The Exorcism Inspector in Marvel World

"Hmph... You want to spank me? It's a hundred years too early!" Loki stamped his foot, and a puff of white smoke came out, making Logan cough twice.

But it was just two coughs. For a super smoker like Logan, such a small smoke was nothing, not even enjoyable enough.

But Logan felt that the ear in his hand seemed to suddenly become slippery. He had too much fighting experience, so he immediately twisted it hard.

"Ouch!!" Loki screamed strangely, and the white smoke dispersed. He half-knelt in front of Logan, not daring to move.

Just now, Loki wanted to use the flash spell to teleport himself away, but when the spell was about to be realized, he was mercilessly strangled by Logan.

"I'm sorry, I was too harsh. It's my fault." Logan apologized quickly because Loki was about to cry.

Deadpool flew over to take a look and tsked twice, "You should apologize. My ears are about to bleed. What grudge do you have against Loki? You're so cruel!... But I like to see Loki get frustrated." Who makes the little bastard always behave so arrogantly? Boy, go ask your father and your brother, do they dare to brag like this to us?"

Loki rolled his eyes, wiped his tears and said, "Okay! I'll go ask them right away."

Logan had finished eating and hurriedly said to Deadpool, "Quickly stop this little bastard, he is going to sue us for being a thief!"

"What? How brave! You dare to go back and sue your parents! I turned against you! Lie down!" Two laser beams shot out of Deadpool's eyes, hitting Loki's back.

Loki groaned, staggered two steps and fainted.

"Do you want to kill someone?" Logan ran over quickly. Seeing that Loki was just knocked unconscious, he let out a sigh of relief, "You said I was harsh? You yourself are heavier than anyone else!"

"I am a mercenary, and it is my survival instinct to strike hard. Just like Colin Eastwood said, when the Gunners compete, it depends on who has better luck. Now it is obvious that I am lucky. , Loki's bad luck, you can't blame me, I also have good intentions." Deadpool knew that he was in the wrong and hoped to fool him with nonsense.

Fortunately, although Logan was rude on the surface, he was actually very open-minded in looking at the problem. He kept silent on the surface and was more open-minded than anyone in his heart, so he didn't care. He picked up Loki and said to Deadpool, "Good intentions? You are a kind-hearted person." But I can’t bear it, I won’t talk nonsense to you, open the portal, we have serious things to do!”

Deadpool hurriedly opened the portal. When he passed the Hellbound Castle this time, he saw that the castle was decorated with flowers and vines.

There are white pigeons flying in the sky, and the castle wall is painted a lovely pink. On the wall, Xiaoqin and Cyclops, a newlywed couple, are taking wedding photos.

Obviously, the two chose Limbo for their honeymoon. This idea is really original, but if you think about it carefully, it is also a helpless move.

Both of them are the most famous X-Men, and they have previously suppressed those human supremacists who want to cause trouble. Whether they are old enemies or ordinary fearful people, they are the most deadly enemies for Honeymooners.

The honeymoon should be sweet, but if you have to fight and kill every day, it would be too unsightly and unlucky.

The most important thing is that Emma is still waiting for an opportunity to sabotage. The White Queen's persistence is known to the world, and she controls huge resources. This difficult sister is determined to cause trouble. No matter where Xiaoqin and the others go for their honeymoon, as long as there is no Leaving the earth, there is no place that Emma can't hit.

So they had to choose. At the invitation of Mystery, the two chose Hell's Edge. Mystery used magic to make Hell's Edge much more lovely. Because a large number of demons were eliminated, Hell's Edge is now peaceful, and Mystery's also Gained a huge amount of energy, which is the privilege of being the master of the dimension.

The originally dilapidated Hellbound Castle was transformed into a cute one, and the subspecies of demons serving the mysterious guest were also disguised as servants. Although this place is not as beautiful as Hawaii, it is better than peace, and I feel relaxed. That’s the key to a honeymoon.

It's a pity that some people don't understand. They just think that the romantic places in the rumors are the most wonderful choices, so they choose some crowded destinations, such as Paris. The key is that they are not safe enough. After the entire honeymoon, they are exhausted and it takes a long time to get there. Return to normal state, some more impulsive people simply divorce after the honeymoon is over!

Therefore, only two people who truly love each other can enjoy a peaceful honeymoon life in a quiet harbor. This is the real honeymoon.

Logan could only look at Cyclops with envy, "Scott, you unlucky bastard, if I had met Xiaoqin first, I guarantee that today's groom will definitely not be you."

Deadpool didn't think so. He said nonchalantly, "I don't think so. Brother Lang, you are a pure man and have masculinity. Everyone has to admit this. But let me tell you, your theory of picking up girls is too outdated. , I would say you are an antique from the last century. Girls nowadays like to be funny and humorous. It is best to be rich, powerful and handsome. To be honest, you are not involved in any of these three things. "

Logan glared at him depressedly, "Have you said enough? Just say a few words and no one will think you are dumb! Don't be smart, Xiaoqin is not a superficial girl, and that guy with Cyclops is indeed excellent, at least better than I am much more innocent. Some people on the Internet say that I only have a humanoid self-propelled gun... I can't even refute it." "Humanoid self-propelled gun? Why doesn't anyone give me such a cool nickname? Listen to me. Nicknames! Fake Spider-Man! Big idiot in a red hood! Talkative guy in red! And crazy butcher with a strange knife! I just brushed it off, everything else is fine, but he is fake Spider-Man? What is there about Spider-Man that I can imitate? ? He is just a little brother of mine, there is no need for me to imitate him!" Deadpool felt aggrieved when the topic of nicknames was brought up.

Logan looked at Deadpool and hit him hard on the head, "Have you said enough? You can refute everything else, but you have the nerve to refute Spider-Man? With your outfit, anyone with a discerning eye can tell at a glance It’s obvious that he’s imitating Spider-Man, and the nagging in his mouth also looks very similar. You said you didn’t imitate Spider-Man’s character?”

There was a horrified expression on Deadpool's face, like a dead rat that had taken rat poison. "Is it so obvious? When I finally crawled out of the dead body garbage pile at the X Weapon Research Center, I didn't know it at the time. Who stuffed a newspaper from the Daily Bugle under my crotch? The entire page was filled with photos of Spider-Man. I was thinking at the time, this outfit is really cool, so I imitated it and designed it. You must not tell anyone, otherwise I will ruin it."

Logan said disdainfully, "Everyone knows something, but you still keep it as a secret. Don't worry, you can't destroy it. Even Spider-Man didn't say anything about you, and no one else can interfere."

Deadpool felt a little relieved, and the two looked at each other for a while, and saw that Xiaoqin and Cyclops were infinitely sweet.

The one I love is getting married, but the groom is not me... Logan's mood became calm. For people like him who have experienced countless separations and separations, what they hope most is to see the happiness of their beloved.

Deadpool also understood this, so he remained surprisingly quiet for a moment. When Logan had seen enough, he continued to use Mysterio's powers and teleported back to the underground world with Loki.

The whole process lasted less than an hour, and I had already made the journey from the underground world to the fairy palace and back. It was extremely fast.

However, when he walked out of the portal, he saw a mess in front of him.