The biggest fanatic in football

"Lee Polo wants to score 10,000 goals?!"

"What a crazy declaration!"

In just 30 minutes, Lee Polo's heroic words spread all over the world along various signals.

This has also become another hot spot in football after "Lee Polo transfers to New Wimbledon"!

The media and netizens immediately launched a heated discussion.

Some professionals quickly calculated how likely it was that Lee Polo could accomplish this feat:

"Lee Polo has scored a total of 1,408 goals since his debut in 2014, spending 337 games, averaging 4.18 goals per game. According to this efficiency, he will need 2,060 games to complete 10,000 goals!

There are only 70 games to play in a season, which takes 30 seasons!

Even if based on the peak efficiency of the 2019-2020 season - 10 goals per game, he will need 12 seasons!

And 12 seasons later, Lee Polo is already 38 years old, and it is impossible for him to maintain the scoring efficiency at his peak!"

It's just that they all ignored one thing:

Why use past scoring efficiency and calculate future events?

Just 3 days later, Li Polo slapped these experts and cloud fans in the face with practical actions!

In the 4th round of the Premier League, Lee Polo played a career masterpiece!

At Arsenal's Emirates Stadium, he abandoned all team attributes and concentrated all the team's firing rights in sports battles on himself!

In the 90-minute game, he kicked with his head and kicked a total of 34 shots!

Whether it was Dias on the left or Origi on the right, the two wingers only took two shots in total - and they were all supplementary shots!

The final score is 18:0!

In addition to Origi's supplementary shot and Cazorla's penalty kick, Lee Polo scored the remaining 16 goals alone!

Cazorla completed a seven-star streak of assists, Wilshere also recorded 4 assists, and everyone in the midfield and frontcourt of the Kuang Gang received assist bonuses!

The experts immediately revised the calculation formula:

If Lee Polo can maintain an efficiency of 16 goals per game, the goal of 10,000 goals will be achieved in only 8 seasons!

He was only 34 years old at that time!

Looking at it this way, this goal is definitely not unattainable!

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After this round of the league, international football entered the national team for the first time in 11 months.

Lee Polo also returned to the England national team after a year.

On October 8, he led the Three Lions to face the challenge of the "European Red Dragon" Wales at the new Wembley Stadium!

The captain of Wales...is none other than his fellow senior, Gareth Bale!

Since this game was only a friendly match, many main players, including Kane, Sterling, Henderson, Maguire and Pickford, did not participate. In contrast, Lee Polo was called up

There are fringe international players such as Odoi, Lingard, Delph, Jones, Ampadu, and even... Shea!

The last time Shea was selected for the national team, and the only time he was selected for the national team, was 8 years ago!

He even brought 38-year-old Akinfenwa into the national team!

When the 208-pound Akinfenwa received a call from the national team, he almost chose to call the police!

"Sir, I encountered a scam!"

"How can a veteran striker like me, who only scored four goals in two years, be selected for the national team?!"

Lingard looked at him coldly:

"I'm sorry, I only scored 1 goal in the past 24 months..."

The British Empire civil war between England and Wales has become "Bell Friends Team" vs "Lee Polo Relations Team"!

How can Bale, who is no longer able to play at Real Madrid, be Lee Polo's opponent?

Li Polo's connections only have two things to do on the court:

Defense with all your strength, assist with all your strength!

I saw...

Delph made a 45-degree cross from the left!

Odoi made an inverted triangle cross from the wing!

Lingard makes a pass from the right!

Jones instigates a long pass from the backcourt!

Xie A took a big kick directly in front of his own goal!

Ampadu makes a clearance and moves forward!

Akinfenwa, who came on as a substitute, responded with a header!

At the end of these actions, they all have the same result:

Lee Polo sent the ball into the net!

When the game just entered stoppage time, the referee from Scotland blew the whistle immediately:

"Drip, drip, drip!!!"

Although there were many goals scored, the referee team only gave one second of injury time!

Wales fans feel that the Scots are so kind and lovely for the first time!

Because the final score was humiliating enough:

22:0!

Li Polo scored 20 goals by himself, and also received 8 yellow cards and 2 penalty kicks!

The experts once again used their struggling hands to recalculate:

If Lee Polo maintains an efficiency of 20 goals per game and completes the goal of 10,000 goals, it will only take 6 seasons!

At that time... he was only 32 years old and still at his peak!

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After England slaughtered Wales with a disparity of 22:0, New Zealand, which had originally scheduled a friendly match in November, issued an urgent announcement:

"Sorry, New Zealand's domestic prevention and control policy has been adjusted. We are unable to conduct cross-border competitions. This friendly match can only be cancelled."

A spokesman for the New Zealand Football Association also expressed regret:

"England is the dominant player in today's football. It is such a pity that we missed this learning opportunity!"

The Three Lions can only temporarily change their opponents:

"Does anyone want to play a friendly friendly match with us?"

They first turned their attention to their brothers.

The football federations of Ireland, Scotland and Northern Ireland have cut off their fax lines and blacklisted all calls from the English Football Association.

The FA had no choice but to look further and even conduct a global tender:

"Teams from America, Africa or Asia can come and participate!"

"Special plane transfer! Ticket revenue is 50%!"

"Even if it's a team from Antarctica!"

“We are committed to fielding only rotational lineups!”

Although they proposed generous terms, the vast majority of national teams around the world were indifferent.

Not only that, even the opponents in the same group of the UEFA Nations League—Denmark, Belgium, and Iceland—have issued applications to UEFA:

"In our group match against England, can we be directly sentenced to a 0:3 defeat?"

"You can just send the championship trophy directly to England, that's fine!"

Under their tearful request, UEFA's top brass wavered for a time, but Ceferin finally decided to refuse:

"They are condoning Li Polo's arrogance!"

"Lee Polo is the big devil in football. What we need to do is not to surrender collectively, but to challenge bravely!"

"Give me an order, which national team can defeat England, oh no, as long as they draw, they will be sent to the finals of the next European Cup! They will also be given a spot in the next Champions League for free!"

There must be a brave man under a heavy reward, this saying has always been a wise saying.

Finally a team from the East took over the task.

That is the District 11 team that is having a good life!

Not only did they take over the task, but they also directly booked two games!

Their attitude is clear and their fighting spirit is high:

"Being able to play against the strongest national team in history is our best opportunity to gain experience!"

They also revealed their long-standing ambitions:

"If we can stop Lee Poirot's winning streak, please let UEFA agree to let us drag Asia into Europe!"

"We would rather be massacred by the European powers than play games with those noobs in Asia!"