The days of being a spiritual mentor in Meiman

They slowly walked up the winding mountain road until Batman from the main universe, who had taken over Wayne Manor, couldn't stand it anymore and sent a car to pick them up.

Seeing Alfred, even if it was the brick version, Tim couldn't help showing his intimacy. He followed the old butler to the kitchen, intending to see if the oven in this manor was big enough. You can't stuff cookies into the gaps between toasted staple bread.

Unfortunately, Alfred in any universe has absolute control over snacks and sweets. Tim walked back with a disappointed look on his face, obviously unable to achieve his original plan of trading coquettishness for some extra sweets. purpose.

The remaining three people were studying intelligence in the living room. The Batman of the main universe successfully took over everything in Wayne Manor. Alfred was noncommittal about this. The Batman of the main universe believed that this was the most urgent problem to be solved. So he looked at Schiller.

He considered and asked: "I lied. If there is only one person in the world who can definitely recognize that I am a fake, it will not be the clown, but Alfred, who knows me best."

"But he didn't make it difficult for you." Schiller said: "He even acquiesced in your doing so, and maybe helped you to some extent."

"Yeah, because I could never for the life of me guess that the password for the main control system of the Wayne Manor computer was 'I need more cookies.'"

Schiller laughed, then said, "You should have sent a car earlier so you could have heard my conversation with Tim on the surveillance system."

Batman in the main universe frowned. No matter who Schiller was, he could always pinpoint the points that made him uncomfortable. Some of the information he didn't hear was very important, which made him feel like he had a lump in his throat.

But he could still handle such a scene very well. He said softly "Oh" and said: "I feel very sorry for missing your advice, doctor, but we have plenty of time now. If you can pick it up again, Speaking of something important..."

"Of course I'm happy to accompany you, but I'm afraid I can't pick up some important things, because this is a very complete set of logic."

"I'm not going to pay on time."

"Then let's make a long story short."

Deadpool choked on his soda and coughed. After finally recovering, he rolled his eyes, looked at Schiller and said, "Spider-Man's shocking comments about you are absolutely right."

"Okay, no more kidding." Schiller sat on the chair, nodded to Alfred who brought him tea, and then said: "Batman doesn't want to be Batman, even though he showed that he really wanted to. , It even seems like he can’t live without this job, but he actually doesn’t want to.”

This logic sounds contradictory at first, similar to the more water the less water, but Batman in the main universe knows that this situation is very common in psychology, essentially because humans cannot fully understand their own The state of mind, even the thoughts for a moment may not come from the original intention, and after being put into action, people often regret it.

"We assume that a person's destiny follows a track. This track has been laid long ago and cannot be changed no matter what. No matter whether you travel through the sea or the grassland, the track continues forward."

"The person sitting in the car has no way of deciding where the track will go, so he keeps walking forward with the car, because he can only sit in the car and follow the established track, so he comforts himself, outside the window The view is also good.”

"So if the window is closed one day, do you think he can accept it? Of course he can't, because he can't control the steering wheel while sitting in the car. He has nothing to do but look at the scenery. The scenery outside the window is his only sustenance."

"So if the window is closed, he will feel scared, sad, and even want to waste time and give up on himself."

"But because he has always relied on watching the scenery to support his life, in the days when the scenery is gone, he will feel that all his discomfort is because the windows are closed, and he will never think that it is essentially because of him. Sitting in the car and the track can’t be changed.”

Just as Batman was about to open his mouth to say something, Schiller interrupted him as if he had predicted it: "He is different from you. You laid the track leading to the mountain of corpses and sea of ​​blood yourself. The process of moving forward in the car is not the same." For you, it’s about rising to the top and climbing to the top.”

"Although the hellish scenery outside the window makes you feel painful, you are not helpless. You can choose to close the window and escape, but still do nothing. This is your choice, hero."

Batman had nothing to say. He felt that he should choose the hourly rate option, so that maybe the other party would add some softening modifiers instead of sounding so sarcastic.

"In such a world without death and injury, there should not be an established track." Schiller said: "Nor should we raise a person who can only sit in a car and look at the scenery. But unfortunately, due to certain force majeure……"

Just as Deadpool was about to open his mouth to make some grand remarks about this, Schiller blocked his mouth with bread and received a warning look. Deadpool looked at the slightly suspicious Batman of the main universe next to him, and finally took a bite. Bread, said nothing.

"In this case we came and kicked him off the car, which probably caused him temporary pain because he couldn't go any further and was in the middle of a wilderness with no tracks and no The car had no windows, which made him feel at a loss.”

"But it's not because he doesn't like this wilderness, it's just that he has never experienced the beauty of being in it, but he will soon find that this is what he deserves and what is truly suitable for him."

"You are not him, how can you make such a conclusion?" Batman of the main universe raised his own question.

"Ah, I know what you are going to say, 'A fish is not happy when it is not a fish', but you understand, I am not a philosopher, I am a psychiatrist."

"Judging from my professional knowledge, if a person sits in a car all day and looks at the scenery outside the window and does nothing, the chance of developing psychological problems is much greater than getting out of the car and having fun. I am not responsible for empathizing with others, I am only responsible for curing diseases. "

"I know you want to ask again, how did you come to the conclusion that the latter is better than the former? Maybe some people just like riding in cars? I can only tell you that the psychological laws followed by human society in its evolution to the present are traceable. Logically speaking, most people are like this because human beings are really suitable for this, otherwise human civilization would not survive today.”

"If you are among the small group of people who cannot adapt, then I am not responsible for helping you find your true self, but I am responsible for teaching you how to pretend to be the majority. This is how the work of a psychologist works."

Batman was indeed speechless. He discovered the difference between this Schiller and Dr. Schiller. He did not explore the truth of the human spirit, but only pursued practicality and strived to restore people to normal as quickly as possible so that he could The consultation fee is peace of mind. "

But that doesn't mean Batman can't take revenge. He said, "I'm going to introduce something to you. You will definitely be very happy after reading it."

Schiller approached, and Batman took out a box from under the table. When he opened it, it was filled with green banknotes made of building blocks.

Schiller first took a breath, and then lamented, "If you look at it on a scale, this thing is not even as long as a knuckle. No universe would recognize this kind of banknote."

"But you..." Schiller was obviously interested in the property of Batman in the main universe.

"You're not giving me psychological treatment." Batman of the main universe closed the box with a snap, and then said, "Do you want love?"

Schiller finally took the box away. The bricks and banknotes were quite precious and could be collected even if they were not spent.

Schiller then gave his own conclusion. He said: "Alfred also wanted Batman to see the world outside the car, instead of just following the established track and fighting crimes that there is no need to fight, so He didn't stop you."

"Does being kidnapped by a clown count as the world outside the car window?"

"I think you have too many stereotypes about clowns." Schiller said with slight dissatisfaction: "The clowns in this universe are so innocent, and you, a demon who is good at mental manipulation, shamelessly tricked the clowns into doing such things. , you actually have the nerve to say that he kidnapped others? "

"Forget it." Batman is very good at making such perfunctory words that change the topic sound like orders.

But this command is really useful. He said forget it, and no one can argue with him. Schiller is a doctor, and the patient can do whatever he wants. Tim is a junior, and he doesn’t dare to mess with this Batman, and Deadpool , he has found that he is being targeted by Batman, it is best to say less to prevent his death from being too ugly.

This is the main reason why Batman is always victorious in the Justice League. When he raises a topic, people think he must have something important. When he drops a topic, people think there must be something hidden about it. He didn't want to mention it.

This is also the benefit of talking less. Batman thought in his heart, if he is really like the Batman of this universe and can talk better than the Joker, then this blindness method will not work.

When Alfred brought the afternoon tea, they finally got back to the topic - discussing whether Tim could have a third cookie.

Batman stood on the opposite side. He said: "I hope you restrain yourself not to abuse you, but if you maintain this habit in real life, you will let out a scream in the middle of the night and wake up the entire manor. Everyone, and when we were equipped with all the equipment to fight against the invasion, we lay on the bed and covered our faces and said you have a toothache. "

"Oh my god, I haven't done that in that universe, have I?" Tim's attention was indeed attracted, and he said, "It's hard to imagine what a hellishly embarrassing scene this is."

Then he secretly glanced at Batman's face and felt that if his life was so colorful, maybe he might not be just a cold and cruel judge as he thought. At least he wouldn't kill him. Does it hurt, Tim?

Of course, Schiller saw what Tim was thinking. He just cursed in his heart. This Batman's life is much more colorful than you think - thanks to you in another universe.

"I think you can eat another piece." Deadpool stood in the square and said: "I think you must know that this is the world of building blocks, so eating one more piece is okay, but in the real world you will have a toothache because it is three blocks. Something that a 20-year-old child can think clearly.”

"So, you can eat sweets here until you vomit. This will satisfy your long-suppressed desires. Maybe you won't want to eat them as much when you go out."

Tim's eyes lit up. He reached out and gave Deadpool a high-five, gestured to him and said, "I knew you were also a psychology expert!"

Now the two votes were tied, and everyone looked at Schiller. Schiller took a look at the cookies made of building blocks, and recalled the scene where Alfred took a sugar jar as big as his head and poured a lethal amount of sugar into the raw materials. He couldn't control himself and showed a disgusted expression.

"Woohoo!" Tim stuffed the cookie into his mouth, chewing and saying, "Since you don't want to eat it, then I'll eat it!"

Batman just shook his head and handed him the untouched coffee in front of him. Tim just choked, picked up the cup and drank a whole cup of coffee, and breathed a sigh of relief.

Then, he made a move that shocked everyone - Tim threw himself directly into Batman's arms and gave him a hug, "Thank you! Love you the most, Dad!"

With a whoosh, Batman appeared five meters away, tightly wrapped in a long cloak, with an expression on his face that could probably be described as "this world is probably crazy."

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