The Daily Life of American Drama Detective

"So this is why you hate Western drugs and alcoholism so much, right?"

MAX is so optimistic that he can't help but start gossiping.

"Did you know I'm from Texas?"

Chuck looked at her.

In the American TV series Bankrupt Sisters, MAX is already mature and has no major physical problems. Therefore, for her who is extremely optimistic about Schrödinger's sequelae, the outcome of the collapse of the probability cloud should be good.

"I know!"

MAX nodded: "Many people even call you the Light of Texas!"

“You know what more people call Texans?”

Chuck asked.

"Well."

"Murder?"

The frustrated detective waved back grandly and showed Chuck the body lying on the ground behind him.

The next day.

Lisa, a big girl from Texas, twitched the corners of her mouth and reminded: "Cardiothoracic surgeons specialize in heart surgery, not plastic surgery."

After finishing speaking, he quickly added: "These are all those damn discriminatory and damn slanderous names! Don't say that your neck is not red at all, and you are not old at all..."

Lisa, a big girl from Texas, glanced at Chuck and said with a smile: "Anyway, I can do scientific experiments!"

MAX was not surprised that others would mention her. After all, with her figure, she was so topical that she would be the center of gossip everywhere. She was curious about something else.

"Are they divided so finely?"

"Does evil come with evil consequences?"

"Because there are no young people left."

"These are probably worth $5 million."

no way!

The face of the person lying on the ground could no longer be seen clearly, and his body was covered with white mice.

"Your first dream was to be a cardiothoracic surgeon?"

Chuck asked.

Not to mention people with trypophobia, any ordinary person would find this scene extremely terrifying and unbearable.

"Shit! This is too miserable and shocking!"

"That's enough for you!"

"Hahaha."

Chuck was concise and to the point.

"Are you discriminating against these... these rats?"

"This sounds good."

Chuck knew that MAX was speaking from his heart, so he accepted it as a matter of course. He looked at MAX and continued to ask: "Then do you know why you are called Old White Man? How do you explain the word 老白男?"

The person from the forensics department complained.

"Stop comforting me."

"How do you feel after you have been this shadow doctor for a few days?"

MAX suddenly choked. Looking at Chuck's face, he didn't feel it at all at first, but when he said it together with his age, he could no longer say that he was not old at all. He could only laugh and said: "What are you doing?"

Mature tough guy style! Much more handsome than those creamy sissies! There’s no comparison!”

Lisa, a big Texas girl, looked at her meaningfully: "Believe me!"

Detective Shenfan immediately laughed and said: "It is more comic than a dog shooting its own owner. After all, it is a tragedy when a relative kills himself, and this is a comedy that animal rights activists like to see."

Lisa, a big girl from Texas, looked at the still a little green MAX and sighed.

MAX's venomous tongue and yellow accent are his nature, and he brought them out unconsciously: "I understand you! Sometimes being too big is really a worry. I have imagined that if I were a cardiothoracic surgeon, I would definitely help them both lose weight~

"

The annoying detective wanted to make a joke, but the word "cute" came to his mouth and he couldn't say it out.

Chuck said calmly: "So what kind of hell joke do you think this is?"

"Of course I'm happy! I'm so happy!"

Originally she thought she knew.

"Shadow Doctor?"

After MAX laughed, he couldn't laugh anymore.

Biology laboratory.

However, Chuck was used to enduring various discomforts, so he looked at them calmly and ordered the people from the forensic department who came in: "Collect these white mice, lock them up, and monitor them closely."

"It's more like hanging yourself with a rope around your neck, and then fearing that you won't die, holding a shotgun to your chest, and shooting yourself to death. The gun flew more than nine meters away. It's more like suicide."

MAX asked with a smile.

"Meet Dr. Noah Fogel!"

"You became a doctor and stopped being Detective Chuck's assistant?"

"Isn't that true?"

Chuck finally spoke: "We should go back."

Detective Amy Santiago interrupted speechlessly: "These are addictive, right?"

MAX said curiously: "I feel like if I were given a choice, I would definitely choose to be a detective assistant. That would be both majestic and exciting!"

"..."

MAX gave Chuck some troubles.

"Listen to Detective Chuck's instructions. If something goes wrong, you will be in big trouble."

But after thinking about it carefully, she felt that there was something wrong. Why did she have to add the word "老"?

Even if someone from Texas looks precocious like Chuck, his appearance is at the peak of his debut, and he cannot be called an old man at all.

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Chuck: "I am 23 years old."

"Holy shit!"

Most Americans know that this is pure nonsense, but when the official decision was finally made, they had no choice but to mock it as a joke.

"If you are not from Texas, you don't know. People in Mexico next door have a famous saying: Mexico is too far from heaven and too close to the United States."

Boss advised me not to make a hasty decision, and then helped me arrange an opportunity to work as a shadow doctor in this hospital."

Only then did she finally make up her mind, take a leave of absence with pay, go to medical school, pursue her original dream, and at the same time work hard to improve herself, so that the boss who is a scientist can see her as a scientific variable in the eyes of the boss!

Lisa, a big girl from Texas, thought for a while: "There are good and bad, but overall I feel I am looking forward to it. The world also needs more good doctors with conscience!"

Hell jokes only sound funny to people outside of hell.

Detective Amy Santiago thought thoughtfully.

Boss also fully supports me.

After asking the Columbia campus police who had participated with a smile to go out, Detective Amy Santiago looked at Chuck and asked seriously.

The people in the forensics department had no choice but to take the mice away from the deceased one by one and put them in cages.

Chuck asked rhetorically.

Everyone in the forensics department was shocked, and one person who liked to be clever couldn't help complaining: "Did someone hire these guinea pigs to kill people and spend 5 million US dollars?"

"Don't! You are the MAX!"

Lisa, a big girl from Texas, pursed her lips: "I have been working as a shadow doctor in this hospital these days, and I heard them mention you, so I know about it."

"I am!"

Detective Amy Santiago reminds.

The Columbia campus police officer who was the first to bring people over heard this and couldn't help but laugh and join in the fun.

Columbia University.

MAX suddenly burst into laughter and pointed at his nose: "Me, a scientist? What I am best at is making cupcakes. Will I be a cupcake scientist in the future?"

"What are you talking about? You are so happy?"

Chuck said seriously: "Drug and alcohol abuse has caused infertility and greatly increased the chance of deformed children. A large number of adults are moving to big cities with more dense populations. There are fewer and fewer white boys."

Because you are also part of the joke, the clown is you!

Her senior and occasional weekend classmate, Jane Banner, was actually an FBI agent. It seemed that the other party had noticed this early. When the trick was exhausted and she really couldn't imagine that she had more other scientific variables,

The agent's keen sense allowed the other party to take this step.

Detective Shenfan and Detective Amy Santiago tried hard not to look at the bodies on the ground. When they saw Chuck coming in, they quickly let out a sigh of relief and came over: "Chuck, you are finally here."

"Too."

The girl in front of me is actually not as good as her in appearance and figure, but she is better than her in terms of novelty. For scientific experiments, novelty is the variable and the fun of exploring the unknown.

Detective Amy Santiago took another look, then quickly moved away, covering her mouth, her throat relaxing and contracting, as if she wanted to vomit.

"Yeah, it's moister, fresher, and more interesting."

MAX's face burst into laughter: "If Bernie knew about this, she would be extremely jealous! Hahaha!"

Detective Shenfan waited until all the white mice were caught, and then he dared to look directly at the corpse. After looking around, he found that there were no signs of being attacked. He joked: "When we used these white mice for experiments, they accidentally moved them."

The shelf was injured and knocked unconscious by the shelf, and the wound attracted the little white mouse that was freed from the collapsed cage and staged a righteous revenge?"

Lisa, a big girl from Texas, explained: "It's like a shadow. You just follow her to see what she does. After following for a few days or a week or two, you will have a better understanding of this profession, so you can better understand it."

It determines whether you really love this profession and can accept the good and bad aspects of this profession! You will not regret it if you do it in the future."

"no."

MAX laughed at himself: "I'm not as good as you, but I still want to be a doctor. I didn't even graduate from high school. I'm really big-hearted and brainless."

"The one who was shot eight times in the back was committing murder?"

Detective Amy Santiago saw that the Columbia University police officers on the side were all involved, so she could only interrupt quickly, otherwise they would continue talking like this, from morning to dusk, and they would not be able to finish the story without repeating it.

"I know!"

"As long as you are willing to learn, it's not as difficult as you think."

"It's his fault if he didn't do it."

After all, I am already so old and I haven’t touched a book for a long time. Now I am going to study in medical school and I don’t have much confidence.

"OK!"

"You know me too?"

"Are you telling me a joke on purpose? Tell me, even if Schrödinger's sequelae in my situation are very bad, it is actually just a very common and common situation. Please comfort me not to worry, right?"

"Okay, let her rest."

"Aren't you Detective Chuck's assistant?"

"..."

MAX immediately answered: "More moisturized!"

"You mean someone's setting the blame on Eli Wardricky?"

"..."

"You are so funny."

Seeing that the big Texas girl Lisa looked at him and said nothing, MAX quickly changed the subject: "What is the shadow doctor?"

Lisa, a big girl from Texas, glanced at Chuck with complicated eyes: "But people still have to have some dreams and work hard to learn and improve themselves, otherwise they will be like a pool of stagnant water.

And who can resist a fresh and fun person who has great looks and figure, and more importantly, is full of dirty jokes?

She uses herself to save others, so she really can't refuse.

However, the extremely optimistic MAX was really not good enough. Soon she started laughing again, and the look of infatuation in her eyes as she looked at Chuck became more and more obvious.

The negative emotions in MAX's heart disappeared in a flash, and he regained his optimism. He looked at Lisa, the big Texas girl, from the perspective of the female Si Ji: "So you, the assistant, are responsible for investigating me and then contacting Bernie and the others?"

"Why?"

MAX was drinking water. When he heard this, he spit out the water in his mouth. He coughed and shouted: "What kind of hell joke is this?"

Lisa, the big Texas girl, immediately smiled knowingly.

"good."

"Anything is fine."

"It's just to give people who don't know what doctors really do, an opportunity to understand what doctors do in their daily work."

What they said was more bizarre than the last, but it happened that these bizarre cases were all determined to be suicides.

Lisa, a big girl from Texas, introduced herself with a smile: "You must be MAX."

And people in hell, even if they laugh together, they can't laugh at all inside.

Now it's just that the pressure is on her.

Lisa, the big girl from Texas, finally smiled when she saw Chuck saying this.

"You will also have many opportunities in the future."

You know that water must flow in order to be more energetic."

Be an excellent cardiothoracic surgeon.

MAX looked at the Texas girl Lisa's proud figure and dazzlingly beautiful face and eyes, and complained self-deprecatingly.

"maybe."

When MAX saw him, the smile immediately solidified on his face.

Chuck said bluntly.

Detective Amy Santiago smiled bitterly: "That was also done by Eli Wardricky?"

Lisa, a big girl from Texas, looked at MAX with a somewhat complicated look: "But recently, the case of Dr. Edward Oster reminded me of my original dream again.

MAX said with envy: "You still know how to play. We have never heard of such an opportunity."

"puff!"

While talking, he had already pulled down the quilt, lowered his head and complained.

It seemed that her boss was not driving her away because she was tired of him, but he really wanted her to pursue her original dream.

I'm a little hesitant.

Just then, a man walked in and said with a smile.

Lisa, a big girl from Texas, smiled and said: "Besides, you look smart, you might become a female scientist in the future."

Chuck was noncommittal.

This is a biological laboratory. The iron rack on the side, which is obviously designed to house mice, has half fallen to the ground. In the cages inside the iron rack, there is no longer a single white mouse. They have all run to the ground.

This one is called Dr. Noah Fogel.

"That's what it means."

"Hello, I'm Lisa! Boss's assistant!"

"I know."

"how's it going?"

MAX was a little hesitant, but under Chuck's gaze, he boldly said frankly: "Red neck, old white man!"

"as long as you are happy."

Chuck said bluntly: "It's more like a free choice than being shot eight times in the back."

MAX laughed and said: "After breast reduction surgery, the burden on the heart is less! It is also considered a heart surgery!"

New York.

"What?!"

"Who better to take the blame than a murderous god of war?"

Chuck said calmly: "When the God of War returned, he found that his eldest daughter had been killed by a famous alcoholic doctor, and a drug-addicted nurse had forged an organ transplant donation card and was about to be quartered.

The younger daughter sold her blood to the research institute where she worked. She had shed blood for the country on the battlefield, and shed tears for the research institute when she came back. But now she got this ending, shedding blood in the city in a fit of rage. This is no better than the murderer behind the scenes.

Eight shots would be more convincing?"

Detective Amy Santiago: “…”

This joke is endless, right?