The days of being a spiritual mentor in Meiman

In fact, the brick figures are really suitable for making expressions, because the cylinder is too smooth, so every expression will be written very directly on the face. Batman in the main universe is now in a big shock.

It's not like he didn't see the figure that Deadpool kicked away just now, but are you telling me that the grinning cabbage head in front of me is the clown?

Batman in the main universe had to look down at the sea.

Well, if the short black eggplant on the water was him, then it wouldn't be hard to accept that the one opposite him was a clown.

Batman in the main universe had to take out his batarang. Although he didn't know how to throw such a big batarang, he tried his best to pose and look very intimidating.

Tim raised the gun with both hands but hesitated a little. Schiller, who was still soaking in the sea at this time, said: "Use lethal weapons, Tim, you can't kill the brick people. At most, you can break up their parts. You can still do it later." Fight back."

"are you sure?"

"I'm a doctor, trust me."

Bang bang bang bang bang bang!

Tim fired six shots directly, and the clown was instantly knocked into the sea. Batman in the main universe couldn't help but look at him sideways and said: "Even for a building block, you are too violent."

Schiller finally climbed up from the water. He sighed and said: "We are not very lucky, we encountered..."

"Did you forget something?" Deadpool floated over holding a floating board and said, "What's in this aircraft warehouse?"

boom! ! ! ! ! !

Barbara looked at the mushroom cloud on the sea in shock. She stuttered and said to the other end of the phone: "Um, Batman, are you okay? What's going on at the sea..."

Batman wiped the water on his face and said, "I think I may have discovered a shocking conspiracy. Someone has cloned me. Barbara, help me get the latest city surveillance video. I'll see you at the Gotham Police Department."

It was already dark when everyone was washed ashore. After getting ashore, Schiller jumped twice on the spot, shook off the water on his body, and then said: "Bad news, good news."

Deadpool retrieved his knife with some difficulty, took a deep breath, and said, "What the hell kind of universe is this?"

"We are building blocks and will not drown." Schiller said to himself. This was obviously the good news he was talking about, but soon he announced another bad news, that is, "But we will I have water in my body. Can anyone help me pull out my head and pour out the water from my body?”

"This is not what a doctor should say." Tim said, "You probably have water in your brain."

Batman was the last one to climb up. He patted one ear hard and poured out a lot of water. He was holding a person in his hand, it was the Joker who had fainted from choking on the water.

Batman threw the Joker aside and threw something to Schiller. Schiller caught it and saw that it was a small curved plastic piece, which should be someone's hand.

It was most likely not his hand, but it was just a small curved plastic piece anyway, so there was nothing to worry about. With a click, Schiller put his hand on it.

"It seems that you are not a doctor." Batman from the main universe said, "But it's not that important. I think everyone comes for the same purpose."

"Currently we have two ways." Schiller wanted to stretch out two fingers, but then found that he had no fingers at all. He said: "Everything in this world is made of building blocks. As long as you remove enough building blocks, you can They can be used as construction materials.”

"No." Tim said: "Considering that the building blocks in this universe may be the size of normal building blocks in other universes, even if the entire city is demolished, there won't be many building blocks."

"Then there is only one way left. Find the source of building block production, let them customize a large number of building blocks, and ship them out through the portal during settlement."

"That's it." Batman of the main universe made the final decision. He sighed, turned to look at the Joker and said, "I guess he knows where the building block factory is, but first we have to find one..."

WAOO——WAOO——

In an instant, red and blue lights flashed across the beach, and countless police cars drifted and swerved to surround the place. Police officers with pistols jumped out of the cars and aimed at several people around them.

"Gotham Police Department, raise your hands, suspicious person." Red-haired Barbara stood behind the police officer and shouted: "Who is the clone Batman?"

Schiller nudged Batman from the main universe with his elbow and said, "She said you were a clone. Can you bear this?"

"I think you are mistaken, Barbara." Batman of the main universe walked out calmly and said: "Someone is pretending to be me and trying to deceive you. I am the real Batman, and that enchanting person That’s the guy you want to arrest.”

"Handsome," Tim whispered.

"There are more handsome ones." Schiller also whispered.

Barbara didn't seem to expect that he would answer like this, so her expression was obviously stunned. She put her round hand to her mouth and coughed, saying, "You mean you are real and he is fake?"

"That's right." Batman said in a calm tone, "Barbara, didn't you see? The Joker regards me as his biggest enemy, which proves that I am Batman."

"Well, to confirm this, let me ask you a question."

"You ask." Batman didn't panic at all.

"What's your favorite pajamas pattern?"

"Red velvet stripes."

"Take it!"

When several people were handcuffed and escorted into the police car, Barbara folded her arms and snorted: "No matter how old-fashioned aesthetics are, my dad doesn't even wear velvet stripes."

"Please, are you serious." Tim, whose hands were handcuffed behind his back, looked at Batman in the main universe and said, "Velvet stripes? Do you dress like a medieval nobleman in your own home?"

Batman remained silent.

Tim was still mumbling: "The Bruce I know prefers to wear blue. Of course he also has red pajamas, but the stripes are still too exaggerated."

"Shut up, Tim." Batman in the main universe just wanted to be quiet for a while.

Tim seemed to be greatly hurt. He looked at the main universe Batman sitting next to him with wide eyes and said: "You actually used the word shut up. I'm going to tell Alfred and he will cancel you." Cookies of the week.”

"I don't eat cookies." Batman from the main universe said, "No one eats those."

Tim was even more shocked, almost turning into a tearful Robin.

"I can't understand all this." Batman from the main universe sighed and said, "People here don't act according to normal logic."

"I guess the person who cloned you programmed you wrongly." The face of another brick villain, Batman, appeared on the front screen of the police car. He said in a hoarse and low voice: "He can never imitate a bat. The essence of a hero, so even if you and I have the same appearance, you can never..."

Suddenly the mobile phone next to him rang. He went to answer the phone mid-sentence, and soon Batman's voice came from the screen, "What did you say? The Joker ran away? Are you serious?!"

At this time, Batman from the main universe, who was sitting in the back seat, suddenly saw a bright light shining in the center of the city, and a huge bat logo appeared over Gotham.

"What the hell?" Batman in the main universe frowned slightly and said, "Why does the bat light turn on? What kind of disaster is worth it..."

Bang!

A huge figure hit the ground, and finally there came a person with a different style from other building block villains. Batman from the main universe took a closer look, and he looked like Bane.

A madman from Arkham Asylum breaks out again?

But Tim had already stretched out his hands and started to pry open the car door. Batman from the main universe looked at him and said, "Do you have a lock pick?"

"You are such an old antique. Have you never put together building blocks?" Tim raised the handcuffs on his hands and said, "Insert it forward, twist it backwards, click!"

"Like a spell." Batman in the main universe commented, but he actually understood what Tim meant. He could open the building blocks by just following the assembly of the building blocks in reverse. The handcuffs were also made of building blocks, so they were also made of building blocks. This rule can be applied.

With a click, the handcuffs on Batman's hands were also opened. At this time, Tim had already pried open the car door and jumped out of the car.

Batman was a step too late. The car was stopped by Bane and drifted into a nearby building.

Bang!

The pieces of the building blocks were scattered all over the floor. Batman felt that his left arm was almost knocked off. Fortunately, he was also a building block. He smashed it hard with his right hand and jumped out of the other side of the car door.

After throwing the driver's knocked-off right arm back into the car, and receiving a thank you from the driver, Batman suddenly threw the huge batarang out.

Whoosh - sting! ! ! ! !

The batarang hit the chemical gas tank behind Bane. After it was broken, countless chemical gases erupted. Batman was about to activate the filter device on his mask, but then he remembered that he was a brick man and could not be poisoned.

Very good, Batman in the main universe thought, this world is not all bad. He put his hand on the roof of the car and kicked Bane down. Just in time to catch up with Deadpool's sword, Bane's head was cut off. .

Looking at Bane's head, who was far away and still cursing, Batman turned around and saw an evil smiling face, and a gas grenade was thrown over.

Batman waved his cape and jumped onto the lamppost. Just as he was about to jump down and give the Scarecrow a kick, he saw another dark figure jumping down in mid-air.

The figure landed in a standard superhero manner, kneeling on one knee and placing one hand on the ground. Then he grabbed a grappling hook on the balcony of the building opposite. After swinging up, he kicked the Scarecrow on the back.

Then he picked up the gas grenade he scattered and threw it towards the rooftop of the opposite building. He made a 360-degree turn in the air. After landing, the superhero stepped back a certain distance. After standing up, he waved his cape and said, "You have no time." Too many, criminals!"

Batman from the main universe squatted on a lamppost and covered his eyes.

The next second, two big bombs landed where Batman was. With two bangs, Batman rolled to avoid, but he stepped on a bigger bomb.

"Dip-dip-bang!"

The green-haired figure walked out of the smoke, opened his big blood-red mouth and said, "Batman, you can't believe it, it's me again, I released all the madmen in Arkham Asylum, I..."

"Hey! You're in the wrong direction! I'm over here!" Batman stretched his neck and shouted.

"What?!" The clown looked up at the figure on the street lamp, then turned to look at the figure standing on the road.

"Which one of you is Batman?!"

Batman in the main universe had a thought in his mind and said: "Joker, I am the real Batman. Others will mistake my identity, but you will never."

"Don't listen to his nonsense, I am Batman!" Batman, who was disgraced by the bomb, shouted, "That's a cloned impostor!"

The Joker rolled his eyes upward, then to the left, and suddenly narrowed his eyes.

"Answer me a question, and I can tell which of you is real." The Joker said.

"Ask it."

"Who is your best friend?"

"Superman!" The two Batmans said in unison.

"Then who is your biggest enemy?"

"Superman!" The two Batmans said in unison again.

The Joker's expression froze, slowly changing from disbelief to anger and sadness, tears filling his eyes.

"Then who do you, who do you hate the most?! Who do you hate the most?!"

"Batman doesn't hate anyone." Again in unison.

"Go to hell, you two fakes!!!"