The Death Knell

"Dark, too dark."

Wade sat down next to Taskmaster in a daze. He clasped his scalp hard, as if he was trying to rip out his brain.

Anthony was very discerning and handed Wade a piece of chocolate with the black and yellow W logo of Wilson Enterprises painted on it.

"You are also a fan of the authorities, so be open-minded. At least your village has received information from the transaction, right?"

The corner of Wade's mouth twitched, and he picked up the hood on the table and put it on again: "It makes me feel better if you say that. It is indeed a fair deal, but this information still gives me a headache. My daughter, I My daughter, did I lose a toy as a price before we even met?"

Wade actually liked that village quite a lot. The people there were so respectful to him. When walking on the road, everyone would kneel down and kowtow when they saw him. It was a pleasure that only gods can experience.

But for the sake of my daughter, let’s take away the village if it was taken away by my cousin. I am no longer young, and now I am also a father. I should give up some fun things.

Woohoo, even this forced withdrawal is too dark.

"Actually, there's no point in asking me about your daughter's matter. Have you forgotten? We were both registered factions at the beginning, so when Captain America and Iron Man were fighting a civil war, you had to pull me to side with Iron Man. As a result We promised that only the government would know our registration information, but we don’t know why all the registration information was exposed, which will cause endless troubles.”

Anthony spread his hands helplessly. Wade was not the only one who had enemies, but he also had many enemies himself. He still doesn't have any relatives or partners, just because he can't guarantee the safety of those close to him at all times.

"Oh, it's true what you said, I forgot."

Wade made a sound, and he remembered that Anthony was also a mercenary whose identity was exposed, and he was not safe at all.

Anthony patted Wade on the shoulder, with a look of concern and understanding on his face: "It's okay, I understand. Your brain is now invaded by cancer cells and is only the size of a peanut. It's normal to forget some things."

"Your brain is just like peanuts. It has to be walnuts after all, right?" Wade stood up angrily and adjusted the angle of his head with both hands: "Let's go, I'll find someone else."

"Don't worry, the death knell told you that your girl is going to die soon. It must be true. So while you are wasting your time looking for people everywhere, will the people from the Department of Social Security have already picked up your daughter? "

Anthony pointed out the blind spot. Now that Wade is running around wasting time, if the little girl's mother dies during this time, she will be sent to an orphanage.

It is easy to send the child in, but it is more troublesome to take the child out.

This procedure, that procedure, after the child enters, you cannot take her away just by saying that you are the father of the child. You have to prove that you are you, and the child also has to prove that her father is her father.

Just DNA analysis? No, official documents are required.

With such a lot of chores coming over him, Wade's personality will definitely lead to a killing spree, so it's better to remind him in advance and let him save some bullet money.

"Fake! You are right. I will take my daughter back to me first and then find a place to settle her."

Wade suddenly woke up and ran away in a hurry, calling the Indian driver while running.

Anthony stood up and shook his head, put on his skull helmet and pulled up the white hood.

He looked around the safe house, took away some things, and then pressed the self-destruct device outside the door.

This safe house located in a basement somewhere was immediately engulfed in flames, annihilating all traces in the flames.

This is a mercenary from SHIELD. Anthony has a complete set of safety guidelines. All safe houses are only activated once and must be destroyed afterwards.

Especially since Deadpool has been here, this safe house is biochemically contaminated and must be destroyed.

.............

"Mr. DP, when did you change places? I'm still waiting for you at the address on the business card."

Adu opened the car door for Deadpool with a smile, and the passion of curry and Ganges water hit his face.

Deadpool got into the car and his hands were busy playing with his mobile phone: "Drive, drive as you like. I've booked the car today, and I'll tell you where to go in a moment."

"I understand, I understand. A mercenary is being followed and needs to drive around the city several times to get rid of the pursuers. I am good at this. Before I smuggled myself to the United States, people in my hometown called me the New Delhi Car God."

Adubi gave a thumbs up and stepped on the accelerator. The little yellow car instantly ejected and started, making a harsh friction sound between the tires and the ground. The vehicle disappeared into the dark alley, leaving only the people upstairs in the nearby residents who opened the windows and yelled. .

"???"

Wade didn't know what Adu was thinking, but it would be fine if the car started running. He was busy exchanging text messages with the negative sonic boy.

"Are you there? I have something urgent to ask you."

"Here? Reply to the message?"

"Help!"

"Come on, I'm going to die. What do you want for your inheritance?"

A series of text messages were sent out, and the girl with a flat head did not respond at all.

Deadpool has been blacklisted by her on her mobile phone, and she cannot make calls. He can only send her text messages using online messaging platforms, but she may not reply.

But when it came to the question of inheritance, she still answered.

"I'm taking a shower and I want money."

The answer was so simple and direct, full of her usual style.

"We have money, how about we meet?" Wade typed.

"Heh." The reply was onomatopoeia.

Wade took a deep breath, rolled his eyes, lowered his head and typed quickly: "I need you to do me a favor. Help me talk to the professor. I want to find someone."

"I'm sleepy. I'm going to sleep."

The answer came in the next second, and the negative sonic boy Warhead's typing speed was unmatched by mortals.

Although there was not a single emoji or expression, Wade seemed to see her contemptuous eyes and ruthless little face.

"Oh, good night."

Deadpool subconsciously typed a reply, but suddenly woke up, threw his phone and screamed:

"Fake! She treats me like a bitch! This damn kid! Calm down, I have to calm down, think about PG-13, not R18, not NC17, hoo, hoo..."

Wade, who was panting and gritting his teeth, endured it.

"Is it a woman?"

Adu, who was driving the car, asked. He knew that Mr. Deadpool had a chaotic relationship between men and women. He was a mercenary, and he was the kind of person who cared for himself in time.

Wade sniffed and picked up his cell phone from the carpet in the carriage: "Yes, she was in your car. That's when I went to save Vanessa. She and a guy with silver balls went to help me. At that time Sit in the back seat."

"I do remember the strong silver man, who spoke with a Russian accent, and the other...isn't he a delicate boy?"

Adu recalled it and moved his neck like an Indian dance.

"Only on earth did I know whether she was a boy or a girl. I thought she was a girl, but she said she was a boy, and she even went to the men's room." Wade sighed and calmed down: "My cousin said she My gender is Hideyoshi, so I think it’s probably the third gender.”

"Can't you kidnap her, lock her in a basement with chains to the walls, control her food source, put a remote-controlled explosive collar on her, and treat her like you taught me to treat Gita?"

Adu asked a little strangely, because he tried the method given by Deadpool on Gita, and the effect was very good, why didn't Deadpool himself use it?

Deadpool pinched the bridge of his nose between his eyes. He couldn't explain to the driver what movie ratings were and his own ambitions. If he used such methods on a minor, PG13 would not even think about it.

So he could only say: "She has superpowers. Do the X-Men know that? When she activates her powers, she can knock Captain America away. I don't have any good way to deal with her."

Adu's chin covered his upper lip, and he nodded in realization: "So that's it, then we can only bribe her with benefits. She looks very young. What does she like?"

"She likes a lot of things, including money, death rock, skulls, women, various plants that can make people high after being smoked. In short, she likes all the dark things that American teenagers like."

Deadpool is a little helpless. He can get all these things to give the negative sonic boy a warhead, but she is still a child. Once these are given to her, it is equivalent to spreading bad ideas, and it will be difficult to classify the movie.

Adu smacked his lips. Although he didn't know about movie ratings, he knew that being an anti-hero required standards, and it was not good to give these things to children.

"Is there no one else who can help you? I mean, where is your cousin?"

"Don't mention him. He can do nothing but take advantage of others. It's too dark." Deadpool covered his face: "But I originally wanted to contact Professor X through the negative sound wave 'Lace' warhead. If I can contact him myself, I won’t need an intermediary.”

Adu smiled and patted the steering wheel, as if applauding: "Meet the mutant leader directly? Mr. dp, your connections are so wide!"

"Haha, that's right, let's do it like this." Wade put away his phone and became flattered: "Send me to Xavier Academy for Gifted Youngsters."

.....................

"Get out of here, the professor doesn't have time to see you."

Colossus threw Wade out of the school with his own hands, patted the non-existent dust on his palms, and planned to go back and close the door.

Wade crawled on the ground quickly like a lizard, and then hugged Colossus' thigh: "No, Xiao Gang, we are comrades in arms, aren't we? Do you want to be so heartless?"

Colossus' silvery body turned around and he kicked his legs, but he couldn't get rid of the piece of brown candy.

"Humph, you also know that we are comrades in arms? We agreed at the beginning that Warhead and I would help you save Vanessa, and you would consider joining the X-Men and stop doing bad things."

"Hmm... It seems that this happened, I can't remember clearly." Wade used another old tree root trick to climb up Colossus' thigh.

Colossus stretched out his hand and grabbed him down, swinging him in the air a few times like a cat: "I told the professor the same thing, but at the time we agreed to meet, the professor and teachers and I have been waiting for you all day. , but you let me go, do you know how embarrassed I am?!"

"Well, maybe I was busy that day and forgot to call you?" Wade's mask showed the outline of a smiling face, and he stretched out his hand, as if intending to touch Colossus's chest muscles.

Colossus raised his hand and threw him out of the wall. Wade flew hundreds of meters and collapsed on the road with a bang. The tall metal man shouted loudly: "Yes, you were busy watching the NFL game at the time. I'm lying at home eating popcorn and working! So do me a favor now and don't embarrass me even more!"