The Death Knell

Just when the man and woman were full of beautiful visions for the future and planned to adopt a child and raise him to form a trio of bank robbers, a streak of fire flashed in the sky not far away.

Something, maybe a meteorite, with a long flame tail, fell into the rice field hundreds of meters away. The dirt splashed up dozens of meters high, and the loud roar made the small truck tremble.

"Is it a meteorite?" The woman put away the case and looked at the tail cloud that had not dispersed in the sky.

The man nodded and the car slowly slowed down: "It should be. Do you want to go and have a look? Maybe the meteorites can be sold for money."

So the two got out of the car. The woman took out two Uzi submachine guns from under the seat, and the man took out an AK74 from the roof of the car. Although the money was good, they had seen a lot of aliens in the movies. In the story, it is also a normal idea to take a gun to defend yourself.

They walked through the wheat fields. From a high altitude, it looked like Moses parted the sea. The ripe wheat was separated by them and fell to both sides.

However, a few minutes later, they did not see any meteorites. In the middle of the burnt crop circle was a large metal object that they had never seen before.

The thing was about two meters long and one meter wide. It was banana-shaped, black and red in color, and looked a bit like a curved wing. It was emitting wisps of heat.

The man's eyes widened, and he looked up at the sky, as if he was looking for something: "It seems that a giant alien flew by just now, and he pulled such a big lump above the earth!"

The woman shook her head. She moved closer to the thing and tapped it with the muzzle of the gun, making a crisp sound.

"No, honey, it's an alien spaceship, maybe an escape pod, you know, that's what they do in the movies."

"So, is there someone in this piece of metal shit?" The man pulled the bolt of the gun and increased his vigilance: "Back off, honey, I'll handle it. Aliens like to stick probes into human anus, I won't Let them touch you.”

The woman nodded excitedly and was about to retreat, but her tapping on the spaceship just now may have triggered some switch. The shit-like spaceship opened like a pod, revealing the alien inside.

It was a baby, whose whole body looked like it was rotten, looking at them waving their hands and feet and making dirty noises.

In the next second, the couple was vomiting wildly. They could easily kill the pregnant bank security guard, or hang the elderly depositor in front of them to stop the bullet. But the moment they saw the baby, they couldn't resist the disgusting feeling, and an indescribable terror swept through their minds.

"Wow! Ugh... so disgusting, God, my sin! Why do you let me see this kind of monster to punish me?!" The man looked like he was crazy, raised his automatic rifle and fired into the sky to vent his anger. with inner emotions.

The woman pinched her neck to prevent vomit from coming up from her esophagus. Her eyes were filled with tears and she could only repeat the name of God back and forth.

The baby let out a mean laugh, as if he was happy that they were vomiting to death: "Gah?"

This strange laughter woke the two of them up, and the couple gradually calmed down. After a while, they looked at each other, and suddenly they seemed to have discovered a new world.

"Dear, do you think we can adopt this child?" The woman smiled and looked at the child very kindly.

The man also smiled. He shouldered the automatic rifle and bent down to pick up the child from the aircraft: "Why not? He was born to rob banks. As long as he is around, we won't have to shoot anymore." .”

"Yes, the security guards and the police will lose their mobility when they see his face, thank God, this is his gift to us." The woman took off her coat and wrapped the child, and he noticed the alien baby He was previously covered with a red cloak, and there was a black letter D on the cloak.

The man drove the truck, ditched the tractor and pulled the aircraft back to the farm where it was hidden. The Wilsons' apparent identities were a pair of farmers growing corn in Kansas.

They named the child Clark Wilson.

And this child lived up to expectations. He had mastered all the skills needed to rob a bank at the age of three, was good at using various weapons and explosives at the age of four, and could kill people at the age of five.

At the same time, as an alien, he also showed super powers, that is, he has super self-healing ability and will not die no matter what.

Unfortunately, "Die Hard 3" was released later, and their family imitated the villain in the movie and robbed the Federal Reserve Bank of the United States. However, maybe all humans will vomit when they see Clark's appearance, but the FBI, who were well prepared, trained a group of orangutans and taught them to shoot.

When the family sneaked into the bank vault through the sewers, the orangutans who had been ambushing them shot at the three people from above. Unfortunately, the man was beaten into a hornet's nest by the police, leaving only the orphans and widowed mother to escape and depend on each other.

My mother is getting older and was seriously injured in the last operation. She will no longer be able to return to her old profession.

Clark found his escape pod from the barn, changed the cape into a red and black tights, and named himself Deadpool.

In order to support his family, he chose to go to a big city to be a mercenary...

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"I believed your evil deeds!"

Behind a big tree not far away, Su Ming hit Wade on the head with his fist. The two of them had been using their time belts to peek at the family's changes, constantly jumping the timeline in years, and finally saw this paragraph. Experience, he asked angrily:

"Is this your origin story?"

"That's right!" Wade nodded innocently. He pointed at another Deadpool who was carrying several long guns and went to hitchhike on the roadside: "I think it's very touching to become a mercenary in order to honor my mother."

"Haha, your mother's name is Martha too?"

The corner of Su Ming's mouth twitched. After all, this is a Superman story, right? This is just that Deadpool is not a Kryptonian. The planet he escaped from is called the Death Star, and his family is called the Death Family.

Well, not only Superman stories, but also Star Wars. How can there be a naturally existing planet called the Death Star? And there are also shadows of Planet of the Apes and Brave Island...

"She never said her name from beginning to end. It's such a great maternal love." Wade tilted his head and took out a handkerchief to blow his nose, looking very touched: "Then let's call her Martha, it's a good name."

"Don't you think it's a little strange to name your mother?" Su Ming rubbed his face: "Only parents name their children, how can it be the other way around?"

To be honest, this origin story is a bit too casual, right? After copying it, the changes were too subtle.

And doesn’t Wade feel disgusted when he blows his nose through the mask?

Unexpectedly, Wade thought about it seriously. He nodded and reached out to help himself and Su Ming adjust the settings of the space-time belt: "You are right, mercenaries like me should be orphans, so that they appear dark. It has developed enough to make me as ruthless and cold as I am today, I thought about it!"

After saying that, without waiting for Su Ming to express his objection, he tapped the black and red button on his belt, and the two of them disappeared again.