The Exorcism Inspector in Marvel World

The patrols looked at Li Kang suspiciously. Odin's sudden departure caused an uproar in the Immortal Palace, but it would definitely not spread to the earth. How could the earthling in front of him know?

Indeed, I have never seen Odin so panicked. This matter is like a big stone, weighing on the hearts of every Asgardian.

This matter is a bit big, and the patrols dare not make their own decisions. Although they hate the earthling in front of them very much, the people in the Asgard have seen big winds and waves, and they are not as amateur as the Star Legion.

"I understand, you may indeed know something," the patrolman said cautiously, "Nonetheless, but just by saying this, you want us to let you go, don't you think it's too childish? We need some Evidence, and your starship is too smelly and needs to be cleaned, but it’s not free, so you’d better be mentally prepared.”

This implies that cleaning costs will be sky-high....

Li Kang thought for a while. He wanted to go out and hand over the astrolabe, but then he thought again and handed the astrolabe to Deadpool. "Go out and hand this to them."

Deadpool jumped up again and shouted, "It's me again? Why is it me again? If I don't go, even if you beat me to death, I won't go. You must be trying to trick me again. Your eyes rolled just now After a while, others can't see it, but don't try to hide it from me. As soon as you stick out your ass, I will know what bad shit you are going to do. Don't even think about it. I'm warning you, you will be angry, Uncle Deadpool. I’m very angry and the consequences will be serious!”

"Okay, I know you are very angry, and I know the consequences will be serious. So, do you want to go or not? If you don't go, that's fine. Can I just go? But if I encounter any danger, please go back." My wife, Wanda, please explain to the children why Uncle Deadpool has immortality and lets his good brother go out and risk his life?"

"What the hell? Can I still do this? Do I deserve to die because I have an immortal body? Is there any justice left? What evil have I done to have a brother like you? How about we cut off our robes and sever our ties now? We will never have a relationship again, what do you think?"

"Whatever, I don't care, but you need to think about it carefully. Don't you like Xiao Bai and Xiao Huang? Don't you want to see them again in the future?"

"Me! Kang, when did you become so shameless?"

"Is this the first day you met me? Have I become more shameless now? Or have I become better? Say it with your conscience!"

Deadpool thought for a moment, then nodded helplessly and said, "Okay, you have indeed gotten better, but can you stop being such a moral kidnapper all the time? I don't want to be cannon fodder all the time. Although I'm crazy, I'm not stupid. .”

"If you are really not stupid,

You should understand that you have no other choice. Think about how you will face your relatives and friends in the future. If something happens to me, you and your uncles and aunts will not be able to explain it. You know that the modified reality has still changed, but Auntie has never disappeared, and that's because of me. "

This is true. Li Kang deliberately cooperated with Wanda to completely resurrect Deadpool's supposed dead mother into the world. This made Deadpool very happy.

Li Kang did not give Deadpool a chance to refute, and continued, "Think about it again, whether I have helped you more or cheated you more. If you really have a conscience..."

Deadpool looked up to the sky and sighed, grabbed the astrolabe and walked out. He had just reached the door of the starship.

But before he reached the hatch, the captain of the patrol came. He had just secretly drank some mead and ate the roast venison his wife had secretly brought for him. The other patrols in the team were Single dog.

There are two major characteristics of single dogs. The first is that they are dirty, and the second is that they are greedy. There is no woman behind them to clean them up. These guys can wear a pair of underwear for a month, and can be sexy for more than a hundred miles in the wind. They also eat regularly. There is not much good food, but the appetite is surprisingly large. As long as they see some good food, there will be no crumbs left in it within ten minutes.

This is a bloody lesson, because each time you perform a mission, you have to go out for nine days, and one of the five shifts will be one day. The rest of the time is spent at home with your family. The status of the Asgard warriors is very high and the treatment is good, so every day The next time it was their team's turn to patrol, the captain's wife would prepare a lot of delicious food.

They didn't hide it last time. The beef sauce and pickles prepared by my wife were discovered. These guys used the pickles as solid food and ate them with beef sauce. In just ten minutes, they ate all the nine days of supplies provided by the patrol leader.

The captain could only eat dry pancakes for nine days, so this time he imitated adultery and hid the delicious food prepared by his wife in his luggage. After all, he was the captain, and no matter how wolf those guys were, they would not dare to search for the captain. Every time he secretly took out a little bit of the food and hid it in his armor, and ate it secretly when no one was around.

He had just finished eating and was still wiping the corners of his mouth when he came back. He didn't want these heartless guys to eat and drink freely after nine days of hard work, and then gamble and play with women until they got it. After running out of food and water, and having nothing to eat or drink, he returned to the patrol team to eat and drink.

After the patrol leader came back, he found that the patrolmen were surrounding a starship and did not inspect it. They were just watching. He was a little angry.

The duty of the patrols is to check these capable starships. They are all veterans. They should board the starships to conduct searches. At least they should bring search dogs over to see what is going on there. Could it be that I am not here? They can't even do this. Can't handle small things well?

"What are you doing?" the patrol leader shouted.

In fact, the patrols are not willing to meddle in this kind of thing. If you meddle in this kind of thing too much, it will not taste good. If you don't meddle in it, you will not get good results. It is a thankless job. My captain is even more mean-spirited than a needle nose. This guy doesn't know how to share joys and sorrows. He ate some bad pickles last time. Now he brings some good things and hides them secretly to eat. He pretends that no one else knows, so no one is willing to help the captain take this responsibility.

Seeing the patrol leader coming, these guys knew that the patrol leader had just stopped hiding to eat something good. They suppressed their anger and said to the patrol leader, "That's it, Li Kang and his follower Deadpool are here, saying that there is something important The intelligence needs to be reported, but we don’t know what to do, so we’re just waiting here.”

The patrol leader said angrily, "You are all trash! Does it mean what he says? Who is Li Kang? He is the most treacherous among human beings. He also likes petty theft and has unclean hands and feet. This kind of person How can you just let him enter God's Realm casually? He might want to smuggle some contraband or something like that, have you all searched him?"

The patrol shook his head repeatedly and said, "No, their starship is special and we can't even get on it."

"Nonsense! What is your duty? How dare you say such things? Are you still brave warriors of Asgard?"

"Uh...it's true. We can't stand it. I admit that I'm not brave enough. So what...Captain, you are definitely smart and powerful. Why don't you show it to us? Go up and search it and show it to us?"

"Trash!" The patrol leader cursed and flew over. "You don't even know how to search. I really don't know what I'm doing raising you guys! You... ugh...!!"

The patrol leader was cursing when suddenly there was an indescribable stench in front of him. The patrol leader was not as prepared as the other patrols, and he had just eaten greasy venison, so he couldn't hold it back and squirted out.