The Death Knell

After this mindless scene, Deadpool felt that Thanos was in a much better mood than he imagined.

So he got up from the ground, walked to Thanos very familiarly, and hugged one of his arms.

"brother......"

"Who is your brother? How dare you, a mere mortal, be equal to me!" Thanos didn't appreciate it at all and was not easy to talk to. He directly used the Infinity Gauntlet to twist off Deadpool's head, threw it up and volleyed, The kick flew away.

But he used too much force and pulled out part of Wade's esophagus and spine.

After landing, Deadpool used them as two legs and ran back from a distance.

"I don't want to express friendship." Deadpool's head was walking sideways like a crab, because his esophagus and spine were in tandem and he couldn't move forward: "We have all slept with the same woman. According to the customs of the earth, , we are brothers."

Deadpool looked serious, and he was not completely talking nonsense. After all, going back tens of thousands of years, the primitive society in the matrilineal clan period was like that.

"die!"

Thanos took action directly, and the cosmic energy on his gloves burned Wade into a puddle of white ash.

How could he listen to this vulgar bug talking about his goddess?

Deadpool is so shameless and despicable! Talking about your goddess sounds like some kind of **, it’s just nonsense!

And how can there be such ridiculous customs in that sad place on earth? ! Sure enough, we still have to find a way to destroy the garbage star in the universe!

However, perhaps because this is the Garden of Death, Wade has the shortest distance to 'run away the corpse', so almost the next second, the intact Deadpool appears next to Thanos again.

"Don't get excited, brother ex-husband, I thought about it and maybe you can help me with my current affairs."

Thanos is a little cruel, but he doesn't have too many twists and turns in his mind. If he is willing to help, Wade doesn't mind the previous conflict between the two.

"..." Zishu glanced at Deadpool and didn't make any move or say anything. He just crossed his arms and stared at the exit of the garden.

What is your ex-husband’s name? Why do you feel so weird?

Thanos was too lazy to pay attention to Deadpool and just pretended that he could not see him. He hoped that he would finish talking nonsense and leave here soon.

Wade understands Thanos. Although his wrinkled purple sweet potato face always looks like he is accumulating anger, in fact it is a kind of acquiescence, indicating that he can listen to what Deadpool has to say.

So Deadpool told Thanos that Carmelita kept dying, and that even if he traveled through time, he could not change this, hoping that this well-informed big man could give him some advice.

After Thanos heard this, his expression became complicated. There was ridicule in his eyes, both at Deadpool and at himself.

The two of them are indeed brothers in distress, both are fools who cannot see the reality.

No, actually he could see clearly, but he just didn't want to look.

"It's useless. Your woman keeps dying. It's Death's handiwork. She doesn't want you to be with that woman. No matter how you mess with the timeline, death is always doomed."

After sighing in his heart for a while, Thanos directly told Deadpool the answer.

At the same time, he also felt sorry for himself. He had done so much for death, but death had never been so close to him.

Now she was jealous of Deadpool and killed the mother of Deadpool's daughter because of a mortal matter.

This differential treatment made Thanos frustrated.

"Impossible, no no no." Deadpool shook his head like a rattle: "She is not that kind of person. You lied to me. I have to ask her myself."

"Ha." Thanos dropped the flower in his hand and turned towards his spaceship, where the five Obsidian generals were waiting for him: "What's the point of lying to you? Don't think too highly of yourself, bug, we are all just They are just pawns in the universe.”

That being said, Thanos will come again tomorrow, trying to ask Death out, just like today.

He knew this, and so did death.

There is no way, he is too obsessed with her.

Wade watched the flowers fall on the white stone floor, quickly becoming blackened and withered, and seeing Thanos' figure getting further and further away, he began to consider whether Ziya's statement was really the truth.

Stepping towards the garden, he was never as well-behaved as Thanos in the face of death, and it was even more common for him to break into other people's homes.

But after passing through the garden arch in the miniature space, he was quickly stopped.

"She's very busy today and doesn't have time to see you." The red-skinned devil said to Deadpool with a smile. Although his words were very polite, his body completely blocked Deadpool's way.

Deadpool tilted his head: "Hey, Lao Mo, are you here to report to Death again? How is your son doing?"

"I'm serious. I don't mean to chat with you. The Lords of Hell and Death are discussing the whereabouts of their souls. Too many people died suddenly before, and some of them couldn't be resurrected. Now there's a serious backlog. You also We don’t want our universe to be destroyed because of indigestion, do we?”

Mephisto, as the most eloquent among the lords of hell, was elected by the demon kings to deal with Deadpool. In his opinion, there is no point in seeing death in any mortal household chores.

"I just wanted to ask..." Wade scratched his face. He still didn't believe that death was dealing with Carmelita.

It's completely illogical. What is she planning? There is no benefit.

Mephisto has already begun to cast a spell, which is a hell teleportation spell. The bright red flames wrap up Deadpool: "The goddess has already said it before. No matter what you ask today, her answer is only that she is not familiar with it, does not understand it, and does not know it."

With that said, the magic was activated, and Mephisto threw Deadpool directly back to the earth, and also did a good deed and resurrected Deadpool.

Standing in the Sahara Desert, Deadpool was still in the deep pit of the nuclear explosion site. He felt that nuclear radiation was rapidly promoting the growth of cancer cells, but he still sat down, grabbed a handful of crystallized sand and started playing with it.

He also peed and planned to build a sandcastle or something.

However, the desert is not a beach. The water flows too fast, and the sand is like this fragmented reality that cannot be gathered together at all.

Death said she didn't know, which was obviously a lie. As long as someone dies in this universe, there is no death that doesn't know.

Thanos really didn't lie to himself. It seems that women's jealousy is really scary sometimes, but what can Deadpool do with death?

There was no way he could even see her now.

And if you don't hurry up, your brain may forget about Carmelita.

He didn't want to forget, he wanted to save Ellie's mother, and at least try his best to give his daughter a complete home.

Is it really the only way to find my cousin? But in this era of Kama Taj, he doesn’t want to go...

After thinking about it, there was no hope for the Avengers, the X-Men had no chance, the Great Lakes Avengers were too weak, and Hawkeye on the West Coast didn't want to see him.

Brotherhood of Mutants? Hellfire Club? A restructured Atlas Enterprise? None of them are useful.

Wade sighed. He took out the black-red gemstone from his underwear and weighed it in his hand. At this point, I'm afraid I can only use the plot rationality gem, use it to resurrect Carmelita, and then take the mother and daughter to eat fast food together.

I decided happily that I was so stupid, I should have thought of using this earlier.

He used the belt to teleport back to Phoenix City and came to the ruins. After finding the body, he planned to use the plot gem to pull her up.

The noisy wind blew by, carrying a slightly spicy smell, which made Wade want to shed tears. He had never been a tough guy, and his mental endurance was not as strong as his cousin's.

The gems had no effect, Carmelita's body was still placed in front of him, and it still looked like it did when Wade put the pieces together.

Deadpool put the gem to his ear and shook it. There was a tinkling sound, as if someone was shouting, 'There's an earthquake, go home and collect your clothes!' 'In this case.

"It won't break again, right?!"

Wade decided it was broken, so it was broken and turned into transparent glass again.

All your wishes come true, everything makes sense.

"Farke!"

Wade wanted to throw the stone on the ground and smash it into pieces, but he still couldn't bear it and took it back.

He let out a cry like a cuckoo crying blood, lamenting the injustice of God.

Isn't it too willful to break a stone and work sometimes? Other people's Infinity Stones are so useful, why are my own stones so cheap?

Sure enough, I still have to go find my cousin. It’s really sad. If the audience sees this, won’t they feel useless?

But for the sake of his daughter, he endured it and let the prejudice become more intense!

............................

"Slade? Are you home?"

It's still the Kama Taj, with its snowy outside and flowers blooming inside, and nothing seems to have changed.

Wade's head slowly stretched out from the door of the conference room, looking very obscene.

On the highest seat above, Deathstroke, who was covered in black and yellow armor, was leaning on the chair, holding a giant sword in one hand, and supporting his head on the armrest of the chair with the other hand, as if he was dozing off.

"Didn't you come in already? Stop being clever and come in to talk."

As soon as Deadpool finished speaking, his cousin, who he thought was asleep in the meeting, answered again with a metallic voice changer tone.

Wade smiled dryly, took stiff steps, and walked into the conference room under the gaze of hundreds of pairs of eyes.

The magic of folding space made the original conference room space more spacious than the auditorium of the United States Congress. Some of the people here were familiar to him and some he did not know, but there was no doubt that they were all powerful mages.

The dazzlingly bright hall was not only a function of the lights, but some of the mages themselves were glowing, blinding Deadpool's eyes.

"Well, I'm sorry that everyone welcomed me so warmly." He stood in the middle of the hall and scratched the back of his head. This embarrassing scene made him feel like a prisoner about to be tried.

"We happened to be having a meeting to discuss the multiverse. Don't be too sentimental." Su Ming shook his head. He recalled what was going on, but he still had to ask: "What's the matter? Tell me, keep it short, I'm very worried." busy."

"That, actually, is not a big deal, haha." Wade rubbed his hands. Being stared at by so many strangers, he really didn't know how to speak: "How about you introduce me to everyone present so that we can get familiar with each other? I’ll talk about it later?”

Su Ming put away the giant sword, stood up and opened his arms: "What you are seeing now is the 'Sky Council' composed of like-minded people with Kama Taj as the main body, the most powerful mage group in the infinite universe."