The Death Knell

"Oh? Really? So that's it, um, ah, hee hee, hehe, you really have to rely on me?"

Sitting on the gay purple Arabian flying carpet, Deadpool used a silk cushion to wipe the pus flowing out of his buttocks, while nodding towards the deserted place, talking to himself, and making a lewd laugh as he spoke, Let the pus on your face flow freely.

Thanos, who had kept some distance from him, glanced at him with disgust, and said angrily:

"What do you know? Don't hide it from me."

The purple sweet potato giant thought that Deadpool was talking to Deathstroke remotely, but he didn't expect that the killer was getting sick.

"Slade encountered some difficulties. He just had a fight with a maggot, and the other person was able to be resurrected indefinitely." Deadpool smiled and turned around, moved his butt to rub against Thanos, and put his arm around Thanos' shoulders. Said: "So he thinks that our goddess of death is in the hands of the enemy and is forced to play the role of resurrecting the enemy. At least that's what the veterans in my live broadcast room say."

Thanos doesn't care about Deadpool's crazy words, the live broadcast room, and the old iron, he doesn't understand, and he doesn't want to understand.

But he grabbed Deadpool's neck, crushed it hard, threw the gun aside, and roared:

"The goddess is mine! Mine alone!"

Yes, that's what he cares about, and he's been putting up with Deadpool for a long time.

What "our goddess of death"? It sounds too harsh to him. Deadpool shouldn't say such words. He will die if he says the wrong thing.

It's a pity that Deadpool can't die. Even if his neck is comminutedly fractured, the result is that his head loses support. He only needs to hold it with his hands for a while, and he will be able to continue dancing soon.

"Oh my god, your level of moodiness is a bit high. We are on the same side, and you want to kill me? Oh my god, it's so dark.

Deadpool got up and started talking nonstop. He also called the flying man-bat and the dead man leading the way to come over and comment:

"I know this is the DC universe, but Thanos is too quick to follow the local customs. He actually wanted to kill me, who is enthusiastic and cute, and even threw my handsome face on the flying carpet until it was completely bald! What do you think? Is he right to do this? It's simply anti-human. Well, he doesn't seem to be human, but that's not okay. In short, it's too much. Ah, I can't do it anymore. I have to be kissed and hugged by a beautiful woman before I can get up."

"vomit"

The Man-Bat retched, and he fell down a distance, barely able to get rid of the effects of nausea.

You must know that he was already trying his best to endure it before. Deadpool's face and the strong body odor are both emetics that can kill people.

Man-Bat is a smart scientist, and he is still a new magician. He barely managed to communicate with Deadpool by hypnotizing himself, avoiding sight, taking motion sickness pills, etc.

But just now this man actually lifted up his mask to show his worn and flat face. He couldn't bear it any longer. He felt the acid in his stomach rush to his skull in an instant, and the world began to spin at high speed.

"Isn't it? Are you like this?" Deadpool was shocked. He didn't want to kill the bat, because at first glance, he felt that this man was an honest man and did not deserve to die: Okay, you can't bear my handsome face. Because your mediocre aesthetics are only worthy of admiring the faces of Internet celebrities in short videos on mobile phones, go ahead and fly aside, let me continue to be beautiful alone..."

After saying that, Deadpool gently touched his cheek and made a posture like "a delicate flower" with his backhand. Unfortunately, he didn't have a mirror in his hand, so he couldn't show his self-pity.

The Man-Bat felt like he was being pardoned. He didn't dare to watch Deadpool continue to act like a monster. He turned around and flew towards the dead man leading the way, not daring to look back at all.

Okay, Thanos, if you touch me again, I'm going to hit you back. Like removing your purple balls while you sleep. 「

Deadpool sat back next to Thanos and tightened his head against his neck. However, due to the comminuted fracture of his cervical spine, he could only temporarily hold his head with his shoulders:

"Speaking of purple balls, I suddenly thought of blueberry-flavored ice cream balls. Can your balls be as big as the ice cream balls? Forget it, I won't ask, there must not be, because people

They say that fat people will become smaller. If you are so fat, you must be very small. Ah, this flight is so boring. I really want to call the flight attendant and eat ice cream. 「

As he spoke, he lay down and kept rolling left and right, as if he was acting coquettishly.

"If you keep talking nonsense, I will throw you away, phew..." Thanos said coldly. He had tried his best to restrain his anger, but Deadpool's mean voice could always make him break his guard: "Since Deathstroke... We are encountering difficulties. My goddess may be exploited by the enemy, so we must rescue her as soon as possible. Do you have any good ideas? "

The Mad Titan calmed down because he knew saving Death was the key, and that's exactly what he wanted to do.

"Today Thanos asked me for help. Oh, I really can't help it. Who told me that I am such a smart star? (Love Heart) (Little Star) (Fireworks)" Without even looking at it, Deadpool had already sat up and said to himself While talking to himself, he edited the message on his mobile phone and then sent it to his personal Facebook page.

The next second, the teenager who does not do his job every day and only plays warhead on his mobile phone gave his new post a thumbs down and left a message::1

"Are you helping Thanos? You are just a pure ***, Fuck Squid.

The girl's typing speed was extremely fast. Even when playing with the mobile phone keyboard, she typed faster than the hacker Shockwave Girl. She only replied so many words in one second.

"Hey, you damn kid! Today your Uncle Wilson insists on telling you what Land Key Immortal is. Come on!"!

Wade took a breath and rolled his head between his shoulders. He rolled up his sleeves and was about to type a curse, but at the same time he did not forget the business and answered Thanos:

"Death can resurrect the dead. We all know this. After all, you killed so many humans before, and I begged death to bring them back. So this time my cousin was right, death's ability has been upgraded. But the logic of activating the ability has definitely not changed, so we only need to let the dead ghost in front of us continue to lead the way, and we will definitely be able to find her. Don’t worry, my friend. "

Just as he was talking, the dead man stopped. At this time, everyone was in the center of the Pacific Ocean, above the vast black sea.

"I feel that this is it, something just passed through reincarnation.

Brand took a deep breath and tried not to look at Deadpool's face. He had no masochistic tendencies.

"Ah? It's quite fast. Have you found it now? There are no difficulties or obstacles on the way. Will the effect be good after this film is filmed?" Deadpool could only reply with a "middle finger" symbol, He put away his phone angrily: "Are you saying that plot twists and turns are not popular in movies these days? Are they really like pornographic movies, and just get to the point right from the start?"

He was still thinking about it, but Thanos couldn't wait any longer. He jumped off the flying carpet and made a big splash when he entered the water.