The Collection of The End

Heaven, the nameless forest.

"So, Master...Sister, I am now going to teach you the magical power of practicing transformation, as well as some universal common sense. Please do not resist or counterattack," Taoist Duobao said while positioning the four swords he carried at the "Jingjing" "Wei" all around, while saying to me: "Oh, I think you can't understand what I'm saying now, and you can't resist or counterattack, but if I'm too rough now, you may be angry when you think about it in the future. , so senior brother must avoid this situation from happening..."

‘It’s so annoying! If you want to do it, hurry up! ’

‘And you actually set up the Immortal Killing Sword Formation against me? The leader over there doesn't care? ’

[No, no, no, he just hung four swords. Without the diagram of the Zhuxian array, it wouldn’t be the Zhuxian array. ] The stupid system interjected.

is that so?

"Junior sister is the spirit of gold and has a strong killing intent. Senior brother needs to be suppressed by the [Slaying Immortal Sword], [Extreme Immortal Sword], [Immortal Killing Sword], and [Immortal Trapping Sword] given by the master before he can guide the junior sister to transform. Otherwise, after Junior Sister transforms into a natural Taoist body, she will destroy everything she touches with every movement of her hands." Duobao continued to chatter while setting up the formation.

‘Hmm… the second lady of the Scarlet Devil Mansion? ’

[Then you, no, I didn’t say anything. 】

Hum, I will keep this account.

I'm not too surprised that I was discovered by the leader of Tongtian Cult - so he called me first - and was about to accept him as his disciple.

There were only five "people" going to heaven this time. Xuandu, as Taishang Laojun's disciple, must have registered. Fuxi and Huangdi, since most of their sainthood merits come from the development of the human race, Taishang Laojun who sent the cattle With Yuanshi Tianzun who sent the sword, it was probably a complete beacon, and Nuwa seemed to be of the same generation as Sanqing, so they had nothing to do with each other, so it was unlikely that they would be discovered.

Only me, the "Weaver Girl" who died to protect those saints, is left - at least in their eyes, that's probably the case. Then, except for the Tongtian leader who likes to "intercept a glimmer of life", the two "quiet and inactive" and The reasons for "complying with the way of heaven" will not try to come to me.

If you think about it carefully, this is also inevitable. I stir up troubles and troubles in every world, so naturally I cannot be called "quiet and inactive". So, is my goal to "comply with the way of heaven"? Wouldn't that mean letting the doomsday elements destroy the world? So, fundamentally speaking, my actions since my awakening have all been about "capturing a glimmer of life." Isn't this just the right thing to do to join the Jie Cult?

【Huh? So I should join Chan Cult. 】

‘Heh, you can try it. ’

[I suddenly felt that Jiejiao was pretty good. 】

"Junior sister, please be patient." At this time, Taoist Duobao had already set up the four swords. He took a few steps back and took out a purple gold hammer from his sleeve, with golden thunder and lightning patterns painted on it.

'Um? What to endure? ’

I looked at the thing, and it was a little-known [Purple Electric Hammer]. It was a cylindrical object with a bulge in the middle, which was completely different from Thor's.

[Uh... I'm starting to feel glad that I didn't go down this time. ] The stupid system muttered.

Before I could think clearly, I suddenly saw Duobao slamming the purple electric hammer forward. Although it hit the empty space, it made a loud "bang" sound as if the hammer had hit something golden and iron, and then countless Purple thunder then spread in all directions.

Zhizhizhi——

These thunderbolts did not spread too far, but just like iron powder being attracted by a magnet, they converged towards the Four Swords of Zhu Xian. In the process, they turned into pure white electric light, and then condensed into a ball of snowy thunderball, which hit me straight. At this time, it takes the shape of a liquid metal ball.

‘Shock pacemaker! ? ’

[No, essentially, it should be the ‘Superior Divine Thunder’. 】

‘…’

The feeling now is very strange, like taking a mouthful of "popping candy", but the crackling feeling spreads all over the body - even though it is just a ball, he asked me to endure it, probably because he couldn't endure it immediately. I don't know what he meant.

[Tip: Taoist Duobao transmits some magical powers and common sense, including the art of transformation, to Our Lady of the Golden Spirit through the 'Supreme Pure Divine Thunder'. Our Lady of the Golden Spirit will not need direct intervention from the world source when using such magical powers. 】

'Tsk, tsk, tsk, it seems that when she was rescuing people at the Heavenly Step, she dropped all the way to a blank slate. If she was just an ordinary Golden Crow, she would probably have completely lost her memory. ’

[Before, you ascended with the Yellow Emperor in front of a group of relatives and friends in heaven. If you really died, you would naturally be found out, but now the situation is that the secret of heaven has been covered up, and everyone knows that you are with the saint - although it means nothing It's not quite what they thought. 】

‘Then-uh-oh? ’

I was discussing with the stupid system, but I found that the "popping candy" feeling suddenly disappeared, and the ball of liquid metal began to expand and transform.

[Quick, quick, pick someone up now, but don’t make someone similar in appearance to Weaver Girl, because theoretically speaking, the ‘Golden Spirit Holy Mother’ should not remember the ‘previous life’. 】

'Hmph, you are so naive. If a person has no memory at all and only obtains the basic magical powers and immortal skills given by Duobao, how can he complete the important task of pinching people? ’

【But the saint——】

‘Is this incarnation a saint? ’

【Um……】

‘Just watch it, pretend to be a newbie, I’m a professional. ’

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Gulu gulu gulu——

Under my control, this group of "T1000" finally turned into a golden woman. She has a perfect face, that kind of thing. Her eyes are the most beautiful among countless eyes, and her nose is the best among countless noses. As you can see, the mouth, ears, and face shape are all in the best shape according to the golden ratio, but when combined, they give people a feeling that they are not like real people at all.

Yes, this is the most common mistake that newcomers make in games with face-pinching functions, and most of them still can’t figure out what went wrong.

Maybe you can understand if I use an analogy - New Year's Eve dinner, when the table is full of delicious food, you don't know what to eat.

The correct way is to choose one part as the focus when pinching the face, and choose all other parts as secondary and in a shape that can complement it, and even make some flaws, so that people who see him/her will not think there is anything wrong. .

"Jin Ling has met the master and the senior brother." I saluted Master Tongtian and Taoist Duobao with that face on my face. The voice I chose was a young mezzo-soprano, slightly aggressive. If I want a specific example, a female officer.

"[Not bad.]" Leader Tongtian nodded slightly, not knowing what he was talking about.

"..." Duobao was stunned, his lightning-shaped golden eyebrows twitching.

"Senior brother?" I called him again, but there was still no response.

‘Isn’t it? Can the face created by my "new face pinching technique" also charm people? ’ On the surface, I tilted my head slightly to look at Duobao, but in my heart I couldn’t help but think the stupid system was OOC.

[I don’t know, we have no way of knowing what they are thinking, but they don’t look like they are fascinated. 】

Crash-bang-bang-bang!

At this time, the water accumulated in the small river that I blew up once again broke through the naturally formed dam and poured into the large semicircular pit, causing the rocks along the way to collide with each other.

"Ah!!" When I subconsciously turned my head to look, Duobao suddenly shouted as if he had just woken up from a dream, and turned his back hurriedly: "Master, junior sister! Hurry up and come out with a set of clothes!"

"Clothes?" I looked down.

According to the "cute and new pinching method", the figure of the Golden Spirit Mother is naturally moderate and in line with the golden ratio, but the overall body is metallic, smooth and has no features. Intuitively, it is the kind of bionic in "Detroit: Become Human" The basic shape of a human being on a whiteboard. How unexperienced is Duobao? Don’t even dare to look at a window display doll?

"Anyway, junior sister, please put on this thing first, this thing, this thing, and this thing..." Duobao turned his back to this side and kept throwing a pile of women's clothes in his hands.

[Golden Cloud Crown], [Saint Xia Pei], [Xuan Tian Ling], [Wang Tian Belt], [Nine Colorful Clothes], [Lingxiu Immortal Cloak], [Bagua Purple Clothes], [Eight Treasures Cloud Light Handkerchief], [Gold Silk Steps on Clouds], [Water Sparkle Basket], [Dragon Tiger Jade Ruyi], [Four Elephant Tower]——

"Senior Brother! That's enough, that's enough!" I started to put on one piece after another in a fun way, but when I saw Duobao starting to throw out some things that were inexplicably close to magic weapons, I quickly opened my mouth to stop him, feeling that I wouldn't let him stop anymore. He can throw the Zhuxian formation diagram over.

"Junior sister, are you dressed?" Duobao seemed to have no intention of turning around.

"Put it on, put it on, just look back, senior brother." I helplessly pulled on the various equipment on my body. With the addition of this pile of protective magical powers, I was afraid that I could touch the Pangu Flag head-on.

"Huh..." Duobao turned around and took a sneak peek, heaved a sigh of relief, then with a solemn expression on his face, he bowed to Master Tongtian: "This is the disciple's fault. He only cares about passing on other gods' common knowledge and forgets that junior sister is a human being." Female fairy, the things that need attention are different from those of disciples, please punish me, Master."

"[Excuse me.]" Tongtian Cult Leader responded with a wave of his hand without moving.

Well, he is indeed a saint. If I were not the person involved, I would definitely laugh when I see what he did.

"Junior sister, since you have transformed, you are not suitable to pass on knowledge through initiation. Senior brother will explain to you the relevant reasons..." Duobao turned around and started to talk to me again.

【Hahaha! I think I have found the reason for his reaction.] The stupid system interrupted when Duobao was rambling: [Because Nuwa did not create sexual characteristics at all when she created humans, and the new batch of people with sexual characteristics have not yet been created. Born, so your image just now...]

‘…So now, in addition to keeping warm and keeping out the cold and preventing mosquito bites, human women’s clothing is mainly used to cover their body curves? Is it too late for me to silence you now? ’

[Can you destroy Tongtian? 】

‘…’

"[Duobao, there is no need to mention this matter again,"" Tongtian Cult Master finally spoke to stop Taoist Duobao from nagging: "[This place is simple and crude, Jin Ling, you can follow me back to Biyou Palace as your master, and make up for your apprenticeship again. ]"

"Master, I have one more question." I saluted Tongtian and asked a question I had been holding back for a long time: "Why does Senior Brother Duobao have so many women's clothes?"

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