corners of Zhan Jun's mouth turned up involuntarily.

[This old partner of mine is indeed an old Jianghu! 】

[The last round of the game was clearly explained by two people together, but now it seems like they don’t remember anything!]

【Is it just to create an explanation effect? ​​】

Zhan Jun paused for a moment and then answered the question:

"Lee Polo has only played one game this season, which was the 6-1 win over Manchester City in an away game a week ago. He completed five goals in 90 minutes and is currently the top scorer!"

After getting the answer, Zhang Lu let out a satisfied laugh:

"Hehe, hehe."

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Possibly because of being forced out of his temper by Lee Poirot, Rooney fired a heavy shot from a long distance less than 5 minutes into the game, causing Courtois to make a wonderful save.

"Rooney, who has returned to the Toffees, has scored goals in the first two rounds of the league. This kick is also very powerful!"

Although he is a Liverpool fan, Zhan Jun has always been partial to Lu Xiaopang.

But even he didn't expect that this long shot... would be Rooney's only highlight moment in this game...

Rooney, who just left Manchester United, has not been integrated into Everton's overall tactics and can only rely on his own personal abilities more often.

But he is not yet 32 ​​years old, and he has long lost the impact that ranks first in Europe. When he advances, he cannot fight against Luiz and Rudiger, and when he retreats, he cannot get rid of Kante, and instead loses the ball again and again.

In the 18th minute, Rooney picked up the ball with his back, but was easily knocked out of position by Lewis.

Rooney, who was once known as the little tank in the Premier League, can now only complain about his opponents' lack of martial ethics and lack of respect for the elderly and the young, while he starts slowly and follows his teammates in retreat.

Azpilicueta had already distributed the ball to the wing, and Moses took the ball across the center line.

Oncoming was Everton's old captain Baines. This 33-year-old left back, although only 1.7cm tall, was also the number one ruthless player in the Premier League when he was young. Moses had already dueled with him twice before.

However, he failed to take advantage every time. At this time, he could only choose to pass back to the center for the first time.

After receiving the return pass, Fabregas faced an interception from the opponent's young midfielder Tom Davis.

He had no intention of competing with the 19-year-old Davis in terms of body and speed, and he didn't even take the ball forward...

I saw Fabregas pulling the ball back with his right foot, and the inexperienced Davis was completely shaken away by him!

"Beautiful! This kick is very powerful in pulling the ball!"

Zhan Jun praised him through the screen.

Before Zhang Lu had time to comment, he saw Cesc Fabregas send a long pass of more than 45 meters!

He stood near the arc of the middle circle and swung his legs. Two seconds later, Li Polo had successfully formed a single sword!

And in the blink of an eye, Lee Polo dribbled the ball into the penalty area!

What he left behind was Everton's old central defender - Jagielka!

How could Jadjelka, who turned 35 ten days ago, be able to catch up with Lee Polo's speed?

Lee Polo had time to slow down in the penalty area, adjust his posture, and finally hit Pickford's finger with a low shot!

1:0!

Fabregas raised his right fist 50 meters away!

He proudly declared:

"This is my first league assist for Polo!"

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Fabregas' second chance came quickly.

Just 10 minutes later, Pedro sent a cross from the right, and Lee Polo beat Jajjelka to header.

Unfortunately, he was a little careless. This time his header failed to deflect away from the angle, and was saved by goalkeeper Pickford in exchange for a corner kick.

Fabregas stood in the corner flag area without giving up, pushing Azpilicueta and Alonso back.

Although Li Polo was flanked by Jadjelka and Williams, Fabregas's corner kick still flew directly over!

This is not to blame Fabregas for being too stubborn, but to blame Everton's two central defenders...the average height is only 181.5!

As for Mike Keane, the other three central defenders, he is only 1.72 meters tall and would not dare to stand with Lee Polo!

Even if Lee Polo doesn't have superhuman jumping ability, he is still enough to defeat this defense line composed of the old, weak and sick in terms of heading for the top!

"Peng!"

Jadjelka and Williams were knocked away almost at the same time, and then they were at the closest distance, enjoying Lee Polo's header and smashing the ball into the net!

2:0!

With a sound of "Winter", Li Polo landed smoothly.

He looked at his helpless opponent and shook his finger:

"Tell your head coach, if you don't have the conditions, don't learn three central defenders!"

"Isn't it nice to just play 442 honestly?"

Ronald Koeman, the Dutch coach on the sidelines, seemed to hear his taunt and couldn't help but stamp his feet:

[A vulgar guy who only knows headers and anti-offside! What kind of tactics do you know!]

[When I won the 1988 European Cup with total offense and total defense tactics, you were not even born yet!]

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In the 44th minute, Li Polo finally completed his hat trick, and it was Fabregas who assisted him.

This time, Chelsea's midfield playmaker rarely appeared on the left. He received Pedro's back pass and took a decisive step immediately!

Although his dominant foot is his right foot, as an outstanding product of La Masia's youth academy and once the youngest captain of Arsenal, his passing skills are more than enough!

What's more... Everton's right center back is still Mike Keane who is 1.72 meters tall. Fabregas doesn't even need to worry about the arc and lets the football go over his head!

Li Polo only needed to hit the ball and hit the visiting team's goal for the third time!

3:0!

"yes!"

Fabregas, who had completed a hat-trick of assists, could not conceal his excitement. He rushed towards Lee Polo and hugged the young boss high!

Li Polo was not too excited, but patted Xiaofa's head:

"Calm down, the game is not over yet!"

Fabregas was stunned for a moment:

"We are not AC Milan, why are we afraid of 3-0 in the first half!"

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In the second half, Koeman quickly replaced Rooney, who frequently lost the ball, and Jadjelka, who was completely unable to restrict Lipolo. He changed the formation back to the traditional four-back, and further strengthened the defense, and then barely stabilized the game.

position.

But Chelsea still found a loophole.

In the 65th minute, Everton defended the penalty area. William and Moses took turns attacking the right wing but failed to create any killing opportunities. Fabregas suddenly inserted into the penalty area and passed the ball straight to find Lee Polo.

But midfielder Davis, who retreated into the penalty area, stretched out his foot to block the ball. The football flew into the air, far deviating from the route planned by Fabregas.

Fabregas's heart suddenly thumped:

[The fourth assist...gone!]

What he didn't expect was that Lee Polo jumped up high with Williams' back and pushed the football back into the air!

And...what a coincidence that he appeared at the feet of Fabregas!

A defensive midfielder and a defender were all restrained by Lee Polo. He only needed to take a step laterally and shoot directly into the empty goal!

4:0!

After completing three passes and one shot, Xiaofa was so moved that he almost burst into tears!

[Brother Polo, not only did he not dislike my failure to pass the ball, he actually gave me an assist himself! 】

Diego Costa, who has moved to the Chinese Super League, felt flustered:

It turns out... love will disappear, right?

Fabregas smashed his dog's head from the air!

[Go to the horse-riding "Law Connection"! 】

[You are so beautiful that scares children to death, do you deserve my love? 】

[Since the first day of this season, my assists belong only to Brother Polo!]