The days of being a spiritual mentor in Meiman

"Are we really not going to help them?" Tim held the gun in both hands and squatted behind the overturned police car to watch Schiller and Deadpool unpack potato chips.

"I have been curious for a long time." Schiller said to himself: "What do potato chips made of building blocks taste like?"

Deadpool has opened a bag, threw a piece into his mouth and chewed it, then said: "I am more curious about where the food we eat goes without a digestive tract?"

"You are so disgusting." Tim put down his gun and opened a bag of cookies. After taking a bite, he exclaimed and said: "Do you think I have bitten off a quarter perfectly, or can the building blocks only bite off a quarter?"

Deadpool found that the potato chips in his hand could only be bitten off half, and he curiously opened a bag of Pocky and found that he could only bite off a quarter at a time.

He held the remaining half in his mouth like a cigarette and said, "It's boring."

"Are you sure? This is the family-friendly universe you dream of! Always PG!"

Deadpool widened his eyes in disbelief. Tim threw the last cookie into his mouth and chewed it, saying, "This is also normal. Fighting among Lego people can't be considered violence, right? After all, no one will die. Lost arms and legs can be reattached. There is no better family-friendly movie than this."

"But my arms and legs can be reattached." Deadpool shouted a little unconvinced, "Even if I turn into minced meat, I can recover. Isn't this considered family-friendly?"

"If you are a mute, there is still hope." Schiller commented very pertinently.

"I don't think we can mess around with them anymore." Tim stuck his head out to look outside, and then said, "I will never understand the matter of Batman and the Joker. Why don't we do it alone."

"Do you have any ideas?" Schiller began to study the bottled beverage, turning the bottle to see the ingredient list.

"My computer skills are not bad. Find me a computer. I should be able to find the location of the building block factory. Maybe I can also hack into the production line and let them help us produce some."

"Where do the raw materials come from?"

"Well, they should have raw materials, right?" Tim scratched his head and said.

"But we don't need just a few building blocks. As you said, if these building blocks are of ordinary size when transported to the real world, then I'm afraid a huge amount of building blocks will be needed."

"I do remember the raw material formula of plastic, but I don't think the building blocks in this world are made of plastic. Otherwise, how could these things move by themselves?" Tim thought and said, "I guess there may be magical interference."

Schiller nodded approvingly. In fact, he wanted to give a thumbs up, but his current hand really couldn't do it. He said, "If you want to get so many building blocks, ordinary means will definitely not work. We have to figure out what's going on in this world."

"You mean how did this building block universe come about?"

"Almost." Schiller said, "Perhaps from the perspective of an observer, it's not strange to make a movie with building blocks, but there must be a truth in the movie, a truth about the essence of this world, and it won't say that you are just building blocks being manipulated by others."

"I understand. This universe has its own origin story, and we have to explore this origin. It would be best if we can get a way to mass-produce building blocks." Tim nodded.

Deadpool had already finished a bag of potato chips, his cheeks were stuffed, and he chewed while mumbling: "What are we waiting for? Let's set off."

"No hurry." Schiller said: "The equipment we brought in from outside is not very useful. After all, we didn't expect it to be turned into a Lego man. It's better to get a batch of local equipment."

"You mean..."

When Barbara's police car arrived, she saw a man standing in the middle of the road with his hands raised high. She said to the driver: "Stop."

She raised her gun and got out of the car. When the police car lights were turned off, Barbara saw that it was a man in a white coat. He didn't look like a dangerous person.

"Sorry, ma'am, I want to turn myself in."

"What crime have you committed?"

"Are you sure you want to talk about this here?"

In the background behind Schiller, the Joker chased a Batman biubiubiu, and was chased back by another Batman.

Barbara covered her forehead, sighed and said, "Take them to the car, we'll go back to the police station."

With a click, the cell door was closed. Schiller found that the hand made of the small curved plastic piece was very suitable for grabbing the cell railing, so he did so and said to Barbara who was gradually moving away, "Madam, I think you should listen to my explanation..."

Barbara ignored him and walked further and further away. Schiller checked the door lock and said, "If you don't listen to my explanation, it's not my fault if something goes wrong."

He looked at the lock carefully. This lock was not an ordinary building block, but a very delicate mechanical structure that was spliced ​​together. It must have a suitable key to open it. If he guessed correctly, the key had an oval ring on the top and a straight stick below, with a square protrusion at the end of the stick.

Who could this cartoon key stop? Schiller poked the broken lock open in two or three strokes.

He sneaked out of the cell and found that Tim had already come out and knocked out a guard. He made a gesture to Schiller - actually it was not a very good gesture - and then dragged the guard into the utility room.

"Deadpool has been brought up for questioning. There are only two people in the cell below now." Tim said in a low voice as he walked out of the utility room. He said, "The police station's super equipment warehouse is underground, but there are three security doors, one of which was set up by Batman and requires a password."

"It's not a big problem." Schiller said, "Do you know where the door is?"

"This way, follow me."

Tim took Schiller to the end of the corridor and opened a door. Inside was the corridor of the safe passage. There was a small freight elevator at the end of the corridor. After Tim walked in, he pressed the ground button twice, and an underground sign lit up at the bottom.

"You asked too clearly." Schiller couldn't help but sigh.

"I said if he doesn't cooperate, I'll pour lemon juice into his head."

"Too cruel."

"Who says it's not?"

After the elevator door opened, a corridor full of technology appeared in front of them. Schiller said, "I want to ask, why is it called the Super Equipment Depot?"

"This is the emergency weapons depot prepared by Batman for the Gotham Police Department. It contains cross-era lethal force technology."

"The kind that can break a person's parts with one blow?"

"More than that, it can even break the parts of a building."

"Very deadly."

"Who says it's not?"

The two followed the passage to the first security door. This security door only needs to enter the password. Tim went up and pressed the door a few times and it opened.

The second security door asked about Barbara's favorite type of coffee. This was a point. Tim is an avid coffee lover and knows the taste preferences of everyone in the Bat Family.

Standing in front of the third door with the bat logo, Tim shrugged and said, "It's up to you."

"Password."

"Iron Man is weak."

"Wrong password."

"Alfred is a bad housekeeper."

"Wrong password."

"Uh, Superman is a nuisance?"

"So this is what you said you can do?" Tim said helplessly, "How long will it take to guess like this? The guy who looks like Jason who stayed up late can't hold on for too long."

Schiller cleared his throat and said, "Is Gordon a nuisance?"

"Correct password."

The door opened.

In a wide hall, the walls were filled with a variety of equipment, which indeed looked much more detailed and complicated than the equipment they suddenly turned into building blocks.

Tim took a fancy to a big gun and wanted to open the glass cabinet to take it out, but was stopped by Schiller.

The big screen in front of them suddenly lit up, and Batman's big head appeared on the screen. He laughed twice, turned his chair around, and moved back to the screen and said, "You didn't expect it, right? As long as someone steps in here, my communication will be connected immediately. You can't run away, damn thieves!" The wall tiles were removed, and countless gun muzzles appeared. Schiller stretched out a hand calmly and said, "Stop! I have a question for you." The Batman on the screen had one big eye and one small eye, revealing full confusion and distrust. "What color pajamas do you like to wear the most?" Batman looked around, his eyes looked east and west. Tim never thought that he could use the word "sly eyes" to describe Batman in his life. "Okay, you got the point." Batman put his mouth close to the camera and said in a low voice: "My favorite pajamas are red velvet stripes..."

"Barbara! Barbara!! You caught the wrong person!!" Schiller shouted: "The Batman in Wayne Manor now is a fake!! Go catch him!!!!"

"No...wait! I...I..."

The red police lights flashed outside Wayne Manor.

"My God, do all Batman like to dress as medieval nobles?" Looking at Batman who was taken away from the manor and still yelling, Tim began to doubt his life.

"Believe me, go to your dad's closet and look around, you will definitely find a velvet striped pajamas, even if it's blue."

After Batman left, no one operated the gun. Tim swaggered and smashed the glass cover of the weapon and armed himself to the teeth.

"Don't you want to take something, doctor?"

Schiller only took the small pistol that Tim had thrown away, and then said, "I'm not a good shooter. If you don't want me to hit friendly forces, it's better to let me shoot jelly beans."

Tim adjusted his equipment and found that the big gun he liked was actually a laser weapon. This thing is powerful. It is probably the nemesis of the building block man. After all, plastic is also afraid of lasers.

Then there are many nano smoke bombs, which are also useful. After all, the building block man also relies on vision to find the way. Then there is a multi-functional grappling hook that can swing around in the city.

Schiller selected some weapons for Deadpool. The first is a laser sword. This thing should be one of the easter eggs. I didn't expect it to be collected here. Although it has no practical value, Deadpool should like to co-brand with this big IP.

Then there is a pair of double guns, which fire spider bullets. It has a miraculous effect on people who are afraid of spiders, but has no lethality to those who are not afraid. In general, it is also a toy, mainly because Deadpool likes spiders.

Schiller also chose weapons for Batman. The first is a gun that makes a squawking sound when you press it. It is useless, but it can reveal his position and make him look more ridiculous.

Then there was a recording grenade, which could record curse words and throw them into the other party's ears. The biggest advantage of this thing is that it cannot be turned off, and it can keep making noise until the other party becomes deaf.

Tim didn't know why Batman had these things in his arsenal. He felt that he should learn from Jason and look through his father's collection.

After getting the equipment, Schiller and Tim went up. As soon as they went up, they saw that the cell door was closed with a bang, and Batman grabbed the cell bars with both hands and shouted loudly.

"Barbara, listen to my explanation..."

"The Lego Batman Movie" and "The Wayne Family Adventures" are really super cute, go and watch!