The Daily Life of American Drama Detective

After a while.

Bernadette's father, Mike, left the ward and ran to the stairwell to smoke alone.

He is not a man who is good at chatting.

I couldn't talk about MAX, and I still had to listen to the juniors driving hard.

The cars he drives in particular make him more sensitive and harsh.

no way.

The cars that MAX drives are actually the same as his Bernie, which is very easy to get into.

He was already very uncomfortable when his colleagues who usually only had eyes for 'money and women' talked about this.

Let alone listening to MAX drive.

I can only hide out in melancholy, out of sight.

"You sisters, let's talk. If you need anything, call me."

After that, MAX and his mother left Ping'an Town together and never came back. There was no contact for several years.

"You won't win."

MAX laughed and answered with action, which made Bernadette so angry that she would have wanted to take action if she hadn't seen her still in the hospital bed.

They wished they could stay with her forever.

Chuck pondered and said, "Just stay in the hospital first and wait until the medicine is naturally eliminated from your body. Then you won't need to try any more medicine in the future."

They think this eldest cousin is beautiful, speaks nicely, and most importantly, she always restrains her eldest sister-like behavior, which is so interesting.

The ward door has already opened without them pushing it.

"Only because of the doctor!"

"Now that they're gone, I want to know everything."

"It's no big deal."

He is not very expressive, and his wife is a little better, but she only smiles more than he does, and when she really speaks, she is more concise and to the point.

"you sure?"

MAX joked.

Now she even felt that the cupcake looked so beautiful in her mind, and then she saw it transformed into her appearance, singing and dancing there...

"Okay, if you don't know better, you might think you are their mother."

What are you pretending to be, Old Si Ji!

Um.

"Chuck, you're here!"

"Then what do you think?"

Naturally, the mental age of such a vigorous girl cannot be too old.

MAX teased, and then smiled: "In short, what I told you is the truth, I swear! So you thought that Detective Chuck recognized me because of you, and then informed you, this logical relationship is completely

Incorrect!"

"How have you been these past few years?"

Bernadette then turned around and nodded with satisfaction.

Bernadette resisted MAX's delicious food temptation with great perseverance.

MAX smiled and said: "Don't worry, I have a good attitude. No matter what the serious consequences are, I can bear it. Trust me!"

Chuck's straightforward explanation.

Bernadette's father breathed a sigh of relief, and then cursed: "These damn medical consortiums are using MAX to test drugs. She is still a child! I must go..."

Bernadette put on a pretty face.

In this case, one plus one minus, two cousins ​​who are four years apart become just like the same age and can play together.

Bernadette curled her lips and said: "Isn't it because he saw you when you were sick, heard me mention you, and then kindly informed us to come and see you?"

"Stop playing! Let's talk!"

If they have any troubles, they talk to each other.

Chuck nodded: "Long-term drug abuse and alcoholism will also have the same effect."

"Any questions?"

"Um."

Bernadette said angrily: "You are not much older than me!"

"cut!"

"Hey, wouldn't this save a lot of money on condoms and medicine?"

In this case, Mrs. Rostenkosky, who was not good at words, said nothing, put a standard smile on her lips, and led a group of little carrots out.

"ok, ok!"

Besides, you are still young, in every sense of the word. Even if you have an idea, it will still be many years away.

Moreover, the relationship with MAX is only at his level.

But Bernadette is, after all, one of the seven scientists in The Big Bang Theory who can get a doctorate!

MAX chuckled and said, "I think it's very reasonable. Besides, little Bernie, you're still young and Chuck is so much older than you. If you can't control it, you'd better let me do it first!"

Before he finished speaking, his arm was pulled. When he lowered his head, he saw his wife looking at him, her eyes full of dissuasion. He then looked at the series of little carrots next to his wife, but he didn't say anything harsh.

When I came out, I just sighed deeply.

Um.

Bernadette was sitting on the edge of the bed. When she heard this, she jumped down, looked at her eldest cousin with a cold face, and said loudly: "I don't agree! It was obviously me first!"

"What do you have to do with Chuck?"

Bernadette said unhappily.

"So Chuck informed me, mainly because of you, not because of me, right?"

Bernadette still didn't believe it.

Bernadette's eyes moved and she shook her head violently.

MAX smiled and said: "My skills in making cupcakes have gotten better and better in the past few years. Last time someone ate them and strongly suggested that I sell them! I guarantee you won't be able to stop eating them!"

After all, not everyone can be ashamed to do those stupid things.

MAX made faces and waved his hands as he watched the group of little cousins ​​leave, and then said in a venomous tone: "Regardless of your face and height, you are more capable of feeding them and preventing them from starving than aunt."

Mom~"

MAX retorted: "When Chuck was fighting that bastard radio host with the same name as me, we met in disguise, and we even fought together.

"Why is the doctor so weird?"

The more you resist, the more impressive you are!

It's not even just about the taste.

"I told you, it's pretty good. I'm not dead, mutilated, or had my waist cut..."

Also have severe allergies?

Just carry an epinephrine shot with you, and if you encounter it, just give yourself a shot, it’s no big deal!”

Bernadette warned, but finally sat down.

"You're right."

But when Bernadette's family left, under Bernadette's troubled eyes, MAX stopped Chuck.

Chuck told him: "This is a systemic problem!"

It's a pity that they could resist their mother's pull, but when their eldest sister glanced at them for the first time, they lost all their strength, lined up in line, and followed their mother out obediently.

If we simply compare her initial performance when meeting the person she loves, the future scientist Bernadette will definitely explode the ultimate old Si Ji MAX.

MAX chuckled: "But now something interesting happened, that is, when I saw him, I covered the baby with a quilt in advance, and he only saw my face. What do you mean?"

At this time, Bernadette's father's grateful greeting came from outside.

"I'm not sure who will start first."

They are not just cousins, they are best friends.

"You mentioned my name to him?"

MAX is puzzled.

"That's pretty much it!"

"I do not like!"

They are cousins, although there is a four-year age difference between them, but because Bernadette is the eldest in the family, she has to help her parents take care of her younger siblings since she was a child, and is forced to mature much earlier than her peers.

Coming out right after him was his wife, accompanied by a group of little carrot heads.

MAX originally wanted to take action, but seeing Bernadette's tight defense, he gave it up and just looked at his little cousin carefully with his eyes, and was amazed.

In the American TV series Broke Sisters, although MAX is already the ultimate boss, he is still a little shy at first when he meets someone he is really attracted to.

"of course not!"

"Tsk, tsk."

Chuck looked at her and didn't hide anything: "What Mr. Rostenkosky and the others said is true. After you stop trying the medicine, your body will empty out the medicine and you will get better slowly, but you will still have some Schrödinger side effects.

"

You don’t want Chuck to commit a crime, do you?

MAX explained with a smile: "I also eat a lot of the cupcakes I made. Do you think I'm ugly now? I just gave you the chance to become like me~"

Even though Lao Siji is not a mature person, she deliberately restrains herself again and again, saying that with so many little cousins ​​there, she has to go to the kindergarten by car, but her character has been developed, and she will always unconsciously lead her when she speaks three sentences.

Out of porn.

Bernadette was stunned for a moment, then looked at the curves that were getting closer and more ferocious and domineering, and complained: "But he knows the biggest feature of your figure, and he thinks of me when he sees you. Isn't it strange?"

When MAX heard this, he was immediately excited and a little overwhelmed.

But MAX's character is a born optimist. No difficulties or setbacks can hit her. She has a kind of energetic girl who is infinitely optimistic that can only be found in anime novels.

Bernadette turned and left.

"What's the worst that could happen?"

Bernadette didn't believe it at all: "You said you deliberately covered your body with a quilt when you met Chuck?"

MAX asked.

We are sisters and best friends. I will help you get along first. Maybe we will be separated by then and you will be able to connect seamlessly.

Chuck nodded, walked in, and watched Bernadette's father tell MAX the news. MAX's face was full of joy, which infected the younger generation who was an elder and a police officer, knowing that someone had hurt his relatives.

But Mike was helpless.

But this is the Queen of Yellow Tune MAX!

"I think so."

After saying this, she once again compared the ferocity of herself and her little cousin with her eyes, implying that she ate a lot before she completely destroyed her little cousin.

"Ah! He's coming!"

"No! I am who I am! I don't want to become you!"

"no!"

Of course these little carrot heads don't want to.

It's just that MAX's mother is a poisonous person who hates ghosts. The relationship with her relatives has of course become worse and worse as time goes by, and the frequency of visits between the cousins ​​has also decreased.

many.

MAX patted the side of his bed and smiled like a big bad wolf.

"Little Bernie, come and sit!"

Chuck explained: "The drug Galahad Institute asked you to try is a brand-new compound. The side effects and sequelae cannot be determined at this stage because even they themselves don't know it."

The situation is already like this, and there is no use in thinking about it.

Her eldest cousin evoked endless nostalgia and imagination for homemade cupcakes. Bernadette, who was imagining herself transforming into a cupcake beauty, suddenly filled her eyes with contempt when she saw her eldest cousin acting like this.

Although he has repeatedly used actions such as covering the ears of little carrots to remind MAX not to drive cars that are not suitable for children.

It sounded like he was about to put the chakra on the hospital bed and perform the ritual on the spot. Who would have thought that he would become like this just by hearing the news of his arrival before they even met!

"Stop lying to yourself!"

"What's going on with MAX?"

Isn’t this bad?”

"I believe!"

Bernadette rolled her eyes.

Being predestined and destined is much more meaningful than saying you come first and me come first!

At this time, her mind was filled with the taste of her cousin MAX's homemade cupcakes, and she thought they tasted delicious.

Even if you don’t take drugs, drink too much, or experiment with drugs, you can’t escape the various pollutions in the environment and the sweet smell in the air.

MAX smiled and said: "I think you are not interested in the bad things I have experienced. What you want to know most now is my relationship with Detective Chuck, right?"

"There's nothing I can do. This is what my attending doctor asked me to do. I'm a patient. What can I do?"

"That's good."

This means that Chuck didn't know about this scene, otherwise he could explain it.

"Don't move your hands or feet!"

MAX's eyes were filled with expressions of surprise as she discovered a new world. Seeing Chuck looking at her, she felt that Chuck didn't believe that she was really that open-minded, so she tried to explain: "The probability of deformed children, if they are not born, there will be no problems."

Well!

This shows that we are destined.

The beautiful doctor Cameron also smiled and shook his head and left.

MAX shook his head.

Bernadette now had the confidence to despise her eldest cousin.

Bernadette stood there lively, glanced at Chuck, and said in a high-pitched voice: "Chuck, you're here."

Outside, Bernadette's father, Mike Rostenkoski, became concerned about his niece's condition.

Although MAX is 4 years older, and his family is like that, he has suffered too much unspeakable pain since he was a child, so he should mature earlier.

"This...not really."

Bernadette swallowed, held her head high and said, "I haven't liked cupcakes for a long time, and you still make me unable to stop eating them? You are so insidious, you want me to become fat and ugly, right?"

"

After everyone left, Bernadette rolled her eyes at her eldest cousin and said seriously.

Because although she has little experience, she always feels that she can do better than her elder cousin.

"It may appear, or it may not appear."

"What?"

MAX touched his face and said in an infatuated way: "He must have thought I was special, so he checked me out. You know he is a detective, and his research is much deeper than that of ordinary people, so he can naturally check it out."

It’s up to you and me, and then I’ll inform you.”

"Um."

In the American TV series The Big Bang Theory, Leonard has asthma, lactose intolerance, and various minor ailments, and Howard has a severe peanut allergy that can easily kill him.

"Let's go in and see MAX and tell her the good news."

"What do you want to know?"

This is the root cause of so many allergic diseases, so many infertility, and so many deformed children in horror movies in the world of American TV series.

"Schrödinger side effects?"

"Are you sure he wants you to sell small cakes?"

"Genes are contaminated, sudden severe allergies, infertility, and the probability of giving birth to deformed children are greatly increased..."

MAX looked like a big bad wolf deceiving a little white rabbit: "Well, I'll make you more cupcakes from now on, okay? You like the cupcakes I make the most, don't you?"

"Don't be angry."

Seeing this, MAX raised his hands to express his surrender: "You want to know everything you want to know, why don't I just tell you!"

"Stop it!"

MAX said with a playful smile.

This time, as soon as he saw me, he felt good about me and took the initiative to investigate me deeply. This shows that we are involved.

Like Sheldon, she has the integrity and rational thinking of a scientist to some extent. When it comes to this kind of thing, she is very direct. She gets straight to the point when she opens her mouth. She has the feeling of a straight woman.

Bernadette's father sighed and changed the subject.

In the American TV series Friends, Monica has a hard time getting pregnant.

In the American drama Mommy, Robin simply cannot get pregnant.

Lisa, the Texas girl next to Chuck, also has a deformed relative over there in Texas who holds a chainsaw.

What ratio is this?

But neither they nor their parents are drug addicts or alcoholics.

Apart from the fact that the sweet environment was really ruined, what else could be the reason?

So whether MAX is really open-minded, or she is crying secretly under the quilt after Chuck leaves, there is no point in saying more, it is better to just treat her as open-minded.