The Death Knell

It was very quiet in the sewer. You could only hear the gentle sound of water flowing through the pipe above your head. It was the sound of solid matter mixed with liquid. There was also a plopping sound of falling water at the right-angled corners of the pipe.

Deathstroke waved his hand, beckoning the fly girl to leave the room, and raised his voice and said to the crowd:

"Same as her, if you fall asleep or get too high before four o'clock in the morning, you can go out. It's none of your business."

So of the more than two hundred monsters, only a dozen were left.

"It's just you. Come here and tell me, since you didn't faint, what do you remember after four o'clock?" Su Ming scanned the remaining monsters and picked out a pig-headed orc girl who was more pleasing to the eye and asked. .

I don't know if the name Supreme Mage is too loud, or if the appearance of strangulating and rummaging through boxes is more scary, but in short, this wild boar girl knelt down immediately, as if she couldn't speak English while standing.

"huh huh huh huh"

Who knew she really couldn't speak English, but instead she barked a pig in reply!

Su Ming sighed deeply, pinched the bridge of his nose, turned to Xia Kaela and asked, "I can't even speak English, so I'm sure they're not aliens, but now is not the time to study this. Please translate what she said for me." What."

Xia Kaela, who was sitting next to her, picked up the cosmetics on the dressing table and touched up her makeup. She traced her lip line and said:

"What this guy said was that although she was awake, she fell asleep after seeing Wade and I asleep. But when she woke up at ten o'clock this morning, she found that the prince was missing."

"Okay, everyone who is in the same situation as her should also go out."

Deathstroke waved his hands repeatedly. These underground races were very simple, and they would not dare to lie to Xia Kaila, but their poor brains sometimes turned out to be troublesome.

After hearing this, most of the dozen or so monsters left left, and finally only three were left.

One looks like an inflatable doll melted by high temperature, one is a spider girl with eight long legs, and the other is a cow. Yes, it is an ordinary-looking cow. She is still chewing a plastic bag of garbage. Probably rumination.

Deathstroke opened his mouth, thinking that these were all the girls Wade had slept with, he didn't know who to start with.

It was very cool in the sewer, but there was a big drop of sweat slowly flowing down his temples. Strangler quickly helped his host wipe it, feeling a little distressed.

Even though the host has faced countless enemies, it has never been so mentally and physically exhausted.

"You answer first, don't kneel down, it's quite troublesome." Su Ming sighed silently, and finally chose Spider Girl to answer the question first, because although this girl has many legs, at least she has a human face, and she is related to spiders. , should be able to communicate using spider webs.

"Hello, Master Supreme, I am the little spider responsible for fishing in the sewer." Sure enough, the spider girl's thoughts were quite normal, and she still had a name.

"Very good, I finally met a normal person, phew~" Su Ming nodded happily and raised his hand to signal her to continue.

"I came in at three o'clock last night to deliver lubricant. The prince wanted to make out with me when he saw my legs. Her Majesty the Queen also agreed, so I stayed and served for a while. But I left the bedroom before four o'clock. At that time Everything is fine.”

After saying this, she looked at the death knell with dark eyes, watery eyes without even eyelids, pitifully waiting for a reply.

Don't come and join in the fun if you leave immediately after playing! And why do spiders wear garters on their legs? ! Now what's going on with this maid outfit? !

Waving her hands feebly, Su Ming said that she had nothing to do and to go out.

Then, he turned his attention to the melted inflatable doll-like monster, maybe a pink slime monster?

"Do you speak English? If not, just go out, because the inflatable doll most likely does not have a brain."

"Yes, Lord Deathstroke, I can also speak Japanese and Arabic." The pink ooze monster replied. Its body is translucent and its voice is cute and soft: "To tell you the truth, I am actually the entire sewer. The smartest slime in the world, I also have the equivalent of a bachelor’s degree through Internet correspondence courses.”

"What did you study?" Deathstroke looked at Xia Kaila beside him in surprise. He didn't expect that she had some talent under her.

How inspiring that a slime monster can go to college online.

The ooze monster shook a few times, reflecting a faint light like jelly, and replied proudly:

"Africa Zambia Online University Clinical Medicine Major, Anorectal Department"

"Stop, don't tell me the details, I suddenly don't want to know." Deathstroke closed his eyes and waved his hand to signal her to go out: "And there is no need to ask anything else, I have already guessed the answer, you are the lubricant, right Bar?"

"How do you know? How wise and great you are!"

The ooze monster's molten doll had a surprised expression on its face, seeming to sincerely praise the man's wisdom.

"Because I am the Supreme Mage!"

Deathstroke immediately picked up the useless bat joke, and then told her to go take a shower. Do you still have to ask how you guessed it?

The soft pink ooze monster formed into a ball and actually rolled out, bumping against the door frame, which obviously silenced the atmosphere even more.

As a result, the last remaining witness was a cow.

Deathstroke took a few deep breaths, smoked a few more cigarettes, drank a bottle of strong wine, and looked at each other silently with the cow.

"Chew Chew Chew"

The cow was still regurgitating the garbage bag in its mouth. A pair of cow eyes looked blankly at the human in front of it, as if it didn't know what he was going to do.

"She is just a cow." Seeing the silent atmosphere, Xia Kaila put down the eyebrow pencil in her hand and quickly explained: "To be honest, I don't know the language of cows. Otherwise, I will send someone to the ground Invite a veterinarian?"

"No, adjutant, where is Monaco? What are you doing now?" Su Ming decided to use magic directly. Even if he couldn't ask questions from the cow, he could find a mage to use magic to find the person.

"The Magic Prince is currently at home in London, feeding rabbits." The adjutant gave the answer.

"Help him change his clothes and teleport over." Su Ming continued to look at the cow. The more he looked at it, the more he felt that it looked a bit like the one raised at Carol's house.

About thirty seconds later, Monaco was brought to Deathstroke by a ray of light, with an unhappy expression written all over his face:

"What happened again? Where is this? Why is it me again?"

As soon as he stood firm, he asked three fatal questions.

"In the deepest part of New York's sewers, there is a metropolis of monsters. This is the queen of the American underground race, Xia Kaila, who is also Wade's fiancée." Su Ming pointed to the devil dressed in a colorful dress beside him, and then pointed to the disheveled clothes and messy beard. The mage with his hat tilted off said: "Xia Kaila, this is the Prince of Magic, Master Monaco, my good friend."

"Hello, Master, my little one was lost in the bedroom last night. Please help me find him. Please." Xia Jila politely greeted the moustache mage and took out a pink handkerchief to wipe it. Out of the corner of his eye: "We are going to have a wedding ceremony tomorrow. I really don't know what to do."

Monaco retched on the spot. Even though he was blessed with an olfactory shielding spell, just associating the appearance of Deadpool with the nickname "Little Deadpool" in his mind made him feel sick.