The biggest fanatic in football

"The winner of... the UEFA Player of the Year for the 2019-2020 season is..."

"Li·Polo!!!"

Following the drawl of UEFA President Ceferin, Lee Polo, dressed in a suit, slowly stepped onto the podium.

It was 5 pm on October 1, at the UEFA headquarters in Switzerland, the annual Champions League group stage draw ceremony and annual awards ceremony were held grandly.

It is worth mentioning that among the two lottery guests, one is called Malouda, who is a former Chelsea player; the other is called Drogba, who is also a former Chelsea player...

As a seven-time champion coach, Cesc Fabregas won the honor of "Best Head Coach in Europe" in his first season as a coach. This should be the pinnacle of his career. In the future, he may never win again.

There's no way he can repeat this peak - unless he moves to New Wimbledon!

Benefiting from Chelsea's overall record, various UEFA awards were divided among the Blues players:

The best goalkeeper goes to Navas.

The best defender was awarded to Rudiger.

The best midfielder belongs to Kante - after all, his biggest competitor, Fabregas, has already won a more important trophy!

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As usual, the top 32 players entering the Champions League are divided into four levels:

The first seeded teams include: Chelsea (Champions League + Premier League), New Wimbledon (European League), Real Madrid, Bayern, Juventus, Paris, Zenit, Porto;

The second tier includes: Barcelona, ​​Atletico Madrid, Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United, Shakhtar, Dortmund, Ajax;

The third pot is: Sevilla, Dynamo Kiev, Red Bull Salzburg (Austria), Red Bull Leipzig, Inter Milan, Olympiacos (Greece), Lazio, Atalanta;

Pot 4: Lokomotiv Moscow, Marseille, Bruges (Belgium), Borussia Monchengladbach, Istanbul (Turkey), Midtjylland (Denmark), Rennes (France), Ferencvaros (Hungary).

Since the Mad Gang won the Europa League, there are a total of five teams in the Premier League that can participate in the Champions League.

Under the operation of two famous Chelsea players, 32 teams took their positions one after another after 40 minutes.

Group A was quite exciting right from the start:

Bayern Munich, Atletico Madrid, Salzburg, Lokomotiv.

The matchup in Group B is also full of excitement:

Real Madrid, Liverpool, Internacional, Borussia Mönchengladbach.

Group C is dominated by one company:

Porto, Manchester City, Olympiacos, Marseille.

The same goes for Group D:

Chelsea, Shakhtar, Atalanta, Midtjylland.

——Even without Lee Polo, the Blues could easily get through the three scoring boys with their eyes closed without any surprises!

Group E doesn’t seem to have much suspense either:

Paris, Manchester United, Leipzig, Istanbul.

Group F is a group of death where rookies peck each other:

Zenit, Ajax, Lazio, Club Brugge.

Group G finally ushered in the situation of two heroes competing for hegemony:

Juventus, Barcelona, ​​Dynamo Kiev, Ferencvaros.

The Mad Gang, who participated in the Champions League for the first time in history, were placed in Group H by two Chelsea stars:

Wimbledon, Dortmund, Seville, Rennes.

——To be ranked eighth in the Premier League, put together with the second in the Bundesliga, the fourth in La Liga, and the third in Ligue 1, does that mean you are looking up to them?

——Without Lee Polo, this group would probably be regarded as the same noobs pecking each other as Group F?

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"Today is October 1st. First of all, I wish the fans in faraway China a happy National Day."

When delivering his acceptance speech, Lee Polo did not forget to send a blessing before starting his speech:

"The past season was a very difficult year for everyone. Everyone's work and life were greatly affected. Football is no exception, and I am no exception."

He pointed at himself:

"In my original plan, in the first half of 2020, I could participate in ten international boxing matches and fifteen mixed martial arts matches.

However, due to the impact of the general environment, I only participated in eight games in total, which seriously affected my challenge to this fighting event!"

People who love fighting all over the world want to bow to the mask for the first time:

[Thank you for delaying Lee Polo’s conquering of fighting events!]

Li Polo nodded confidently:

"But the difficulty has passed. In the next few months, I will challenge the top fighters in the fighting world one by one. I hope they can stay healthy and not get sick or injured..."

Ceferin, who was standing behind him, couldn't help coughing:

【Please pay attention to me!】

[This is not a fighting awards ceremony!]

"Sorry, Mr. Chairman, the following content is all related to football, I promise."

Noticing Ceferin's dissatisfaction, Li Polo raised his right hand, pointed at the ceiling and swore:

"Affected by objective difficulties, the Premier League was suspended for two months, and the UEFA Champions League canceled the home and away double-leg knockout system and changed it to a single game to determine the outcome. The status of many players has been affected. I also

No exception."

He pointed at himself again:

"What's more... last season, I also encountered a game window of nearly two months, and the number of games I could participate in in a season was greatly reduced. This was very ambitious for someone who wanted to challenge the single-season scoring record at the beginning of the season.

For me, it is undoubtedly a big blow!”

Ceferin, who was standing behind him, could not help but tremble at the corner of his mouth:

【How do you have the nerve to say such things?!】

[Who in the whole world doesn’t know your scoring statistics last season?!]

[Although the Champions League schedule has been reduced by 5 games, all your free energy can be used in the Premier League!]

[The number of games you played for Chelsea was only 3 fewer than last season!]

[As for why the suspension period, which was originally only 4 weeks, turned into 2 months in your mouth, shouldn’t you ask yourself? 】

【Who forced you to participate in the World Athletics Championships in Doha? 】

Lee Polo's offensive statistics in the 2019-2020 season are as follows:

Premier League: 332 goals and 26 passes in 32 games

Champions League: 80 goals and 6 passes in 7 games

Community Shield: 6 goals and 0 passes in 1 game

FA Cup: 35 goals and 5 passes in 3 games

League Cup: 31 goals and 4 passes in 3 games

European Super Cup: 10 goals and 1 pass in 1 game

Club World Cup: 22 goals and 2 passes in 2 games

Total: 516 goals and 44 passes in 49 games!

Average per game: 10.71 goals and 0.9 passes!

What is really affected is Lee Polo's data in the national team.

The suspension period + World Championships caused him to miss England's 6 European qualifying games in September, October, and November, and opponents such as Montenegro, Kosovo, and Bulgaria are the best choices to gain points!

Not to mention too much, according to his state in the league, 60 goals for him in these six games is not too much, right?

In the first half of 2020, England was originally planning to play two friendly matches in March, which was also a good time to start a big fight. However, due to the negative sentiment sweeping the world, these two games had to be cancelled.

So in the past season, Li Polo did not participate in the national team competition at all!

His season goals only ended at 525 goals in 49 games!

Since he switched to a forward in 2016, his scoring efficiency has been improving rapidly, but in 2020, this progress has slowed down significantly!

2016-2017, 109 goals and 11 passes in 49 games, averaging 2.22 goals per game.

2017-2018, 257 goals and 24 passes in 67 games, averaging 3.84 goals per game, with an efficiency increase of 73%.

2018-2019, 394 goals and 27 passes in 61 games, averaging 6.46 goals per game, with an efficiency increase of 68%.

In 2019-2020, 516 goals and 44 passes were scored in 49 games, averaging 10.53 goals per game, with an efficiency increase of 63%.

From 73% to 68%, and then to 63%, in just two seasons, his progress rate has dropped by a full 10 percentage points!

Taking into account the increase in age, when Li Polo gets a few years older, the rate of decline will only be faster!

In less than 10 seasons, he will decline off a cliff!

Can't even score 10 goals in a game!

When Li Polo was worried about his scoring efficiency, he received a wave of prompt messages:

【Negative sentiment from all over Europe, +334.56 million!】

【Ding~~~】

[The total value of negative emotions has exceeded 10 billion, and you have reached the highest level, Lv.10!]

[You have obtained 5 extra attribute points, do you want to distribute them immediately? 】

He took a look at his attributes and nodded slightly.

[Ball Control] This item has been stagnant at 98 for 11 months. No matter how hard I and Lisanna train, they have not made any progress.

Playing football...is indeed a sport that requires talent!

【Ball control:98→100!】

After spending 2 attribute points on [Ball Control], Li Polo didn't hesitate much and added all the remaining 3 attribute points on [Shoot]:

【Shoot:93→96!】

Looking at the [shooting] of 96, the [passing] of 86, and the [defense] of 96, Lee Polo was in a daze for a moment.

[This system only has 10 levels in total?]

[I’m only 25 years old and 2 months old. Is this the full level? 】

[You won’t get a big gift package when you reach the full level? 】

[A game without a goal will no longer have any fun!]

【Football, destroy it!】

He was about to end his career when he suddenly heard another cough.

Ceferin, standing behind him, reminded him for the third time.

Lee Polo woke up from a dream and concluded his acceptance speech:

"As we all know, I have always had the ability to predict the future. I just triggered this ability again, allowing me to briefly see part of the future."

The whole world became inexplicably excited.

In the last game, he made a prediction, but billions of people scorned it. As a result, the entire earth suffered an unprecedented disaster.

This time...what did he see again?

Li Polo raised the index finger of his right hand:

"I saw the distant future:

One day, I can score 10,000 goals in my career!"

After a brief silence, he once again felt the surging malice!

【Negative emotions from all over the world, 10.874818861!】