The Bizarre Adventure of the Warhammer Elves

Chapter 319 It stinks, it stinks

Author: Bamboo Basket Frame Water

Chapter 319 It stinks, it stinks

The tragedy in Lannisport continued to unfold. Under the iron-fisted rule of Brother Roland, hundreds of ships loaded with loot began to return to the Iron Islands, leaving only more than 10,000 Pendor soldiers who continued their eastern expedition.

However, the flames rising over Lannisport eventually attracted the attention of other nearby castles. After all, as the largest trading port in the West, many families' caravans were also present.

In their opinion, there may have been some fires or pirate invasions in Lannisport. With the well-trained guards in the port, it is basically impossible for any major problems to occur.

However, when the Western Cavalry sent by the nearby nobles prepared to investigate the situation, they suddenly discovered the sea monster flag fluttering in the wind over Lannisport, and then they realized the seriousness of the problem.

Most importantly, the accompanying knights also discovered a familiar headless corpse in the pile of corpses that had not yet been burned outside the city. The gorgeous armor on his body that symbolized a Lannister member all declared his identity:

Lord Tywin's brother, Kevan Lannister, was actually killed!

————Western Realm, Casterly Rock City

Casterly Rock City is a tall and majestic rock castle. Because the entire castle is carved on a huge rock mountain, and the dock located in the cave can provide a steady stream of supplies, it is a strong and easy-to-defend but difficult-to-attack castle.

castle.

However, it is in the cave hall of this sturdy castle that the sound of precious porcelain and glass products being smashed is constantly echoing at this moment:

Bang-dang-dang——

Outside the hall, several red-robed knights in charge of guarding were looking at each other with sad faces, as if the breaking sounds coming from the door in the room were the horn of death.

They had never seen Lord Tywin, who was always known for his cold temperament, be so out of character that it made even their attendants feel afraid.

At this moment, a short figure suddenly appeared from the end of the corridor. Looking at the knights who were standing at the door like shrinking turtles and not daring to go in, he asked teasingly in a rich voice:

"Why are you all standing here? Why don't you go in and persuade my respected father?"

"Duke Tywin is furious because of Lord Kevan's death. We don't dare to touch Lord Duke's bad luck at this time. I advise you not to go in, otherwise you will definitely be reprimanded."

The visitor was Lord Tywin's second son - the 'little devil' Tyrion Lannister. The knights did not show any respect to the little dwarf, only the leading knight gave a warning.

This was not because he was kind-hearted in admonishing the little devil, but he was worried that if the little devil offended Lord Tywin, they would be punished by Tywin for letting the little devil into the hall, that's all.

Tyrion saw the knight's worry at a glance, so he took out a money bag filled with golden dragons from his arms and threw it to the other party. Then he glanced at the attendants beside him and said:

"Dear knights, the Lannister family has suffered enough shame today. Do you want to watch the noble second son of the Lannister family tiptoe to open the door?"

"……Good luck."

After hearing this, the knight commander silently put the money bag thrown by Tyrion into his arms, and then personally opened the door to the hall for him. After the other party entered the door, he hurriedly left his post.

Bang~

The loud sound of the door closing instantly echoed in the empty hall. Tyrion carefully avoided the broken tiles and glass on the ground, and then focused on the figure sitting on the throne of the former 'King of Casterly Rock':

I saw a tall, bald man with broad shoulders sitting on the bright red throne. The golden beard on his temples was as powerful and domineering as a lion's mane.

Coupled with the pair of shoulders that were constantly rising and falling due to anger, Tyrion at this time only felt that he saw a real lion sitting on the throne, exuding a powerful aura that made him feel uncomfortable.

This man is none other than the Warden of the West, the Duke of Casterly Rock and the Shield of Lannisport, as well as the patriarch of the Lannister family—Tywin Lannister!

"What are you doing here? This is not a place you can enter casually. Get out of here quickly!"

Upon noticing Tyrion's deformed and ugly figure appeared in the Hall of Casterly Rock, Tywin's eyes immediately showed a trace of imperceptible disgust and dissatisfaction, and then he directly scolded him.

Tyrion did not care about his father's dissatisfaction and disgust, but indifferently picked up a glass from the table that had not been poisoned by Tywin, poured himself a glass of wine and sighed:

"Although I know that you have been maintaining the majesty of the Lannister family, I have to tell you with regret that the sound of your smashing was heard even at the cave dock just now, and it even disturbed many sleeping soldiers.

."

After saying that, Tyrion drank all the wine in the wine glass, then took out an envelope from his arms and placed it on the table, and asked curiously:

"As for the ironborn bandits who have occupied Lannisport, who are you going to hand them over to? It can't be the Mountain of Clegane Castle, right?"

"I will personally summon the knights to deal with the matter at Lannisport. No one can escape unscathed after insulting the majesty of the Lannister family... Is this an envelope from King's Landing?"

Tywin, who was already particularly irritated because of his brother's brutal murder, ignored Tyrion's inquiry, then turned his attention to the gold-lacquered envelope on the table, and couldn't help but frown slightly.

There is no trace of the royal seal on the surface of this envelope, but it can use the envelope specially provided by the royal family, so there is no doubt that this letter was written by a member of the royal family.

As the only royal member of the Lannister family, this letter was undoubtedly written by his incompetent eldest daughter and Queen of the Seven Kingdoms—Cersei Lannister.

Tyrion obviously knows this too. After all, Tywin doesn't want to see him appear in Casterly Rock, so he usually stays in King's Landing, so he naturally knows information about the royal family:

"This must be a letter from my dear queen sister. After all, I don't think anyone else except her would choose to put such high-end perfume on the envelope. This is simply a luxury."

"Of course, your sister is the noble Light of the West, and she also borrowed 3 million gold dragons from my treasury. Naturally, she will not use inferior perfume to cover up the stench like the prostitutes you have come into contact with."

Hearing Tyrion's ridicule to Cersei, even Tywin rarely agreed, and then he endured the cloying smell of perfume and opened the envelope.

However, after seeing the messy contents recorded in the envelope, Tywin's eternal face couldn't help but show a hint of surprise, and his rudeness surprised Tyrion who had not seen the envelope.

So is there anything in this world that can surprise even this old lion?

Even when he learned that Lannisport had been captured by the Ironborn and that his brother Kevan had died without a body, Tywin only showed anger, as if he had anticipated the Ironborn attack.

Something that can surprise such a strategizing old lion...

Could it be that the king died?

Or have the remaining Targaryens gathered an army and begun preparations to counterattack the mainland?

Just when Tyrion's smart brain was brainstorming, Tywin slapped the envelope on the table, picked up the flagon and started drinking. Tyrion couldn't help but be shocked by his gaffe:

"What's wrong? Has His Majesty the King really passed away?"

Hearing Tyrion's exclamation, Tywin also realized that his behavior today was too rude, so he put down the flask, poured himself a glass of wine and whispered:

"Gudu Gudu... Died? Huh, if it's really just the death of the king, then I actually hope that things can be that simple!"

Hearing Tywin's cold snort, Tyrion curiously reached for the envelope on the table and read it, and then immediately realized why Tywin was so gloomy.

The content recorded in the envelope is actually not much, but it covers everything that happened in the North and King's Landing during this period:

From the invasion of the wildlings to the appearance of the White Walkers, to the disappearance of the White Walkers and the appearance of the elven dragon, as well as the legendary experience of the king's assassination and resurrection, almost every item is enough to make Tyrion feel thirsty.

If he hadn't known that Cersei was not a person who liked to joke about this kind of thing, Tyrion would have even thought that this letter was sent by the other party to make Tywin laugh.

But if the content of this letter is true, then the changes in this world would be terrible!

"I feel... I seem to have fallen behind the times. Are all the books and knowledge I have come across before fake?"

Faced with Tyrion's emotion, even Tywin didn't know how to answer for a while. After all, this letter was completely beyond his understanding.

But as an excellent ruler, Tywin is still able to prioritize things. For the Lannister family, the ironborn of Lannisport are a threat that is very close at hand and must be resolved as soon as possible.

As for the elves and dragons far away in the horizon, and even the strange ghosts who don't know where they are, they are too far away from the current Western Region and are not worthy of their attention.

The old-fashioned lion knows the truth very well. Only solve one problem at a time, so that the problems can be fundamentally reduced.

"Tyrion, I need you to return to King's Landing immediately to observe for me whether the new elven force is really as powerful as Cersei said."

"Are you serious? The main reason why I came back this time is because I ran out of living expenses, and those elves seem to be noble beings. Will they tolerate someone like me appearing in front of them?"

After hearing Tywin's order, even Tyrion, who was always wise, couldn't help but touch his ugly face, his words full of unconfidence.

After all, according to the letter sent by Cersei, those elves are as handsome and elegant as the angels mentioned in the legend. At the same time, they also have very arrogant personalities, and they seem to be difficult to get along with.

Although he was very reluctant, as a well-known little devil, even Tyrion, who had always been confident, could not help but be a little scared, afraid of the disgusted expressions in the eyes of the elves when they saw him.

Seeing the rare weakness and cowardice on Tyrion's face, Tywin no longer had the tendency to mock his dwarf son, but in the end he said firmly:

"Although she is very reluctant, Cersei has always been a stupid woman who is proud of her cleverness; Jaime is just a reckless boy who is good at using force to solve problems, and is simply unable to undertake the task of communication.

Among my three children, only you have barely inherited my wisdom. I hope you can figure out the strength and purpose of those elves' armies. I don't believe they really come to destroy the White Walkers."

In Tywin's view, all living things are composed of desires. Even those noble elves will never start a war for no reason for the so-called noble glory.

The reason why they came to King's Landing must be for greater interests!

Hearing that Tywin, who had always looked down on him, actually said such heartfelt words, Tyrion felt his nose was slightly sore, and then he suppressed choking and said:

"...In that case, leave King's Landing to me. I wish you success in your campaign against Lannisport. You must avenge Uncle Kevan."

As one of the few members of the Lannister family who admired the little devil, Kevan did not indifference his nephew like his brother because of the little devil's deformed body. Instead, he noticed the great wisdom hidden in the other's ugly brain.

And not only Kevan, but also several of his uncles and aunts were very friendly to him, which allowed Tyrion to feel the warmth of the few family members in this cruel family.

If it weren't for the fact that the dwarf's physique couldn't adapt to the battlefield, Tyrion would have even wanted to ask Tywin for a fight, hoping to avenge Uncle Kevan!

"I will, I will chop off the heads of those Ironborn, stick them all on spears and nail them to the rocks of Lannisport, so that all passing merchant ships will know: Lannister, you must pay your debts!"

Hearing Tyrion mention Kevan, a terrifying cold light flashed in Tywin's eyes, and then he silently left the Hall of Casterly Rock and began to summon the vassals of the Lannister family.

After Tyrion drank all the wine in the flask, he turned his attention to the Casterly Rock Throne in the Hall of Casterly Rock. After looking slightly lost in thought, he left the hall alone.

Since his father has entrusted him with such an arduous task, he naturally cannot live up to his expectations and must complete this task outstandingly.

"Elves, White Walkers... Haha, I hope you won't be frightened by the appearance of the little devil!"

——A few weeks later, King's Landing

"We have arrived at King's Landing, the capital of Westeros. Oh, this is not a slum. Let's take a look at the Red Castle in the distance, elves."

If Rohan's image of Winterfell is a simple but very warm castle, then he can only think of one word to describe the capital of Westeros:

Smelly!

(End of chapter)