The Collection of The End

"Although the childbearing age is a theory based on medical evidence, it is a big mistake to use this to predict the wedding date."

"In other words, women over 0 years old also have the opportunity to fall in love and get married. This is natural,"

"So the tense of 'this 0-year-old woman is in love -' should use the present continuous tense 'is in love' instead of the past perfect tense 'had been in love',"

"This is an important question. Students who answer incorrectly during the exam will not only get no points, but will also have extra points deducted."

In English class, teacher Kazuko Saotome hit the blackboard hard with her pointer.

"This must be a failed blind date..." Sayaka covered her face with a textbook and tilted her head and smiled.

"The blind date failed," Hitomi responded in a low voice: "As soon as the other party heard that she was married, he immediately said something happened and left."

Hmm... the plot of having to fight monsters, invaders from another world, aliens, and the like, but then continue your daily life as if nothing was wrong is a part of the magical girl genre that you must savor.

At this time, Xiao Meiyan, who was sitting in the first row, turned to look at me, and then quickly turned back when I looked back.

By the way, things that can be explained clearly in one or two sentences have to be hidden and carried on one's back. This is also a fixed development of similar themes, but I don't remember teaching Xiao Hei like this.

In other words...after leaving Z world, I never saw Chloe again.

Even if you want to have a good talk with her, what should you say? ‘Am I not just Illya who replaces Madoka’s identity, but I am also fighting against the main god and the will of the world in the high-dimensional world. The kingdom of God is as big as the Milky Way’?

She would just think that Illya was cheating.

"Ah, yes, there is one more thing," Kazuko Saotome seemed to have just thought of it, and then said: "Kamijo Kyousuke, who was hospitalized due to a car accident before, has decided to transfer to another school. This is when I went to visit him specially, I heard from the dean As I said, you don’t need to visit him anymore.”

"You should have said this earlier!" "We have all bought our gifts!"

The students booed.

What that scumbag said...should have come true.

After eliminating the Dark Witch, we went back to the ward to find him, and found that the Yurha Type B was still there, and seemed to have killed the "Hound of Darkness". As for Kamijou Kyousuke, although he tried his best to pretend, he could still It was easy to see that he was aware of her presence, and he didn't know whether the blindfold was to hide his eyes or a necessity to summon her.

This sudden departure is probably to take her to save the world as 9s.

There is nothing I can do about this kind of thing. After all, she is not a witch, and Ishikawa Yui is married to an ordinary man outside the circle.

You guys, don’t always associate characters with voice actors! 】

'Merlin is right. ’

While I was complaining to each other about the stupid system, I briefly observed the reactions of Sayaka and Hitomi, the two heroines of Bai Xue, and then I discovered——

They all breathed a sigh of relief.

……Um?

——

After school, the magical girls and the Magical Girl juniors gathered in Tomoe Mami's dormitory where she lived alone for tea and snacks.

In other words, the witch and the witch back-up?

"Everyone knows that Mitakihara is a big city with a population of three million. If we receive news that someone is missing and go to find the Witch Barrier and rescue them, it will be too late," Tomoe Asami explained about the magical girl. Default rule: "So, every magical girl will patrol her own sphere of influence between dusk and midnight. This kind of thing is not a problem for me who lives alone, but if the access control at home is very strict, or it is not suitable for discovery Traveling at night is more troublesome.”

She looked specifically at Hitomi and me.

Sure enough, Madoka gave everyone the impression of being a good girl, and Hitomi, the eldest daughter, was really not suitable to be found wandering around at night.

Hmm, it looks like she's going to be lured out by the TV witch next?

But in her current state, she wouldn't be able to get tricked, right? Do you think the two magical girls and the two Kyubies here are freeloaders?

I glanced at Beibei, or Baijiang Nagisa, who was eating cake. She trembled and shrank deeper into the sofa.

"Beibei's situation is different," Tomoe Mami raised her hand and touched the dull hair on her head: "Although she has a certain fighting ability, she is not yet able to stand alone as a magical girl, so she has not been assigned a sphere of influence."

"Hmm..." Sayaka ate another piece of cake and asked with a bulging mouth: "How is the sphere of influence of a magical girl divided? If I become a magical girl, but my sphere of influence is elsewhere, do I have to transfer to another school? "

"It's not divided in advance," Tomoe Mami picked up the teapot and added tea to everyone: "Generally speaking, it is discussed on the spot after meeting other magical girls during the 'night patrol'. Basically, some landmarks will be used as the boundaries. Mainly because the number of 'Seeds of Lament' is limited, if too many people participate in a battle, it is likely that the speed of soul gem contamination cannot match the speed of purification."

"So... what is the current distribution of magical girls' power in Mitakihara? Are everyone friends?" Hitomi held the tea cup thoughtfully.

"Not counting Beibei and Xiaomi Homura, there are a total of twelve magical girls in Mitakihara, and the 'sphere of influence' is roughly divided according to the location of everyone's school and home." Tomoe Mami put down the teapot: "Magic The girls can't actually be considered friends. Some only know each other by their names because they are too far away, while others have pure personality differences. For example, Sakura Kyoko kotominecaren, who is closest to me in terms of 'sphere of influence', wanted to obtain the 'Seed of Lament'. 'He will even deliberately allow his familiar to grow into a witch."

Hmm... Is this reasonable? How can a city be governed by only one magical girl? If there is an accident, other cities will not be able to catch up, and the grown-up witch will not be able to lift the roofs off?

However, Tomoe Mami is not dead now, and Sakura Kyoko will not come to take over the territory. How can the five-color team get together?

It’s not all together. Have you forgotten that you can’t transform? 】

‘You can also say that you are in a state of transformation at any time. ’

What kind of normal Super Saiyan? 】

"So, in order to help Asami take the pressure off, sign a contract with me and become a magical girl!]" Xiao Ke took the opportunity to sell again.

"I told you to wait until I think about my wish!" Sayaka pushed Xiao Ke's head away, and then looked at the stupid system: "Why can't you be as quiet as the one over there at Madoka?"

"Because I made a wish." I said.

"Huh?" "Huh?" "Eh?"

"What wish did you make!?"

While the others were surprised, Xiao Meiyan suddenly appeared in front of me and slashed at the stupid system with a triangle.

Ouch! 】The stupid system ran away.

Well, Xiao Hei is so easy to deceive. He just found her eavesdropping outside the door.

I looked at Xiao Meiyan who was furious: "I made a wish to it and said that my wish cannot come true]."

"...Huh?" Xiao Meiyan was stunned: "What's the result?"

"Then it stayed in a daze for several hours without moving." I spread my hands and said, "Every time it wants to persuade me to make a wish, I make it once. Now it doesn't mention it at all."

I wouldn't be that stupid! If it were me, it would just say, ‘This wish does not meet the specifications, please resubmit’. 】

"Oh, and this trick?" Sayaka looked at Xiaoke: "Then my wish is: give me two more wishes."

Gudong.

Xiao Ke fell down and pretended to be dead.

"Today's juniors are really happy. When we made a wish, we didn't have time to think about it." Tomoe Mami put down a teacup on the edge of the table near Xiaomei Yan: "Since you are here, let's sit down and have a cup of tea."

"Hmph..." Xiao Meiyan tilted her head and crossed her arms, but still sat down.

——

As a result, Akatsuki Homura reluctantly joined the magical girl night patrol.

If other magical girls saw this lineup, they would probably think they were trying to grab territory.

Let me put a song here first, "Superstar in Troubled Times"

‘For context, let’s put on Cruel Angel’s Plan of Action. ’

Then play "Akatsuki no Car." 】

‘You have taken all the bamboo shoots on the mountain. ’

In order to take care of access control and family tradition, Tomoe Mami is only going to take us on a night patrol until 9 o'clock and then disband, and then she will act alone - unless Xiaomi Homura is willing to accompany her.

"The incident that happened in the hospital last time is something you would never encounter under normal circumstances," Tomoe Mami said while leading the way: "After the 'Seed of Lament' is hatched, the new witch needs to first create a barrier to hide herself, and then create a familiar. , confuses humans, and finally brings the deluded people into their own enchantment. In this process, we can basically find out where it hides through the signs left by these behaviors, analyze the characteristics of the witch, and then go to eliminate it, instead of If you directly break into the witch barrier that has not yet hatched and face a completely unknown witch, you may be in danger."

Yes, yes, that's how you lost to the snack witch, but since Beibei is still a magical girl, there should be no chance.

"But we are not magical girls yet. Without magic power, it is impossible to discover the witch's barrier and familiars." Sayaka held the back of her head with her hands and looked left and right.

"After becoming a magical girl, the application of magic is like instinct. Now I am mainly telling you the skills and experiences other than magic. In this case..." Tomoe Mami paused: "...You can detect it in advance without relying on magic. clue."

Ahead is a long wall, which has been covered with all kinds of graffiti that has no meaning by bored people or artists.

In front of the wall, stood a young woman wearing weird clothes with many holes. She had just used a paint can to spray a line of words on the wall: "The paint hasn't even dried yet, and I have already slipped away." .”

However, her behavior obviously had nothing to do with "sliding away". After spraying the row of cursive characters, she turned around unsteadily and walked towards the dead end at the end of the wall. When passing under the street lamp, people could clearly see See the round "witch's kiss" on her neck that looks like she is sticking out her tongue and making a face.

"Such a street gangster wouldn't be easily deceived and decide to die, right?" Hitomi asked doubtfully.

"The witch does not necessarily want to take human life. Her future experience is obviously another kind besides death-" Tomoe Mami motioned for everyone to follow, lowered her voice and said: "Permanent madness."

It’s really not surprising at all, I just don’t know which outer god or old ruler it is this time.

——

Black crayons, white building blocks, scratch paper full of crazy lines.

Oversized stars, miniature moons, and a sun with a shoehorn face.

"Justice", "Dew of Death at Night", "General", "Domination of the Country", "One World".

In the Witch's Barrier, there are pictures and words everywhere that seem to have no connection, but if you think about it carefully, they can be classified as "graffiti".

"It's 'Graffiti Witch Albertine']," Xiao Ke arched his back: "Be careful, she is very dangerous."

These witches always write their names on the gates of the barrier, which is simply outrageous.

I looked away from the graffiti in all directions and looked at the witch in the middle of the barrier.

The overall shape of that thing is like a huge spindle-shaped brown barrel, which is five or six meters high, and the top and bottom of the "big barrel" have weird, starfish-like limbs. The "starfish" on the top On the top, there are blood-red eyes at the end of each tentacle, and on the "starfish" at the bottom, there are slender arms like girls, holding various paintbrushes. .

Hmm... Judging from the overall environment, this witch girl should have been an unlucky child who liked painting, but was regarded as street graffiti by others. Although she closed herself off, she still couldn't help but paint, hoping to win the favor of others. evaluate.

"There seems to be no familiars in the barrier, and there is no movement from the witch, so..." Tomoe, who shrank again, took out the huge gun with a cheer: "If I am attacked while aiming, I'll beg you, Beibei. .”

"Hmm... um!" Beibei nodded repeatedly, holding up the crowbar that she had conjured out of nowhere.

"..." Tomoe Mami glanced at Xiaomi Homura, who had transformed into a black leather jacket and a red cloak. Without saying anything, she turned around and began to focus on aiming.

Buzz, buzz, boom—!

Tomoe Asami's big gun fired suddenly after charging up, and the golden torrent rushed straight from the muzzle to the graffiti witch who was standing still.

Then it came up empty.

Snap—snap—

Before Tomoe Mami could activate and hit the target, a pair of bat-like and moth-like wings appeared on the graffiti witch's jar-like body, taking her away from the place.

At the same time, the arms holding the paintbrush began to paint frantically in the surrounding space, and all the painted lines became solid.

However, since they were basically scribbling, what turned from the portrait into reality was a large group of green objects that looked like vines with a large number of eyes on them. When they were born, they made incomprehensible chirps and directed towards them. Magical girls rushed over.

"tekeli——li!" "tekeli——li!"

Tsk tsk...I understand, magical girls are all outer gods or old rulers, while witches are mythical creatures.

Therefore, a magical girl must not degenerate into a witch. She loses so many qualities at once. No wonder she can provide energy to the incubator.

Tsk-buzz!

The Thunder Tree of Punishment!

Just as the magical girls were preparing to show off their magical powers to eliminate those "familiars", a huge red lightning fell from the sky and directly cut the witch's barrier in half.

Along with the red lightning came a strange girl with long red hair, green eyes, wearing a white dress like a wedding dress, a pair of dog ears on her head, holding a golden spear in one hand, and holding a bag of apples in the other.

The next moment, the barrier on Tomoe Mami's side collapsed instantly without the support of the witch, while the barrier on the other side was quickly retracted by the graffiti witch, and fled away with those vines wrapped around it.

The surroundings were once again transformed into long walls covered with graffiti.

"What are you doing? Sakura Kyoko rankenstein?" Tomoe Asami put away the gun.

"You have crossed the line, Asami Tomoe," the girl took a bite of the apple, revealing a pair of canine teeth: "Really, if we hadn't come back in time, you would have killed the witch who regularly provides the 'Seed of Lament'. .”

"At the cost of human life?" Asami frowned.

"No, no," the red-haired girl shook her finger: "It's just a good deal to make a bosozou crazy for three to six months."

...There are too many elements to complain about. To be continued