The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

In 1897, the summer of the Griffin, Dassos I, the twenty-ninth emperor of the Oran Empire, was about to ascend to the throne. The White Whale Tribe of the Sea Clan planned to invade, but the news leaked out unexpectedly.

Afterwards, the emperor was furious, demoted thirty-seven nobles overnight, dismissed and investigated more than 200 senior military officers from the three major military regions, and hanged the cross of sinners along the river, stretching for several kilometers, known as the "white whale" in history. Bloody night."

On the same day, the Oran Third Fleet stationed in Finlovende upstream of the capital Kagsi and the Oran First Fleet in the downstream Sea City arrived in the capital on the same day and began to encircle and suppress the Beluga tribe.

On that day, the Hehmet River, known as the "overflowing green agate", was blood-red, the sound of artillery roared, and the sound of killing shook the sky. Several urban areas of the capital were reduced to battlefields.

The two major fleets flanked each other, and the war started smoothly. As the demigod nine-headed sea dragon Hydera joined the battle, countless sea tribes and sea monsters joined the battle. Damus, the hero of the Oran Empire's national defense, "Dragon Hunting Archer", died on the spot. , the national teacher "Prince of Blood" Massolite was seriously injured, the first fleet was completely destroyed, and the second fleet was half destroyed.

During the war, with the collective efforts of the sea monsters, the river water rose, submerging the Kagoxi City Wharf area, the colony area and other urban areas, a large number of water elements came ashore, the rain continued, and the war fell into a stalemate.

In the next two weeks, nineteen offshore and riverside cities of the Oran Empire were raided, and nine cities including Susolan City fell that day. Among them, Susolan City was attacked by a blood shark tribe composed of piranhas and murlocs, and was massacred afterwards.

Symbolized by the bloody night of the white whale, the horn of the eternal jihad sounded again. Under the command of the god of water elements, Ayiros and the evil god, the queen of storms, the sea tribe who came ashore became the vanguard, and the chaotic camp made a comeback.

And because of the report from Princess Renee of the small country. The Oran Empire avoided the desperate situation of being raided, and lamented the kindness of the Principality of Donglan and Princess Renee. The emperor made a promise that "the Principality of Donglan will always be the country of brothers of the Oran Empire", and proposed to Princess Renee again in public, but then, he said that the current situation was chaotic and he was worried about his homeland. Her Royal Highness once again declined the emperor's marriage proposal.

But in private, there were rumors in the market that at that time, Princess Renee angrily complained to Dassos about the absurdity, and threw two red high-heeled shoes at him, hitting the emperor himself and his chief financial officer Hemet respectively. Mitt fell into a coma on the spot, and the scene was in chaos.

"The country is in trouble and has a brain. I have never seen such an idiot emperor. My mother said that she is not interested in men. Want me to marry you? Unless you find an Edwina belt and put on a skirt."

In the eyes of a few insiders, Dassos's trick of fishing in troubled waters is indeed quite cunning. The so-called "brother country" directly removed Donglan Principality from the list of vassal countries, and with more rumors Spread out, with the looming shadow of war, with the row of crosses hanging the dead, with a large number of hostile factions imprisoned. The original stigma is no longer important,

As long as he can lead the people through difficulties, it will be more practical than any false name.

Although the public has more criticisms of the emperor's evaluation. But the princess of the small country who was so obsessed with the emperor that he lost face and reason became the hottest topic recently. "Her beauty and straightforward personality spread widely, and the reputation of "the holy snow lotus on the top of the mountain" began to spread. .

It is said that she looks pure and immature, but she has a special charm, which attracts the king's attention.

And at this time. Listening to the gossip and gossip collected by her companions, that flower wanted to kill someone righteously.

"Flower of Gaoling? Dasos, you know how to do favors, and you still use me to divert the topic and focus? Remember this old man, don't give me a chance."

But at this time, I have no time to complain, and many chores are on me.

After getting the news, Dassos checked his temper patiently, and then took advantage of the "outbreak" to take advantage of the opportunity to eradicate dissidents and consolidate the regime. This is still expected.

After that, Dassos, in the name of returning favors and the so-called brotherly state, directly superficialized the assistance and resources in the agreement, and accelerated the speed of fulfilling the contract. Soon, after he fulfilled the agreement, I had to return the key Give it to him, if you don't hurry up, this time the joy will be for nothing.

After all, this is the capital of the Oran Empire. Even though they encountered some troubles, no one thought that the Oran Empire would lose.

Although the nine-headed dragon is strong, it is not invincible. As a member of the evil god Queen of Storms, its battle also represents the official intervention of the evil god of chaos. The Dragon Slayer God Envoy is already on his way.

However, Dassos speeded up the fulfillment of the contract, probably thinking that he really had some expectations for the things in the base. If a floating fleet suddenly broke out from the water, it would definitely change the situation of the entire war. Of course, he was sure Also be prepared for nothing.

And if I don't want to get nothing, I should really hurry up.

"Did you find Tracy?"

While preparing for battle, the sudden disappearance of the Kraken became a problem.

"She suddenly returned to the circus, with a box in her hand, and a special seal on it. Looking at the shield and long sword intersecting guardian medal, it should be the emblem of a certain royal family."

A royal emblem? I'm afraid, this is probably a hijacked tribute. Heloise and I smiled at each other, but felt that we finally found our target this time. Waiting is worthwhile, and it's time to reel in the fishing.

"Stonville's Ocean Bottle, the legendary artifact of the ancient Poseidon, is said to be able to set off endless waves in ancient times. Although it has lost most of its power due to the passing of the ancient god, if it falls to Lady Storm and Si In the hands of Dunville's wife, the ancient god of water elements, maybe she will regain her divine power."

When we learned that there was such a rare treasure among the stolen tributes, and when we learned that the siren was looking for the stolen "tribute" through the greedy offspring, we immediately "suddenly realized".

"No matter why she leaked the secrets of the Sea Clan, as long as Trixis gets the artifact, she must not let it go back to the sea!"

The tribute (gift) of the Solo Federation was taken by the Astronomy Tower, and Tracys had been in contact with the Astronomy Tower before. If she had the heart, she might indeed know where the missing tribute was. In our anticipation, when the astrologer becomes a wanted man. I'm afraid she is the only one who can find the tribute.

So, when Trixis just returned to her own tent in the circus, the uninvited guest came to the door.

"Open the door! Check the water meter, what? No water meter? Then send water to the door! Forget it, you don't need to open the door. Your house won't need a door anymore."

Well, when the legendary paladin raised his holy sword and charged, and the legendary druid summoned wind and lightning to blow down the entire tent, the tent was immediately reimbursed.

At this time, Cui Xisi was surprised, she had just opened the box containing the tribute, and looked at us who suddenly appeared with a face full of surprise.

"Haha, I can't think of it. We have been waiting for you to hand over the artifact..."

I walked out triumphantly, but when I looked around, I was suddenly dumbfounded.

"What is this! An artifact?"

The contents of the box had nothing to do with the bottle, it was a white jade sculpture, and its shape was a bit like a banana, a bit like ivory, a bit like something. It's a bit like... the more you look at it, the more it looks like...

"This is an artificial penis. This is super warm jade, which can simulate human body temperature. Judging by the color and craftsmanship, it is definitely a super high-quality product, and it should be a masterpiece! This is really a rare item among rare items. An absolute artifact !"

Well, I regret bringing sad wind, he told the truth of the truth we tried so hard to avoid.

"Is this a tribute?"

Her nakedness was exposed all of a sudden, and Tracy nodded numbly.

"It is indeed a concubine's supplies..." The pronunciation of the concubine and the tribute is almost exactly the same. No wonder the son of greed got it wrong.

"Since I was discovered by you, I don't have to hide it. In fact, one of the main purposes of my staying in the human world is to research adult products. You know that most of us sea monsters are women, and they are cold-blooded creatures, and they live alone in the sea. , it is difficult to run into the same kind, and the long nights are unbearable, many companions have this habit...."

"...Therefore, I plan to open the first sea adult supplies store, which should be welcomed by sea monsters, mermaids, naga and other sea women, and the first step is to specialize in the It is a pity that the more I study the two ways of nature, the more I find my superficiality. I regret my previous shallowness. I plan to spend another hundred years studying this way. After becoming a master of this way, Come open the mobile store of my dreams."

This beautiful woman clearly said words that have lost all integrity, her eyes are full of enthusiasm, but her face is full of consciousness like a martyr. I instinctively feel that she is not telling lies, and she really intends to devote her life to this path energy.

I kind of know why I instinctively feel that this siren beauty is so familiar to people. Isn’t this another specialty of Sulfur Mountain City—gentleman (transformation) gentleman (state).

"It's a pity. Maybe it's because of the different species. Why can't human beings understand our ideas? When they heard me say that, they all looked at me with strange eyes, and that fat earl kept pestering me. Hmph, for us In other words, utensils are utensils that dispatch loneliness, they are just dead things, and partners are companions who accompany life and death, which are completely different things. Hey, it’s hard to find a soulmate.”

At this moment, when the sea monster lamented that he was not understood, the man stood up, his face was similar to that of Trixisi's.

"It's amazing! It's so touching! Comrades (here specifically refers to companions with the same ambition), I can understand that the way of sex is profound and profound. In fact, I am also pursuing my own path, and I am not understood by others. I can help You! Personal testing and the like, leave it to me... Ah!"

Well, everyone couldn't listen anymore, ignored the sea monster who was surprised when he heard the words, and started the daily routine again - beating Beifeng.

Covering my head, I really don't know what to say. The sea monster in front of me reminds me of those guys in Sulfur Mountain City, and it makes me want to stay away from it even more.

"The tribute? The Poseidon bottle? Wasn't it taken away by the Astrologer Tower?"

Tracy shook her head.

"At that time, they worked together with the local thieves' union, um, they just used the thieves' union to cover up their identities, and they were the ones who did it. How could a small thieves' union handle the envoy of a big country. Afterwards, in return, the spoils should be all Throw it to the Thieves Guild."

At the same time as I suddenly realized, a faint sense of foreboding emerged in my heart, which is often a sign that I have been tricked again.

"What's the name of the Thieves Guild?"

"Blood Blood Pressure Brotherhood? Oh, I remember their emblem is the blood handprint, it should be the Blood Hand Brotherhood."

Well, this name sounds really familiar. Thinking about it a little bit, the memories of the past are like yesterday, and I almost burst into tears. This time, I have done it to myself again, and I have been busy for nothing.

"I probably know where the Sea God's bottle is, Heloise...give me back the milk bottle I gave you."

Yes, when I just came to this city, I took the Bloody Hands Brotherhood as a target for sword training. At that time, I did hear that they stole the tribute. It was a clean break, and there was not much gain in the end.

After killing their president, I did see a box in the secret room, and there was an antique bottle in it, which seemed to be of great value, but the cat I was raising at the time asked me to buy a milk bottle, and she herself thought this bottle was very If you have an artistic style, you can use it directly.

There is no magic fluctuation on it, who would have thought that it would be an artifact of the past...

"Meow, don't give it to me. The artifact bottle is suitable for my taste. If you want to change it, return it with an equivalent value."

Just when I was about to reason with the dead cat and grab it if it didn't make sense, I couldn't help shivering with a "ding" sound, which never meant a good thing.

"The damn system is coming to make trouble again?"

【Cough, I got the answer right, but no prize. Congratulations to the gentleman group formed by the host for getting a new gentleman to join. They are the beautiful siren Trixes whose life goal is to open an adult supplies store. When you have ten gentlemen (perverts) in your gentleman group, you will Earned the epic title - King of Gentlemen. The effect is absolutely powerful. 】

[There are currently nine gentlemen, only one is missing, please continue to work hard. In fact, there is one in front of you. I recommend Cavendish, the ogre who likes to interact with each other. Although the gentleman is a bit low, the system will help you this time, so you can barely pass. 】

[Now there are eight members of Gentleman, including: Momo, the female elf of Zhengtaikong, Diana, the strange flower elf of the triple gods, Casio, who is gradually going astray in life, and Beifeng (he does not need any adjectives, he is a legend, he is a legend The sad wind in the middle of the world), Prince Green who will blow through the mainland one day, the beauty Keluosi whose gender is Keluosi, Her Royal Highness Renee who is gradually controlled by her grandfather, and the paladin Roland who is gradually awakening to women's fetishism]

"Your girl who is a dress fanatic! You are a dress fanatic, and your whole family is a dress fanatic! You are a gentleman, and your whole family is a gentleman!" ()