The Death Knell

While Deathstroke and his apprentice were traveling around the world of Men in Black in a car, time flowed at a slightly different speed in Earth 40K.

Deadpool suddenly sat up from the bed, sitting in bed in a daze, and the breath coming from behind seemed to be scented.

The hip bone was broken, the legs were numb, the air was filled with a strange smell, and the sheets and quilt were wet.

Although he lost his memory again, he could still guess what happened last night by reasoning.

He held the mattress with both hands and turned his head to look behind him. The sun shone on the big bed through the luxurious floor-to-ceiling windows of the hotel. Domino was lying on the right, snoring and chirping, while Inez was on the left, already awake, yawning and rubbing her hands. Eyes coquettish:

"Wade, why are you up so early? It's not even 12 o'clock yet, are we still going on our honeymoon?"

"Wait, honeymoon?" Deadpool scratched his bald head, and his rotten scalp fell on his lap with a 'chirp', his heart beating wildly.

"Yes, we got married yesterday." The outlaw climbed up wrapped in sheets, gave his husband a refreshing sip, and took out a list from the pile of empty wine bottles on the bedside table: "Look, this It’s our wedding registration form. Las Vegas is really nice here. You can drive directly to the church and get married.”

He took the piece of paper with his trembling hands and looked at the signature and handprint on it. Wade chewed his tongue quickly like a squirrel chewing nuts, and let out a cry like a murloc in Azeroth: "Uh-huh. Woo la woo la..."

It's terrible, it's terrible now.

Although I have forgotten why, it is obvious that I have become married, and the marriage partner is not Vanessa, but the woman around me.

Inez was very happy. She happily got her marriage certificate back and got up to get dressed: "I see you are so happy that you can't even express your words. Haha, let's go. Let's go back to New York to buy an apartment first, and then decorate it to prepare for the birth of the baby." , then the whole family will become mercenaries."

The smell of blood in his mouth gradually spread, and Wade felt that his tear glands were a little sore. He wrapped the sheets tightly to cover his chest, and lowered his head in grievance:

"But I can't remember anything. I didn't enjoy myself at all last night. It's not fair."

"Hahahaha! Stop talking nonsense. You were so happy that you passed out early this morning. Didn't you realize that you had comminuted fractures below the waist?" Inez went around to the other end of the big bed to open the window for ventilation, and she said Her hearty laughter showed how satisfied she was last night.

Wade kicked the 'holster' on his legs hard, trying to promote the self-healing of the bones: "I think we should get to know each other better. You see, I have no sense of responsibility. I am just greedy for your body. Isn't it a bit too much to get married?" pass?"

"No problem, I don't want to be responsible. I'm also greedy for your body." Inez turned her face and raised her eyebrows at Wade, her little tongue still sliding between her lips: "So we can just stay together. That’s it, let’s satisfy each other from now on, so we don’t have to go out and spend money anymore.”

"If you say that...it makes sense." Deadpool blinked and touched his chin. He was convinced: "But what about Domino? What's her condition?"

There was no other reason, because Inez was so big, and Texas girls really are big in everything.

As for Vanessa, there is no need to break up. No one cares about this kind of thing anyway, just get married.

You shouldn't care, right? Maybe?

"Don't mind me, I'm just joining in the fun." The panda-eyed girl also got up and slapped Deadpool with her backhand: "But your way of playing is so disgusting, pervert! I need to slow down for a while."

"Hey? Is it really disgusting to play?" Deadpool covered his face and watched the girl get up with some regret: "Just remind me, or draw it. Hey, I have lost my memory and can't remember it!"

Domino angrily ignored him. Instead, he got out of bed and got dressed. He walked to the window and pinched Inez's butt: "Cow, I have to go. Mutants have established a utopia. I want to go over and see my compatriots." If you have any work, see you later."

"Goodbye Bitchi, come find us again in New York."

Inez smiled and told her friend to get out. They were in a luxurious suite of an unknown hotel. Bags of cash were piled in the living room. Domino picked up her share, two bulging travel bags. , waving his middle finger upright to the two of them, opened the door and got out.

"Okay, let's go." Inez took a few deep breaths at the window, sat back on the bed again, and showed Wade her cell phone: "By the way, honey, I've been interested in it a long time ago. What do you think of a house?"

The photo online shows a duplex high-rise apartment with the Empire State Building visible from its window, so it should be in New York.

Well, luckily, it's not on the Upper East Side or Flushing. This house is only listed for $4 million.

"Hey, I think renting a house is actually quite good. Look at me..." Wade doesn't have that much money at all. He makes money quickly and spends it quickly. He has no concept of financial management at all. Mercenaries are all these days. Everyone is drunk today, except for the alien cousin.

As soon as he finished speaking, Inez looked at him disappointedly, and then tears rolled out of her beautiful eyes:

"I am only 20 years old this year. I came from the simple countryside of Texas to the big city of New York. I thought I had met true love before marrying you. But in the end, you are not even willing to buy me a house! Woohoo! My life is good. It’s bitter!”

"Don't cry, don't, buy, buy, buy, I'll buy you whatever you want." Wade was most afraid of a woman crying, let alone a beautiful woman who was close to him. He immediately jumped up from the bed. Wiping her tears with a quilt: "I'll find a way to get some money to buy you this house!"

"I'll help you think about it, here." Inez sniffed, took back the phone and dialed it a few times, then put it in front of Wade again: "Look at this, there is this mission on the mercenary APP, go to Russia and steal a If a nuclear bomb is sent to the Democratic Republic of the Congo for delivery, it will cost two million US dollars."

Wade looked at his phone, then at his wife, and turned to face the deserted place aside: "Friends in the live broadcast room, why do I feel like I have fallen into some terrible pit? This is what my cousin calls 'siege' ?"

"Don't act crazy, there's nothing over there, my dear." Inez used brute force to pull Wade's head back, and the cervical vertebrae made a shattering sound: "First scan your pupils to accept this task. I can help you book a flight and leave right away."

"Wait, am I going alone?" Deadpool opened his eyelids and took a picture. Then he caught the schoolbag and clothes thrown by his wife and was pushed towards the door.

"I'll go back to New York to pay the deposit first." The outlaw picked up the remaining money bags by the door, which he got from robbing the casino last night: "This is our share. Don't you think it's a good house?" Are you waiting for someone? You go and come back quickly, we are not on the same road, I will go over there first, okay!"

Bang!

The door closed behind the two of them. The happy-faced woman carried a large amount of cash and disappeared at the end of the hotel corridor. Her crisp laughter echoed in the air.

Deadpool stood in the corridor wearing his uniform with a suspicious look on his face, as if he had discovered something suspicious. He sighed and said to the man next to him:

"She would cry sometimes and laugh sometimes. Women are really changeable. Just like the cheese on a pizza, it can become anything in the oven. I once saw a pizza with a big tomato sauce painted on it. Dick, well, that's because I owe the pizza guy money, but the logic remains the same..."

He babbled to himself and walked to the other end of the corridor. There was no doubt that this discovery was of no value.