The Death Knell

The troll's brain is too small and his brain capacity is not enough. It is obviously a very simple thing, but he can't even complete a slightly complicated acting plan.

There is no other way but to remotely control it by strangulating the 'connection', just like manipulating a puppet on a string, controlling the troll to return to the depths of the cave.

The tall troll with a big belly walked in front, with a thin black line connected to the back of his head, and the death knell at the other end of the line. These people were hiding in the illusion magic barrier of Ratatosk dozens of meters away. , following quietly.

The stench in the air is getting stronger and stronger. In a poorly ventilated space like the underground, people will always feel sticky.

The cave is naturally formed, and the ground is not flat. If you are not careful, you may kick stalagmites while walking.

Fortunately, it's not particularly humid here, which is very different from the situation in the sewer. Without the sound of water flowing, people can enjoy the darkness more.

Lift-out fireworks are a very convenient toy. Unlike other fireworks, their fuses are ignited with water instead of fire.

Whether it's saliva, tears, or even urine, this kind of fireworks can be released smoothly. It has a wide variety of colors and patterns to choose from, and even because of the magic, it can be customized to create almost any desired effect.

For example, a controllable fire dragon with a short life, or a giant neon sign that says 'So-and-so stinks of shit'.

Of course, these are all visual effects. The original fireworks were not lethal. This is what Su Ming asked Miss Granger to improve. She integrated almost all the prank props available on the market and finally studied them in her free time. The Overlord of Weapons for All came out.

At this time, those are the ones armed to the troll self-destruction soldier. Even though he looks like a troll at this time, in essence, he is both a fart pad and an itchy powder.

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What Squirrel said before was half right. Some creatures are indeed props and chess pieces to Su Ming, but such creatures are generally not humans.

There were noisy voices ahead, and a faint light of fire could be seen. As a super warrior with super hearing, the Supreme Mage quickly understood what the trolls were talking about.

They set up a huge bonfire in a wide place in the underground passage, and seemed to be about to start a meal.

Trolls used to have a slightly better living environment than Frost Giants. Although they lived underground in Asgard, they still had materials that could be used to light fires, and the legendary 'Troll Soup' , is their signature dish.

The so-called thick soup is to throw everything you can find, such as cow dung, carcasses, clods of soil, insects, etc., into a container, which can be an earthen pot or an iron pot. Use whatever you have on hand. What.

Then add clean water to the pot. If there is no clean water, you can use sewage. If not, use blood or urine. In short, liquid will do.

Boil over high heat, no need to stir or add other seasonings, just hold your own big stick to avoid other trolls from grabbing the soup.

Imagine drinking such a pot of hot soup in the dark and cold underground. It would be a good thing for the troll.

This is what Su Ming saw now. The trolls had collected some animal carcasses and bark and were preparing to make soup, but they did not have suitable kitchen utensils.

As an enthusiastic person, Su Ming immediately stopped the advancing self-destruction soldiers and turned to speak to the adjutant:

"Prepare a big pot for me, and then add half a ton of laxatives, um, mixed with radioactive wastewater."

"Isn't it bad to take laxatives?" Carol objected after hearing this, because this underground passage is only one road. If the place is too dirty, how will everyone get there in a while?

She obviously doesn't feel sorry for the troll, but we still have to walk on the road ahead.

"It's okay. Let the self-destruction soldier we control attract the attention of the trolls first. Let's stick to the wall and sneak over first." Su Ming caught the giant black pot sent by the adjutant, which was filled with a large pot of fluorescent green liquid. , he handed the soup to the self-explosion soldier and asked him to deliver it: "Let's take action."

As expected, the controlled troll carried various fireworks and carried a big pot and passed by. Su Ming and the four took the opportunity to bypass this place that could be regarded as a warning checkpoint and came to the enemy's rear. It's the deeper part of the tunnel.

Don't leave in a hurry, let's see how effective the treatment is.

The self-destructor returned to the group with the cauldron in his hand. The trolls had no doubt where he had gone, nor did they care where his cauldron came from. They only knew that it could be used.

They took the black cauldron, set it on the bonfire, and began to put carrion and a large number of things that needed to be mosaic into it.

Green juice splashed out from the side of the pot, and when it fell on the floor of the stone cave, a stream of green smoke rose. Not sure if it was an illusion, but Su Ming seemed to see the smoke turn into the shape of a skull for a moment.

So he said to the squirrel speechlessly:

"Don't use magic to do such boring things. The trolls don't care to observe their surroundings. What's the use of showing us this skeleton? Does it mean the soup is poisonous?"

Ratatosk grinned, rubbed her palms, and placed them behind the death knell:

"I just want to help. Don't you think that's cute?"

"No, because the skeleton is not even pink." Su Ming said that only death Barbie fans can be considered cute when they appear in the dark: "Then it's time to witness the miracle. Ladies, don't be distracted."

"But the ingredients have just been put into the pot, so they have to wait a while before eating, right?"

Diana, who muttered in a low voice, also doesn't know how to cook. Like Gin, she probably only knows how to barbecue.

But she also knew that when cooking something, especially boiling stone, it would definitely not be cooked in such a short time, and it would not even be tasty.

"If there is only one troll, then he will definitely wait for a while." Su Ming squatted down in the favorite posture of the Mao Xiong people, and looked at the dozen trolls beside the pot from a distance: "But now, they are all Worrying that others will grab the food first is like a dozen strangers eating a banquet with only one dish. No one wants to eat less, so "

That's it, no one wants to suffer a loss, so they will strike first to gain advantage.

This should not be regarded as a thick soup. It should be regarded as a 'dip'. It should be eaten after rinsing it. It is safest to put the food in your stomach.

"I want to eat hot pot too." Squirrel played with her long hair with her fingers, and she began to recall the past again: "After killing all these trolls, I will go to Vanaheim to have a good time, but really I don’t understand these creatures that use the devouring method. Can rocks really be eaten? There is a broken boot in the soup.”

"There is nothing written on the boots that they cannot be eaten, and there is no nutritional label." Deathstroke glanced at the pot and noticed that the trolls were already eager to prepare the vegetables. He said: "If it didn't say anything, it means zero calories. These The troll will lose weight sooner or later, so it would be more pleasant to die in my hands."