The biggest fanatic in football

"Dip, drip, drip~"

With the referee's whistle, Chelsea ended the third round of the league with an extremely disparate score.

Lipolo scored his fifth goal in the 72nd minute, and was later replaced by Batshuayi by Conte.

When he walked to the bench, more than 40,000 fans stood up and applauded, and the cheers that belonged to him lasted for a long time.

In the last few minutes, Alonso also used a direct free kick to blast away Everton!

There's no way, Toffee's wall is too low!

7:0!

This is the biggest score in the Premier League since the new season!

Everton, who made 100 million in the transfer window, were ruthlessly slaughtered by Chelsea, who spent 200 million!

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"I am very satisfied with the performance of the players. They showed an unparalleled desire to win on the court, which is an essential condition for winning championships and honors!"

At the post-match press conference, Conte's smile could no longer be concealed, like an old chrysanthemum being nourished and blooming new flowers again.

But Lee Polo, who spoke next, poured cold water on him:

"I'm not happy with the coach."

Conti was stunned for a moment, and the new flower that had just bloomed immediately shrank back.

The media present couldn't help but get excited, and even couldn't wait to type out the news headlines:

"The Blues locker room is in chaos! The conflict between the generals is public!"

"Lee Polo is openly firing! Conte will be dismissed from get out of class soon!"

"Hazard personally visited Lee Polo, and the two bosses joined forces to oust the head coach!"

In their fantasy, Lee Polo explained with a smile:

"With 15 minutes left in the game, he substituted me. I think he didn't have confidence in my physical fitness. I was very disappointed with him. If I was given another 15 minutes, I was confident that I would score at least one more goal!"

"Because of the conservativeness of the head coach, I missed the great record of scoring 6 goals in a single game!"

Conte rolled his eyes and couldn't help but want to raise his middle finger at him:

[mmp! I asked you to accept the worship of all the fans. Is this wrong? 】

Li Poluo’s words struck home:

"Speed, physical fitness, jumping, strength, confrontation... As a professional player, except that my foot skills are not up to Mr. Guardiola's approval, I have no shortcomings!"

Guardiola, who had just won with difficulty 20 hours ago, was shot while lying down!

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Although he missed the record of 6 goals in a single game, Lee Polo, who scored five goals in two consecutive league rounds, still dominated the hot topic rankings for 3 days.

Major gambling companies have adjusted their odds on the Premier League scorer list. The odds of Lee Polo winning the Premier League Golden Boot have dropped directly to 1:1.015.

This means that if you spend 10,000 yuan on Li Polo, after the season is over and taxes are deducted, you may still have to spend dozens of yuan...

However, correspondingly, these companies also opened new orders:

Lee Polo League Goal Betting!

The opening is 31-35 goals, 1 pays 1.65;

36-40, 1 pays 2.55;

41-45, 1 pays 4.15;

46-50, 1 pays 5.75;

50, pay 7.45 to 1……

It is a pity that Lee Polo, who has returned to the Premier League, cannot bet heavily on himself, otherwise he will make all these unscrupulous bookmakers lose money until they go bankrupt!

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After the third round of the league, Conte gave all the players an eight-day holiday, then packed up his luggage and flew back to Italy to reunite with his family.

He looked healthy, but most players only enjoyed one day's rest.

The reason is very simple. Chelsea has more national team members than Valencia!

Unsurprisingly, the Spanish gang became the largest group: Fabregas, Alonso, Azpilicueta, Pedro.

There are also three Belgian internationals: goalkeeper Courtois, the team's first brother Hazard, and marginal substitute Batshuayi.

Brazil has Luis and William.

Kante is the absolute main force of the French team.

Rudiger has also gradually entered the German team's regular lineup.

In addition, Moses, Golovin, and Christensen are also international players for Nigeria, Russia, and Denmark respectively.

Even the 36-year-old second goalkeeper Caballero was called up by the Argentine national team and invited to play with Messi.

Among the regular lineup of the entire first team, there are only three people who have not been called up: Italian veteran Criscito, French fringe Remy, and 36-year-old third goalkeeper Eduardo...

It is worth mentioning that as a Premier League team, Chelsea has very few England internationals - only Cahill and Lee Poirot.

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National team games are always rushed.

Players reported on August 29 that the first training session was held. Three days later, Southgate led the team to Malta, a small island in the Mediterranean Sea. This was their seventh round match in the group stage.

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On the afternoon of September 2, the game officially started. Lee Polo did not appear in the starting lineup. Standing on the front line was Harry Kane, who had not yet started in the Premier League this season.

The broadcast camera focused on Lee Polo on the bench many times, seemingly trying to capture a trace of negative emotions.

But Lee Polo kept talking and laughing with Vardy next to him with a calm demeanor, and he did not feel lonely or unwilling to be "relegated to the cold palace" at all.

The game entered the rhythm of England from the first minute. The Three Lions firmly controlled the ball and once had 80% of the ball possession rate.

But throughout the first half, they were unable to score. Neither Kane, Sterling, Ali, nor Chamberlain could break the opponent's goal.

Li Polo, who was sitting on the bench, watched them running around, and he even became a little anxious:

"Where did No. 8 Livermore come from? Is he a relation of Southgate?"

Vardy pouted:

"West Bromwich Albion's midfielder works hard, but he is not worthy of the No. 8 jersey."

It wasn't until the 53rd minute that full-back Bertrand, who came in from the back row, broke the deadlock with a long shot!

Probably due to the gradual decline in physical fitness of the Maltese players, in the last 20 minutes, England's players finally created opportunities frequently. Kane scored twice in 15 minutes, and assisted Rashford in stoppage time to add the icing on the cake, sealing the score.

On 4:0!

Vardy came on as a substitute in the 71st minute, but Lee Polo didn't even get a chance to warm up!

He sat on the bench for the entire 90 minutes, first chatting with Vardy for 70 minutes, and then catching up with Phil Jones who was off the field without even raising his butt.

Southgate, who won a 4-0 game, was collectively criticized by reporters after the game:

"Excuse me, why didn't Li Polo get a chance to play for one second?"

"Have you reached an agreement with Guardiola that his skills cannot meet the requirements of the national team?"

Guardiola takes advantage again!

Southgate didn't want to be cursed every day like Guardiola, so he quickly explained:

"This is the result of my discussion with Lee Polo. He does not need to play in the Malta game. Well... although it is a bit rude to the Maltese players, but... even the most conservative estimate, I don't

Think England will lose to Malta."

Indeed no one objects to his view.

The entire Kingdom of Malta has a land area of ​​only 316 square kilometers and a total population of only 480,000. It is quite rare to be able to assemble a football team. How can it resist the progress of England?

Just listen to Southgate say:

"The next game against Slovakia is the key battle to qualify! Lee Polo will start in this game!"