The biggest fanatic in football

Chapter 800 Welcome to the score-earning feast!

After the friendly match with Wales, England finally entered the main stage of the UEFA Nations League.

As the defending champion of the first UEFA Nations League, the three opponents of the Three Lions are a bit weak:

One is Iceland, which has a population of only 370,000. The only named player is Sigurdsson, the midfielder who plays for Everton and is nicknamed the "Icelandic Sniper". His transfer value that year was as high as 49.4 million!

The most pity is that Sigurdsson also missed the first round of the group stage because of a cold and fever.

The leaderless Vikings were beaten 26:0 by the heavily rotated Three Lions!

Although the chicken soup joke circulating on the Internet - "The entire Icelandic team is a driver, a cook, and a director" - is false news, few of Iceland's main players can play the main role in the Premier League...

Even if Wilshere is in declining condition, he can be their teacher!

Wilshere, who was substituted after only playing 75 minutes, had ten assists by himself!

He surpassed his club teammate Cazorla a week ago and became the player with the most assists in a single game in football history!

The Guinness World Records Jury is ready to mail the certificate of honor to you!

The opponent was so weak that Lee Polo was too embarrassed to monopolize the right to fire. He only scored 20 goals and gave up the remaining 6 goals to his teammates.

After all, Odoi, Lingard, Abraham, Mount, Henderson, Jones... these teammates are all loyal and good brothers!

The eldest brother in the lead is already full, so he has to give the little brothers a sip of soup, right? -

On the third day after 26:0 Iceland, England went to Copenhagen to face their second group stage opponent, Denmark.

Compared with Iceland, which has a population of only 370,000, Denmark can be described as a "huge country". The population of the Fairy Tale Kingdom has reached an astonishing 5.9 million, which is almost 16 times that of Iceland!

Compared to Iceland, which has a blank slate of players, Denmark’s lineup is full of famous players:

The goalkeeper is the "loyal" Schmeichel Jr.

The defense is led by the decorated Chelsea main defender Christensen, and his partner is the former Ajax main defender Josim Andersen, who has reached the semi-finals of the Champions League - worth more than 20 million.

The core of the midfield is handed over to the "God of Love" Eriksen to command and dispatch, and beside him is the Tottenham hero Hoibjerg to protect him.

Heading up the front line is another former Ajax main player Dolberg, who is also worth more than 20 million.

Such a luxurious lineup inspired Li Polo's competitive spirit. In less than 2 minutes, he opened the scoring and gave the host a sap!

Facing Christensen, who had been playing alongside him for three years, Lee Polo showed no mercy. After only playing for 45 minutes, he made 8 successful dribbles and 9 successful confrontations on his old teammate.

And the data of 16 shots!

If it weren't for Schmeichel's cheat today, the score of this game would have been double digits at halftime!

8:0!

Lee Polo, who only scored 7 goals in the first half, fell into the most painful battle of the season!

He sat in the locker room with a sullen face and said nothing, regretting that he had wasted many opportunities.

Seeing him in so much pain, head coach Southgate had no choice but to comfort him:

"Schmeichel is in such good shape that there is nothing we can do about it..."

Before he finished speaking, Li Poluo raised his head with a "hoo", and his two eyes pierced the soul of Nanmen Gate like sharp swords!

Southgate felt cold and took a step back, then sat down on the bench!

"Coach, you are wrong."

Li Polo shook his head slowly and stood up from his seat:

"It's not that Schmeichel is in too good a state, it's that I'm in too bad a state today!"

He clenched his fists tightly and swore through gritted teeth:

"I'm going to get back into shape in the second half!"

Schmeichel, who was drinking water in the home team's locker room, suddenly shook his hands uncontrollably, and half a bottle of sports drink spilled directly onto his lap!

Christensen glanced at him:

"Why are your hands shaking so much?"

Schmeichel, who made eight key saves in the first half, was sweating profusely:

"Your legs... aren't they shaking?"

Christensen, who was bullied by Lee Polo for 45 minutes, instantly became mute!

He had a premonition:

If he keeps playing like this, he will have to take a rest before the game is over!

Either two yellows and one red were ejected, or he was substituted due to physical breakdown!

The only thing that makes him feel at ease is... As an old comrade, as long as he does not take the initiative to apply for a fight, Mr. Lee Polo, the 2020 World Mixed Martial Arts Championship gold belt winner, can at least guarantee that he will walk out of the arena alive and well! -

Christensen's premonition came true in the 67th minute.

In order to stop Lee Polo's sudden advance, Christensen had to use his hands and feet to cause a foul.

But Lee Polo not only did not stop, but used his speed and inertia to knock him to the ground and score his 12th goal of the game.

Seeing the score expand to 15:0, Christensen stood up with gritted teeth.

But as soon as he straightened his left leg, he felt a tearing pain spread throughout his body!

[Made, I just stretched my foot this time and sprained my knee!]

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With Christensen's injury, the host's defense completely collapsed.

Especially after entering the last 20 minutes, Denmark, which had been ravaged by Lipolo for 70 minutes, suffered a serious decline in physical fitness and could not keep up with England's pace.

In order to delay Lee Poirot's goal, Denmark had to make continuous substitutions to maximize the game time.

But even so, Li Polo and his teammates still scored 5 goals in 20 minutes, setting the final score at 20:0!

Compared to Iceland’s 0:22, although Denmark is stronger, it is only limited!

【Negative sentiment from all over Denmark, +5.911024!】

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After ending his relaxing and enjoyable journey with the national team, Lee Polo returned to club competitions.

Compared with Wales, Iceland, and Denmark, the opponents in the Premier League and Champions League are obviously more powerful.

Due to participating in the national team competition with Lee Polo, many New Wimbledon players were a little tired, which seriously affected the club's state.

For example, Akinfenwa, who has never played for the national team, was completely exhausted after two games as a substitute + long-distance travel, and was unable to even enter the substitute lineup...

Delph, Upamecano, Romero, Locatelli, Jones...these backcourt generals are all at the bottom of their physical fitness. As a result, in the fifth round of the league against Southampton, the Crazy Gang actually failed in the first half.

Conceded two goals in a row!

Li Polo, who originally wanted to take a rest, had to drag his heavy legs onto the field during the halftime break. Then... he scored 11 goals in a row in 45 minutes, averaging one goal every four minutes.

!

Originally he could go further, but this season the Premier League can replace 5 players. Southampton took advantage of this rule and consumed nearly 10 minutes, seriously disrupting Lee Polo's scoring rhythm!

Coupled with Origi's goal, the Kuang Gang finally fixed the score at 12:2!

This is already Li Polo's smallest score in the past month!

FIFA virus... is too powerful!

(End of chapter)