The days of being a spiritual mentor in Meiman

The main universe Batman actually discovered before that although the Batmen are generally the same, there are still some differences in details, such as different ages, different temperaments, and many different looks.

The main universe Batman classifies all the Batmen's looks into several categories. The first category is almost exactly the same as himself, the second category is supposed to look the same as himself, but slightly different because of age, the third category is supposed to look the same as himself, but the temperament is not quite the same, and the fourth category is not similar at all.

That bastard belongs to the combination of the second and third categories, that is, theoretically, they should look exactly the same, but because of different ages and temperaments, they do not look alike.

Regarding Bruce's age, the main universe Batman actually found a problem. In the past few years, he did not look old. He suspected that this might be because Bruce had obtained a mysterious power that made his appearance always stay in his twenties.

Of course, it may also be because this guy looks like an unlearned second-rate person no matter how old he is, so people feel that he is very young.

At this time, the other Batman who was talking happily with the Wayne couple belonged to the third category, that is, he actually looked exactly the same as the main universe Batman, but because of the huge difference in temperament, they didn't look much alike.

The biggest difference in temperament was that this guy was a little sunny, and he was not crazy like Bruce, but a very normal and healthy sunshine.

How far did it go? When the main universe Batman stood next to him, he always felt that he was wrong.

The last person who made him feel this way was the newly debuted Superman. Note that it was the young man from a small town who had just debuted. Later, he was still a little short of the God of the World. Years of working as a reporter in a big city made him lack a little simplicity.

But at this moment, the main universe Batman saw this kind of temperament in a Batman who was positive, simple, simple, transparent and open-minded. He saw the same temperament in Tim, so he thought this might be their adoptive father.

It is a magical feeling to look in the mirror with another person who is exactly the same as you, especially when that person obviously looks the same as you, but is completely different in every aspect.

It was hard for the main universe Batman to not observe him.

The guy who looked exactly like him, whom the main universe Batman now called Sunshine Batman, showed a sunny smile that was completely worthy of his code name.

It was not Bruce's slightly bad laugh, nor was it the pretentious laugh of the building block Batman, but a very normal, even nostalgic and warm smile.

"That was a long time ago." He said, "I was hiding in my bedroom at the time. Alfred said he made my favorite cookies, but I was so depressed that I didn't want to move at all, so he opened the door and put cookies and milk at my bedside."

"I slept for more than ten hours. When I got up, my stomach hurt as if it was going to swallow itself, but I found that the milk was still warm. Alfred must have been watching over me."

"I know he is old and can't stay up all night like this. In order to reassure him, I ate cookies and sandwiches, drank a large glass of milk, and pushed him back to his room."

"When I returned to bed, I found that I couldn't sleep. Then I sat there sorting out your belongings, which took about half the night, and put them all in a box. "

"The next morning, I drank a cup of strong tea and went to your funeral. The host skipped the viewing of the remains. I guess Alfred was afraid of scaring me."

"But then he found a psychiatrist for me, and in the following years, I had to fill out a form almost every two months. Fortunately, I passed all the assessments."

The nostalgic look on the face of this Batman became stronger and stronger, and almost all Batmen would not miss anything. There was almost nothing worth remembering in their first half of their lives.

But when this Batman showed a nostalgic look, the other Batmen suddenly understood what he was remembering.

"The first child I adopted was named Dick. He came from a gymnastics family. Some bad things happened to him, but when he first came to Wayne Manor, I will never forget the surprised, terrified, and slightly suspicious expression on his face."

"He seemed to be wondering if he was dreaming. The only thing I regret is that I didn't record this, otherwise I could show it to him every time I caught him running around the manor."

"Once he found the box and opened it. I just walked in at that time. He showed that expression again, as if he had made some mistakes, but I knew he didn't, because it was not something that could not be mentioned. I would never teach my children that death is a taboo."

The main universe Batman tightened his hand slightly, but he didn't hold anything in his hand. The moment his fingertips touched the palm of his hand, he bounced back as if he was electrocuted.

"We looked at the photos in the box together. I told him about the time I spent with you. Although it was not long, there were still many good memories. Then he told me his."

"We don't mind that the other person has very little to say. When I see him sitting on the bed holding a box, I always seem to see myself back then. There are biscuits and warm food on the bedside. With milk, he can sleep for more than ten hours."

Sitting at the table, the Waynes listened quietly, seeming to make up for the missing decades in their children's lives. The other Batman seemed to be doing their own thing, but if their pointy ears were really If they have hearing, they must be erect higher than the other, because they have more to make up for.

“The second child I adopted was a troublemaker who stole the tires from my Batmobile, so evident in his passion and talent that I call his ensuing disaster the jealousy of God. "

"We were going through a disaster together, and we were not doing well at that time. When he was depressed, he would fall asleep, not eat, and then wake up and be super cranky and smash everything to pieces."

"When the drug was not taking effect, he would have nightmares, wake up, and lie on the edge of the bed and vomit, even though he couldn't vomit anything. When the drug was taking effect, he would sit by the window in confusion. , as if unable to think at all.”

"This situation lasted for half a year. I'm glad that the group didn't have any very urgent work, and Batman is a freelancer. I took half a year's leave, and there was no big trouble. Dick helped me share the trivial work, that That's when I realized he had grown up."

"Then Jason gradually got better. Frequent psychotherapy and drug control, even twice a day, took effect. His sanity began to gradually return. I felt that the communication with Dick was very effective, so I showed him took your photos.”

"But unfortunately, he still behaves very confused. It seems that parents are a very foreign concept to him, and he has no real sense of the details of the relationship between parents and children that I mentioned."

"I realized it was a problem, so I set out to do it. I restored the play area in the garden that had been neglected for more than ten years, making a swing out of tires and burying the brackets for the uneven bars like Thomas had done for me. In the dirt, make seesaws and slides.”

"Jason seemed surprised when he saw all this. He felt embarrassed, panicked and in disbelief. Then he told me that he was long past the age of playing with these things."

"But he didn't refuse." Batman laughed and said, "Because he just likes tires, even if he is sitting on them and swinging around."

"We spent a lot of boring time there. He sat on the tire and dangled on the rope. I sat in the sand pit, writing and drawing with branches and talking about some interesting chemical reactions. Dick used his gymnastics expert to With his amazing balance, he jumped steadily from the tree to the uneven bars.”

"It was like this every afternoon, until the weather turned gloomy, started to rain, and was muggy and hot. We would go back to the pavilion in the garden and have afternoon tea prepared by Alfred."

"Of course, there was also a little guy I would never have expected, Old Drake's son. He discovered my identity and quickly joined our gang, squatting in the sand pit with me."

"I always feel that he is the one who is most like me. His father always complains to me that he gave birth to a son for the Wayne family. I won't say it, but I snicker in my heart every time."

"Because if I have one more, he will have one less. If Tim uses his energy on Wayne Group's business on Drake Group, Wayne Group will have a terrible competitor."

"Of course, I'm just talking about sons. When it comes to daughters, the one I value most is Cassandra. She is the most skilled among all the people, and she is also the girl I admire the most. She is like a superwoman."

"But maybe this is what father and daughter are like. If I met her earlier, she would definitely be the sweetheart who understands me best. But now it's a bit embarrassing. She has some little secrets of her own that she doesn't want to tell me, and I can't always go there. I just hope that one day I won’t be surprised by the bad news that she is in love.”

"I also have to mention Barbara, but she is too independent, and her father also taught her very well. Many times she will play the role of the hostess in the Bat-family, which is a little more reliable than Catwoman, at least. Never taught anyone pickpocketing skills.”

"And the sports boy Duke, after he came, we could finally have ball games in the backyard, but unfortunately, Damian also came later, and I had to stop all competitive sports, otherwise he would have to play Until he wins."

"Damian really looks like his mother 80%, and the remaining 20% ​​looks like his grandfather. Every time I meet Thalia, I complain. I admit that I have not paid her child support, but this is also That’s not why she asked Damian to demolish Wayne Manor.”

"When I first met Damian, I thought I would finally have a chance to raise a real child instead of a half-grown teenager, but alas, four-year-old Damian's grammar is better than mine."

Batman kept talking for a long time, no one interrupted him, and the atmosphere in the cave was so quiet.

No Batman looked here, and no one showed much concern. They suddenly became busy, as if there was some problem of the century that had to be solved at this time. If they were really doing academic work in this atmosphere, after a while It's enough for them to master controllable nuclear fusion.

But they all knew whether they were thinking about the topics they had thought about in the past. At least the Batman in the main universe knew that he had just been thinking about where he had put the relics of his parents that he had sorted out many years ago.

Even if he came to his senses now, he just felt a little funny - "Protecting a Batman like this? Me?"