The days of being a spiritual mentor in Meiman

Batman walks through the gates of Wayne Manor.

The Wayne Manor in this world is very strange. It is built on a towering island. There is nothing on the entire island except Wayne Manor at the top and a lot of winding mountain roads.

"I guess Batman is confused right now," Schiller said as they walked up the road.

"Confused about what?"

"How could Batman, who is so confused about this universe, put his home in such a place? He is so confident about the continental shelf under this island that he is confident that no matter what disaster happens, Wayne Manor will not become the second Art. Landis?"

"I think the scenery here is pretty good." Tim said, looking at the setting sun on the sea in the distance: "It's also very quiet, like a paradise."

"Here's the thing, no Batman would want to live in Arcadia," Schiller said. "I'm going to have an occupational illness, and you'd better bear with it."

Deadpool handed him a bottle of soda and said, "I've heard of your name. From the mouth of Spider-Man in our universe, he made some even more amazing comments about your amazing medical fees, and about Spider-Man." That's almost like complaining."

"My pleasure," Schiller said with a smile.

"Actually, I don't think that if a person wants to escape from the world, it is escaping from reality. The scope of reality is too broad. It is likely that it also contains many things that they still miss, but they just hate certain things. It overwhelms their attachment to these things, so they hope to escape.”

"Then what do you think this Batman is attached to? What is he running away from?" Tim asked thoughtfully.

"Many people can't think clearly about this problem. I guess Batman is the same. He may have made countless excuses for choosing to build his home here, such as safety..."

"But it's actually not safe at all." Tim spread his hands and said: "Anyone with an IQ higher than 80 knows that the price to pay for clearing and destroying an isolated island in the sea is too small, and the sea will bear all the consequences."

"Another example is the beautiful scenery..."

"It's not worth the three hours of commuting to work every day." Deadpool said: "Although I haven't had much dealings with Batman, I guess if he can get to the Gotham Police Station in one step, he won't want to take a half-hour flight. hours.”

"Or for example, a quiet atmosphere..."

Schiller refuted himself, saying: "For Batman, there is never a quiet atmosphere. He is extremely busy all day long. Just the ringtone of the phone calling him and the flashing bat light can turn the tranquil atmosphere into a nightmare. The atmosphere is completely ruined.”

"What about the real reason that he didn't even think of?"

"Have you noticed the biggest difference in this universe?"

"What?" Tim looked at Schiller with some confusion.

"There are only little building block people in this universe. They don't bleed or get hurt. Even if they are broken into parts, they can just put them together and go back. Even the parts that are not their own can be used." Schiller looked down at his own. Said the hand.

Tim seems to have felt something, but he still hasn't grasped the key. This is a very novel thinking process for him. He is not a detective who is good at reading minds, but is more focused on finding evidence and speaking with facts, so He was always at the crime scene, not the interrogation room.

He knew that this was also one of his weaknesses. He had little experience in dealing with people, but Bruce in his universe said that everyone was like this, and it would get better when he grew up.

Tim also doesn't know how old he will have to wait until he can be like Batman, who can read people's hearts as quickly as possible, always be able to face everyone with the most appropriate attitude, and become the most terrifying nightmare for criminals and the most kind father to children.

Maybe there will never be that day, because Batman is just Batman, and his Robins are also different. They never live to grow into Batman. They worship him, but they worship their father, Rather than worshiping God.

But Tim was a very curious person, and he felt that there was nothing wrong with exploring another side of the world, so he listened quietly to Schiller.

"What would a world without death be like? Perhaps it is unbelievable to us, but for everyone in this world of building blocks, death does not exist."

"Not only death, but even the painful bleeding and injuries do not exist. Even though it is made of plastic, this is a real paradise."

"So what exactly is Batman saving?"

Tim suddenly felt empathy. He felt an emptiness burst out of his chest. He shook his head and said, "But even if it doesn't hurt others or cause chaos, at least it will delay the traffic..."

"Do you think Batman wants to be a traffic cop?"

Tim shook his head again, and Schiller randomly pulled out a flower from the flower bed next to the winding mountain road, began to study the splicing of building blocks, and then said: "Although the efforts and rewards of each Batman are not proportional, this one The Batman of the Universe has received particularly scant positive feedback."

"You have to think that if he was a true hero, he would be happy to see a world without bloodshed and death, but we have to look at it from the perspective of Batman in this universe. From the moment he was born, this That’s how the world is.”

"In other words, he doesn't know that there is such thing as bleeding and death in this world. He doesn't know that there is a world where people are made of flesh, and they will let out desperate screams as long as they are cut or squeezed even slightly. Call."

Tim shuddered, and he unconsciously moved a little farther away from Schiller. Although the words were said so, and the truth was the same, the words coming out of his mouth always gave people the impression that he was cutting or squeezing. Very rich experience.

Tim was reminded of the cavities treatment procedure his dentist had described when he was trying to persuade them not to eat too many cookies, and it was the scariest story he had ever heard.

"So in this Batman's world view, what he has done is to spend half his life training himself to become an unparalleled master. The final problem to solve is to clean up the scattered building blocks and solve the traffic jam. . ” Schiller said.

Tim sighed softly and said: "There are many cruel things in this world, but if I had to name one thing that I am most afraid of, it would probably be a mistake."

Schiller looked at him with probing eyes, and Tim shook his head and said, "I have never said these words to Batman because I was afraid that he would worry about me, but in fact I always felt that there was no connection between me and him. This should be the relationship between us and him. ”

"What kind of relationship?"

"It's fun." Tim found a word, and then continued: "Because I found that if Batman had that kind of past, that kind of experience, then it is almost impossible for him to become what I saw. This is not consistent with some law."

"Psychological laws?"

"Maybe, I don't really understand, it's just my family's opinion." Tim said: "I think something made him behave like that and made us behave like this, so everything became what it is now. It looks like it, but in reality it’s not that simple.”

"The Batman of this universe also gives me the same feeling. Did he never discover in the first 40 years of his life that saving such a world doesn't actually require him to pay that much? Of course it's impossible, he is not such a fool. ”

"But he still did it. He put all his efforts into pursuit and vowed to become a great hero who could transcend evil. But when he reached the finish line, he realized that there was no one in front of him. This is obviously abnormal."

"What's abnormal about this?" Deadpool said: "Someone wrote a story, set up a character, and then inserted this character into every universe, without considering whether the environment of this universe could produce such a character. Characters, in essence, are just lazy.”

"What's the Gotham in your universe like?" Schiller asked, looking at Tim.

"Darkness, chaos, madmen and criminals emerge in endlessly." Tim sighed and said, "I know most of Gotham is like this, I told me in other universes."

"It wasn't until that time that I was sure that something was wrong, because I always felt that the Batman that other Tims talked about could handle Gotham like this, and my adoptive father... I don't know where his optimism lies. Come on, maybe he’s talented.”

"Don't think too much." Schiller said with a smile: "You can think that in other places where he is not facing you, he is as cold as other Batmans. He is gentle to you just because he puts all his tenderness into it." Gave it to you.”

Deadpool glanced at Schiller, but in the end he said nothing. Seeing Tim's face glowing again, he could only secretly say "silly boy" in his heart.

"I think so." Tim laughed and said, "The atmosphere in the Bat-family is always very good, because Batman has set a good example for us. He not only treats us gently, but also makes us feel that he is real." exists around us."

"He would set up various assessments for us, but in the end he was teased by Cassandra, and he failed, and he felt frustrated about it. He would compare with others, and forget to bring us to the party. When we go to dessert, we spend a lot of money to hire an ice cream truck, just to win the game of 'who is the best elder'."

"He always felt that Alfred controlled him too much, but he inherited the nagging character from the old butler. It's not that he's not a good cook, he's just too good at multitasking and never remembers the principle of never leaving the fire. , resulting in us replacing the stove 26 times in one year.”

"There are many more things like this, but I have never heard of it from other me. I always feel that we are going to two extremes. The Batman in their universe has no details of life, while the Batman in our universe has no details. What a great ambition.”

"Then I also thought that it would be great if the two could be integrated. But as you said, if the Batman of our universe was not facing us, maybe he would not be what he is now. If the Batman of other universes was not facing us, he would not be what he is now. Batman faces us and may become as real and lovable as our father."

"Things in this world are always like this." Deadpool put a long knife on his shoulder, put his hands on both sides of the knife, and said: "A person becomes the person he is now when he meets the world, and when the world meets Human beings have become the world they are today.”

"It's like I feel that the good life I have now is stolen." Schiller looked at Tim and said: "I feel that the more miserable situation of others is what I should have had. I think I am the anomaly, so I worry about gains and losses, and I am full of worries about gains and losses. Misplaced fear.”

"Are you talking about this Batman?" Tim rolled his eyes and said, "I think it makes sense. You are indeed a good doctor."

"My pleasure."