The Death Knell

"Squirrel girl?"

Su Ming, who was standing next to the evaporator display cabinet, called the girl because he was a little unsure of her identity.

Although the mouse ear hairpins on her head and the big furry tail behind her should be enough proof, in Su Ming's impression, although Squirrel Girl has more than a dozen different uniforms, they are all about 'little leather shoes, tight pants, my name is Squirrel, remember, this is the ultimate trendy look.

Now this is a khaki T-shirt and dirty big pants. No matter how you look at it, it feels a bit...off.

"It's me, hehe. My friends all call me Doreen. Mr. Deathstroke can also be called that. I'm your fan. When I was a kid, my grandparents often told me your stories, which scared me so much that I couldn't sleep at night. I'm sleeping, I'm afraid you'll come out from under the bed and take me away."

The familiar squirrel girl got out of the crowd, ran to the death knell in small steps, raised her face and said with a smile:

"I am 18 years old, I don't have a boyfriend yet, I am a first-year student at Imperial College in New York, majoring in video game design. My favorite animal is squirrels, my favorite food is nuts, and my favorite sport is shopping at supermarket discounts."

Her round face was full of optimism, but there was no need to introduce herself later, right? Moreover, if you participate in activities such as supermarket discount shopping, it will not have the effect of fitness exercise at all, right?

"...You were afraid of me when you were a child, why aren't you afraid now?"

Su Ming looked at the big tail wagging behind him and was a little curious about this.

Could it be that just like the Bat fans in Gotham, they developed abnormal dependence in extreme fear? Are you feeling panicked after not seeing Batman for a while?

"Well, after my grandparents passed away, all they left me were those stories about you." Squirrel Girl's eyebrows drooped, and there was a look of aggrievedness and sadness on her little round face: "And I know the truth of the matter. Like the story says, you are a good person..."

"That's it. Speaking of which, you and Gwen are classmates." Su Ming changed the topic. After all, his goal was the necklace in Squirrel Girl's hand. There was no point in building a relationship and chatting too deeply about the other person's family situation.

Besides, Squirrel Girl is a funny character, and letting her recall those unhappy things will affect her combat effectiveness.

Marvel officials have never said where Squirrel Girl's powerful combat power comes from, but she can always defeat powerful enemies with all kinds of ridiculous means and reasons, and her officially certified abilities are all funny items.

For example, she has incisors and jaws that can bear a million pounds of weight, allowing her to use them to dig tunnels in mountains or crack open any kind of nut with ease.

For example, she can hide her tail in her pants and pretend to be an ordinary person, while creating an exaggerated American butt like the Kardashian sisters.

By the way, there is also a tribute to Neptune next door, she can talk to squirrels.

"Ah, from a certain point of view, she should know me, and I also know her." Waiter Gwen, carrying a mountaineering bag and various weapons on her side, bent over and panted like an exhausted bricklayer. : "Although I am an art major, I am out 'collecting scenery' 360 days a year, and I haven't even memorized the roads on campus yet."

There were a lot of people present, and Gwen spoke in a cryptic manner, but everything was hinting at Deathstroke's most important ability about Squirrel Girl.

That is to go over the wall. Squirrel Girl can go over the fourth wall and communicate directly with the audience, at least the one on Earth 616 can.

As for the 40K Earth, Gwen is a little unsure, but she has traveled through time in the comics, what else is impossible to happen?

"Can I see your gem necklace?" Su Ming naturally knew what Gwen knew, but he didn't show he didn't care. After the opening remarks, he directly asked for what Doreen had in hand.

"Here you go, it tells me that I can go back in time and become the mother of angels. I thought there were ethical issues, so I refused. Apart from selling it for money, this thing has no use. The gems are too big and tacky as hell." Squirrel Girl laughed. He nodded towards Gwen, then handed the thing in his hand to Deathstroke, and said: "I heard someone said that this is Cytorak's ruby, but who is Cytorak?"

Deathstroke changed hands and handed the necklace to Wanda for inspection. After all, she was the mage.

As for Loki, she kept smiling beside her, maybe because she saw something, but Deathstroke wouldn't say anything without asking her, she was just playing.

As a reward for Squirrel Girl's cooperation, Su Ming took out a large bag of macadamia nuts from his pocket and gave it to the girl. Although she likes almost all nuts, including acorns that ordinary people cannot eat, her favorite is macadamia nuts. After that, she will be full of energy and fill up the red and blue bars instantly.

The effect was almost like fairy beans to her.

Another interesting fact is that the origin of macadamia nuts is not in Hawaii, but in Australia. It is also called Macadamia walnut.

"Selatok is a big red man. He is not bad, at least very generous. However, if his deep ruby ​​falls into the wrong hands, it will be somewhat dangerous."

Su Ming explained vaguely, but Squirrel Girl didn't care anymore. Her attention was on the nuts she was holding. It could be said that she lowered her head and started eating as soon as she got the thing. She was originally in a hurry to go to the supermarket. With.

But now, we have nuts to eat, so we can put aside the rush buying.

There were so many people, so many people in the sewers, but no one had ever said to give themselves a piece of nuts before. Sure enough, they were all worse than Deathstroke.

Apart from anything else, there is a big difference in intelligence, huh, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

"Ka, ka, ka." Doreen, who was in a happy mood, quickly nibbled on the round fruit, stuffed the sweet seeds inside into her mouth, her cheeks puffed up cutely, and she said vaguely: "Since you want it, Then I’ll give you this necklace, we are friends.”

She has always been very generous, and she belongs to the kind of superhero who has a "broad heart and a fat body". Anyway, if she doesn't need something herself, she never mind giving it to her friends.

But this is also one of her weaknesses.

Squirrel Girl is too innocent. She treats everyone as a friend. In the comic stories, Doreen sees the wrong person more than once or twice. She is a character who is often tricked and makes jokes.

At the same time, she also has a no-kill creed and firmly believes that everyone can change their ways.

"Then thank you, Doreen. Let's do this. I'll give you some more things." Deathstroke is the Supreme Mage. One of the basic rules of a mage is trading. This girl is so generous, so he can't be stingy: "You usually As a stay-at-home girl in the dormitory, I usually don’t go out unless I have something to do, so I guess you’re going to the supermarket, are you going to buy anything?”

"Oh! As expected of you, your guess is so accurate." Doreen wiped the debris at the corner of her mouth, took out a stack of coupons from her pocket, lowered her head and read: "I'm going to buy discounted ice cream, toilet paper, Socks, raisins, baking oil shampoo..."

"Okay, no need to say anything else, just give me your shopping list and I will arrange for someone to give you a ton of each item."

Deathstroke waited for Wanda's identification results while smiling and solving life problems for Doreen.