The Death Knell

About five minutes later, Wade was teleported back with a layer of skin peeled off and a new suit of clothes.

How should I put it, it still smells a bit bad, but it's only as bad as an ordinary pigsty, so it's within the tolerable range.

There is nothing that can be done about it. Bathing and peeling can only clean the outside of the body. Deadpool has symptoms of cancer all over his body. The intestines, stomach and even bones in his belly are rotten. Every time he breathes or opens his mouth When you talk, there will be stench coming out.

Besides, nausea is already part of Wade's personality. There is no need to make changes at a higher level. There are only disadvantages and no benefits.

"Ah, it hurts so much. Did the android who claimed to be the director of the Big Iron Stick Massage Parlor have a program error?" Deadpool covered his buttocks, nudged towards the sofa bit by bit, and then slowly sat down. He also took a breath of cold air: "Cousin, you arranged a prostate massage for me. I'm very happy, but I don't like that bionic pervert very much."

"Huh? I have no arrangements." Su Ming pointed to the small projection screen in front of himself and the cat, saying that he was still watching the TV series "Steve in Wonderland": "I'm still waiting for you to come back early to report the situation. "

Hearing what his cousin said, the pair of white eyepieces on Deadpool's mask instantly expanded. He covered his mouth, looked at the adjutant on the side with disbelief, stretched out a trembling finger, and wailed:

"So it's you, Adjutant, you are so cruel. Didn't you say that the Cybertronian Autobots are all good friends of mankind? Where did you learn this trick? In the past, there were aliens who captured humans in third-rate novels. The scene of doing an experiment and using a probe to inspect the chrysanthemum, you must have read that kind of junk literature on the Internet, right?"

"Hey!"

The accused adjutant stuck out his tongue, finished his projection with a flick of his tongue, and disappeared.

"Come back! You bad woman!" Wade seemed to have come back to his senses. He jumped up from the sofa and waved his fist towards the sky: "You have actually learned to make fun of humans. This is even more Decepticon than Decepticon. Are there still royal laws? Are there still laws?"

As he spoke, a suspicious pink color appeared on his mask, as if he was recalling something worth being happy about.

"Okay, Wade, don't worry about those details. Wouldn't it be a good thing to wash yourself a little bit?" Su Ming raised his hand and pressed it, motioning him to sit down and talk. He then took out drinks and snacks to entertain his cousin: "Let's talk In the case of Diversity 2, have you seen the Hand of the Void?"

"Well, I saw that big black figure with horns on his head. He was sitting on a strange device that resembled an enlarged version of the Mobius chair."

Seeing that his cousin was talking about business, Deadpool became a little more serious. He lifted his mask to reveal his mouth, picked up the wine bottle, took a sip to moisten his throat, and said:

"There are many tubes on the metal chair, connected to some hill-like piles of corpses. I didn't know that the Hand of the Void originally followed the technological route?"

How can I put it this way? The 'Corrupted Heart' in Multiverse 2 is actually pretty easy to find, and Void Hand was very polite. Deadpool just randomly found a zombie whose head was replaced by a mushroom, and they took a group photo live together. After a while, The 'stillborn child' among the evil-minded powerful people came to pick him up.

The stillborn child was a pair of rotten and deformed giant conjoined twins. Although most evil powerful people had no names, he was doing well.

Wade collected some information from the live broadcast room before setting off, and also knew that the Hand of the Void may be a kind of external force, the embodiment of the evil thoughts of many DC comic readers and viewers, and other evil powerful people are in a similar situation. .

If DC Multiverse 2 is regarded as a stinking forum, then such a famous and evil-minded powerful person is probably the embodiment of the will of the bar friend who is famous for trolling people.

After understanding their existence form from another level, Deadpool is not very nervous about meeting the Hand of the Void. The reason is simple. He himself is also a person full of negative energy, and he is also a good hand with bad breath. .

Although he does not have as intensive online experience as Gwen, Deadpool is also very good at interacting with other teammates or enemies when playing online games with Xiaochong. He is definitely indispensable among the many Zaun key immortals. This one.

"It has nothing to do with us which route he takes." Su Ming also took out a bottle of wine to drink by himself, and his plan to go back to the bedroom to sleep was temporarily put on hold: "Go on, what does the Hand of the Void think of the sudden disappearance of Multiverse 1? "

Before his cousin set off, Su Ming didn't tell him what his specific goal was, but he seemed to have guessed it.

"The big black guy didn't say anything, but he just pretended that he was the dark future, the deformed doomsday of the DC universe. Sooner or later, all superheroes would turn into deformed monsters or psychopaths, just like a parallel world. There are some superheroes now. That’s all due to his power.”

Wade, who was eating and drinking, took another bite of potato chips, crossed his legs in a good mood, and answered very fast:

"But I can tell, and the remaining old man in the live broadcast room also told me something. The big guy of the Void Hand was originally very cold, and he didn't have so much nonsense at all. But he told me so much today More, just because he is also afraid. The multiverse 1 is gone, and now the most deformed and darkest multiverse within the DC hypertime flow is his multiverse 2. He is afraid that he will become the target of the next round of cleanup by the court."

"So are you worried about being banned? Haha."

Su Ming laughed, then fell into thinking. He touched his chin and said:

"So is there room for us to cooperate? It doesn't require full cooperation, as long as he can help me find the location of the Court of Origin, or can send cannon fodder to hold off the judges at critical moments."

"Asking for you, he doesn't know anything and has lived in vain for countless years." Wade stuffed another spicy stick into his mouth. He liked the spicy taste: "So if you ask me, why not take it? It would be more appropriate for him to back him up and get rid of him with the knife of the Court of Origin."

"Oh, that's good. You've been busy in Superboy's basement these days. Are you interested in the art of war?" Su Ming teased his cousin with a smile, and slid a bottle of wine from the coffee table: "But Now that we can't find the location of the Court of Origin, and we can't catch the slippery recorder, we are very passive."

"Wait, my cousin." Deadpool proudly raised his chin, showing a crooked smile like a dragon king: "Even if the sky falls, there are superheroes who will be the first to stand up. What does it have to do with us mercenaries? Well, that's the thing, can you settle my bill first? I have no money in my pocket now, and I feel so empty inside."