The biggest fanatic in football

Cesc Fabregas is not the only Spanish player to have an unexpected incident. His best friend from La Masia's youth training camp, Pique, also did not appear in Spain's squad.

As early as he learned about the UEFA Nations League schedule, Pi Kanchuan immediately announced his retirement from the national team, euphemistically saying "to leave more opportunities for young people."

So now he is accompanying Shakira carefree, enjoying the sun on the beach in Barcelona, ​​and then finding a young model to have an exciting extramarital affair.

Due to Iniesta and Pique's generation of veterans gradually fading out, the new Spanish team has ushered in a major change.

On the back line, Ramos, Nacho, Carvajal, and Alba are quite complete. In addition, there are Alonso, Azpilicueta, Barcelona's right back Roberto, and Li Bo.

Gaya, Luo's old teammate from Valencia days.

In terms of midfield, in addition to Busquets, Thiago, Saul, Ceballos, Suso, Rodri and other people born in the 1990s can't wait to compete for the position.

On the forward line, Real Madrid players such as Isco, Morata, Asensio and others began to occupy the main positions. Another old teammate of Lee Polo - Rodrygo, is also a product of the Real Madrid youth training camp...

However, the person standing at the forefront of the Matadors today is not Morata, who is frustrated at Manchester United, but Aspas from Celta Vigo.

Spain's new head coach is also an old acquaintance - former Barcelona coach Luis Enrique.

Because his predecessor, Lopetegui, was revealed to be coaching Real Madrid during the World Cup, the Spanish Football Association couldn't bear it and directly fired the unreliable head coach, allowing Hierro to temporarily lead the team through the World Cup.

, and then Hierro was unwilling to clean up the mess, so he gave Enrique the opportunity to coach.

After taking office, Enrique didn't seem to have much respect for the national team, especially after Iniesta and Pique retired from the national team at the same time. He began to form a new national team with Real Madrid players as the team.

Ramos, Nacho, Carvajal, Isco, Asensio, Ceballos, as well as Rodrigo, Alonso, Sarabia and Hermoso came from the Real Madrid youth academy.

There was even Albiol, a former Real Madrid veteran, who came out of it...

This idea of ​​building a team has earned him strong support from Real Madrid, but there have been complaints from Barcelona.

Today is Enrique's first official game since taking charge. He also hopes that the team he leads can get on the right track...

But, he was really unlucky.

The team has only been training for four or five days, and the new teammates have not yet formed a tacit understanding, and they are about to face the new World Cup champion! -

"Are there no people left in Spain?"

"Are you looking down on me too much?"

In the 4th minute of the game, Li Polo greeted the Spanish defense with a fierce high-altitude bombing.

He avoided Spanish captain Ramos and chose to start with Nacho, who is 180cm tall!

When Li Polo soared into the air, the Real Madrid defender, who had a well-established reputation, had not even touched his crotch!

De Gea subconsciously stretched out his foot to block, but failed to keep up with Lee Polo's rhythm!

1:0!

"oh?"

Lee Polo, who opened the scoring, turned around and taunted:

"I didn't notice anyone was defending!"

Nacho was so angry after being humiliated on his crotch!

【Negative sentiment from Nacho, +1478!】

【De Gea, +233!】

【Spain team, +23145!】

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Since the new team has just been formed, the Spanish national team is still far from 100% condition.

Not to mention anything else, just look at his forward line. Aspas with 176 is in the middle, Isco with 176 and Rodrigo with 182 are on the wings. It seems that he still wants to play the old routine of ground penetration.

But...Isco is not a pure right winger, and his speed is not top-notch. He is indescribably miserable against England's little left-wing track and field prince-Luke Shaw.

Although the left winger Rodrigo is quite fast and has a precise pass, but... what he encountered was England's right tank - Kyle Walker!

Walker, who is as strong as an armed tank, is the type Rodrigo fears the most!

As for Thiago, the brains of Spain's midfield, he met Henderson and Dyer, two rough guys who like physical combat, and his delicate skills were suddenly unable to be used...

Coupled with Lingard and Kane taking turns to retreat and participate in the press, Spain's midfielder was a little confused for a while.

In the 17th minute, Henderson and Thiago had a 50-50 opponent. Thiago subconsciously withdrew his strength at the last second, allowing Henderson to block the ball back.

Lingard made a sharp kick, and Kane ran wildly along the right. Fortunately, Alonso, who was opposite him, was about the same speed. After chasing for more than ten meters, the distance became wider and wider. Finally, Kane watched helplessly.

I flicked the ball from the right wing of the penalty area and sent an inverted triangle back pass!

Nacho, who was closest to him, cleverly stretched out his foot to block it. Unexpectedly, Kane's pass did not completely touch the ground, but floated slightly. After being blocked by him, although the direction changed, it flew from the ground to the ground.

It became a half-lob!

Lee Polo was well prepared. While lapping his horse and rushing to the landing point, he stretched out his right hand and gave Nacho a thumbs up!

Stick to the ball from the right and let him shoot directly... It's really difficult!

But if you switch to a half-high header, it will be like breathing, you can complete it with your eyes closed!

"Whoosh!"

Ramos had just reached out and grabbed Li Polo's jersey when he saw a white light jumping into the net!

2:0!

Lee Polo, who scored twice, still maintained his thumbs-up gesture with his right hand, and even deliberately turned to the good guy who helped Kane get the assist:

"Thanks, man!"

Nacho couldn't help but burst into anger!

【Nacho,+1886!】

【Ramos, +444!】

【De Gea, +233!】

【Spain team, +34526!】

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"Kane pulled a cross... the effect is quite good!"

Southgate, sitting on the coaching bench, rubbed his chin and muttered:

"I have never seen him so active in trying to sideline me before the World Cup!"

Assistant coach Howard glanced at the figure standing in front of the goal and showed a weird smile:

"He has found his place in the national team, which is also a good thing!"

At this moment, Kane was running towards Lee Polo, gave him a passionate high five, and then shouted in his own unclear accent:

"Fuck four plates of duck!"

-

Although Kane's crosses were still uncomfortable, Lee Polo could already feel his teammate's sincerity and sincerity.

He also worked very hard to exert his full strength, fighting with Ramos and Nacho while trying to find ways to send his teammates' passes to the goal.

But just like Spain's formation had just been formed, the combination of Lee Poirot and Kane also lacked sufficient tacit understanding. After playing for a full 70 minutes, Kane only completed two assists, but was assisted once by Lee Poirot.

In addition, Lingard also used a through ball to assist Lee Poirot to complete his hat trick. Coupled with Henderson's powerful long-range shot from the center, England achieved a huge 5:0 advantage in the 70th minute.

As soon as he saw that victory was in hand, Southgate began to rotate players. Maguire, Loftus-Cheek and Trippier came on board one after another, replacing Cahill, Henderson and Walker.

But even these substitute players were a little distracted, which led to Spain getting a chance at the last moment.

Chick did not mark Thiago, who finally had space to complete a high-quality long pass to the side. Asensio, who came on as a substitute, wiped out Maguire, whose legs had not yet moved, sprinted from the side, and moved inside horizontally.

Cut, tuck diagonally and straight in one go.

He did not pass to Morata, who also came on as a substitute - probably because he knew that his teammate's foot skills were far inferior to his header skills - but passed directly to Rodrigo on the left.

England's right center back, Joe Gomez, was not tight in marking, allowing Rodrigo to alertly seize the opportunity to advance forward and put the ball into the goal from the line of the small penalty area!

1:5!

Rodrigo, who saved his face, rushed towards the center circle with the ball in his arms, only to see a gloomy-looking Lee Polo:

"Hey, friend, are you being provocative?"

Rodrigo was so frightened that he threw the ball on the ground:

"Brother, it's me, Rodrigo!"

Looking at this familiar face in front of him, the image of playing side by side in Valencia for two seasons also appeared in Lipolo's mind.

Li Polo took a deep breath and decided to stick to his principles:

"Since you entered one, I will at least return one!"

The corners of Rodrigo's mouth twitched, and then he watched helplessly as Li Polo rushed into the Spanish defense surrounded by layers like a crazy lion, and fell to the penalty area in the joint tackle of Nacho and Ramos.

Inside!

"drop!!!"

The piercing whistle sounded, and the referee pointed firmly to the 12-yard point!

Penalty kick!

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Rodrigo originally thought that Li Polo was so persistent in scoring goals that he would probably take the penalty kick in person. However, he did not expect that after Li Polo stood up from the ground, he just patted his butt and threw the football to Lin.

Gad:

"You haven't scored a goal today, have you, Jesse?"

Lingard showed a confident smile:

"I knew a long time ago that you would create opportunities for me!"

Li Polo patted him on the shoulder and exited the penalty area.

Lingard put away his smile and turned to look at the Spanish goal. At this moment, he transformed into Emperor Lingard.

Even though his club teammate De Gea was standing on the goal line, Lin Huang regarded it as nothing!

Facing the Red Devils' strongest goalkeeper, Lin Huang, who was full of confidence, took out a spoon!

De Gea jumped in the wrong direction and could only sigh!

[Lee Poirot made a point and Lingard made a free throw.]

[How can I, a mere mortal of one generation, defeat two peerless superstars! 】