The biggest fanatic in football

"Kylian Mbappe: The new king!"

One day in mid-September, the famous Spanish media "Marca" published such an article.

According to their analysis, the 19-year-old Mbappe has completely surpassed the 19-year-old Cristiano Ronaldo, Messi, and Li Polo, and can be called the new king.

They listed the goal difference between Mbappe and the other three superstars from three aspects: club, Champions League and national team. The data is detailed, well-founded and convincing.

In terms of club goals, Mbappe scored 52 goals for Monaco and Paris Saint-Germain. The 19-year-old Messi scored 25 goals for Barcelona, ​​while the 19-year-old Ronaldo scored 17 goals for Sporting Lisbon and Manchester United.

In the Champions League, Mbappe has scored 10 goals, Messi scored 2 goals at that time, and the 19-year-old Ronaldo has not yet scored a Champions League goal.

As for the national team, Mbappe has now scored 9 goals for France, Cristiano Ronaldo has scored 7 goals for Portugal when he was 19 years old, and Messi scored 4 goals for Argentina when he was 19 years old.

Among the four superstars appearing in the same frame, Lee Polo is undoubtedly the most embarrassing one.

Because... at the age of 19, he was still dawdling in Clapton, the ninth level, with only 30 pounds of pocket money per week to support his family!

The club scored 0 goals.

What is the Champions League?

What is the national team?

In his data column, there are all cold and heartless 000!

A reporter quickly contacted Li Polo and wanted to interview him about his thoughts.

His agent, Alan Barnett, originally refused this interview, which was full of malicious hype, but Lee Polo chose to accept it.

"I'm just an amateur player who made his debut at the age of 20. I only entered the fourth level league. I'm not qualified to be compared with Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo, Mbappe, and Neymar, these super talents who are full of talents."

Facing the camera, he frankly admitted the shortcomings of his congenital conditions:

"If it hadn't been for Mr. Neil Ardley's discernment and signing of me, I might still be working as a waiter in a shop or restaurant in London."

Then he changed the subject:

"Mbappe is obviously the most talented player among the young generation. I am very optimistic about him becoming the next Cristiano Ronaldo or Messi, but not the next Lipolo."

The reporter immediately asked:

"Why?"

Li Boluo laughed leisurely:

"Because I have no talent, the reason why I am able to achieve what I am today is because I have experienced suffering and torture that ordinary people cannot bear!"

"All my coaches and teammates know that after every training session at the club, I give myself extra practice, even to the annoyance of our goalkeeper.

And during the summer vacation when everyone is resting, I will work hard at home day after day on my ball handling and shooting skills! Can he do it?"

[Negative emotions from Lisanna, her closest comrade, +66! 】

The reporter from the Madrid area nodded thoughtfully.

Although Lee Poirot is widely recognized as a villain, no one can deny the hard work he put in to become a top player - at least in the first three seasons.

The reporter turned the topic to the upcoming game:

"What do you want to say about the Champions League group stage that starts tomorrow?"

Li Polo rubbed the mustache that had just grown on his chin and showed a sly smile:

"Oh? I have nothing to say about an opponent I am too familiar with."

"I want to pay tribute to the plot of last season and let the second team in the group go to play in the Europa League!"

This reporter couldn’t help but his eyes lit up!

"Last season's plot" refers to Chelsea kicking Atletico Madrid out of the Europa League. And this season... the second-tier team in the same group as Chelsea is Real Madrid, who is also from Madrid!

They are their opponents tomorrow!

There is no need for the media to fan the flames. Lee Polo has already heated up the heat of this duel! -

Sure enough, at the pre-match press conference in the afternoon, the same question was once again thrown in front of Li Polo.

Li Polo changed his answer:

“The 2016 final was Atletico Madrid versus Real Madrid.

The 2017 final was between Valencia and Real Madrid.

The 2018 final was between Chelsea and Real Madrid.

Watching the same team perform on stage every year is inevitably a bit boring for the audience.

Therefore, in order to avoid aesthetic fatigue, I want to nip it in the bud and let Real Madrid report to the Europa League during the group stage! I believe there will be many teams supporting me!"

——If nothing else, at least the fans of Barcelona and Atletico Madrid will definitely cheer him on!

[Negative sentiment from the entire Real Madrid team, +14849!]

【Are you a dog?】

-

September 19, 8:45 pm.

Stamford Bridge was brightly lit and packed with people.

Conte had already walked into the stadium first and shook hands cordially with the opponent's coach Zidane.

They were teammates at Juventus for five years from 1996 to 2001, and Conte was still the captain at the time. Even after 17 years, they still retain a sense of comradeship, at least there is not much hatred between them.

The scene when Conte led Chelsea to beat Real Madrid in the Champions League final four months ago seems to still be vivid in his mind.

Zidane rubbed his bald head and sat down in his seat with a solemn expression, but soon motioned to his assistant coach to take out the tactical board and conduct a final inspection of the pre-match tactical arrangements.

"Cristiano Ronaldo is still recovering from his injury, Isco will come to play on the left..."

"Bell on the right, his recent physical condition deserves attention, and we must pay attention to the reasonable allocation of physical energy..."

"Tell Marcelo not to push forward too hard, be careful he doesn't get back in time..."

…

While the coaches are still busy checking for deficiencies, the atmosphere in the tunnel has become heated.

Li Polo raised his chin towards the Real Madrid player opposite:

"Brothers, don't tell me today that you don't have a tacit understanding in the club?"

The Spanish internationals who had just been kicked out by him a week ago - Ramos, Carvajal, Isco... all had dark faces and remained silent.

He glanced behind Benzema and laughed:

"Why didn't Ronaldo come?"

"Do you rely on this lineup to deal with me?"

"After the game, you won't use the incomplete lineup to explain why you lost, right?"

[Negative sentiment from the entire Real Madrid team, +16849!]

He looked at the tall goalkeeper standing at the front again:

"Thibaud, you left in such a hurry, I didn't even give you a proper farewell!"

Courtois' mouth felt bitter.

But as a former teammate, he couldn't act like a stranger. He could only turn around stiffly and hugged Li Polo:

"There's nothing I can do, man."

"As a former teammate, I have always had full respect and appreciation for you."

Li Polo smiled and nodded:

"If you had told me at that time, this matter would never have reached that point!"

Courtois responded with a slight embarrassment, and then heard Li Polo add:

"Give it your all, Tebow!"

"Let me see if you are slacking off in Spain?"

【Courtois, +886!】