The Bizarre Adventure of the Warhammer Elves

Chapter 321 Banquet Hall

Author: Bamboo Basket Frame Water

Chapter 321 Banquet Hall

"It's getting late. Your Majesty the Queen, and the distinguished Lord Elf, Your Majesty Robert has already hosted a grand dinner in the hall of the Red Castle, and solemnly invites you to attend."

In the garden of the Red Keep, a servant bravely stopped Rohan and Cersei who were discussing the issue of Joffrey's education. He suppressed his fear and brought Robert's message.

Although Queen Cersei is famous all over the world for her beauty, almost every low-level servant in the Red Keep is aware of her moody temper.

If I disturb the other party this time, I won't die in bed with multiple stab wounds tomorrow, and then be judged as suicide, right?

Fortunately, although Cersei is a vicious woman with a small belly, she is not so unbearable in front of Lohan just to punish a servant, so she said to Lohan gently:

"Now that the dinner prepared for you is ready, let's go see what kind of delicacies my 'husband' Robert has prepared for you?"

"It sounds good, then let me see what kind of unique food you have in Westeros."

Rohan did not refuse. On the one hand, he was really interested in the different delicacies of each plane. On the other hand, it was also because he wanted to get to know other important ministers of the Imperial Council.

After all, whether it is Robert's two duke brothers, or Jon Arryn, whom Robert has never met but is always mentioned by Robert, they are all the people he wants to meet this time.

After all, the Druchi elves' trade agreements and various interests in Westeros require a stable environment to ensure the dominance of the Iron Throne.

If Joffrey is really the kind of bastard who is hopelessly supported by elves, then Rohan actually doesn't mind changing the Iron Throne to another ruler.

In the final analysis, Rohan's first priority is the interests of the elves. If Joffrey can become a cruel king who knows how to govern the country, then Rohan can rest assured.

After all, although Robert hoped that he could teach Joffrey how to govern the country, Rohan thought it would be better to train him into a warrior, at least it would not be a waste of his cruel talent.

As for running the country, Joffrey only needs to be responsible for some general directions, and the rest can be left to the Imperial Council. After all, isn't the job of the ministers to work for the king?

However, if you want to govern the country well and protect the interests of the elves, Westeros must have a peaceful and stable environment.

Therefore, a certain little finger who wishes to remain anonymous and who claims that "chaos is a ladder" must die!

"We are already here, Lord Rohan. I feel very happy chatting with you. I hope you can invite me to come out again to discuss Joffrey's education when you are free next time."

Just when Rohan was thinking about the future, Cersei, who had been standing next to him, calmly stroked Rohan's arm with her big white watermelon, and then immediately walked towards the palace.

She benefited a lot from her chat with Rohan, especially the wisdom and political strategies shown by him, which made her proud and couldn't help but feel ashamed.

Compared to Rohan's calmness and stability, he is indeed a little inferior to him.

Of course, just a few...

At the door of the Iron Throne Hall, two Lannister family guards decisively ignored the scene where Cersei tried to seduce Rohan, and then took the initiative to say:

"You must be Lord Rohan. His Majesty the King has been waiting in the throne room for a long time. You just need to go through the Iron Throne Hall."

"Thank you for your guidance. I hope you have a wonderful night."

Facing these soldiers who helped guide the way, Rohan did not assume a condescending attitude like ordinary elves, but responded in a very friendly manner.

After all, although those fear lords with bad tempers and cruel nature have great strength, slave riots and rebels who suppress their superiors often occur in their territories.

Regarding this situation, even a noble person like the Witch King cannot avoid it!

For the Witch King, the entire Druchi and Naggaroth are just tools for him to counterattack Ulthuan. Unless it is the kind of rebellion that affects the fate of the country, he has no interest in dealing with it.

Rohan has always been dismissive, even extremely contemptuous of this kind of wanton waste of precious elf resources.

After all, even the smallest screw will come into play at some point, let alone the life of an elf who is good at fighting?

When someone rises up to challenge you, you should resolutely wave your iron and blood; when they surrender, you must help them up with your own hands, otherwise no one will be willing to surrender sincerely.

"It's a pity that neither Robert nor all his heirs understood this truth."

When passing by the throne room, Rohan couldn't help but stop in front of the Iron Throne. He looked at the legendary throne made of dragon flames and the sword of the defeated, with a sigh full of emotion on his face.

This sharp throne, which was once used by Aegon the Conqueror to warn future generations, is now covered with a soft cushion made of bearskin, just to protect Robert's fat butt from the cold throne.

However, now, this once tough bearskin has long been cut with visible cuts by the spikes of the Iron Throne, and it looks torn to pieces.

Just like Robert's kingdom!

Just when Luo Han was filled with emotion as he looked at the Iron Throne, a masculine voice like a charming woman suddenly came from the side, asking Luo Han in a sweet voice:

"You must be Lord Rohan. Are you satisfied with this iron chair that has carried countless kings of Westeros?"

"To be honest, elves don't need to build a chair to warn future generations. After all, we are more accustomed to educating future generations with facts than severe warnings."

Rohan turned his head, and then he saw a chubby bald head standing quietly behind him. The comfortable and gorgeous silk clothes on his body all showed that he was of noble status.

Since Robert once told Rohan about the appearance of the ministers of the Royal Council, Rohan recognized the identity of the other party at the first sight, so he took the initiative to say:

"You must be King Robert's chief intelligence officer, Lord Varys, who is revered as the 'Eight-clawed Spider' by the world. I wonder if my army is also under your surveillance?"

"I dare not take it seriously. I am just a eunuch who has made some achievements in collecting intelligence. I am not worthy of you remembering my name at all."

Wallis was not surprised that Rohan could call his name, but continued with a friendly smile:

"It's late enough now. I think it's time for you, as the protagonist, to attend the dinner carefully prepared by His Majesty the King, right?"

"Of course, so Lord Varys, can you go to the banquet hall with me and take me to visit this 'ancient' castle?"

"Hahaha, the history of this castle may not be as long as your life span, but I am still honored to show you around."

Wallis originally thought that Rohan would act as arrogant as the elf mentioned in the intelligence. After seeing that Rohan seemed to be an easy elf to get along with, he took the initiative to chat with him.

The focus of the conversation was naturally on the size, composition and weapons and equipment of the elven army, as well as the issue that Varys has always been most concerned about:

dragon!

As an intelligence chief secretly working for the Targaryen family, Varys immediately began to collect information about the dragons after learning that Rohan had a large elven army under his command.

However, since most of the witnesses were northern nobles and night watchmen in remote areas, even Varys, who had countless little birds, was unable to obtain relevant information.

In addition, due to the [Non-Aggression Pact], Rohan chose to leave the Silver Dragon Knights in the north to prevent the Night King's counterattack, so he did not have the opportunity to see the dragon with his own eyes.

However, even though Wallis was eager to obtain information about the dragon, he could only suppress his inner confusion at this moment and led Rohan to the brightly lit banquet hall.

"Ugh~ drink some more... drink some more!"

"Hahaha, look, this Bin Bin is already drunk after just two drinks. It's really shameful~"

"This Bin Bin is so inferior!"

…

The banquet hall was already noisy at this moment. Countless dignitaries had already begun to enjoy the food and drinks provided by His Majesty the King, and were noisy among themselves.

And King Robert no longer had the noble appearance he had maintained due to quitting drinking some time ago. At this moment, he stood in the middle of the hall like a drunk bear, holding a plump woman in his arms and constantly moving his hands and feet.

On the seat next to her, Cersei was turning her gaze to Rohan with a calm face, and even James next to her didn't respond to the urgent look in her eyes.

It seems that because Rohan was delayed on the road for too long, the king who had always maintained his majesty in front of Rohan finally began to indulge:

"Luohan, why did you come here with that spider eunuch? Come here quickly and let me introduce you to everyone."

Seeing that Rohan finally arrived at the banquet with Varys, Robert excitedly left the woman behind and gave Rohan a big bear hug. Then he put his arms around Rohan's shoulders and shouted:

"Joffrey! Joffrey! Get over here you naughty kid!"

Joffrey, who was originally hiding in a corner because of Rohan's arrival, subconsciously turned his eyes to Cersei for help after hearing Robert's cry. Unexpectedly, his mother who doted on him in the past did not move at all at this moment.

Seeing this situation, Joffrey could only stand up from the corner and stumbled all the way to Rohan and Robert, and said timidly:

"Father, Your Excellency Rohan."

"What is your name, Your Excellency? At my request, Rohan will be responsible for instructing you on how to be a qualified king, so you should call him teacher!"

Seeing that his bastard son was acting so worthless, Robert's beard trembled unnaturally a few times in anger, and then he patted the other man's blond head hard and scolded him.

Really, even though he was Robert’s child, he didn’t inherit any of his beautiful qualities of bravery and fighting, and he didn’t have anything like what a crowned stag should be!

In order to allow Rohan to serve as Joffrey's teacher, Robert even took it upon himself to allow Rohan to deploy twenty elves in King's Landing to serve as Druchi's office in Westeros.

In a sense, this can be regarded as allowing other forces to be stationed in the mainland, which is considered a betrayal of national sovereignty!

However, even so, his heir to the throne still performed very poorly, which inevitably made him feel a little disappointed.

"It doesn't matter. In fact, you don't need to be too harsh on this child. After all..."

He is not your biological child either.

Of course, this thought that popped up subconsciously in Rohan's mind did not blurt out after all. Instead, he touched Joffrey's lion fur and continued:

"After all, although little Joffrey has some flaws in his character, he is still a jade embryo waiting for the master to carefully carve. He may become an elf magician in the future."

"Really?!"

Hearing that he could actually become the legendary and cool mage, the young Joffrey immediately raised his little head in surprise, not even caring about the hand that ruffled his hair.

It must be said that the young Joffrey did not have the crazy temperament of the future 'Eternal Emperor' at this time, so the image of the cute and innocent blond shot was still very pleasing to Luo Han.

Although Rohan is not a priest, and Joffrey's evil is completely inherently evil, this does not affect Rohan's satisfaction with this young man.

evil?

Some Druchi Shadow tribes who live in the ice fields all year round will throw their newborn children near the camp. Only if the child can survive and find its way home will it be qualified to live.

The evil trained under such conditions is not at all on the same level as Joffrey, who is weak in nature but very evil!

Even the most unruly shadows will succumb to Rohan's powerful strength and spiritual charm. Isn't it possible to tame a snarling little lion?

Hearing that Joffrey could actually become a magician, Robert couldn't help but recall the fire phoenix summoned by Rohan in front of him, as well as the highway robbers who were reduced to ashes under the attack of magic.

It would be great if Joffrey could become a mage!

Even Cersei, who had been secretly eavesdropping not far away, suddenly came to Joffrey quickly, then hugged his precious baby's neck and said in surprise:

"Sir Rohan, will the magic you mentioned be harmful to Joffrey, such as the blood magic similar to the one in Essos?"

"Blood magic? I have learned about blood magic from Maester Luwin in Winterfell. I have to say that it is a very intense application of magic, and it does not even deserve to be called magic."

Mentioning the kind of magic that requires sacrifices and blood as a carrier of spells, Rohan's eyes immediately flashed with disgust, and then he mocked:

"The magic of the Druchi elves is different. Although Joffrey may not be able to exert the full power of magic as a human, it is still possible to summon a metal melt flow to turn the enemy into metal."

(End of chapter)