The Death Knell

"You're right, our world is quite evil."

A month later, Monaco, whose beard was still neatly trimmed, said this to Deathstroke.

The rainforest is like an endless green nightmare. Even though the undead army has been sweeping in one direction endlessly for a month, they still have not seen the end of the forest.

It seems that the entire plane is covered with rainforests and mountains, and you will never be able to get out of it.

However, the condition of a few people is pretty good. After all, the magic floating cloak can come and go freely, and supplies can be continuously delivered to Deathstroke. At least the basic living conditions can be guaranteed, but the spirit is a little tired.

Can you not be tired? Every day is just about fighting monsters, eating, and sleeping, just like workers on the assembly line, repeating boring tasks every day.

Today, we found another tribe on the way, so everyone got off the sedan to do some exercise. However, when everyone got closer to the tribe and saw what was in the tribe, Monaco said what he had said before.

Because there is a huge statue of a god among this huge tribe, and many savages are preparing for the completion of the statue.

Perhaps these people can no longer be called savages. Apart from being unshaven and wearing animal skins, they are completely different from the original savages.

They have exquisite carving skills, perfect agricultural and animal husbandry sites, and they even speak English.

The buildings in the village can be considered houses. At least they have walls made of mud and doors and windows made of wood.

The statue has been completed. Although it is not as tall as the giant trees in the surrounding forest, it is still about thirty meters tall. It uses the same craftsmanship as the pyramid.

Deathstroke and his party happened to catch up with the completion ceremony. Thousands of people worshiped and danced around the giant statue, and placed the meat and food as sacrifices on the altar under the statue. An old man wearing a white bone crown was standing on a high platform and talking about something, which was probably nonsense that taught people to worship gods more.

But these are not the key. The key is that both Su Ming and Monaco know this statue.

If you couldn't tell it at first, it became easy to spot when the tribal people painted it red and black during the completion ceremony.

This is a statue of Deadpool.

It was him who stuck his middle finger into the monster's head with one hand and pointed to the sky, while the other hand was holding a half-faced statue licking ice cream.

There is no doubt that Deadpool is worshiped as a god in this tribe.

An ancient god? I always feel like something is not quite right, but it also seems like it should be natural. After all, Wade does look like an 'ancient god', and he is a particularly cruel type.

Su Ming was silent. He let Hangsha take off the lower half of his mask, took out a cigarette, lit it, took a deep breath, and then exhaled slowly.

"Uh...Wade, you're playing with the timeline again, Fake Oil."

At this moment, a black and yellow figure slipped out from the trees nearby, dancing like a moonwalk. I don't know how he slid on the soft and rotten ground like the jungle. He was still in front of Su Ming. It spun a few times like a top.

"Many people have tried to beat me, but I have refused. After all, I am the man they will never get. But for you, cousin, just pay. Do it hard! Don't feel pity for my tender anus. I!"

As he spoke, Wade raised his butt and twisted it, turned his head and squeezed his eyes, his red and black mask expressively showing a lewd expression.

"The Godslayer, the pipe unclogger."

Su Ming just threw away the cigarette butt and took out the weapon from his pocket.

Accompanied by golden light and thunder and lightning, a scream was heard in the rain forest. Many pterosaurs and primitive birds were frightened, flapping their wings and flying into the sky with strange screams.

.....................

"Cousin, can you use the uncharged sword next time?" Wade changed his pants on the spot. There was a big hole in his black underwear with a strawberry pattern printed on it, and he threw it aside casually: "Look Come, you have found my secret base, okay, I show my cards, I am actually a god, this is my kingdom of God on earth, I like to come here to play "God is Crazy" in my spare time."

"Speak humanly." Su Ming slashed a few living corpses with a machete and used them as cleaning weapons.

"This is a long story. Do you really want to hear it?"

Wade tilted his head and pointed in the direction of the tribe. The savages were not aware of what was happening here because they were also cheering for the completion of the statue. Moreover, he just wanted to say and went on without waiting for Deathstroke's answer.

"I'm afraid this starts before the first war of the gods. I don't know if the audience wants to hear it. Will the editors cut my dialog box? Let me tell you, I once said There were so many words, but the space was limited and the dialog box couldn’t fit them, so the editor replaced those words with ellipses. He didn’t ask me what I thought at all. Are you angry? Don’t I have human rights? Isn’t this true for everyone? Do you have a free America? I..."

"Keep it short, otherwise your penis will be as short as your words are."

Su Ming glanced at him and waved to Monaco and the others to move away first and give them some space. Maybe the scene would be bloody and extremely cruel in a while.

In fact, it goes without saying that Monaco was already planning to run away. He was very familiar with Deadpool. When they first met this psychotic man, he was doing a TV broadcast on a typhoon day in front of his house. There was no cameraman. .

Wade was interrupted. He swallowed and swallowed his endless nonsense.

My cousin is too dark and his weakness has been discovered!

He calculated on his fingers. If ten centimeters were cruelly cut off from his vagina, wouldn't there be only eighteen centimeters left?

That really doesn't matter.

Eighteen minus ten equals eighteen. This calculation is valid for those with self-healing ability.

His body tissues and organs are like leeks. Even if they are cut frequently, they cannot be cut completely. If it were not for the cancer cells in his meat, Wade would have opened a butcher shop to sell his own meat.

How many kilograms of meat is there in a pig? His meat is endless! As long as he has enough money, he can sell anything.

The key is that the place where Deathstroke threatened to cut was too painful for any man, and Wade was a little afraid of pain.

"I adopted them in ancient times."

So he gave the answer in the most concise language. Now my cousin has no excuse to hurt himself, right?

"Pfft."

Wade lowered his head, and the familiar owl dagger stabbed his belly again.

Deadpool sighed, pulled out the dagger and gave it back to his cousin. He turned to look at the sky blocked by the dense canopy of trees and said to the invisible audience.

"It's all because I'm too naive. I forgot that he's from DC and often haunts the dark alleys of Gotham. People in that city are sick, and there's always a tried-and-true excuse of 'my hand slipped.' ..."

"I don't want to fool you by making you brief. You must at least explain things clearly." Su Ming put away the dagger, and the God Killer in his hand began to change into various shapes: "You said you said something serious from the time you appeared until now. What?"

"It's my fault, but I'm so cute, no one will blame me except you." Wade knocked his head, shook his head and pretended to be stupid: "I once used a belt to go there a long time ago, when The ancient gods are fighting, and I am hiding in a safe place, watching them fight while getting on the tub."

"Don't say that your poop turned into sperm. I have never heard that excrement can absorb the energy of ancient gods." Deathstroke had already raised the weapon in his hand.

Wade quickly covered his crotch, danced a hula dance on the spot, winked and said:

"Even if I ate tacos the night before, wouldn't it be okay? It's not like that. At that time, I watched the ancient gods finish fighting and leave the earth, so I ended up going back to my own time. The second time I took a vacation , went to the beginning of human creation, you know, I am very interested in origin stories. Also in the same place, I found that a tribe picked up my fossilized poop, because I was very artistic in pooping, and it It looks like a humanoid, so they worship it as a god."

"Uh..." It is indeed such a disgusting origin, worthy of being a little cousin.

Deadpool recalled the past with some emotion and told everything: "When I saw them kneeling down and worshiping my poop, I admired them very much, so I jumped out and taught them a lot of things, such as English and Common sense of life, how to light a fire and build a house, etc. Then the poop god was replaced by myself, and I became the new god."

"Then some of the savages you taught were later captured by the Nuvali and sent into the wilderness, and they also brought faith to you."

Su Ming already understood that the tribe in front of him really belonged to Wade, and he was indeed a god here.

Sometimes God and faith are pretty much the same thing when put bluntly.

These savages believed in their little cousin, and the little cousin taught them some knowledge in exchange for his own entertainment projects.

Some people believe in Odin. In exchange, Odin will accept these people's souls to the Hall of Valor after they die heroically, enslave them forever, and wait for the day of Ragnarok to send them as cannon fodder.

Looking at it this way, Wade can be regarded as a good god.

"That's it. It's just that it's difficult to develop technology here. Tens of millions of years have passed and they haven't entered the industrial age. I'm very disappointed. Cousin, if you want to kill them, just kill them and give me some money as compensation. .”

The little cousin seemed very generous and directly handed over the fate of the tribe to Deathstroke, his tone full of trust in his cousin.

But the rapid movements of his fingers gave him away.

Yes, the reason why he jumped out was not because he was worried that his cousin would break his toy, but because he was worried that he would not pay him if he broke the toy! You have to watch from the sidelines.

Su Ming was too lazy to care about his little thoughts and put away his weapon: "Why didn't you tell me before that you still have a base in the wilderness?"

"You didn't even ask me." Wade spread his hands and looked very innocent: "You are also a mercenary. When you are free, do you show off how many safe houses you have around the world?"

I have to say that although he is crazy, sometimes what he says makes sense. Wade is actually very tight-lipped, at least when no one is paying for information.

Thinking of this, Su Ming took out the banknotes, took out 20,000 US dollars and threw it to Wade.

"Here's the 30% deposit, you're hired."

Wade quickly put away the banknotes, showing a shy smile under his mask.

"Use another sword this time, okay?"

"Pfft!"

This is the sound of an owl's dagger piercing its flesh.

.............

"So cousin, you are looking for the spider totem, so why don't you come with me to find Peter? You can give him some money, and he will also give you a signed photo album."

Wade changed his clothes and was stabbed in the chest again. He was finally able to listen quietly.

"At that point in your normal life, he doesn't know the existence of the Spider Universe yet. We'd better not look for him. If he knows anything in advance, things will change unpredictably. Spiders are very shy animals. They’re not very courageous.”

Deathstroke rejected Deadpool's proposal. Although Peter in 40K is also Spider-Man, how much weight does he have? Which totem is behind it?

It’s hard to say this, as alerting the snake will only do bad things, and the spider’s web is very sensitive.

"That's it. Then I will ask my believers now to see what they know. They will be very happy to be able to serve God."

Wade adjusted his mask and took an arrogant step towards the village in the forest, because in his impression, the walking posture of gods was the same as that of Thor, the god of thunder.