The entertainment industry shouldn't be like this

Chapter 220 The premiere is hilariously opened (including the movie plot)

Just in an atmosphere of anticipation or doubt, on April 30, the premiere of "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" finally began.

As directors, Wang Wei will naturally not leave, and the male and female protagonists Zhou Qiming and Xie Jin also attended the premiere.

In addition to them, a group of supporting actors of all sizes, big and small, were also present as long as they had time.

——It’s rare to appear in a movie, how can you not attend the premiere to celebrate?

Everyone has been cleaned up and hopes to show their best.

Even the audience who came to the premiere may not know who they are at all; or rather, they do not pay attention to who they are at all.

Because there were so many viewers coming to the premiere this time, there was a long queue.

"Why are there so many people? Isn't it said that the promotion of this movie is not sufficient?" Film critic Yang Lan couldn't help but mutter when she saw the queue.

At the same time, she couldn't help but be glad: Fortunately, the crew still has some preferential treatment for us critics, so at least they don't have to queue up to enter the venue, otherwise I'll just arrive now and I won't be able to watch the premiere.

If you come to the premiere but don’t look down on the premiere, then what’s the point of the queue?

It’s better to attend the premiere of "Alien Wandering the Earth" by Director next door.

She received a gift ticket through Shen Zhenyi's agent and planned to have a sneak peek.

Double dots are used to make flowers, double palms are used to make trees, stones are used to draw on the butt, clouds are used to make clouds, and back feet are used to make mountains. With the dynamic bgm, it is really funny!

It's really a kind that Newton's coffin board can't hold back.

As the starring actor, Zhou Qiming is not qualified, but he has no time at all, because after the New Year, he started preparing for a new drama - "Nine-rank Sesame Official".

Messenger: Didn’t you say he is very sick?!

Tang’s mother: He...he is very sick!

Yang Lan also saw that the tone of this movie is to subvert tradition.

The hilarious sound waves in the cinema are wave after wave.

Although there are many comedy movies produced in the industry every year, there are not many outstanding comedians.

A group of people gathered at the door of the Tang Mansion to grab trash, it turned out to be to steal Tang Bohu's mourning treasures;

Many times, she thought the plot was as expected, and then... she was amused by the reversal that came soon!

Although many critics were influenced by the trailer or the media and believed that Wang Wei's film was not very reliable, Yang Lan still chose to watch "The Legend of Tang Bohu's Autumn Fragrance" first.

He was watching the movie very seriously.

The threesome sang: If you don’t eat now, you won’t have the chance to eat again!

Messenger: If you are seriously ill, how can you still have the appetite to eat chicken wings?

Tang Mother: Yes, what's wrong with you?

What he murmured was Yin Youyou, who also watched the premiere of "The Legend of Tang Bohu" in the screening room.

As a film critic, even if she watches comedy, she will subconsciously pay attention to details, characters, and plot structure... But it is too difficult to watch this movie!

This movie seems to have only one purpose - to make you laugh!

For this reason, you can create funny things without caring about any framework.

The four handsome talents quickly set their sights on a graceful woman on the bridge and clamored to let Tang Bohu demonstrate his method of picking up girls.

Now, Tang Bohu has eight wives of a natural beauty, but he gathers together to play cards and gambling all day long. He is not well-educated and does not understand the style, let alone be gentle and elegant;

His mother is also a weirdo. She felt that she was not satisfied with finding so many beautiful wives for her son. She was frowning all day long, so she was bored to live, so she hanged her. The wives felt that what his mother said made sense, and they hanged her as well;

Under their "tyranny", Tang Bohu forced a "smiling" expression with his hands...

On the contrary, Yang Lan felt that the beginning of this film was very funny—

Almost everyone laughed tilted. Even if Yin Youyou was alert, she laughed tilted to the seat and couldn't stand up at all!

Looking at himself with his face twitching on the big screen, Zhou Qiming couldn't help but laugh and cracked his mouth.

"Hahaha……"

——Although as a personal participant, he felt that the movie should be filmed very well, after all, it was watched with a filter called expectation. What was the real result? He could only turn his attention to ordinary audiences.

And his nervousness is visible to the naked eye when he attended the premiere for the first time.

Yang Lan made a conclusion.

——At this moment, no one can control himself from laughing!

This sudden catchy "Song of Roasted Chicken Wings" is so personal and too alternative.

When you are in the movie screening room, the specific feedback given by the audience is that you were still staring at the top of the second, and you may not be able to help laughing the next second.

But it quickly calmed down because the funny points in the movie were one after another, making people unable to distract themselves.

"If this actor focuses on comedy, he will have a bright future!"

Until the conversation turned into robbing money, Tang Bohu knocked her down into the water; Zhu Zhishan heard that it was a shemale, and said "I like it" and jumped into the river; Wen Zhengming, "What a pity! Let him take the lead!"... The laughter in the cinema couldn't stop at all!

"This wave of twists and turns is really unexpected!"

Tang’s mother: (sing) The faster you ascend to heaven, the more you should eat it. If you don’t eat it now, you won’t have the chance to eat it again in the future!

Messenger: (Singing) Are you really going to ascend to heaven?!

Not to mention anything else, even if it is a spoof, it is not something that ordinary people can think of.

When everyone in the cinema was smiling so hard that they couldn't stand up, they knew how amazing this image was!

Yang Lan smiled so hard that she rubbed her stomach and sighed.

Yin Youyou was excited when she saw the young father and mother of Tang appearing on the big screen!

But comedians must also have a comedy touch based on this. In other words, they must make people laugh and make them laugh.

...

The so-called "Brother Zhu" is Zhu Zhishan. This is probably the worst time that this talented man in the Ming Dynasty was hacked-

The laughter just stopped, and it was immediately restarted uncontrollably because-

However, Tang Bohu was blamed by Tang's mother for this and led to a past about the enemy's deathly scholar-

The next moment, Tang Bohu held a brush in his hand...but was brushing the roasted chicken wings with soy sauce!

A chuckle sounded in the movie hall.

Ruhua: What kind of tiger made of candy, I don’t know you. If you don’t leave, I will call you...

If you splash a large plate of ink on it, it will be completely black!

Accompanied by the dramatic and cynical soundtrack, a wildly human body splashing ink is presented on the big screen, which makes people stunned.

Tang Bohu: (sing) I'm really going to ascend to heaven--

——Even if Shen Zhenyi put on old makeup here.

The movie hall was quiet for a moment, then a neat laugh broke out!

When a picture of an eagle spreading its wings and swallowing the world was freshly released, Zhu Zhishan was amazed: Which part of the majestic eagle was drawn with my body?

Tang Bohu: I used your lifeblood.

Although, except for the director, no other actors who participated in the film had watched the film before its premiere.

Messenger: (sing) But your mother said you should ascend to heaven soon--

The more helpless the people in the play, the more happy the audience will be, and chuckling from time to time.

The four talents in Jiangnan made a brilliant debut!

The disadvantage is that the critics can only choose one of them. They will have to buy tickets to watch the other movie - it is not that they have to spend a movie ticket, but that the critics are used to the treatment of not having to buy tickets;

Zhu Zhishan: Haha, it is indeed not as expected, and it is vigorous and passionate, outlining its charm.

Tang Bohu took the initiative.

The advantage is that the two movies must compete with each other, so the space for their critics to play will come.

In a burst of laughter, Wang Wei's guest role "gorgeous" received the bento.

While laughing, she couldn't help but wonder: "Why didn't you notice such an actor with comedy potential before?"

Tang Bohu: I know, I just want to mess with my friends. In fact, it is Tang Bohu below.

The audience who were drinking drinks or eating popcorn was in trouble. No, it was the audience around them who were miserable and were sprayed all over, which caused some noise.

In short, when Tang Bohu encountered such a back killer, he wanted to retreat. The three of them under the Naihe Bridge continued to encourage: Go up! Go up! Go up!

Tang Bohu could only bite his teeth: It's nothing, I want to borrow the lady's shoulder to put it on, I don't know if it's okay?

Ruhua: How can this work? I am the eldest daughter of Huanghua.

It has to be said that at the same time, it is still rare for two films of the same type to premiere in theaters not far apart.

A piece of national music with a strong ecstasy flavor has been built to build the temperament of walking on the catwalk. The four talents also staged a undressing show, and the women fled!

But happiness is based on the pain of others.

Some people are very funny when they speak serious words, while others are like memorizing stories - this is talent.

Tang Bohu: I am talking about the little insect held on the eagle’s beak. Where does it have the strong passion? Tell me!

——The whole movie hall was finally the first time, laughing!

Yang Lan couldn't help laughing.

really--

Moreover, isn’t it just a comedy? Will Wang Wei become “unreliable” because of this?

Tang Bohu immediately changed his face: 300,000 taels? Don’t say that brothers don’t take care of you, I will definitely write a couplet for you in your mourning hall. If you write it, it will be more than guilty, but if you write it, it will be better to die! You have chosen it yourself!

Brother Zhu held his thigh and kept saying: Isn't it good to not be so? At worst, I can make a swearing. If I gamble again in the future, I will let the ugliest woman in the world go round until she is exhausted and shaking. Is that okay?

Tang Bohu: Ah?! You can send out such a tragic poisonous oath? Okay, I will help you again! Come and serve the four treasures in the study!

——In just this short shot, most people are already very excited to watch.

——Whether it is an advertisement or the beginning, you can see the spoof attributes of this movie, but he performed well, and acted naturally without being annoying, and he was full of laughter.

This is really not a performance - the crew at that time did not let him know about "Ruhua"'s makeup. When the moment "Ruhua" turned his head, he was really shocked and forgot his lines.
"Ah Yeh!"
There is more than this alternative. Then the imperial doctor diagnosed Tang Bohu's pulse, who could actually use qigong to change the pulse and let the imperial doctor hear the general's order from the pulse!

"This brains are really enough." Yin Youyou hilariously.
However, this is the first time Wang and Chen have played a couple on the big screen!

This alone is enough for Yin Youyou, the CP party member, to be very happy.
Not to mention that she has always been on Wang Wei's side, she is the most tolerant of all kinds of videos that were seen before the release. After all, she has been focusing on looking at faces for more than ten years, and is also considered "unreliable" among the film critics.
The graceful woman turned her head, looked sturdy, had a face full of beard, was fierce and digging her nostrils... Tang Bohu was as if struck by lightning!
At this time, the Ning King, who was preparing to rebel, sent an envoy to the Tang Mansion to recruit Tang Bohu. After being rejected, the envoy forced himself into the house and found that Tang Bohu was eating roasted chicken wings with a mouth full of oil.
As a lucky man who "successfully reached the sky" from the bottom, he couldn't feel at ease and wanted to keep filming one drama after another.
"However, seeing that you're laughing all the time, this movie has at least a successful beginning, right?"
It is also a performance, an ordinary movie type, and the actors are required to effectively restore the role and pass the test.
Because the former is simply cheated by the latter.
But... Wang Wei's guest appearance as Tang's father is afraid that he doesn't want to form a CP with Chen Zhenyi's young version of Tang's mother!
Of course, the premise is that Zhou Qiming is quite Zhou Zheng, so this beauty manager gave such an evaluation.
Everything is beautiful - the flowing water on the small bridge, the breeze blows, and a pink scarf from a woman blows, as if the fate of heaven is determined...
Zhou Qiming, who was in the front row, sneezes.
"Ahem..."
When Wang Wei held a face that was blown into a pig's head by a thunder bead, he asked Chen Zhenyi in grief and anger: Do you have to play with me to death before you can be content with it!?
Tang Bohu was carrying a chicken wing:... It was very simple, because (the opera accompaniment sounded and sang) Braised wings, I like to eat them--
This is both a good thing and a bad thing for their film critics-
——This image that is hard to find for confidant has been established!
Then Brother Zhu came out and shouted for help. He lost 300,000 taels because of gambling, and needed Tang Bohu to draw 30 paintings to help him pay off his debts.
The story rolled forward, and Yin Youyou soon discovered that almost every step was a brainstorm, and almost every part had jokes.
"It's really worth it."
"And the comedy talent of the starring actor is visible to the naked eye."
"puff……"
Seeing Tang Bohu approaching the woman, Yin Youyou remembered an emoticon and suddenly became alert.
This made him unable to devote himself to watching the movie.
"The beginning is so funny!"
——A little more than ruthless people.
Ahhhh, Zhenzhen's cameo has finally arrived.
Yin Youyou even burst into tears - Mom, these two people didn't even let go of themselves when they spoofed them. I'm sure they were werewolf.
How can the director be a spoof? He found such a big man with a bear-back and tiger back to pretend to be a "beautiful woman".
The density of this funny point is simply suffocating.
The problem is, and this movie is less than one-third yet!

What other ideas do you need to make the audience laugh from beginning to end?

Somehow, the film critic believes that Wang Wei can do this.

The subsequent plot did not disappoint her.

...

Well, it is incomplete without writing the plot at all. Let's strive for the next chapter to finish the plot~~~

(End of this chapter)