The Death Knell

"Oh, it's like a toilet-like teleportation effect. It's really annoying." Su Ming revealed his head on the water and complained to Monaco, who was wet and still holding a top hat next to him: "This dreamland seems to be an open world. From now on Judging from the position of Polaris, we should be in the northern hemisphere."

"Don't worry about the water temperature, there is a boat over there." Monaco released a magic that allowed him to float on the water without fluttering: "And I can feel that Deadpool's soul is not far from us."

"Strangled, is Wade on that ship?" Su Ming asked the symbiote. If the distance is close enough, the advantage of smell will be useful.

"Hey."

The symbiote said it was indeed there, but it also smelled blood and felt the vibration of the collision of weapons. It was obvious that Wade was fighting something.

Su Ming signaled Monaco to follow him slowly, and went to take a look first. Then he turned into a black and yellow light and shadow and flew directly over the ship.

I saw Wade holding a samurai sword in one hand and holding a mermaid in the other, fighting with a group of undead skeleton soldiers. The cold weapon fight caused sparks to fly.

He is not afraid of death, and neither is the other party. He is the one who bleeds after being injured. After all, this guy also brings a burden.

"Cousin, help! Xiba! Help Smecta!"

"puff!"

The first thing the mourning species did when it landed on the deck was to cut Wade down with a sword, then step on his butt and rub the corresponding front part of his body against the deck:

"What I hate the most are stick men. Let's call you Smita, let's call you Axi. We are getting married tomorrow. Why are you running around today? Huh?!"

However, this was nothing to Deadpool. Even though he was almost split in half due to the vertical slash, he still let out a suspicious gasp:

"Oye, don't stop, it feels so good, brother, you are so fierce, use force, don't pity me because I am a delicate flower."

The mermaid he had held before fell on the deck on one side. She seemed unable to speak and could only open her mouth and scream, with a worried look on her face.

At this time, the surrounding skeletons also gathered around. They waved rusty scimitars in their hands, wore clothes covered with barnacles, and swarmed forward with the fishy smell of sea water. They seemed to be very hostile to the living and were not interested at all. No desire to talk.

When it comes to dealing with undead creatures, Deathstroke has a much greater advantage than Wade. He just raised his hand and waved to the undead, and the black light ring turned them all into immovable wooden piles.

"Get out of here, if you continue to be disgusting, I will throw you into the septic tank of Utopia College." He nudged Deadpool with his toes, picked him up and stood up, and then used the green light ring to create another one. The ball was filled with sea water from under the side of the ship, and the mermaid was trapped inside.

"Is it the men's room or the women's room? I have a bold idea, hehe..." Not only was Deadpool not afraid, he even let out a lewd laugh.

"In your dream, have you become bolder?" Su Ming took out a stapler from his pocket and threw it to his cousin, asking him to staple himself up first: "Tell me what happened, who asked you to use it? Did the Continuity Stone enter the dream dimension? We are now in your distorted and deformed dream. You can think of it as a passage, and we are falling into the deepest dimension."

"Huh? Am I in my own dream?" Deadpool straightened his upper body and adjusted it crookedly a few times: "No, Slade, what you said is wrong. I can't think about anything here at all. Yes, so this is not my dream. Everyone says that there is everything in dreams, but look at me, there is nothing, just a mermaid, or the kind with a fish tail, alas..."

He let out a long sigh, seeming very disappointed with something.

"Shut up, I said yes, just accept this." Su Ming knocked him on the head, looked at the mermaid, then at the undead and the ship: "Tell me, how did you combine "Pirates of the Caribbean" and Andersen "Mermaid"?"

Yes, this ship is the Flying Dutchman, and its name is written on the poop.

"Brother, if you were living on a desert island and picked up a mermaid, would you like her to have a fish head and a human body, or a human head and a fish body?" Deadpool was still struggling with the previous question. He had no intention of repenting at all, but instead used a very salty and wet expression. Looking at the immobile undead skeletons with his eyes, he seemed to have some bold idea.

Su Ming walked to the side of the ship and asked Strangler to fish out Monaco who had arrived at the side of the ship. He looked at Deadpool with a disappointed expression:

"How did you become a mercenary? The correct answer is of course any kind. Negotiate a condition with her and see what things on the land can be exchanged for. Let her fish in the sea for you, so that you can have stability and reliability. source of food.”

Deadpool can't starve to death even if he doesn't eat, but there is no cosmic energy in his body to support him. He has no strength if he doesn't eat. He just can't die, which is very painful.

"...Tall, cousin, you are still the tallest." Deadpool gave a thumbs up, used up the stapler and stuffed it into his trouser pocket. He really never thought that mermaids could also use this: "I have heard the story before about a monkey in the East who caught seven beauties as guards in a peach orchard, and then left the beauties aside to eat the peaches. I didn't expect you to be such a realistic person."

"Stop talking about those useless things." Deathstroke looked up at the tall mast and the broken bloody sail hanging on it: "Tell me what you remember, about the ins and outs of this matter."

...

On the deck of the ship, Deadpool talked about what he remembered, including a lot of nonsense.

But after refining the content of tens of thousands of words, it is actually very simple. Someone ordered a task for him, and he came to make money.

Although my cousin was responsible for the wedding venue, food and drinks, other things also cost money. He wanted to have a handsome hairstyle, and he specifically asked Tony for the phone number of his royal hairstylist, and he made an appointment. Woolen cloth.

"Let me tell you, Slade, that master's appearance fee is very valuable. I just want to make some extra money while I have time today, so I don't want to be angry with him, cousin~~~~What?"

As he spoke, he hugged his cousin's arm and twisted his body coquettishly, making disgusting sounds.

"You? Doing hair?" Su Ming's hand slipped on the spot, and he stabbed Deadpool to the ground again with the owl dagger. He also looked at the top of his head with disgust: "You even lost all your scalp because of skin cancer. Take What hairstyle?”

"Who said that, I have hair." Wade took off his black and red hood, got up and pointed to the top of his head. There were three short velvets barely stuck in a bloody scab, which could probably be regarded as hair.

If there was no sea breeze blowing and they were swaying in the wind, it would be hard to see them.

"Ouch!" Monaco, who had been watching the excitement, was immediately affected by the beauty of the face. He lay on the side of the boat and vomited, but he still said stubbornly: "Don't come over, I'm just seasick. Don't come to help me. Let me do it myself."

But Wade, who was in a good mood at this time, was very enthusiastic. Before he finished speaking, he had already supported the mage and put his bad face in front of him:

"Why are you so polite, Monaco? We are old friends, so we should help each other."

"vomit!!!"

The mage's seasickness obviously got worse. He vomited so much that he almost tipped over from the boat into the sea.