The Exorcism Inspector in Marvel World

However, no one would have thought that the real beneficiary of the Collector's invasion would be Loki. The counterattack organized by Loki successfully completed the mission and successfully deceived the Collector into lameness. The situation opened up for the coalition attack.

This also made Loki naturally become the regent, which started the most tragic experience in the regent's life.

The most tragic thing in Loki's life was that his ideal turned into a job, and it was the most boring and trivial job in the world. He became a person in power.

Of course, Thanos doesn't know all this. If he knew what happened, he would definitely laugh. Thanos doesn't always look bitter and hateful, although his mother wanted to do it after he was born. Because of his weird appearance, he couldn't even make any friends in his childhood. He could only keep company with the goddess of death that no one else could see... In a certain way, at least for Thanos, he was the same as death. The goddess should be considered a childhood sweetheart.

When he was young, Thanos was a very passionate person. With his strong character, he organized a massive space pirate group during his wanderings in the universe and destroyed planets one after another, in order to please him. goddess.

At that time, every time the goddess of death danced on the mountain-like skeleton, Thanos would always show a sincere smile. However, all this "beauty" came to an abrupt end after Thanos destroyed Titan, and Thanos fell into A strange circle formed.

He became no longer passionate, and the cold kisses of the goddess of death no longer ignited his heart. Each kiss made him more melancholy, and he began to be impatient with the goddess of death. However, when the goddess stopped paying attention to him, He became unbearably lonely again, desperately hoping that the goddess of death could forgive his abruptness and return to his arms...

In the end, Thanos seemed to have found a goal for himself. He wanted to become the only legal husband of the goddess of death, and to be on an equal footing with the goddess of death. After setting this goal, Thanos once again felt full of vitality and showed some expressions towards certain things. Developed a nihilist sense of humor.

For example, Loki, the god of mischief, can actually become the ruler of the divine realm. Even the most vulgar novel in the universe would not dare to write this.

However, reality is always more absurd than art.

Not only did Loki come to power, he became a damn heroic figure.

Li Kang was unaware of the recent events in the Divine Realm. For more than a year, he had been living like a hermit and didn't know much about the outside world.

The Asgard patrol came to the front of the starship. The leader of the patrol pinched his nose and shouted, "Oh my God! What a weird smell is this? It smells worse than the shit of the Frost Giant who ate Banana Mustard Sarah!"

Who knows what this patrolman has been through?

Frost giants are known for their bad stomachs, fondness for drinking, and drunkenness. The main reason is that the environment they live in is too cold and they cannot adapt to the warm climate of Asgard.

In fact, Asgard is not warm, but compared to the Frost Giants' planet, it is still too hot.

The other patrolman didn't say anything and just vomited.

The fighter jets of Asgard are different. They are somewhat similar to carriages, but they don’t need to be pulled by horses. They just look similar. The warriors of Asgard stand on the platform above the fighter jets, like the warriors in ancient times, using their Fight with weapons and control the movements of fighter jets with your thoughts.

Controlling this fighter to fight is a technical job, but once you become proficient, you can make it come and go like the wind. A warrior from the Immortal Palace can fight one against a hundred, which is directly related to this kind of fighter.

The fighter is protected by a protective shield that provides gravity for the Asgardian warriors. The Asgardians themselves cannot fly, but they are equipped with weapons that allow them to fly, and the weapons can launch long-range attacks, basically like Thor's hammer. Low configuration version.

Therefore, it is very difficult to vomit on such a fighter jet. The other patrols took two steps back.

Immortal Palace attaches great importance to weapon systems, but does not pay attention to convenience and cleaning. In other words, manpower is needed for cleaning, and each patrol has to clean its own fighter.

So they all kept their fighter jets far away from the starship.

The rancid smell of space worm bodily fluids is still unbearable in a vacuum.

So it is the most disgusting substance in the universe.

After a certain distance, a patrol connected to the starship's communication system.

When he saw Li Kang and Deadpool in the starship, the patrolman had an unabashed expression of disgust on his face, even more disgusted than the slime of the space worm.

"Ugh...Li Kang...and your little follower, what's your name?" the patrolman thought deeply.

"My name is Deadpool, the death of death, the servant of guards. I am good friends with Hela in the underworld of Helm." Deadpool greeted the Asgard patrols on the big screen.

When Hela was mentioned, the patrolman's face turned green. Those who could not enter the Hall of Valor would have their souls taken away by Hela, so the warriors of the Immortal Palace always looked for every opportunity to prove themselves.

Death is not terrible, dying heroically is a VIP ticket to the Hall of Valor, and is greeted by the Valkyrie herself.

However, the name Hela is still an ominous name. For Asgard and even the creatures in the nine realms, the name Hela is as inevitable as Satan in the human world and Mephisto in the universe. A symbol of bad luck.

So when it comes to Deadpool, these guys don't dare to adopt the arrogant attitude just now. "Ah... Mr. Deadpool, you are here too," the patrolman said somewhat uncomfortably, "May I ask what is the reason for your visit this time?"

Li Kang rolled his eyes, it was a good excuse and he was not afraid of using it a few more times.

"It's like this. I discovered a shocking crisis while meditating. Do you want to know?"

The patrolman showed no interest. He showed an expression of disgust, "Crow, although the crow is Odin's sacred bird, you are the most disgusting kind of crow. You have a crow's mouth. Every time you You'll bring bad news whenever you come, you bastard!"

"Oh, don't be so pessimistic. Everything must be looked at from two sides. This crisis comes from the universe..."

The patrolman interrupted impatiently, "You don't have to say anything anymore. We have already passed this crisis. You are late."

This time it was Li Kang's turn to be stunned. Did he spend it? real or fake? Isn't this too ahead of its time? The official invasion of the Cancerous Universe hasn't even begun yet, and Asgard has already solved it?

"Hahaha....."

Seeing Li Kang's confused look, the Immortal Palace patrols laughed heartlessly together.

"What? In your opinion, our Immortal Palace is so weak? Although the Collector is very powerful, he is not invincible. Maybe it seems like this to you earthlings, but in front of our Immortal Palace, he is just trash. , one of us peed, and we pissed in this old grandson’s face, and this old bastard went home and cried!”

"Collector?" Li Kang was stunned. It seemed that there was a misunderstanding. They thought they were talking about collectors.

"Yes, that is the despicable, shameless and shameless Elder of the Universe. He came to our Asgard and said that the Asgard would become his collection. Damn! His dirty paws will never touch my hometown!"

"But... what I want to say is not the Collector. That old loser is not worthy of my special trip. The crisis this time is far greater than that of the Collector."

"Far bigger than the Collector?!" the patrol asked hesitantly, "Could it be Galactus, the planet devourer?!"

At the mention of this ominous name, the faces of the people around him became livid, and everyone showed a look of horror.

Li Kang slowly shook his head, "It's not Galactus."

"Oh... it's better if it's not Galactus. Gaelatus is too difficult to deal with. Our king, Odin, is not here. If he comes, we really can't afford to offend him." It sounds like it's not a planet. Devourer, the patrols breathed a collective sigh of relief.

Li Kang continued, "This crisis is far greater than that of Galactus. It is already on a cosmic level. Your King Odin left Immortal Palace this time just to deal with this crisis."

Speaking of Odin's name, it is said that Odin's worried departure was in response to a huge crisis. This matter is not a secret in the fairy palace, but no one knows the specific content of the crisis.