The Bizarre Adventure of the Warhammer Elves

Chapter 320 Queen, you don’t want to either

Author: Bamboo Basket Frame Water

Chapter 320 Queen, you don’t want to either...

"It stinks, it stinks so much! Is this really what a capital should smell like?"

Even before he reached the outskirts of King's Landing, Rohan could feel the strong stench filling the air, which made him feel disgusted from the bottom of his heart.

The smell of rotting corpses was mixed with the stench of various types of excrement and sewage flowing across the city. In addition, this city, home to nearly 300,000 people, did not seem to have any sewage system, which resulted in the entire city being filthy.

It is precisely because of the combination of various elements that this city, which was originally the royal capital, has achieved the "smell in the shit"!

What's even more outrageous is that because the elves' natural sense of smell is particularly sensitive, even the youngest Drukhi warrior in the team can smell the unpleasant smell in the air.

"Is this the capital of mankind? I don't think even the sewer pipes used by those slaves are so dirty, right?"

"Well... I have seen many human cities, but no matter whether they are cities built by the Croy Empire or the Kingdom of Pendor, or even the cities of Bretonnia, they have never had such a stench, right?"

"Maybe we made a mistake. Maybe human cities are so dirty. It seems that Lord Rohan should think carefully about how to get along with humans."

…

The elven warriors couldn't help but begin to discuss with each other with some doubts, and the unabashed voices immediately reached the ears of Robert and other King's Landing nobles present, making their faces blush with shame.

After all, the chaos in King's Landing has lasted for more than a day or two, but they have never chosen to deal with it because of financial problems, but have allowed the emergence of slums.

Now it seems that his laissez-faire over the years has made the elves look down on all humans?

"Well...actually I have only taken over this country for more than ten years. In addition, the finances have been a bit tight due to years of war, so maybe the city's environment is indeed a bit bad."

Looking at the embarrassed elves, Robert could only bite the bullet and try to use words to change the elves' first impression of King's Landing, but with little success.

After all, even Ramsay Snow, who had put on a set of silver mail and turned into a dog-like figure next to him, subconsciously covered his nose and fanned himself at this moment, as if he was also a noble elf with a mysophobia.

Rohan secretly used his divine power to seal off his sense of smell and perception, then helplessly flapped his wings and said regretfully to Robert:

"I'm sorry, but the smell is too strong, so I will fly directly into your Red Fort later. As for my soldiers, please don't go in with me and suffer."

"...I'm very sorry. I will prepare a banquet for you in the hall of the Red Castle."

Seeing that Rohan had ordered the elf army to camp on the spot, Robert, who knew he was embarrassed, could not say anything and could only watch Rohan flying towards the Red Keep.

It has to be said that although Rohan's behavior is a bit rude in terms of diplomatic etiquette, this incident is indeed because he, the king, failed to manage his capital well, and he cannot blame the elves.

"Eh - maybe I should really think about how to govern this country."

Looking at the civilians outside the slums who were waving and cheering at the royal motorcade, Robert couldn't help but focus on their dirty and thin bodies, and he had the idea of ​​​​ruling the country after a long time.

This is not only to restore the image of humanity and King's Landing in the eyes of the elves, but also for the sake of the common people who have experienced decades of continuous harvests but are still skinny!

However, Robert, who was working hard to govern at this moment, did not know that just when he was preparing to take care of the country that he had neglected for many years, the royal backyard was eagerly preparing for the red apricot to come out of the wall.

————King’s Landing, Red Keep

"That is the legendary commander of the elves. That is simply the legendary seven angels..."

"I'm really curious about his wings. When he comes down, I'm going to ask him if he can take off his wings and let me play with them!"

"Sister, is this an angel?"

In the tower on the top of the Red Castle, three blond children were looking at the sacred figure soaring in the sky with a look of wonder on their faces, their eyes full of longing for the sky.

They are the three 'children' of King Robert, and they are also the future heirs to the Iron Throne of this country - 'Joffrey the Eternal Emperor', 'Myrcella the Scorpion-Faced Snake-Hearted' and 'The Heartless Emperor'.

At this time, the handsome Joffrey is not the emperor of the future. At this time, he is just an innocent boy who hopes to take off Rohan's wings and play with him.

"If you want to take off my wings and play with them, it depends on whether you have the strength."

After hearing the discussion of the three little golden retrievers below, Luo Han immediately spotted the young man with a 'kingly aura' between his brows, and slowly walked towards the balcony.

In his opinion, this future emperor is simply the best target tailor-made for his [Puppet King Plan], and it is completely worth his efforts to cultivate.

Because of this, he didn't mind getting in touch with this boy first, and was ready to see what his character potential could be:

"You must be Joffrey. I heard your father mention you. He said that you are a child who is weak and cruel by nature and needs someone to nurture him well before he can become a child. Is that true?"

Joffrey's eyes were always on Rohan's wings and the gorgeous weapons on his body. After hearing Rohan's polite inquiry, he immediately jumped up angrily and cursed:

"What! How could my father belittle me like this? You must be lying. I will let my hunting dogs chop you to death!"

After saying that, he was really ready to run to the door and open the door. It seemed that he really planned to let his loyal bodyguard "Sandor the Hound" come in and then let him hack Lohan to death.

Seeing this, Joffrey's sister reached out anxiously to stop her brother, but then she remembered his violent temper and could only shout helplessly:

"Brother, he is a guest invited by my father. Do you want to violate the sacred guest etiquette?"

And the young Tommen stood helpless by the wall, with snot bubbles on his nose, obviously not knowing how to deal with the situation happening at the moment.

Seeing that Tommen could not be expected to be of any use, the eyes of this kind-hearted little princess were immediately covered with a layer of mist, and then she looked at Rohan who was watching the show with tearful eyes and begged:

"You should leave here quickly, otherwise you will really be hacked to death by that hunting dog!"

Seeing that this little girl would take the initiative to worry about her own safety, Luohan smiled and reached out to stroke the girl's long golden hair, which was as smooth as a doll, and said softly:

"Silly girl, your father Robert once entrusted me with the responsibility of knowing Joffrey's way of governing the country. I originally planned to see what kind of person the future king of this country would be, but now it seems that you are more suitable to be the queen.

How about it, are you interested in becoming my first apprentice, so that in the future you can become the future queen of Westeros?"

As soon as he said this, not to mention Myrcella who was being caressed and Joffrey who opened the door, even Tommen, whose eyes were full of wisdom next to him, looked at Rohan blankly.

Joffrey’s teacher? Myrcella as queen?

Each of these items alone is enough to subvert their cognition!

Hearing that Luo Han actually awarded his future throne to someone else, the woodcutter's young and handsome face immediately showed a ferocious look.

Who is this elf who suddenly appeared? He actually dares to be so arrogant in his territory!

However, before he could shout again, a soft voice suddenly came from the door, and ordered Joffrey in doting words that were almost numb:

"Joffrey, quickly apologize to this elf gentleman. You can't be a bad boy who violates guest etiquette, otherwise your father will be angry~"

"Mother!"

Upon hearing his mother's order, Joffrey couldn't help roaring angrily, as if he wanted to show his majesty as the future king.

However, his powerless arms and thin body seemed to Rohan to be no different from a lion cub waiting to be fed.

However, compared to this incompetent prince, Rohan let go of Myrcella's messy blond hair, and focused on the blond beauty who entered the room:

This is a gorgeous beauty with typical Lannister blond hair and emerald green eyes. She is quite slender and plump and has extremely fair skin. Coupled with the low-cut robe that is unintentional or intentional, the whole person looks particularly good.

Of course, since she has given birth to three children, the traces of time have still left some subtle effects on the face of this Light of the West, so after all, she is still not as good as Isabel.

There is no doubt that the woman Joffrey calls his mother is King Robert's wife and the eldest daughter of the Lannister family in the West - Cersei Lannister!

Just as Rohan was sizing up Cersei, Cersei's eyes were also sizing up Rohan, and finally focused on his handsome face.

Even though she was already a young woman in her thirties, when she saw with her own eyes that there could still be such beautiful faces in the world, Cersei still felt the long-lost feeling of spring.

The last time she felt like this was when she met the lover of her dreams, Rhaegar Targaryen, for the first time, right?

'I thought that Rhaegar's appearance was invincible, but I didn't expect that there is someone braver than him now. He is worthy of being an elf!'

As a queen who always likes to judge people by their appearance, Cersei has never shied away from her love for those handsome men, let alone an elf like Rohan who pokes her xp?

Those wings that emit a faint light must feel smooth to the touch, right?

Thinking of this, Cersei drove all three little ones out of the room, then bent down to apologize to Rohan:

"Dear Elf, please allow me to apologize to you for Joffrey's rude behavior. This is just a child's fooling around. Please don't feel bad about it."

Following Cersei's movements, two small milky-white watermelons were exposed to Rohan's field of vision, half-hiding her face, allowing Rohan to take a good look at this great fruit field.

This watermelon is so big and this cherry is so pink~

Of course, Rohan only glanced twice and then looked away. After all, she was still Robert's wife, so she wouldn't do such a despicable thing.

Although it was originally out of appreciation for art, it would be rude to continue reading~

After retracting his gaze, Rohan elegantly folded the wings behind his back, then gracefully performed an elf salute to Cersei and praised:

"I have also heard about you, Your Majesty the Queen. King Robert once told me that you are the most beautiful woman in the Seven Kingdoms. When I see you today, you are worthy of being the light of the west in the world."

"The so-called Light of the West is just a false compliment given to me by others. If you are willing, would you like to accompany me to the courtyard of the Red Keep to discuss Joffrey's education?"

Cersei happily accepted Rohan's compliments, then walked to Rohan's side with cat steps, took the initiative to hold his arm, and then led him towards the courtyard.

To her, her body is just a weapon against men, just a way for her to conquer men.

Of course, she was not completely rebellious because of sex. She was more hoping to elicit thoughts about Robert from the other party.

What Rohan said to Myrcella just now really scared her. Although she knew that the teachings of the Seven Gods only allowed kings to pass the throne to male heirs, who knew what Jiu Mengzi thought?

After all, the various internal struggles of the Targaryen family are still fresh in our minds, and even the most recent Blackfire Rebellion was just a few decades ago!

She believes that in order to ensure that her son successfully ascends to the throne, it is necessary for her as a mother to make some sacrifices.

...Time flies, the hall of the Red Fort

Since there are a large number of gardeners in the Red Keep Garden, Cersei did not do anything extraordinary that she would like to hear. She just wanted to provoke Rohan's temperament and obtain news about the succession to the throne.

If it were any man in the Seven Kingdoms, he would have been so tempted by Cersei that he would have told all the plans in a daze, and then prepared to have a confrontation with this noble queen.

However, Rohan is not an ordinary person, or he is not a person at all!

In order to prevent the stench of King's Landing from contaminating his body, Rohan has been using his divine power to isolate the surrounding air and environment, so the charming perfume carefully prepared by Cersei was not used.

What's more, the Chosen One's body has long been invulnerable to all poisons. Even if Cersei really poured him a whole pot of charming wine and then stood naked in front of him, he would at most be able to show respect by erecting slightly.

What's more, although Cersei's figure and appearance are considered to be the best in the Seven Kingdoms, Rohan's vision has expanded to true goddesses like Lilith and Radelia, how can she be easily tempted?

However, compared to women, Luohan was more interested in her three children, and really planned to take them all as apprentices.

"Madam, you don't want your children to be inferior to others in their future achievements, right?"

(End of chapter)