The Death Knell

"What do you mean? What do you mean by suddenly disappearing?"

The next morning, Su Ming came to New York feeling refreshed, happily got into the sewers, arrived at Monster Metropolis, and came to Xia Kaila's house to discuss the next arrangements with her cousin.

But after entering the garbage castle in the sewer, I found all kinds of underground creatures and demons rummaging through the cabinets, seemingly looking for something.

He didn't pay attention at first, but after meeting Xia Kaila, he realized that these guys were looking for Wade. The reason was that he was still in Xia Kaila's bed at midnight last night, but he disappeared at some time.

Su Ming saw a minotaur outside the door not far away using a steel fork to fish out a broken boot from the sewage pool, turning it upside down and beating it, as if he suspected that Deadpool would hide his retarded behavior in the shoe.

He had long had no expectations for the IQ of these underground creatures, but today his cognitive limit had just been refreshed.

"It's just like I said, Mage Supreme."

Xia Kaila looked very sad, sitting in front of the dressing table holding her head and recalling:

"Last night, Wade went to have a bachelor party with some friends. He came back around 12 o'clock, and then he went to bed with us. At around 4 o'clock, we had enough fun, and I obviously slept with him in my arms. It’s alive.”

While talking, Xia Kaila pointed back at the extra-large bed not far away. The sheets and mattress were still dripping and exuding a fishy smell.

"Don't call me Supreme Mage. Although the reason for you and Wade's acquaintance is the agreement between you and me, it seems that you have a good relationship and you will soon be my brother-in-law, so just call me Slade or cousin. Can."

Su Ming used his mind to control Strangulation to check the bed to see if there were any traces.

But it seems to be in vain. Wade has been suffering from skin peeling, bleeding, pus discharge, incontinence and other problems. His mattress and bedding

"Hey!"

As soon as Strangler lifted the quilt, he stuck out his tongue, and he couldn't help but retch. Its sense of smell was tens of millions of times greater than that of humans. The stench that had been fermenting all night suddenly burst out, making even it feel a little disgusted.

And Xia Kaila is a devil. The devil's idea is that the dirtier the bed, the more exciting it will be.

The bed was very big, and Strangler found traces of dozens of different biological fluids on the bed. You can imagine how high they were last night, or how high they were every day?

"That's all I know. Cousin, please help me find Wade."

Xia Kaila, who looked a little melancholy, looked outside the door. A fish-headed monster was squatting there digging out a mouse hole, as if it suspected that Deadpool was hiding in the mouse hole.

She sighed: "I can't count on my people at all. It's no problem asking them to go into battle to kill the enemy, but investigating disappearances? It's not their specialty."

Deathstroke nodded, first looking at the bedroom that looked like an underground palace hall, and then at the monsters walking around completely destroying the scene:

"Okay, Xia Kaila, you fell asleep last night. I don't know when Wade disappeared, but maybe someone else saw it. First, call all the servants who slept with you last night and let me ask. "

Deathstroke is not a detective, but a mercenary knows a little bit about everything. It is enough to be able to solve crimes as well as Batman.

"All of them?"

A few minutes later, facing about two hundred female monsters of all kinds in front of him, Su Ming actually didn't want to care about his cousin's life or death for a moment. He looked at the embarrassed Xia Kela with speechless eyes and let out a soul of torture.

The succubus spread her hands, her lavender skin flushed a little, and replied in a low voice:

"Since you are pursuing excitement, then let it be exciting to the end."

Deathstroke took a deep breath and swallowed back the words "You're so naughty" that came to his lips. After all, it was not appropriate to talk to his siblings like this, so the breath turned into a dry cough again, spitting out his mouth.

"Cough, cough! Well, things seem a bit complicated. There are so many people, do you remember the order?"

"I don't remember, cousin, I was very high at the time." The sister-in-law looked like a drug addict who was caught by the police and asked about the process. She hugged her pet little devil and gave the answer in a trance.

These monsters usually live in the sewers. After all, Monster Metropolis is such an underground settlement, but when they are crowded in this closed environment, the various weird smells are a bit eye-catching.

"Adjutant, scan the earth and see where the bitch went." Su Ming looked at the monsters and chose to ask the adjutant first.

"Chief, nothing was found." The doll girl projected in front of him and immediately gave the answer.

Su Ming lit a cigarette to suppress the surrounding smell, and the two small tentacles of the strangulation massaged his temples, and then asked: "Scan the 40K universe to see if he drank too much and ended up on an alien planet after getting up late at night. .”

"The scan is complete, Sheriff, still nothing. There is no object suspected of Wade, not even red and black meat sauce."

The adjutant gave the answer again, even skipping the next step. She rushed to answer:

"Not in other dimensions. He did not go to hell, nor did he go to see any demons we know. Do I need to contact Death next? If so, then I need you to give me the authority to contact Thanos and use the Black Lantern Ring. .”

"What about the other six parallel earths and their affiliated dimensions?" Deathstroke pulled a chair over, turned it over and sat on it astride it: "Maybe he went out to play with Spider-Man."

"I have no record of him using spider webs here, Sheriff, and even if there are other Deadpools on those parallel earths, they are not your brothers. He is really missing."

The doll girl gave the most impossible answer. Deadpool loves popularity so much. He also said that he is the protagonist of the universe and it is absolutely impossible for him to disappear for no reason.

"Keep scanning and monitor all Deadpools in the parallel world. I'll try the old method here." Deathstroke sighed and raised his fingers in front of him: "Which of you was the first to sleep with the Queen and Deadpool last night? , stand up and answer questions.”

Then an orc girl came out. She was one of Xia Kaila's maids. She had a very hot figure and was dressed very coolly. However, since she had a fly head on her neck, Su Ming guessed that she had some hellish blood.

Who knows, the underground race is also called "alien", and they were originally the discarded products of the Eternal Race experiment conducted by the Celestial Group.

Over the years, the aliens have been hiding in the dark underground, interbreeding with each other, and interbreeding with the demon descendants of the 'beast', and the blood has long become a hodgepodge.

"I am the first one, Supreme Mage, but I really don't know where the Prince has gone. I probably passed out around one o'clock last night. Please, be merciful and please don't kill me!"

The woman knelt down in front of him with a pop. The fly's mouthparts were squirming, and she spoke with yellow slime like shit in her mouth.

Su Ming rubbed his face hard. He couldn't even bear to look at it anymore. Damn Wade, what kind of weird things has he done?