The Death Knell

The cave leading to the underground can be said to be very spacious. From Su Ming's point of view, it is at least eight lanes that can pass several trucks at the same time.

As we continue to advance, feelings such as darkness, dampness, coldness, etc. will follow. This is what people who often move underground need to get used to.

There was a faint smell in the air, and the sense of strangulation amplified the smell and sent it to the host's mind, so now Su Ming felt it was a bit spicy, and he couldn't wait to find a troll to experiment with fireworks.

The empty tunnel echoed with the footsteps of several people, but Ratatosk was the only one chattering. Unlike Deadpool, who talked a lot of nonsense, she was telling a story, and it was one that you could tell was fake at first sight. kind of story.

Today we are talking about the love and hatred between Balder and Loki. Squirrel has a unique way of saying it.

"Although it seems that Baldr was plotted to death by Loki because Loki suspected that he had stolen Thor's attention, but in these nine realms, there is no truth that I can ignore. Let me tell you. , In fact, Loki came to discuss it with me before using a strategy to kill Baldur."

"What was discussed?"

Squirrel didn't treat Deathstroke as a story listener. She was just bored when she was on the road and made up a random story to deceive the two women. But Carol also fell into the trap of asking for gossip.

"Hehe, in fact, Loki's motive for killing was not related to Thor at all, but to Ms. Sif."

Squirrel lowered his voice with a mysterious look on his face and looked around as he spoke, as if he was worried about the news leaking:

"Do you know that Sif has always been wearing a wig? Her original hair was collected by Loki. When nothing happened, he would take it out and sniff it secretly. Loki likes Sif, like all little boys. He was always trying to get her attention with his pranks.”

Su Ming shook his head speechlessly. About one-third of this story was true.

Sif did wear a wig all the time, but only because Loki was jealous of her and felt that Thor played with her every day instead of himself.

The version Su Ming knew was that one night, Loki, who was still a man at the time, sneaked into Sif's bedroom, drugged her, shaved off all the unconscious woman's hair, and used an irreversible A mischievous spell turned Sif, who originally had blond hair, into permanent baldness.

The next day, Sif got up to wash up, cried on the spot, and went to Odin to complain. The God King guessed that Loki had done something wrong, so he found him and beat him up, and asked him to apologize to the lady and make up for the loss.

Loki was eloquent and told several self-deprecating jokes in succession, which made Sif burst into laughter and promised that as long as she could have hair, she would no longer hold him responsible.

So next, Loki pretended to be Odin, went to the best craftsmen of the dwarves, and asked them to use the night sky as a material to cast a wig, and brought it back to Sif for a hair transplant using rune technology. That's why she has black hair now.

By the way, Thor originally liked Sif very much and hung around her every day.

But after her blonde hair turned to black, Thor lost much interest in her, fully demonstrating what it means to be a scumbag.

Anyway, looking back now, it is Sif who is chasing Thor.

Of the stories Squirrel told Carol and Diana, only the wig was true, and the rest were all made up.

The second prince of Asgard will only be jealous of anyone who is close to Thor. Loki absolutely does not like Sif, he would rather like Sister Hela.

But not only Carol listened with great interest, but even Xiaodai, who had been walking silently, his ears perked up, she had been listening.

Su Ming really didn't want Squirrel to talk nonsense. Who knows what strange thoughts she would instill into the two women. At that moment, not far from the front of the tunnel, a lone troll came towards them.

"Okay, we found the target." Su Ming knocked the bad woman on the head and told her to stop talking nonsense: "Stop talking, prepare the illusion to cover us."

As he spoke, he launched the strangulation, tied up the troll who was stunned when he suddenly saw a human, and stuffed several tentacles directly into the victim's head.

Su Ming felt in his pocket and took out a huge wooden box. When he opened the lid, he could see that there was a box full of fireworks inside.

"It seems very ordinary?"

After casting the spell, the squirrel tilted its head. She took a giant sky monkey in her hand, closed one eye and looked in with her single eye.

"There is an old saying in Asgard that you can't determine the condition of a wolf's intestines through the wolf's skin." Su Ming took back the fireworks and stuffed them into the troll's hands: "This is actually the 'Fireworks to Pull Fireworks'" In addition, the 'Big Shit Egg' and the 'Strong Acid Lollipop' are integrated into a series of tricky products to create a killer weapon."

"The main active ingredient should be strong acid, right?" Diana touched her shield and expressed her opinion, because trolls are afraid of acid and fire, at least on Earth 0.

She has killed many trolls. Although their appearance is different, if their names are both trolls, maybe these two monsters have the same weakness?

"Yes, my little queen, you are right." Su Ming and Zhuo Zhu equipped this unlucky troll with a whole box of fireworks one by one, and then forcibly tampered with his memory and taught him how to set off fireworks. : "Other people's fireworks spit fire, but my magic firework spits strong acid. It will make the trolls return to their own group and explode themselves. We just listen."

Ordinary fireworks make a crackling or banging sound when they are set off, which is very lively, but the disadvantage is that they are not long-lasting.

The new type of fireworks developed by Deathstroke by Hermione and the Weasley brothers will cause a large and lasting scream after being set off. This is the biggest improvement.

Killing is sometimes easy, the hard part is how to make the target feel pain and fear without killing them, and pranks are the best way to build your own happiness on the pain of others.

"Are you a queen too?"

Ratatosk seemed surprised by Diana's identity, as she thought the woman looked more like a thug than a ruler.

"Don't look at me like that, Squirrel God. The current Amazon Queen is my mother, and I have been expelled from Paradise Island." Xiao Dai just waved his hands and looked at it very indifferently: "But when I go back this time, I will Go find the three goddesses of destiny first and ask them to explain what they did to my destiny, otherwise"

As she spoke, she also raised the sword in her hand, as if to hint at something.

"By the way, adjutant, take a note and remind me to give Kratos a similar weapon. I snatched the Divine Sword of Zeus and fused it into my new weapon material. Kratos should still be trapped in the underworld." , If you want to kill Zeus, you can’t do it without a weapon.”

When Su Ming heard about the plan to slaughter the goddess of fate, he thought of Master Kui and felt a little embarrassed.

"The recording is complete, Sheriff, what weapon should I give him as a gift?" The adjutant's projection appeared and nodded to the Squirrel God in greeting.

"Well, times have changed, but the war on his side has not changed. Do you understand?" Su Ming began to play riddles with the adjutant, but his hands were not idle. The devil helped him up and asked him to go back and forth.

The smart adjutant understood immediately, and she also showed a malicious smile:

"I understand, I will give Kratos a portable nuclear bomb launcher. Because of the war, the war has never changed." (To be continued.)