The biggest fanatic in football

Since there are only 3 teams in a group, one team is destined to receive a bye.

After defeating Spain's new generation 6:1, four days later on September 12, Spain and Croatia continued to fight. England could relax appropriately and use a rotation lineup to meet the challenge of Switzerland's friendly match.

After all, it is a friendly match. In addition to one intensive training session every day, Southgate also arranged a team-building activity to change the boring life in the training camp.

Under the attention of the media, Marshal Suo led the Three Lions' big-name superstars to the surrounding communities and schools, had cordial conversations with ordinary citizens, and donated hundreds of thousands of pounds in a large-scale charity event.

Southgate's domestic reputation is rising step by step, and he is taking solid steps towards becoming "Lord Sir Alex".

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September 12th.

Still at the new Wembley Stadium, England welcomed a small European country, Switzerland.

Although it is only a small country, Switzerland ranks among the top 10 in FIFA's rankings all year round. This year's UEFA Nations League is also a seeded team participating in the A2 group competition.

In the first round, they faced Iceland at home, who had made a splash in the last World Cup. As a result, they beat the Vikings with overwhelming force and gave them a 6-0 defeat!

After Iceland's disastrous defeat, the people who cried the most were the Argentinian fans:

[How could such a rookie beat us 1:1 in the World Cup?]

However, two hours later, Argentinian fans would cry even more miserably.

Because of the heavy rotation, England also beat Switzerland 4:0!

——According to the basic principles of mathematical formulas: Argentina = Iceland, Switzerland = Iceland + 6, England = Switzerland + 4, which means England can beat Argentina 10 times!

As for why England only entered Switzerland 4 times?

That's because Lee Polo didn't take the field until the 80th minute of the game and scored twice in the last 10 minutes! -

After scoring two goals, Lee Polo also created a small record:

He scored his 100th goal for the England national team!

Tom Jerry, the leader of the national team, almost snatched a jersey with the number "100" printed on it from the equipment manager and couldn't wait to hand it to Lee Polo.

Amidst the collective standing + thunderous applause of more than 60,000 fans at the scene, Lee Polo raised this jersey high!

After seeing this scene, commentator Carragher, who had been critical of Lee Polo in the past, could only applaud:

"England has been so lucky these past few years!"

"If I had met Lee Polo, I would have won the World Cup!"

Neville, who took the time to participate in the commentary, had a pleased smile on his face:

"Scoring 100 goals may not be a difficult task for some players with long careers.

But the most terrifying thing about Lee Polo is that he only made his first appearance on the national team stage a year and a half ago.

It only took him less than 20 games to complete the national team's 100-goal record!"

Neville still said too much.

It only took Lee Polo 18 games (including 16 starts) to reach 100 goals!

He also relied on his performance of scoring 6 goals in four days to successfully get rid of Cristiano Ronaldo, who was tied with him with 94 goals, and ascend to the top of the national team's top scorer!

——It’s a pity that he is only on active duty.

Next, his goal is a legend who is not well-known but is often mentioned in statistics.

Ali Daei, the Iranian international footballer who has retired for 11 years and scored 109 national team goals!

There is still 9 goals difference between them!-

After finishing the national team competition, Lee Polo returned to the club.

Since he accepted the rotation arrangement, he is now very energetic and can't wait to get into the club's games as soon as possible.

On September 14, just as he was about to take head coach Conte to attend the pre-match press conference for the fifth round, Lisanna, who was taking care of her children at home, called:

"Bruce has a fever!"

Li Polo was stunned for a moment:

"Is your father seriously ill? Do you want me to go see him?"

Lisanna was so angry that she hung up the phone!

[Negative emotions from Lisanna, +748!]

Then Li Polo finally complained:

"When you name your child, he shouldn't have the same name as your father-in-law!"

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For a child less than half a year old, headaches and brain fever are always the top priority. Lee Polo immediately abandoned Conte, commanded his full-time driver, and rushed to the hospital with a kick of the accelerator.

Conti shrugged his shoulders and suddenly felt that this exhaust gas was actually a little sweet when he breathed it!

【This guy can finally get out!】

[Next, it’s time for me, Antonio, to show off my talents! 】

[Tomorrow’s opponent is just a newly promoted team - Cardiff City. Watch me chop up melons and vegetables and get a big victory! 】

[Shut up all the idiots who keep criticizing me for “only knowing how to hug thighs”! 】

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Due to Lee Polo's temporary absence, the popularity of Chelsea's game not only did not decrease, but actually increased...

Everyone can't wait to see if Kong Erluzi will capsize in the gutter with the newly promoted team...

But what disappointed them was that without Li Polo's suppression, another team member's thigh completely exploded!

Hazard completed a hat trick in the first half, killing the suspense before the halftime break!

In the second half, Fabregas assisted William and scored the icing on the cake. The game entered garbage time early, but he relaxed his vigilance at the last moment and allowed his opponent to score a face-saving goal.

4:1!

Chelsea continues to maintain the momentum of a perfect start and leads the standings with 15 points!

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As the first round of matches after the national team match week, this round of the Premier League is somewhat unusual.

The "FIFA virus" that often appeared in the past does not seem to have much impact this time.

Most of the main players are from wealthy teams from various countries, and they collectively performed well in this round.

The first is the Red Devils Manchester United. They defeated Watford 2:1 in an away game, which had maintained a complete victory in the first four rounds, giving the "Bornets" their first defeat of the new season.

Liverpool defeated Tottenham in the away game with the same 2:1 countdown, and together with Chelsea maintained the momentum of a complete victory at the beginning.

Arsenal also defeated the demoralized Newcastle United away from home, with the score also being 2:1...

The only exception happened to Manchester City.

Maybe it’s because there are too many South American players in the team (Jesus, Aguero, Asuka, Otamendi, Ederson), and the long journey has caused their physical condition to deteriorate. Maybe it’s Sterling and De Bruyne.

Key players were unable to play. Although Blue Moon played very proactively in this game, the cooperation between the three fronts always lacked a little tacit understanding, which allowed the opponent to seize the opportunity and launch many sharp counterattacks!

Their opponent...is the newly promoted team, New Wimbledon!

Manchester City's abandoned midfielder Delph, who had just arrived without a visa in the summer, stole the ball from Jesus' feet. His midfield partner Cazorla deftly got rid of Gundogan's defense and easily split the left wing.

Mount, who played as a winger, used an emergency stop to smash the ball away from Walker who was pressing forward, and then sent the ball to the center of the penalty area.

Ederson was desperate to attack, but at the last moment his hands inexplicably slipped, allowing the ball to slip through his hands and fly towards Origi who was guarding the goal...

The Belgian forward, who was on loan from Liverpool, accepted the gift and headed the ball directly into the empty goal!

1:0!

New Wimbledon, playing in the Premier League for the first time, won its first victory in the top league with the help of a group of old, weak, sick and disabled!

Manchester City used personal lessons to tell Chelsea:

"Don't underestimate any opponent!"

"Even if the opponent is a newly promoted team, this is no exception!"