The days of being a spiritual mentor in Meiman

What was very inappropriate was that in this situation, the only one who dared to speak was that bastard.

"That's great." They heard him say: "It sounds like you are not very busy at work. You have so much time to spend with your children. I am more unlucky. I have multiple jobs. Those little bastards have long been herding sheep."

Batman raised his eyebrows and said, "How many children do you have? Judging from your age, Tim shouldn't be here yet, right?"

"No Damian," Bruce replied, "but Dick, Jason and Tim are all here."

Batman was obviously surprised and said, "Are you serious? How old are you?"

"I have an eye for good looks." Bruce said proudly, "You won't believe me when I say I'm under 30, but I think this is a very subjective thing. In order to achieve the achievement of graduating with a doctorate before the age of 30, , I will tentatively say I am 29 years old.”

He spoke crazily and was a bit inconsistent, but Batman was still very interested in him. He said: "It is true that you look very young. I guess you will do some maintenance, but I can't accept what Thalia said. Maybe an older person can be more dignified about lying down on an operating bed, right?"

"Maybe." Bruce nodded and said, "Ever since these bastards entered high school, they don't think of me as their father. Last time, Dick even asked me for relationship advice."

Batman's eyes widened immediately. He leaned over and asked, "Dick from your universe is in love? Who is it with?"

"A female magician." Bruce recalled: "What is your name Rachel?"

"It's not Barbara?"

"Unfortunately, the Barbara of our universe hasn't been born yet." Bruce said, "Gordon has just gotten his girlfriend back. I think it's still early for them."

Batman was obviously very surprised. He said: "You mean in your universe, Oracle could be the youngest child? ... God, she would be your best sweetheart."

"I don't think so. I have a daughter who, how should I put it, has not been close to Sweetheart since she was a child." Bruce shook his head, sighed and said, "Her name is Aisha, and you may also meet her later. "

Batman's eyes lit up and he leaned closer and said, "Really? You have a daughter? A biological daughter?"

"We couldn't kiss her any more...Don't ask me who her mother is, just think of her as Selina." Bruce stopped Batman's words.

"Do you have any photos?"

Bruce took out his mobile phone and started to look through it. In fact, he didn't need to look through it very much. He basically had photos of Selena and Aisha in his hand.

"Wow." Batman exclaimed sincerely, and all the Batman couldn't help but look over.

Elsa and Bruce were cut from the same mold, especially when she grew up a little bit. They looked exactly the same, and no one believed her even if they said she wasn't Bruce's son.

"It seems that we will welcome a heroine soon." Batman smiled and said, "I hope it's not a shocking thief."

"Theft is still a bit too complicated for her."

"Yes, after all, she is still so young."

"...I mean she has a more direct method." Bruce thought for a while and said, "If you meet her in the future, remember to prepare more armor."

The other Batmans just thought he was talking crazy things again, but the main universe Batman remembered for no reason the teeth marks on his Robins' equipment and armors that didn't look particularly friendly.

"Just now you seemed to have mentioned graduating with a Ph.D.?" Batman looked a little interested. He said, "What major are you studying, and you haven't graduated yet? I remember I had two Ph.D.s when I was 18 years old."

"That's different." Bruce waved his hand and said, "My major is more..."

"...Relatively ordinary." The main universe Batman didn't know when he touched the side along the shadow and opened his mouth, "It's just psychology."

Bruce narrowed his eyes slightly and said, "Do you have a PhD in psychology?"

"You don't have one?" Batman from the main universe asked.

"I...of course it will be soon."

"How long will it be delayed this time?"

"That's not Yanbi!" Bruce almost jumped up. He raised his voice and said, "Some small mistakes in class calculations!"

"A whole year of mistakes?"

"Batman, do you want to fight?!"

Batman of the main universe withdrew his gaze and said, "It seems you haven't realized the crisis you are facing now - how long do you think it will be until your Robin can read the doctorate?"

Bruce's movements paused, and Batman next to him was also calculating for him. He said, "Dick doesn't seem to like reading very much. There is a high probability that he will not study for a doctorate."

"But it's hard to say for Jason. Although he is not very impatient to go to school, if he has time, he might also study for a doctorate in literature and history. Tim must have a high degree, maybe in finance and Double PhD in Management.”

"It's four years for university, three years for master's degree, and three years for doctorate. I think they will probably graduate with doctorate at the age of 27 or 28. After all, the academic results in these two majors are always easy to achieve. Did you just say that you are 29 years old?"

"I'm only tentatively 29! But I could also be 28 or 27, and even if I say I'm 22 now, will anyone not believe it?"

The two Batmans looked at him at the same time. The main universe Batman clicked his tongue, and the other one shook his head.

"You don't realize that a person who has a doctorate cannot lie that he is still an undergraduate." The main universe Batman pointed out, "The exhaustion from academic pressure will completely distinguish you from the innocent college students."

Bruce slammed the table, and the two building block figures sitting on the table immediately shouted, "Hey, don't be like this, Bruce, this is a normal life experience, don't have any age anxiety, isn't it normal even if you graduate with a doctorate at the age of 30?"

"The biggest problem is that he is more than 30 years old." The main universe Batman said sinisterly: "Another disadvantage of not changing your appearance is that even if you are 50 now, no one will know."

Other Batmen immediately cast surprised eyes.

"I'm not that old!"

"But you're always pretending to be young." The main universe Batman said: "I have to say, your professor shouldn't be worried about his doctoral thesis at your age, right?"

Bruce gritted his teeth and took a breath. He sighed, crossed his arms and looked at the main universe Batman and said: "It seems that you are very idle recently. Do you need me to help you find some more trouble?"

"Don't get me wrong." The main universe Batman said: "I just don't trust magic as always."

"It looks like you are old acquaintances." The sunny Batman smiled and said: "Can you tell me? I also want to know about the situation in the multiverse."

"This is a long story..."

"Let me talk first!" Bruce glared at the main universe Batman and said: "I'm best at making long stories short."

"Then go on." The main universe Batman raised his chin.

Bruce cleared his throat, and all Batman's attention was attracted to him.

"The multiverse has been - nothing has happened recently! Dismissed!"

Bruce raised his arm, sighed, and seemed to turn around and leave, but no Batman looked away.

"Why are you looking at me like that? I'm telling the truth!"

"How do you know?" asked one of the Batmen.

"I'm the president of the largest dark group in the multiverse, don't I know?" Bruce leaned on the table next to him again, propped up his face with his hands and said, "There haven't been any projects to invade the multiverse recently, so there's nothing going on, right?"

"What about heaven?" asked the main universe Batman.

"Same old story." Bruce rolled his eyes and said, "Angels are losing their hair, God is missing, bathing is forbidden in the holy spring, and nesting is forbidden in Eden."

Finding that Bruce was talking nonsense again, the main universe Batman interrupted him and asked, "Have you found your own universe in the copy? Are you sure it can cope with the invasion now?"

Speaking of this, Bruce began to sigh again. He said, "This is related to my doctoral thesis, but you are right, the academic pressure makes me feel very tired..."

"You only have one chance to tell the truth." The main universe Batman was not fooled by him at all , he said: "I will only give you one piece of advice, and someone paid a lot for it."

Bruce raised his eyebrows and rolled his eyes, as if he guessed who it was, so he said: "Okay, it does require a little cooperation from you. I have an immature plan, and you will know when the time comes."

"Since it is not mature, let it mature quickly." The main universe Batman said: "Otherwise, your doctorate will never mature."

Bruce muttered something, but still shook his head and left resignedly, as if he was going to rush to finish his thesis. The main universe Batman looked at his figure and shook his head.

Batman came over, nudged the main universe Batman with his elbow, and said, "What do you do with these building blocks you brought back? Let me make it clear first, I won't use this to build a house."

"We have professionals." The main universe Batman looked at the building block man on the table. Building block Batman felt a chill on his back when he looked at him. He took two steps back and said, "What do you want to do?"

"You should be a master of assembly, right?"

Building block Batman was confused by this sudden and straightforward compliment. He said, "I guess so. Without being modest, I should be the best in the universe."

"Very good." The main universe Batman looked around and asked, "Who else is good at building blocks?"

Except for Sunshine Batman, no one answered. Obviously, most Batmen don't have the leisure time.

"Then you two will be in charge." The main universe Batman looked at them and said, then he looked at the Waynes and continued, "Please go back and continue to produce parts. The portal will be kept for a while, which should be enough to transport all the parts."

"Where are the architectural drawings?" A Batman asked.

"Leave it to you." The main universe Batman looked at the building block Batman.

"Leave it to you."

The building block clown standing in the hamster cage only saw Schiller's expectant eyes in a row above his head.

This time, there will be some daily routines in the middle of each copy of the fighting world, so as not to tire the author and the reader to death

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