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Chapter 221 High-energy Hilarious All the Way (The Movie Stories End)

Those who will watch the premiere of "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" have basically watched commercials and will not come to watch the movie with the hope of watching a serious drama.

But it really seems that many people are surprised.

For example, film critic Yang Lan.

You know, Wang Wei is not a comedy film director, but while he is orderly advancing various plot units of the main line process, he is actually stuffing endless jokes, which makes people wonder if he has used all his funny talents for the rest of his life.

It can be said that when the movie comes to this point, when everyone has been immersed in this hilarious movie situation for so long and has been hilarious again and again, the director only needs to tease it gently, which is enough to make every audience laugh!

Now, the four talents who were traveling met Mrs. Hua, who brought her maid, Chun, Summer, Autumn and Winter, and Sixiang came to the temple to incense. Tang Bohu first saw Qiuxiang who looked back and smiled, and felt ordinary. Then, against the backdrop of a group of crooked melons and jujubes, she felt that Qiuxiang was as beautiful as a fairy.

The audience laughed again.

It’s just such a simple joke, but it can make you ignore all logical irrationality, it can make you look forward to it, and then burst into laughter!

And immediately followed, another super funny clip—

Qiuxiang knelt on the ground and begged for a visa. Tang Bohu practiced his throat and leaned over.

Tang Bohu: Hey, Miss, worship God?

Many people have seen it at this point that the entire story structure of Wang Wei's movie is still copied by his grandfather's "Three Smiles", but it turns Washington from a scholarly family into a messy vegetable market.

In the cinema, the audience was stunned and then laughed so hard that they were slacking off!

While Yang Lan was so happy that she rubbed her stomach, she couldn't help but watch the reputation of the critics of this movie—

Boatman: Young Master, you really know the goods. There are so many ships, but I just picked my boat. I am famous for being fast.

Then the two faced the camera and formed an advertisement push mode—

"But they all performed very well, at least, they performed their personalities."

While all kinds of characters are merciless at the same time, they are completely unaware of it. They are like derailed trains, blindly colliding, staged endless embarrassment, and make the audience laugh.

The gentleman turned against the seriousness of the past and scolded Tang Bohu for his job, which was a discount;

Take off all your clothes, show off your gangster tattoo, pull out your machete, jump behind the door, this is a 20% off;

Whether it is performance art painting, catwalk gait, rap percussion performance, and poison introduction full of advertising vocabulary, they will subvert the three views of many more traditional film critics.

Mrs. Hua’s inner monologue - it was so exciting, I couldn’t help but praise him! No, I couldn’t express it. But this feeling really makes people feel like flying around the clouds... I don’t know how many people say the voices.

Qiu Xiang nodded silently.

While showing off "the green dragon on the left, the white tiger on the right, the old cow on the waist and the dragon head on the chest", Mr. Hua, who pushed the door, was killed by a man who was accidentally killed. This is a three-fold;

And these twists and turns were actually completed in just one minute!

Film critic Yang Lan was amazed at the twists and turns that he could easily get, and laughed out loud.

Yang Lan felt that she had seen two more stars of hope rising.

The biggest feeling this movie gave her is to deconstruct and deconstruct tradition with modernity.

(The joyful bgm sounded) Tang Bohu deliberately did not sign to Qiuxiang, and started singing in a humble manner: Please ask for the gods, please ask for the gods~~~

Immediately, a monk kicked the foot outside the temple with a rounded foot. The monk took out a plaque and wrote, "No noise in the temple is strictly prohibited."

——I burst into laughter again.

Staff: Below are the top scholar and general of the staff in seven provinces. The nickname "King of the King of the King" is the opposite intestine. Your Excellency is...

Moreover, this movie will not give you a chance to breathe well—

Zhou Qiming, who saw this scene, laughed out loud.

A more refreshing scene followed—

Tang Bohu used the overlord gun to get rid of the deadly scholar. Mrs. Hua, who survived, also promised to betroth Qiu Xiang to him. The happy ending finally came, and the audience, including Yin Youyou, finally breathed a sigh of relief from the laughter.

In short, it is actually not easy to make a smooth twist in the movie.

But knowing is easy to do but it is difficult to do-

The atmosphere was tense, and the two set out in a formation and faced each other for a long time... but suddenly a kiss between each other and everyone fell!

"puff!"

In the eyes of Yang Lan, who focuses on the appearance of actors, the appearance of Zhu Min and Xie Jin is also a top-notch among their peers, but probably because they have not found the right position, which has led to lukewarmness.

Tang Bohu fell down with a "ah" sound!

At the last moment, laughter burst out again!

Boatman: Of course.

Tang Bohu: Alas~~~ Your ship is sinking!

Boatman: Didn’t I say that it sinks quickly too...

Tang Bohu: Our "Smile Half-Step" is made of honey, Sichuan shell, Platycodon, and Tianshan Snow Lotus. It does not require refrigeration or preservatives. In addition to its strong toxicity, it tastes delicious.

Tang Bohu: That's right! As the name suggests, friends who have eaten "smiling half a step" must not take a step or smile, otherwise they will explode and die. It's really a home trip--

Mrs. Hua: Kill someone to silence the mouth--

The two of them spoke in unison: The essential medicine...

Needless to say, the role of Sister Pomegranate is vividly interpreted and unforgettable; the character of Qiuxiang is both solemn and harmonious - he is serious like a lady from a wealthy family, and is lively and lively when chasing stars. The key is that he can complement each other with Tang Bohu!

"Is this the trait that has been discovered? Then Wang Wei is really well trained!"

Who would have thought that the director would give you a turning point in the end?!!

But this seems to be reasonable, because the whole film is like this, you think it is like this, but in fact it is like that.

——They are getting relieved too early!

Mrs. Hua made another mistake and set up a "Flame Scent" lottery for Tang Bohu, and then a comic-style qigong appeared, making people never guess where the next funny point was.

The audience at the scene did not know these behind-the-scenes stories for the time being, but it did not prevent them from being amazed.

Look, the scene where the teachers of the two young men in Washington appeared-

Tang Bohu, who was only handsome for three seconds, lost Qiuxiang, so he hired the fastest ship to go straight to Huafu.

Zhou Qiming heard that when he was arranged later, the musician was almost forced to death by the director. He could only snatch frame by frame, which made this drama of drum and rap play have a soul.

Tang Bohu: I have been studying for two years, and I am a lost little scholar in the world, Hua'an!

Staff: OK, I will come and see you for a while!

First, the chopsticks and bowls were beaten with accompaniment: Madam, the villain originally lived on the edge of the city in Suzhou, and his family had houses and fields, and his life was endless. Who knew that Tang Bohu was arrogant and ruthless, colluded with the government and was ruthless, occupied my big house and took my land...

Tang Bohu: Ah?!

After all, as a comedian, his funny points are much higher than those of ordinary people, not to mention that in order to act a good show, he has to go deep into the bones of comedian characters to experience the characters' motivations and feelings. Most of the time, he cannot laugh.

The more Tang Bohu was tortured, the more laughed the audience!

After another twists and turns, Tang Bohu finally got married to his beloved Qiuxiang.

However--

Mrs. Hua: After eating us who have "lost one day" will lose all our martial arts skills within one day, and their tendons and veins will flow backwards, and their random thoughts will lead to devils, and eventually their blood vessels will burst and die.

Yang Lan was so laughing that tears were almost coming out - no matter how much she held her to watch carefully, she thought of going back to write a review, when the jokes after jokes in the movie came out one after another, she couldn't help but laughed loudly with the others in the cinema.

When Tang Bohu finally found an opportunity to express his feelings to Qiuxiang, he was regarded as a friend of the four thieves. In order to save himself and relieve Qiuxiang's difficulties, he lied that he had a deep hatred with the Tang family, and another high-energy moment came-

After all, the eye-catching outfits in this movie are simply more lethal than the other.

The miserable brother's puppy suddenly died, and he cried bitterly: "Bonus wealth...Bonus wealth...Bonus wealth, you can't die, Bonus wealth, you have been with me for so many years, have affection and loyalty to me, but now I have never even let you have a full meal. I'm sorry, Bonus wealth!

Tang Bohu was stunned and reacted quickly to raise a cockroach that was trampled to death, and was heartbroken: Xiaoqiang! What's wrong with you, Xiaoqiang? Xiaoqiang, you can't die! I depend on you for life, share the joys and sorrows for so many years, and I have always treated you as my own flesh and blood to teach you to raise you. I never thought that today, the white-haired man gave the black-haired man...

The audience breathed a sigh of relief.

Tang Bohu: Is that true?

Yin Youyou didn’t have such concerns because she loved this comedy form to death!

"It's so creative. Almost all the film is full of high-energy clips. Ah, this fighting scene is also exciting..."

Tang Bohu: I'll do it.

The reality is, let alone the continuous twists and turns, even if a little more "break" in a plot will destroy the rhythm of the story and cannot be taken back.

After resolving the crisis brought by King Ning, Mrs. Hua concluded that Huaan was Tang Bohu, and promised him to betroth Qiuxiang to him after telling his true identity. Unexpectedly, after Tang Bohu admitted his identity, Mrs. Hua turned against him on the spot and even released poison in the ginseng tea, which led to the dispute over "the world's most amazing poison";

Tang Bohu: Haha~~~~The world's most amazing poison, how can you get your "death in one day"?! It should be our Tang family's "smile half-step"!

Mrs. Hua: Haha~~~ nonsense! Our "death in one day" is made of seven different poisonous insects, plus the crane red, and refined forty-nine days. It is colorless and tasteless, killing people without a trace.

Yang Lan couldn't help but smile. This movie is really serious for only three seconds!

Of course, being unreasonable will never prevent the audience from hilariously - whether it is a pair of neat and down-to-earth swearing, or a fight of "unrecognizable", "returning me to fist", or even a pair of blood and vomiting for a long time, it makes people laugh and refreshed.

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Because everyone was busy rubbing their mouths and faces - they realized after watching the movie that their mouths were sore and even had cramps in their faces!

This is probably a recognition of a comedy that is higher than thunderous applause!

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