The Exorcism Inspector in Marvel World

"Hello, my name is Wolverine Logan... I'm Canadian, about 200 years old, and still single. I once had a son, but because I lost my memory, I didn't take good care of him, and he turned into a bad person. , and finally he died in my arms. All this is imprinted in your mind. I will take the exam later!" Logan took a comfortable puff of his cigar and felt much more relaxed.

It's not a good feeling to be treated like a trash fish. I finally breathed a sigh of relief. I had been "taken care of" by old Loki a lot in the past, and I still have a little bit of it today.

The most important thing is the young Loki's pink face, which has a healthy pink color. People can't help but pinch his face, just like seeing a beautiful little kitten. Logan was a little bit attracted by cuteness, but Logan had seen all kinds of little brats at Xavier Academy for Geniuses and had a high immunity to them.

"Wait a minute! You can't do this to me. You are an Guys, we are all professional superheroes. Superheroes can't pinch superheroes' ears!" This is the first time Loki has encountered such a person, at least since his rebirth, this is the first time he has encountered such an unreasonable person. Guy.

"I'm not a professional," Logan said nonchalantly, "I'm more like an enthusiastic volunteer. I've never regarded wearing a weird yellow combat uniform and fighting a group of lame Hydra idiots as a career. , it can be regarded as a hobby at most, just like I am pinching your ears now, it seems to be very effective, you see? Your IQ seems to be back again, I don’t want to talk nonsense to you, Deadpool and I are here this time Look, you were disturbed by magic because we had an activity to rescue slaves. If your IQ is still there, you should know that the two of us know nothing about magic... Maybe you are really the god of stories, In front of you, my mouth seems to become particularly eloquent, hum... They used to say that I cherish words like gold."

Logan was really right. Being able to make people talk incessantly in front of him was really one of Loki's magical powers.

He almost said everything he usually said in a week in one breath, and there was not a single word like Fake or shit in it. Even Logan himself was surprised.

"There can't be any dirty things in the stories for children. They should be as pure and flawless as apple pudding." Loki said with a smile.

Logan pinched Loki's ear hard, "Boy, I'm not making worthless shit jokes with you. I'm generously giving you a chance to help me. You'd better put it in your ear." Give me a satisfactory answer before you screw me out."

"I'm the Prince of Lies. Even if I promise you, how do you know if I really want to help you?" Loki covered his ears with his hands and shouted loudly.

Logan was stunned for a moment and let go of his hand, "Boy,

Your logic is bullshit, but it's perfect. Well, I had a bit of a feud with you in the past, and this time I can sort out some old scores. Now I'm asking you again seriously, are you willing to help? "

"Fuck you!" Loki said, rubbing his red ears, "Only my mother can twist my ears, who do you think I am?"

Logan said easily, "I am teaching you the most valuable lesson. When facing something very important, even if you have to cooperate with the person you hate the most, you must stick to the right choice. This is the test of whether you can become a The important criterion for being a qualified superhero is whether you can pass the test!"

Loki's face was filled with anger, "You said my logic is perfect? ​​I think you are the logical genius! You can make dead people live! I won't tell you anymore, I'll talk to Deadpool!"

He raised Deadpool's head and found bursts of snoring coming from Deadpool's nostrils.

"I'm so convinced by you," Loki was speechless, "Are you asleep? Wake up! Wake up quickly!"

Deadpool then opened his sleepy eyes, clicked his lips twice, and murmured, "I just had a very interesting dream. I was riding a dragon in the sky with a silver-haired beauty named Khaleesi. You know she is that kind of extremely beautiful woman. She calls me Lord Snow, and her eyes when she looks at me are full of tenderness. She is so beautiful that she bubbles over. You know I can’t move even when I see beautiful legs. Besides, There was a dragon under my crotch, and the dragon bones hurt my butt. I told Khaleesi that my butt was about to be cut in half by the dragon bones, and she suddenly burst out laughing, her thick eyebrows furrowed. At the same time, the beautiful face suddenly turned into an emoticon, which scared me so much that I woke up immediately. It was really a terrible dream!"

Loki and Logan looked at each other, neither understanding what Deadpool was talking about. It might just be a simple nightmare.

"I admire you, you have such a big heart." Loki came to Deadpool's side, "I haven't seen you since the last time we were in Gao Tianzun's Colosseum, but we finally defeated Gao Tianzun's Damn you, I remember your self-healing factor was still there at that time, why can’t it regenerate now?”

In my impression, even if Loki's head is chopped off and he is burned to ashes, he can be reborn from the ashes. His self-healing ability has far exceeded the scope of self-healing factors.

Seeing that Deadpool's wound has stopped bleeding, he must have been cut for a long time and has not healed on his own. This is incredible.

It’s hard to say that Deadpool’s good brothers deliberately prevented him from growing his body again in order to prevent him from making mistakes. In other words, they just didn’t believe that he could be a good and law-abiding husband. It was so irritating! Are these still brothers? !

He was roaring in his heart, and his intense inner activities were strictly blocked by the mask. From Loki's perspective, he could see Deadpool moaning alone.

"Deadpool, are you constipated?" Loki asked with concern, "I have some fine mead here. After drinking it, I'm sure your whole body will be smooth and your bowel movement will be great!"

Logan appeared from behind and took the bottle from Loki's hand, "What do children drink? It's not good to become an alcoholic."

He opened the cork of the bottle and drank all the wine. He took a few breaths because of the sour taste of the mead. "Why does this wine taste like horse urine?"

"I'm not a child! My growing up years are as long as the mountains!" Loki decisively started the bragging mode, proving that he was definitely not a child. "I have witnessed the vast seas turning into mulberry fields. When you humans were just apes, I am walking on the earth, and I am God!"

Logan made a lightning move and pinched Loki's ears again, "You kid, you talk a lot of nonsense. Those are all old calendars. Now we have to start counting again, starting from when you were torn apart by the void hands and reborn. Lifespan, don’t you always call yourself the new Loki? Then it seems that you are not even three years old. You are a real brat. If you don’t talk nonsense, I will spank you!”

No...I can't refute it. It's definitely not because my ears were pinched that I didn't refute it. It's just that Wolverine is a logic genius. I'm speechless! Yes...that's it! My great God of stories is not a coward who is afraid of twisting his ears!

Loki still hasn't realized clearly that the unshaven old man in front of him is his nemesis!