The Death Knell

"Strange, where did the two of them go?"

Deadpool, who had obtained the symbiote venom, felt that he was able to do it again, so he made a comeback and prepared to fight Inez and the others for hundreds more rounds.

But something strange happened. He knocked on the door for a long time but no one opened the door. He put the symbiote under the door and showed it, but he said no one was in the house.

"Could it be that the people I had sex with before were two female ghosts?" Wade leaned on the handrail of the stairs and squinted his eyes to analyze: "That shouldn't be the case. When I licked their ears and made love, their earwax smelled like living people. ?”

As he thought about it, corresponding memories appeared in his mind, and this special way of playing almost made him spit out the venom.

After the venom came to the earth, it possessed multiple hosts. After digesting their memories, it also digested their bodies. It thought it had some knowledge of the human species.

But now Deadpool's various performances are breaking through its cognitive limits. As more memories in his mind are read, Venom feels like he is going crazy.

Humans can't be so disgusting, at least not...

Also, as a symbiote, when did I first have the concept of nausea? !

It's horrifying to think about it, it's like this man in red and black tights poured the definition and rules of 'disgusting' into his own DNA sequence along with his rancid brain...

‘No, I have to escape. This thing is too dangerous and I can’t stand it! ’

The concept of disgust is imposed today, but what will it be tomorrow? If this continues for a few more days, how much fighting power will he have left in the end?

Venom thought silently, preparing a clever plan to escape.

"I'm talking to you, why are you ignoring me?" Deadpool patted his shoulder. Seeing that the venom didn't react, he took out a knife and shaved off a piece of his deltoid muscle: "Shouldn't your symbiote be able to scream? You can still communicate with me in the nervous system!"

"...嘤."

In order to buy time to escape, Venom imitated it shamelessly. It suddenly felt that it had lost something precious. If there were tears, they should be shed at this time.

Where did Deadpool learn about the abilities of the symbiotes? Why doesn't he have any memory of this in his mind? It's all disgusting stuff, but I remember it clearly...

And why do symbionts have to be able to squeak? !

"That's probably because it's too lazy to pay attention to you." Just as Wade was talking to himself, a response suddenly came from the darkness, and Cable was seen walking down the stairs from the upper floor and slowly walking out of the darkness. , as if he had been waiting for Deadpool there all along.

"Are you a reporter? Don't tell me that you have been secretly taking photos under the door, then I will pay for it." Deadpool crossed his arms over his chest and tapped the ground with his toes.

"I won't look at things that make me unable to eat, and I am very satisfied with my current figure." Cable rolled his eyes and came to Deadpool: "Aren't you curious where Inez and Domino went? Considering Domino’s good luck, where do you think they will be?”

"Wait, damn, the check is gone!"

Deadpool quickly touched himself, then raised his hand to rub his face, showing a painful expression:

"I asked them why they were so proactive. They caressed my whole body when I entered the house, and helped me take off my pants. Then I was completely crushed from the waist down and I lost consciousness. The two of them knew each other before, and they acted as a trap to put me in. ! That’s why they put down their guns at each other so easily in the office building..."

Cable laughed, patted Deadpool on the back, and continued: "Domino's good luck is enough for her to accomplish many impossible things in the middle of the night, such as which branch suddenly decided to open 24 hours a day today, etc. They should have taken their money to go on a beach vacation in Cuba by now, what are you going to do?”

Wade sighed, wandered silently in the corridor for a few more steps, scratched his butt, and found that the presence of the symbiote made it troublesome for him to tear the skin off.

The dim light in the corridor illuminated the graffiti on the wall. He should have known that a beauty like Inez would not live in such a shabby place. This was a daily rental house or an empty house without an owner. It was a 'film set' .

They all know themselves, and they showed obvious affection for themselves at the beginning, but in fact they came here only for themselves.

"Forget it, there are five million in total. I should have received about 1.6 million, plus the 100,000 you gave me, but this is what I usually spend on going to Hellfire Nightclub for two days." He He spread his hands and showed a look of relief: "If you don't have money, you can make it again, but I think it's worth spending it on them. I've never been so happy."

"Aren't you angry?" Cable put his arm around Deadpool's shoulders and went downstairs, patting him on the head.

"Angry? No, it's too late for me to be happy. I didn't know they were so good at acting." Deadpool hooked the cable with his backhand, and the two brothers walked out of the building happily: "Next time I see them, I will also If you want to play role-playing with them, just play the scenario of 'a male infiltrating investigator is caught and tortured', hehehehe..."

Cable nodded. This was the Deadpool he knew. He always had infinite tolerance for beautiful women.

And everything went according to plan.

"You can't explain it to your girlfriend when you go home empty-handed, right?" Cable thought for a moment and asked his smelly friend under the streetlight: "I still have a job here, are you interested?"

"Yeah! Good brother! Of course I'm interested. I haven't gone to take care of Vanessa's little sisters' business this week. She will be unhappy if she finds out." Deadpool agreed, his little eyes on the mask squinting. Xue: "No matter what your request is, I will accept it. Speaking of which, I just picked up a symbiote. I am super strong now!"

Cable took out the teleportation belt and put it on Wade, then rotated the scale on it:

"Very good. I know a place where the Skrulls gather. I will teleport you there, kill them, sell them to Tony, and count the money."

"Wait, you're not coming with me?" The white eyes on Deadpool's mask blinked, and he raised his hands like a gymnast, letting the cable operate for him.

"I said, people from the future are not suitable to participate in your affairs, you know." Cable took a picture of the button of the teleportation belt, looked at the light disappearing in front of his eyes, and said to the afterimage faintly: "Because the death knell does not allow it ..."

Deadpool didn't hear the second half of the sentence, he just shouted at the moment of transmission:

"I told you I don't understand!"

The next second, he saw about seven or eight hundred Skrulls surrounding him.

This should be the inside of a spaceship. The Skrulls here are having a meeting in the main square. The captain standing on the high platform was a little stunned by the sudden appearance of Deadpool, and asked him in standard London English: "You don't understand?" What?"

"Uh... I don't understand why you don't let me help you invade the earth?" Deadpool swallowed. There are too many Skrulls here, and they are all tall and strong. The Super Skrull Warrior probably can't fight alone.

The Skrull on the high platform tilted his head: "Who are you? Could it be that... you are an Earthling?!"

As soon as these words were spoken, the strong men around him instantly took out their weapons. Those high-tech firearms were all aimed at Wade, and the sound of charging was like a swarm of bees flying.

However, Deadpool just smiled crookedly.

The other party's words revealed a message. They couldn't tell whether they were from Earth, so they could operate.

"You are an Earthling, and your whole family is an Earthling!" As he spoke, he lifted his mask and pointed at his face: "Have you ever seen an Earthling like this?!"

"Ugh!!! It's you! That monster who appeared in the online video!!!"

The Super Skrulls were worthy of being elites. Although they still felt nauseated, they just retched but did not vomit out. They were even able to talk to Deadpool. The leader, Captain Skrull, recognized this indescribable creature.

"Monster? You ****...Okay, yes, it's me. This is your base, right? Let me help you train and ensure that you occupy the earth within three days. I only need you to pay my commission."

Deadpool put his hood back on, and after testing it out, he found that the disgusting tactics were ineffective, so he needed to take a long-term approach.

He has a super-invincible plan to sneak behind enemy lines to ensure that while relieving the crisis on Earth, he can also make a fortune from these aliens...