The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

"Hey! A large wave of zombies is approaching."

"My plants will tear you apart!"

The gray zombies swayed towards that side, the Stitched Abomination as a meat shield walked in the front, and behind them was a dense army of zombies.

And in the cloud and mist on the opposite side, one after another pea gunners suddenly rushed out of the soil, angrily spraying oily green pea bullets, while the angry watermelon bombers threw out explosive watermelons one after another, bringing The deadly shock wave exploded, blasting out mushroom clouds one by one.

Lacking conventional magic support, the zombie army, which is mainly close-up, can only move slowly against the hail of bullets. Although they have suffered huge losses during the march, the huge number of bases makes them still terrifying.

And when the two legions came together, the fierce hand-to-hand combat began.

The most common zombie collided with the nut defender holding a heavy shield. The taupe poisonous carrion voluntarily detonated itself, green and gray poisonous clouds rose continuously, and the plants contaminated with venom and poisonous mist quickly withered and died. A no man's land appears on the battlefield.

As for the plants, they may be rooted and move unchanged, but the plants that draw power from the earth have endless ammunition. Maybe they can't be like brainless zombies that are not afraid of life and death, but at least for now After the fighters on the front block the opponent without fear of sacrifice, they can overwhelm the opponent with countless artillery fire.

Soon, the excessive artillery fire caused gaps in the zombie army's front, and the plant's counterattack was about to begin.

"Death! The race of death is accelerating!"

So, when it was discovered that the situation of the zombie army was not good, a certain black hand behind the scenes acted. Consumed the last Legion Order.

And when the black mist spread. All the zombies began to speed up frantically. And the violent zombies not only changed their speed, they even began to pull out their intestines and throw them at their opponents.

"The shelter of the forest and the sun! Within 30 minutes, the attack speed and vitality of all plants are doubled."

As the order was issued, the pea shooter's bullets lined up, and the sound of explosions rumbled throughout the front line.

Facing the crazier plant cannon array, the zombie army finally chose the helpless cannon fodder flow of attrition, and when the new angry cherries jumped out one by one and blew themselves up crazily, blowing up the main force of the zombie army, the manic zombie group had no chance of breaking through the line of fire. The power of the blockade.

then.

Reluctantly, I consumed the remaining zombies in the artillery fire, and was helplessly defeated.

"The winner, Archmage Amyra!"

As the brilliance dissipated, the battlefield in front of me turned back into a huge chessboard. The chess pieces on the zombie side were dim, while the chess pieces on the plant side were covered with white brilliance, as if they were about to move.

This is currently the most popular Magic Chess game - Zombies vs. Plants series. Of course, I am the "inventor" and producer, and we are obviously not playing regular games. It is a real war simulation version that has certain requirements for users, and a normal version that is sold externally. Only small pieces made of magic oak were used.

Incidentally, due to the fact that four variants appeared in less than a month, this series is also known as the master of vampire cheating money.

"Hey, this new version is really too unbalanced. Even if the zombie side has a numerical advantage, the winning rate is still too low. The explosion system of the plant side is too strong, and the active attack on the line of fire consumes too much force. It seems that the balance is still there. Adjusted. Well, in the next version, the German (Druid) gunfire power will be cut!"

"Ha, sure enough, the loser will find a reason."

"Or, add two bone dragons and liches to the zombie side, but then it's not a zombie, let alone the Zombie Vs Plants 3 Swords and Magic version. Forget it, the name is just like morals, it doesn't matter , and join it in the next version.”

"Whatever you want, according to the balance rules, in order to satisfy the consumers, both parties must add troops of the same rank. If you add a lich, I will add the demon spirit grass. If you add a bone dragon, I will add the wall of blood thorns. In the end, I will win."

Emily laughed and trembled, and she was able to win two games with me frequently. She simply loved this game to death.

"However, will this really allow me to understand the mysteries of life and enter a new stage?

After "inventing" this game with me, I became addicted to it, and "invented" Zombies vs Plants Tower Defense Edition, Zombies vs Plants Fighting King Edition, Zombies vs Plants Warcraft Edition, etc. After working, after she had had so much fun these days, she finally remembered the root of everything - to improve her ability to create.

So, facing the question that was finally remembered, I smiled.

"Of course... no! This is purely a game. Well, put away your piranhas and let me explain."

"You...you liar! Playing with me again! Playing with my feelings again! I will never listen to you again."

Realizing that she had been tricked again, the screaming Emily immediately became hysterical. Crazy blood streaks gleamed in her phoenix eyes, and her slender hair began to turn into plants, and blood began to flow along the ends of her hair. Crazy growth, the field of plants is spreading, I am afraid that it will soon be a realistic version of Zombies vs. Plants.

And as a zombie who is about to be beaten violently, I feel a lot of pressure.

But I have a trump card.

"A tenth of the money for selling games will be given to you."

"Well, how many are there?"

"The original version of this game has already sold well. As long as our manufacturing technology keeps up, all kinds of cheating versions add up, and it is indispensable to give you hundreds of thousands of gold coins."

Well, in the next second, everything became calm, the crazy witch just disappeared without a trace, and what was left was just a gentle senior who was quietly sipping black tea and smiling at me.

This is not because Amyla is greedy for money, but because the mage profession is a money-burning commodity. The more high-end mages, the more bottomless pits. Of course, mages can also sell their own products to make a lot of money, and Amyla Such experimenters have no budget management skills, not to mention that they don't have much thought about product returns. Even if they make money by chance, they will immediately invest in new experiments, so they are extremely friendly to rare patrons. Now I heard that some earn money. Immediately transformed into a business model for taking advantage of.

wrong? Is it a patron, not a victim? That's right. The crazy mage who uses the investment at will without considering the expected return, and loses as much as possible for this investment, dares to invest, it is not what it is.

According to Margaret, Amyla doesn't even have her own experimental department now (it has gone bankrupt and liquidated). Later, it was said that the embezzlement of public funds was exposed, and she was directly kicked out of the position of truth controller. Now even her teacher's salary is being paid. Take it directly to pay off the debt.

It's a strange thing for a demigod mage to get mixed up like this. Her reputation in the investment industry is so bad that she can't fool a few people all year round. She can only catch her own students to do coolie running projects, and let the students' small projects support her research projects.

"Besides, this is not just a game. These functional plant chess pieces should have given you a lot of hints. If you don't mention it, I don't believe that through these days of military drills, your plant army's planning and coordination have not improved at all. At least you The design of new plant arms should be enlightening."

Amyra nodded, this is also true.

"And at our level, it's not easy to go one step further. Be patient, haven't you done what I promised?"

Hearing me say that I have promises to fulfill, the handle of the teacup in the senior sister's left hand was directly crushed. Even though the other right hand caught the falling teacup in time, even the senior sister still had a smile on her face. But judging from the trembling arms and the twitching eyes, it was obvious that he was on the verge of going berserk again.

"Student, how dare you say that, who said that we should let go of the boring ethical shackles and explore the mysteries of life together? I thought I had obtained a life-long confidant, and I was so happy. In the end, I got it." After all the research materials, it disappeared without a trace in a blink of an eye, and then a letter of accusation was thrown to the Council of Truth Controllers, which made it almost impossible for me to hang out in the Tower of Clouds."

"Ah, did I do this back then? Sorry, reincarnation damages my memory too much, I don't remember. Well, we have to look forward and forget about the boring past. By the way, how did you settle it later? of."

forgotten? Of course it’s a lie. Back then, what this guy did had no limit, and I couldn’t bear to see him who had always had no limit. I didn’t want to trick her, but I was a little curious. At that time, I directly used her as a student and a living. The report letter of the human experiment was thrown in the conference room of the truth seminar. At least five truth controllers were present at the time. How did she get it done?

"It's nothing. At that time, my mentor helped me temporarily suppress it, and then I killed a truth controller who was biting me, and replaced him. I paid some price in exchange, and let the other controllers turn a blind eye and close their eyes." .Damn it, if it weren’t for the fact that I can only use some death row prisoners for experiments now, how could my progress be so fast? You can break through the limit because you can obtain experimental materials on the battlefield. Sure enough, you should collect test items as much as you want! Hee hee, There are no annoying overseers here."

That hysterical low smile was creepy. I knew she would do what she said, but I quickly stopped her. Of course, it is impossible to stop her directly, and she is also a person who does not listen to persuasion at all.

"Do you have a suitable subject now? After collecting a large amount of experimental materials, we will probably run away. It would be too wasteful to waste it on ordinary subjects. In two years, there will be countless experimental materials for you Choose, and compared to the human beings who are so easy to die, orcs with tenacious vitality are more suitable as experimental subjects, so let's do theoretical accumulation and temporary capabilities in the past two years."

Hearing my words, she looked at me blankly, and it took a long time before she said a word.

"Sure enough, you understand me best. When other people hear me say that, they either start to scold badly, or they are frightened to death. They can't understand what a glorious sacrifice it is to contribute to my truth research."

"You're still too soft-hearted. Since I'm telling the truth with the test product, I just throw my mouth on the test bench, screaming and screaming, and there is no sound."

"Yeah, I'm a girl after all, and it's so easy to soften my heart. Last time, the condemned prisoner scolded him so badly. In order to prevent him from dying, I anesthetized him before starting to dissect him. The anesthetic can at least It can be replaced with a new bag of seeds."

I heard that even if I follow her words to make her happy, I can't take it anymore, dissect the other party alive and say that I am soft-hearted, she is not afraid of being punished by God, it seems that she is still not afraid of other lives A super-dangerous person. I still overestimated her lower limit and integrity.

"Ahem. Let's put aside the subject of the experiment first. Let's think about how to earn research funding first. What improvements do you think we need to make if this 'Zombies vs. Plants-Sword and Magic Edition' is launched on the market?"

"Actually, we can change our marketing ideas. It would be too stupid to sell all the chess pieces and chessboards at once. We can sell them separately."

"Huh? I would like to hear the details. If there are not all chess pieces, isn't it impossible to play? Are users still willing to buy it?"

"Stupid, you can only put the basic chess pieces and the most primitive chessboard in the suit. If you want advanced and special chess pieces, you have to spend money. Of course, the advanced chess pieces can't destroy the balance too much, as long as they are slightly unique You can sell it for money repeatedly. By the way, the original is called the basic package, and it is called the expansion package! You can also add a lottery factor. There is a special chess piece in a package, so that the other party can draw the chess piece that they vowed never to play again. It only popped up when it was time. In order to target younger players, you can also grade the value of chess pieces, the more cherished, the more worthy of showing off. I don’t believe that children’s pockets can’t be emptied!”

"Oh, oh, oh, I'm impressed with you. You are simply a business genius. The rumors about your poor management are indeed rumors."

"Hmph, it's Margaret talking about me again. It's not that I'm not good at management, I'm just too lazy to manage it. And these are all used by me to fool sponsors. A research result is sold several times and sold by several people. , in order to make money."

Looking at this smug bad mage, I understand why she is so powerful and her reputation in the investment world is so stinky. You can still save people if you cheat them once. If you cheat thousands of people for a hundred or two years, there will still be people looking for you Investing is just stupid.

"It's mean, but I like it! Let's make a lot of money together!"

This kind of behavior will naturally anger a few people, but if it seems to be aimed at an uncertain market, there is no reason to give up such a good idea.

"Sure enough, you are my confidant."

Well, let’s not mention how many passers-by children were scared by this cowardly smirk, and let’s not talk about how this "Zombies vs. Plants-Sword and Magic Edition" was scolded and sold at a high price. I spent my time Making this alternative game is not just for making money.

"One more game! Another game, this time the zombies must win!"

"So, mom, I want it too, can you buy me a set!"

"It turns out that the undead aren't that scary, they can't even beat plants!"

At this time, we are playing chess in an open space of a square, and the surrounding crowd has long been surrounded by onlookers. At this time, the simple version of Zombies vs. Plants chess we brought has been sold well, and the audience is not satisfied after watching a game. The crowd enthusiastically asked us to play another round, so after chatting on stage for a while, we started again.

"It is said that Donglan Principality regards the God of Law as the state religion. As long as you don't commit crimes, even demons and undead can accept it. It is said that even druids have set up their own colleges in Difender. The necromancer's things are so directly demonstrated on the street. , and sell it as a commodity, maybe it’s true... Can they accept mixed-race children? It is said that Diffin has recently opened many new colleges and universities, providing students with various powerful professional jobs, maybe they can send my junior Go learn."

Making money is just a by-product. The biggest purpose of my business is to show undead magic in a way that the world can accept, so that the residents of the Chauvin Dominion can understand and accept Dong Lan's changes.

"The newly-built colleges and universities in Diffinde provide special training for druids, engineers, alchemists, necromancers, law knights and other combat professions. The number of places is limited. If you want to change your destiny and life, please don't miss the opportunity. Speed ​​up! We have admissions materials here."

The recruiters brought here were hurrying up and shouting to attract the attention of the onlookers. Some people were already willing to go to Donglan to have a look. Finally, the people who had been watching from the dark couldn't hold back any longer and came out.

"His Royal Highness, Lord Jagalore, please go over and talk. These are his original words, 'We have seen your sincerity. Maybe it's time for us to talk about the alliance.'"

After being inexplicably cold for a week, on the third day when I started to publicize to the public, I finally got an invitation from Lord Chauvin. It seems that I have something to talk about. (To be continued..)

ps: Thank you for your understanding and support, I have recovered a bit, there should be another chapter tonight