The Death Knell

He arrived at the door of Peter's house with ease. His aunt might have gone out to work. She sent Xiaochong a text message, but he didn't reply.

But this was not a problem for Deadpool. He took out a lockpick from his trouser pocket and opened Xiaochong's door on the spot.

Holding back a smile, he passed by the living room on the first floor, walked up the creaking stairs to the second floor, came to Peter's room door, and opened the door carefully.

I saw that Peter was still sleeping soundly, and he didn't know what he was dreaming about. There was a shy smile on the boy's face, and there was a small bulge under the quilt.

Deadpool rolled his eyes and figured it out.

Looking at Peter's little face under the quilt, and then at the messy room of the adolescent boy, Wade lifted his half-pull mask and took a deep breath towards the sleeping boy.

"Ha~~~"

"Cough, cough!"

Peter Parker suddenly coughed violently in his sleep, and his happy smile turned into a look of horror. His dream must have become terrifying in an instant, and he was even choked to tears.

The small bag under the quilt suddenly collapsed.

"Pfft hehe...cough, Onii-chan, get up, otherwise people will do embarrassing things to you."

The evil Deadpool laughed, leaned close to Peter's ear, and pinched his throat to imitate his cousin's demonic voice that had been processed by a voice changer.

"No!!!"

Peter sat up suddenly in his sleep, breathing violently like a person who had suffocated underwater and came back to shore. Cold sweat rolled down his head, and the T-shirt he was wearing as pajamas was instantly soaked.

If he hadn't remembered that he was Spider-Man in his dream, he might have wet the bed.

He originally had a very good dream. He dreamed that he and his girlfriends went to an amusement park, enjoyed various projects there, spent a pleasant day, and then ate ice cream together under the sunset. Everyone was very happy. The atmosphere also became ambiguous, and Gwen even secretly held his hand.

But in the next second, all the ice cream turned into shit, and it was so smokey that it hurt people's eyes. Then, the girls around him all turned into rotten faces like Deadpool, and they were all drooling and looking at him. , I want to do shameful things with him.

He was immediately startled awake.

"Hahahahaha!"

Seeing Peter's miserable condition, Deadpool couldn't help but roll on the floor with laughter. He and Bugs had a good relationship, and the two often played pranks on each other.

Although his cousin is not a particularly serious person, Slade can't afford to fall out with him at all times. He is always slippery and boring, but Peter is more fun.

"Wade!" Peter was startled by the loud laughter behind him, and he automatically bounced to the ceiling and landed there. After seeing who was behind it, his face turned red with anger: "Please pay me back." Dream! I went out on patrol last night and finally took a rest today, but you came to bother me again!"

"We are friends. I came here to play with you. What's the point of sleeping? I made money today and will take you to a nice place."

Deadpool lay down on Peter's bed very naturally, covered him with the boy's quilt, and narrowed his eyes in comfort.

"Nice place? Game arcade?"

Peter jumped down from the ceiling and walked helplessly to the bathroom to wash his face and brush his teeth. As an otaku, many of the things he and Wade had in common were video games, so he subconsciously thought they were arcades.

"Oh, I think you really don't understand how? Not only do I want to take you to see a good doctor, but I also want to help you become a DUA doctor."

Wade followed Peter into the bathroom, smiling obscenely and reaching out to touch Peter's thigh.

Spider-Man's thighs are so strong.

He felt that it was time for Xiaochong to be exposed to adult entertainment. Although most nightclubs were closed during the day, Margaret Sisters Bar was a mercenary stronghold, and there were drinks and girls there at all times.

"Huh? What does that mean?" Peter slapped Deadpool's dirty hands away and continued to brush his teeth with foam at his mouth: "Are you talking in Vietnamese? Gululu... Bah!"

"Don't ask so many questions. It's a good thing anyway. Just come with me. I'm treating you today. I'm not short of money!" Deadpool took out a handful of bills from both trouser pockets and opened them with a swishing sound like two fans. He fanned towards Peter as if to release the aroma of the ink.

Xiaochong was very curious and a little moved, but after hesitating for a while, he still rejected his friend's suggestion.

"Sorry, Wade, I can't hang out with you today. I made an appointment with MJ and the others to go on an outing together and find a place where no one is around to practice our tactical coordination. You know, we are superheroes, how can we Better protecting people is what I care about.”

"Bah, bah, bah!" Deadpool stuck out his tongue and sneered at Xiaochong's statement: "Don't even think about deceiving my detective, Deadpool! I know what teenagers like you are thinking about, what kind of training tactics and coordination , Actually, you just want to touch their bodies while they are exercising together, right?"

"Wha, what? I didn't! You're talking nonsense! No!" Peter was so panicked that he dropped the toothbrush bowl in his hand: "Shame, your thoughts are so wretched! Go, get out of my house, you Makes the air I breathe obscene.”

Deadpool sighed, and a pair of small white eyes on his mask showed a helpless look: "You will know later that things between men and women are interesting, but in fact they also want to take advantage of you."

"Really? Am I attractive? Do they want to touch me too?" Peter was a little happy and quickly looked in the mirror.

However, Deadpool's eyes have become sharp. He pointed a finger at his friend, and covered the bridge of his nose with his other hand to hold up the non-existent glasses:

"You said 'yeah'? So there is only one truth! In your heart, you are greedy for their bodies, you are despicable! ... Just like me, hehe. Brother Spider, let me tell you, there is actually nothing to be ashamed of, Just ask them directly if they want to go to bed with you. In my opinion, they will definitely be willing. Who calls you a little fresh meat? Although you look a little rustic, you are still a pauper and a virgin, and you can’t speak well, or even I don’t know how to drink, but I can still be considered as pretty as I was when I was young.”

After saying that, he shook his head solemnly and leaned against the bathroom door frame like a male model on the catwalk.

I recall when I was young, wearing camouflage uniforms and slippers, carrying a Wilson 47 rifle, standing among a group of black uncles, I was the most handsome boy, and there was no one more handsome than me among the young soldiers.

Even if it had happened, it would have been wiped out by the fact that he was shooting someone behind his back.

"Go away, you will bully me. I won't believe anything you say now." Peter glared at Deadpool, returned to the bedroom to change clothes, took his uniform out of the trash and stuffed it into his schoolbag to get ready. Going out: "I'm leaving now. You should leave too. My aunt won't let me play with you."

"Oh, boy, you don't know what you missed by rejecting my suggestion, but okay, you may be more suitable for the pure love style." Wade opened the bedroom window and sat on the window frame He was about to go out, but suddenly turned around: "Then shall we still play Monster Hunter online at night? Is it still the same time?"

Peter also sat on the window sill, patted Wade on the shoulder, and said domineeringly: "Of course, today we must defeat Tian Huilong. Even God can't save it, I said so!"