The days of being a spiritual mentor in Meiman

If it is said that the main universe Batman and his Robins have never had a warm moment, it must be the biggest misunderstanding of their malice.

In fact, the main universe Bat family has had many good times, and each of them has had a warm time with Batman.

Batman once carried the injured Dick back to the Batmobile, and stayed by his bed when the moonlight was all over the room. When Jason came back late, he sat on the sofa and waited for the tall figure to come in. The two of them were quietly doing their own things in the dark. He discussed a report with Tim in the Wayne Group's office until he fell asleep on the table with some sleepiness, and sat aside and watched quietly while Damian sorted out his equipment.

Of course, there are also Barbara, Duke and Cassandra. Although the main universe Batman did not have much intersection with them at this time, they were never tense and tit-for-tat when they got along privately.

No one can be aggressive at every moment in life. As long as you are a person, you will always be tired and need quiet relief.

Batman always appears to be particularly silent at such moments, but he is neither fierce nor indifferent. He accepts the bustling world around him, and the world also accepts his silence.

If Batman is compared to a long winter, then when he crashes into the warm spring, although there are words like "chilly spring" to remind travelers that these days are not easy, spring always brings hope.

But the only thing, or rather, what is always unacceptable is overly intimate physical contact and some less mature ways of expressing emotions.

The way he and the children express their emotions to each other is always very mature and restrained. Batman thinks that it is because these children are too precocious. Since they are not flowers that grow carefully under the care of their parents, and he is not a bright sun, there is no need to ask them to open up to a high wall.

But sometimes, when he sees Superman and Diana can joke with them enthusiastically, and even put their arms around their shoulders and pat their backs, Batman can hardly tell what he is thinking at that time.

The only thing Batman didn't envy Bruce about this was that he could see that the kids' feelings for this bastard teenager were not admiration, but more like they had suddenly found a like-minded playmate. The kids never took Bruce as their elder.

Batman still felt that he was the elder of the Robins. He felt that he needed some of the dignity of an elder, but he also occasionally thought about how to express the closeness of an elder.

He had seriously imagined how shocked each of the Robins would be when he took the initiative to approach them. That scene was too real, almost appearing in front of Batman, so there was no need to try it in reality.

But he had never imagined how he should react if the Robins took the initiative to approach him.

This was the disadvantage of not thinking too much. Batman felt regretful before he even jumped one meter, but unfortunately, inertia was the greatest force in the world, both physically and emotionally.

Standing still and pulling the cape, Batman really didn't want to show such an obvious self-protection posture in front of a psychiatrist, but all this was his instinctive reaction.

He stood there in shock at first, because Robin's behavior was beyond his previous understanding, but the shock program dissipated in less than 0.1 seconds, because this was not his Robin, so he could do anything.

Batman realized that he was now facing a terrible situation - a child hugged him, said he loved him the most, thanked him, and then he ran away.

Please, Batman's hands were almost clasped together in his cloak, and he wanted to pray to God, please, please, please don't cry.

When Batman dodged, Robin's expression was also shocked, because he really didn't expect Batman to hide, it was just a thank you hug.

He and Bruce often did this, even when they parted at the door of the company. Bruce often drove him to a place, and when he got off the car, he would give Bruce a big hug and say that he would always be his favorite dad.

This is very important, because he is almost the only one in the Bat family who has two dads. Bruce occasionally gets jealous because of this, and Tim has to always emphasize to him that he is the one he loves the most, which has almost become his catchphrase.

Bruce would hug him with a happy expression, touch his head, pat his back, and then stand in front of the car door, staring at his back until he completely disappeared.

So when he threw himself on the chair and realized that he had missed, he was almost in tears due to embarrassment and grievance.

Yes, this is not the Batman of his universe, but can't he be a little more polite? Even if he made a joke calmly and emphasized this point, how could he just avoid it?

As expected, Batman saw a tearful Robin head.

Unfortunately, the cylindrical head of the Lego man is too good at making expressions. If it is placed on a real person's face, it would probably just flash some tears and would not be easy to notice, but in a cartoon expression, it would really be tearful.

Batman began to frantically signal Schiller with his eyes. As a psychologist, he should speak up, he has the responsibility to speak up, and for the sake of the consultation fee, he has to speak up.

Schiller is counting his building block bills.

In reality, it takes a long time to count the money in a box, but the number of small building blocks that can be packed in a box is limited. Schiller counted them over and over, and felt that if they were gold bars, they would be interesting, but if they were banknotes, they would be a bit too little, even if they were regarded as The collections all looked shabby.

When he put down the money, he made an expression as if he had just discovered this unprovoked farce.

But it's a pity that he is not Dr. Schiller. He can't say anything to give these two people a step down at the same time. The pitiful reward he received also prevents him from having such a great subjective initiative to defeat the two people in just a few seconds. Let the atmosphere return to normal.

So he supported his head with his hands, looking like he was watching a good show.

The two were in a stalemate for about a second, and Schiller knew that this game was unsolvable.

He had no choice but to face Batman and point to the lower part of his cylindrical head, meaning "Trivia, you have a long mouth."

In the past, Batman basically would not consider this possibility, because this is not a matter that can be solved through excuses. When it comes to comfort, the few words he squeezed out were obviously impossible to meet the requirements of this enthusiastic child. He went here The food I ate was too sweet, and even a cup of coffee with sugar was still bitter.

But for some reason, Batman seemed to find it easier to open his mouth today. He sighed and said, "Sorry, Tim, I'm not used to hugs."

Too pale, too weak, Batman said to himself in his heart, this can't even fool the Tim in his own universe, let alone this child who grew up in a honey pot.

But unexpectedly, Tim retracted his hand. He wiped his eyes and said, "So that's it. I thought you hated me. I just thought about it carefully and it seems that I didn't do anything to irritate you. So you rarely hug others?"

Batman can't answer this question. As a prodigal in love, how can he lack hugs in his life? He can embrace them because he knows they are not sincere and are more like clinking red wine glasses.

But he couldn't hug his child with the same attitude, because the person hugging him must be a stove full of love, a hot honey soup.

"Oh my god, it seems like you rarely hug people." Robin seemed to see what Batman was thinking. He was very surprised and said: "You haven't even hugged Clark???"

"Why Clark?" Batman was stunned by his question.

"Because Superman is your friend, enemy, and comrade at the same time..."

"Stop." Batman interrupted: "That doesn't mean I want to hug him. He is a Kryptonian and he is very dangerous."

"If you don't hug him, he is also a Kryptonian and very dangerous."

Batman was speechless.

"But if you hug him, maybe he will forget that he is a Kryptonian and is not so dangerous?" Robin laughed again and said, "Bruce told me this, his hug can cool down the sun. , so that the big guy will not be burned to death by his enthusiasm."

Batman was silent, but for some reason, he still asked in a strange way: "What else did he say?"

Robin sat down again, and Alfred replaced the coffee in front of him with milk. He held the cup and sipped it, "He told us a long time ago that he is not a very enthusiastic person. Of course, I’m much more enthusiastic than you, but sometimes I’m shy and don’t want to respond.”

"But he told us that such a person also has advantages. No one wants to be stopped by the rain on the way home, but if there is a fire, the firefighters must be looking forward to a cold rain. If you look forward to it, your life will not be in vain.”

When he heard the last sentence, Batman seemed a little moved, but his cartoon expression also showed his shortcomings, that is, he could hardly show any micro-expressions, and Batman's slight changes in expression were naturally noticed. The appointment is gone.

"Then you should make more money for him." Schiller winked at Tim and said, "He has assumed the responsibility of your psychiatrist and done a good job."

"Oh, of course." Tim became proud again and said: "I have always been in charge of Wayne Company. Last year's income was quite good. For this reason, I became a strong competitor for the last cookie on the table. , Cassandra has to go to the back.”

"What about you?" Schiller looked at Deadpool, who had been eating snacks silently, and said, "I thought you would fill every place with dialog boxes, eager to insert yourself into every topic to find your own presence. "

"It's like that in my own universe." Deadpool puffed up his cheeks and shrugged. "But I will be very cautious in expressing my opinions on the Bat Family. They have too many fans and are very powerful in combat. I don't want to be in the world." There was an uproar in the media.”

"You are quite self-aware." Schiller also threw a piece of popcorn into his mouth and said.

Then finally, they finally started talking about business.