The Death Knell

"Hey hey hey..."

In a dark room, a beautiful girl's beach volleyball program was playing on the TV. A fat figure in the room was eating potato chips and drinking Coke. From time to time, he made slurping sounds and snickered like a maniac.

"Suck! Yes, jump, jump one more time, hoo! hoo!"

Seeing the exciting part, this chubby black figure even came to the TV and blew air towards the display screen, as if intending to blow away those 'obstructing pieces of cloth'.

In the darkness, his eyes seemed to be shining, and his gaze kept passing over the white flesh. He could not hear the voice of the game commentator at all, and he was completely addicted to beauty.

But at this moment.

"Tear!"

The curtains in the room were suddenly opened, and the strong sunlight from outside suddenly shone into this happy world.

This figure's reaction speed was not slow. When he heard the noise, he turned his head subconsciously. As a result, his reaction was too fast. The change in light suddenly made his vision pale, and he was so sad that he burst into tears.

"Ah! Mei, do you want to kill daddy?! Close the curtains! I'm going to go blind!"

The obese middle-aged man immediately covered his face and lay down, rolling on the carpet like a meat ball. His big belly stretched out a big gap in his red and blue uniform, and his navel, which was like a deep well, was exposed.

Standing at the window was Spider-Woman holding her arms.

She was wearing a black uniform with red spider web patterns raised like blood vessels. When she heard the man yelling, she widened her eyes angrily:

"I wish I were really blind! What are you doing?! You didn't answer the phone. I thought something had happened to you, so I quickly asked for leave to see you, only to find you alone at home trying to be 'comfortable' by yourself? It's so frustrating. I'm disappointed!"

The fat man rolled a few times, climbed up with difficulty, sat on the carpet and rubbed his hair, which had not been washed for an unknown period of time and had been condensed with grease, and protested:

"I didn't do that, and you're a girl, don't say such things."

"Tch, it's a new era now, old-fashioned thinking." The big white eyepiece on the girl's mask narrowed, and she started to help clean up the room as she walked around: "I'm twenty years old, can't I just talk about it?"

"No, no, you are my Peter Parker's daughter, the best girl among the second-generation superheroes. Dad won't allow you to become a female monster like Grandma Black Widow!"

The middle-aged man started rolling on the carpet again, kicking his legs randomly, looking like he was cheating.

The girl was very speechless about this. After her father retired, he stayed at home watching those programs every day, staring at all kinds of beauties endlessly, as if he was useless.

If she hadn't been deceived into the Red Skull's trap the year before last, and her father put on the suit again and rushed into the siege to rescue him, she would probably have thought that Spider-Man had no fighting ability.

But after I praised him a few times, he ended up not taking off his uniform. If he was too busy to come to his father's house, he could wear this uniform for half a year without taking a shower.

"Alas." May Parker sighed, slowly picked up a pile of potato chip bags in the corner of the room, there were about seventy or eighty of them, and wrapped them up with spider silk: "Seriously, Dad, how about... Are you looking for a wife?"

"No, I only love your mother."

Spider-Man moved on the carpet like a caterpillar, and came to the shadow of the sofa to lie down to hide from the light. The carpet smelled of mold and leftover soup.

"I love her too, but she has been dead for ten years. You are not yet sixty years old. You can definitely find another one." Mei walked around the room quickly, collecting and packing the empty drink bottles: "I I heard that you didn't like Aunt Mary Jane very much when you were young? She has also been single recently."

"Who has such a big mouth that he even tells you this?" Peter turned over, leaning against the sofa and panting: "Don't worry about adults' affairs."

The spider girl sent the pieces of garbage tied with spider silk out the door, saying: "How could I not care? You are suffering from depression. When I go out to do tasks, I am worried about the day I come to you. When I opened the door, I found your body hanging from the fan rope."

"If I were to hang myself, it would be with spider silk," Peter muttered.

"Have you really thought about it?!" Mei threw the garbage in her hands on the ground with a clang, put her hands on her hips and began to scold her father: "I knew you had a mental problem, go, take a shower and change clothes, I Take you to Doctor Doom and ask him to treat you."

Dr. Doom Reed is not a doctor, but he is omnipotent and can easily treat depression.

If he wasn't afraid of breaking the order of life and death and breaking everyone's default rules, May Parker even thought about asking him to help resurrect his mother Gwen.

"I'm not sick, so I won't go." Spider-Man got up and hid aside with heavy steps. He picked up the snack box on the coffee table and ate it. It contained the leftover Chinese rice bowl from the night before.

The daughter flipped her wrist and shot out a thread of spider silk, which stuck to the fast food box and snatched it away.

But she had nothing to do with her father. She could only sigh: "It's okay not to go for a check-up. Don't eat leftovers like this. Let's go out to eat?"

Spider-Man is a little moved. He also wants to spend more time with his daughter. After all, the reunion is usually very busy, and she also has her own house. The two of them spend less time together and more time apart.

If there is anything worth remembering in the chaotic New York, it is that there are still relatives and friends here, as well as his own daughter.

Whenever Peter is with her, he always feels very warm, reminding him of his deceased Aunt May and Gwen. They were also very nagging. This is the feeling of a family.

But at this moment, the host's voice came from the TV...

"The beach volleyball game has been broadcast here. Next, let us focus on the synchronized swimming competition."

The flexible fat man's figure flashed and he returned to the sofa in an instant. His eyes were as wide as copper bells, staring at the beautiful girls in the water:

"I'm not going, please help me order a takeaway."

"Ah! I'm so angry!!!"

Mei was so angry that she threw the junk fast food in her hand out the door, jumped up and pounced on the single sofa, wanting to have a fight with her unsatisfied father.

Could it be that the chance of getting along with my own daughter is not as good as the thighs of those women? !

However, the fast food box that flew to the door was caught by someone, and a hoarse and deep voice came: "Oh, I saw someone trying to kill my father as soon as I came here. It's so dark."

Hearing this sound, the struggling father and daughter looked outside the door, and naturally saw the conspicuous black and yellow armor in the sunlight, as well as the one-eyed man with a half-smiling expression.

Spider Girl let go of her father and jumped to the side, wiping her hands with her uniform, looking a little panicked:

"Mage Supreme, how did you come to our earth?"

Old Peter stood up with difficulty holding on to the armrest of the sofa, came to the door, shook hands with Deathstroke and hugged him: "Welcome, my friend, I know, it's because of diversity, right? Is that earth in the sky your 40K? "

Although he is old and fat, he is not confused. The universe is undergoing great changes and he knows everything.

"No, that's their 1610 Earth." Deathstroke smiled and patted Spider-Man on the shoulder, then walked into the messy apartment on his own: "You seem to have gained weight again after we were separated last time. What TV show are you watching? Well...well, your taste is really unique."

Su Ming only saw a swimming pool with all kinds of female weirdos, fish-men? Toad man? A long-legged water snake? Water monkey? Kappa?

It must be synchronized swimming, but it looks more like a dance of demons.

The aesthetics of this world are really unbearable for ordinary people like Su Ming...