The Death Knell

"I know FOX has no copyright, and there are only you and the negative sonic 'licking cat' warhead in the entire academy, but I really want to see Professor X. I need his help because it concerns my child!"

Wade was lying outside the gate, trying to squeeze his head through the railing of the school gate, and shouted affectionately to Colossus at the door of the villa.

However, Colossus, with Russian generosity, spat at him from a distance and slammed the door shut.

This seemed to close the door to Deadpool's hope, and the light disappeared. Wade fell to the ground in despair, turned around and stared at the road blankly.

Do you want to find your cousin from this era?

I was blackmailed by my cousin in the past, and I was blackmailed by him again in this era. Isn't his business too good?

No, I can’t go. How about calling Bob and asking if there is any information about Hydra? But Bob's agent level is too low, and he is basically a temporary worker.

Similarly, he didn't want Fury to know that he had a child, otherwise it would mean that the braised egg had taken advantage of his weakness. That guy was not a good man or woman.

Wade didn't have any good ideas for a while. He didn't want to find Hydra or S.H.I.E.L.D., so he simply lay down at the door of Xavier Academy and fell asleep.

Adu waved to him across the road to get in the car and wait, but he ignored it and was completely immersed in his thoughts.

At this moment, the roar of motorcycles was heard in the distance. A man rode a Harley motorcycle to the gate and stopped the car after seeing Deadpool.

"Who do I think dumped the skinless body here? Isn't this a red and black bug?" Wolverine took off his toad sunglasses, and a contemptuous smile appeared on his unshaven face: "Go, go, go begging." Fifth Avenue, don’t be an eyesore at the entrance to our college.”

"Logan? That's great!"

Deadpool jumped up from the ground, he thought of a way to enter the academy.

He drew out his two knives with his backhand and stabbed Wolverine twice in the back while he was still holding the motorcycle. Like most people with self-healing abilities, Wolverine didn't like to dodge.

With two pops of blood flying, Deadpool used his two swords as fulcrums and fixed them on Logan.

"Are you fucking sick? Fake!"

Logan was not used to Deadpool. He dropped his motorcycle, took out his claws from both hands, and used his backhand to cross-cut, disemboweling Wade.

"Right, that is it!"

After being beaten for a while, Wade became more energetic. He pulled out the double knives from the opponent's body and started slashing at Logan.

And Logan didn't retreat even an inch. The sharp claws of his hands danced tightly, and he stood there and started to fuck with Deadpool.

Adu could still glance at Adu in the taxi across the road at first, but as time passed, he began to grin and turn his head left and right to avoid it, as if to prevent blood from spraying on his face.

The scene was simply too brutal and bloody to watch.

About ten minutes later, there were only two puddles of flesh and two skeletons left at the door of Xavier Academy. Just like this, they still wanted to hurt each other and moved the weapons in their hands at an extremely slow speed.

Adu got out of the car, tiptoed around the bloody pool of blood, and pressed the doorbell intercom at the door of Xavier College.

"Hello?" came a woman's voice.

"Help, there is a fight at the door of your yard, and the situation is out of control now." Adu asked for help in English full of Assange. He really didn't know whether Mr. Deadpool was dead or not, and the one who was attacked by Deadpool. He doesn't seem to be in a good condition either.

Of course Deadpool is still alive, with a bone-white arm sticking out of the flesh, like a classic scene from "The Terminator", showing a thumbs up, and then the arm slowly falls back into the pile of flesh.

It's this tactic that Adu is really good at, he actually knows it by himself.

Soon a white-haired black woman flew out. After seeing the tragedy at the school gate, she went back to call a few people.

As the leader of the team, Cyclops saw that the person who informed them through the walkie-talkie just now was a taxi driver. Not knowing the relationship between the driver and Deadpool, he even gave Adu a little extra hush money.

"Don't say what you shouldn't say, understand?" Cyclops said to Adu very awkwardly, and stuffed a few bills into his arms: "If I see this matter in the newspaper or the news, maybe it will be done that night There are going to be some bad mutants coming to your house looking for you.”

"Gudong." Adu swallowed his saliva and nodded repeatedly.

Seeing his agreement, Cyclops waved his hand to indicate that he could continue running for a taxi.

The mutant who was still wearing sunglasses at night was actually in a good mood. He was very happy to see Wolverine being chopped into pieces by Deadpool.

Logan always looked at Phoenix with salty eyes and had been coveting his girlfriend for several years, which always made Cyclops feel upset.

But if you ask who in this world can cure Wolverine? Then there must be a place for Deadpool.

Is Deadpool annoying? It's annoying, but to Cyclops, Logan is more annoying. Although they are colleagues, they are also love rivals, and there is almost no communication every time they act together.

So he waved his hand and asked everyone to move Deadpool in. He said he was helping out of humanitarianism, but in fact it was just to disgust Logan longer.

Deadpool entered the academy as he wished, and as long as he entered, he would definitely have a way to find Professor

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"Unfamiliar ceiling..."

Deadpool opened his eyes. No matter what the situation was, he had to recite the actor's lines.

And according to the routine, patients who have been comatose for a long time will definitely ask for water first when they wake up.

"Water...give me water."

"Ha." The sound of bubble gum exploding came from the side. The negative-sonic boy Warhead quickly pressed his thumb on the phone screen and answered without looking: "There is no water. Do you want to drink urine?"

Wade Sheng sighed helplessly. What he fears most is this kind of person taking care of patients. That's not what the script says, eldest sister.

"You are my secretary, why are you so crazy about me?"

Warhead swiped the phone, put it away, and blew a bubble. She was wearing a pink sweater, which looked quite cute.

She originally didn't like the color, but Yukio knitted it for her, so she had no choice but to wear it.

"Is there any?"

"No?" Deadpool tilted his head and sat up from the bed. The sky outside was still dark, so not much time should have passed.

"Really? It's probably because you are such a bitch, you stinky bitch, right? You always tell me I'm a woman when you meet me, but I'm obviously a pure man! I can't control your mouth." The negative sonic boy is quick to warp. Ruo gave Wade a middle finger like lightning.

Wade looked at her exquisite figure, chest, crotch, and neck, and closed his eyes in pain.

'I love my teacher, but I love the truth even more', this is a famous saying of the ancient Greek philosopher Aristotle. The son of the son of a teenager is obviously a woman, so Wade deceives her against her will. He can't do it. arrive!

"Okay, my bad, man, can you help me find Professor X?"

But now, truth be damned!

In order to see his daughter as soon as possible, Deadpool even dared to dig Aristotle's ancestral grave.

The warhead boy looked at him with a strange expression. Why has this guy softened up today? Shouldn't we continue to quarrel in the past?

But that’s fine. You’re a man. If it were you, would you be happy if someone said you were a shemale?

Seeing that Deadpool admitted his mistake, her attitude obviously improved a lot, and there was a little expression on her face.

"Wait, I'll go find it for you. Everyone else is with Wolverine. Are you being too harsh?"

"Logan and I often do this. This is how we say hello. Children, don't worry about it." Wade climbed up and jumped on the edge of the bed: "Anyway, I heal faster than him and have more endurance." More lasting, hey, he’s jealous of a perfect man like me for more than a day or two.”

The negative sonic boy Warhead didn't answer, he just turned around and walked out of the room, leaving Deadpool with his middle finger raised on his back.