The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

The alliance was agreed from the very beginning. After all, without a serious invitation, it is impossible for a country's high-level officials to visit other countries at will.

And it is only natural that I was left out in the cold, because they only invited an ordinary diplomatic envoy, but I came instead, which is equivalent to setting off the bait that was going to catch a carp, but it turned out to be a whale. .

It’s okay if it’s just an ordinary diplomatic exchange, but this time Donglan’s missions obviously have a big plan. When they entered the city, nearly a hundred horse-drawn carriages unloaded their goods in the square. As a gift, each citizen can receive a small gift" has been known throughout the city.

Less than 300 copies of the small gifts were all snatched up within a day, but the citizens who heard the news had already spread the news. I am afraid everyone knew that Chauvin had come to Donglan's envoy, and it was the legendary Prince Roland led the team.

The name of a person, the shadow of a tree, when this legendary figure who suddenly popped up from the epic biography suddenly visited, the reception staff of the Chauvin Dominion immediately panicked.

Generally speaking, it is diplomatic common sense to treat people of the same level in the two countries as equals, and it is also a kind of respect for the host to be higher. For example, the monarch of the host can receive the other's great lord. It would be disrespectful and disrespectful for the lord to receive him.

But this time, although Dong Lan came without jurisdiction, as the ancestor of the founding king, he was older than the future Queen Renee. I am afraid that the lord who has the blood of Lan's people can only be regarded as his junior or ethnic group. This is a real headache.

"If Princess Renee came, it would be a great honor for Lord Jagalore to receive her personally, but now that Roland the Heroic Spirit is here, if you count seniority, Lord Jagalore's retired father may not be qualified. "

Do you want to dig out the founding ancestor of the Chauvin Dominion from the cemetery, and then point to and say, "This is your Majesty who you always talk about, and only you are qualified to receive him. By the way, he has already said that everyone has his own way, so you must Don't treat yourself as a subject of the other party, let alone follow the etiquette of a courtier." Probably this is the only way to not be rude.

If these are just self-inflicted troubles of diplomats, forget it. The high-level depression of the Chauvin Dominion is real. They just invited envoys to talk about the alliance to deal with the possible southward invasion of the orc army in the future. Why is this inexplicable person here? so high-profile.

Now I am afraid that the whole Chauvin knows that Dong Lan is here to talk about the alliance, and how good the relationship between the two peoples is, now they send out gifts as soon as they come, and pretend that something big is about to happen, but there is actually no one on their side. A little news.

For the diplomatic alliance, one side is prepared, and the other side is completely ignorant, so that the negotiation is likely to be passive. They have been meeting for three days to study, and they have researched something.

But I was bored in the embassy, ​​and finally started the next step ahead of schedule, and started my own soft public opinion propaganda.

And at this stage, Jagalore finally made up his mind that there is nothing to discuss behind closed doors, so it's better to invite him over.

And I had just entered the lord's mansion, hadn't sat down yet, and was about to surprise the other party, but was surprised by the other party first.

According to the information, Jagalol Huber was a fat man, and the brawny man with his bare upper body and the eagle tattoo on his chest that came to life with his breathing was definitely not him.

"Dear Lord Roland, I am Gauss, the son of Chief Kaluo of the Eagle Tribe. On behalf of my father and the tribe, I would like to say hello to the Immortals."

The enthusiastic handshake of savages (if it is on the mountain, it is mostly a hug) is not so pleasant. In front of a giant of about 2.4 meters, I have become a bean sprouts, but whether I can bear the natural brute force that comes with enthusiasm is also a question. An important factor for barbarians to measure whether the other party is worthy of association.

"This strength, 18 points of strength. It's so powerful at the silver level. It's really terrifying. It's worthy of being a fighting race with all bronze blood."

But for me with more than 20 points of strength, I can't even call it strenuous. Whatever you pinch, it will only hurt your hands in the end.

Sure enough, in the end, Gauss let go of his hand first and shook it vigorously, but Gargalore walked over with a smile and made a timely relief.

"Your Highness Roland, welcome to Chauvin Land. I am the great lord Jagalore. My ancestors should have been your people three hundred years ago. Your arrival is our greatest surprise and honor this year. Please take a seat, please take a seat."

At this moment, I was trying my best not to laugh impolitely. Jagalol's bulging belly, short stature, murloc ears, and bulging eyes really looked like an upright person as shown in the information. frog.

In the face of each other's enthusiasm, I smiled.

"Was it one family three hundred years ago? Then, do you have the will to become one family three hundred years from now?"

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If forming a corps is to improve combat power immediately, then education is to cultivate humanities and national heritage in the long run.

In this world, knowledge is power is definitely not empty talk, but the establishment of a college of higher learning and the cultivation of a professional growth reflect the embodiment of the country's heritage, history, and comprehensive strength.

The reason why the country of mages is difficult to deal with is because there are many kinds of mage academies all over the country. When there are famous and difficult mages in the combat profession, when the top mages who step into immortality choose where to study for themselves, no one will Not long-sighted initiative to provoke.

Olivia traveled thousands of miles to study in Oran, fundamentally because Oran's alchemy is world-famous, and his Alchemy Academy has cultivated countless alchemy masters, attracting countless alchemists to study actively. But in turn, the alchemy of the Oran Empire took the lead.

Now, apart from the recent construction of the barracks, Diefend is building various colleges, such as the German Garden Art College, Diefend Life Medicine College, Pet Breeder Training Technical School, Nanxiang Law School Donglan Branch, Xicheng Mechanical Engineering college.

If you make a judgment based on their names and think that they are normal schools, you are very wrong.

The full name of the German Academy of Garden Art is Druid Jungle War Art Academy (also a gardening crash course - we also teach plant cultivation), and all the leaders of various Druid factions are scheduled to be the lecturers. In other words, none of them Shaoba is an ultra-dangerous figure among the most wanted in Pangea.

Druids are hostile in all major human kingdoms. They often live an isolated life in the mountains and forests, but their various sects have unique and fast contact methods. Under the guarantee of Ying, many wanted criminals are willing to try their "innocent career".

It is really a mystery what kind of disciples such a dangerous master will teach. At least at the beginning, I hit a soft nail in front of the bad-tempered Druid.

"What? Cultivate new varieties of plants that can withstand winter and cold? Do you know why we became wanted criminals? It is because we want to punish those bastards who violate the laws of nature. Are you sure you want us to help you breed such deformities? Life form? We will really beat you!"

But when I put forward my request, as expected, I got a reply that didn't give me face.

Amid all the anger, Storm Eagle's answer was very solid—"My lord, I guess no one can do this. We can make the plants mature earlier, and even let them ripen twice a year under our catalysis. It is a privilege given to us by nature. But it is unnatural to fundamentally change the characteristics of a species, and we absolutely cannot do it. In theory, as long as he is a druid, we cannot do it. Ours must follow the laws of nature. This kind of thing that violates the laws of nature probably has to go to the dark druid."

If druids are the public enemies of the mainland, those dark druids who fall into the chaotic side are lunatics who believe in chaos. They also think that unnaturalness is a mistake, but the performance of dark druids in all aspects is crazy many.

A city as an artificial place is undoubtedly unnatural. Ordinary druids will pursue a life away from the city, and more of an angry counterattack when the forest is invaded, while dark druids will try to create a hurricane and flood to destroy Cities, and the craziest thing about them is that they deny the existence of the gods, thinking that the priesthood itself is meaningless, and the existence of the church of the gods is even more of a crime, and all natural elements should be returned to their original origin.

Difficult to understand? Let's take an example, that is, when they think that Sea God should not exist, because conscious sea manipulators are a threat to nature, so whenever they have the opportunity, they will try to attack the priests of the Sea God Church.

In fact, not only the Church of the Sea God will be attacked, but almost all the churches of the gods are on their attack blacklist, so the gods of both sides unanimously gave these radicals the reputation of dark druids, and it is still the same. A regular on the wanted list.

Dong Lan gave the green light to the druids, and the gods could bear it, but if they recruited the dark druids, they might be suspected immediately, wondering if the sleepless people were crazy.

Well, I had no choice but to give up in the end, but fortunately, the arrival of Amyra prevented me from dealing with the dangerous dark druids in the end, and the German Academy of Landscape Architecture also got their most powerful principal.

"What? Those little druids who don't obey? I didn't see it. Oh, I beat up all the teachers that day. It should be one of them."

From the principal to the teachers are so violent, I am afraid that this supposedly harmonious and friendly garden college will cultivate a large number of violent elements.

But as far as I know, the German School of Landscape Architecture is the most normal among the many schools that are about to start classes recently.

The principal of Diffinde School of Life Medicine (named by me) is Heloise, whose pseudonym is Xiao Hei (still named by me). Apart from modern medicine, he mainly teaches all kinds of undead magic. I am afraid he is also It is the first Necromancer Academy to be run openly in the kingdom of the living.

Even, I am also a visiting professor of the Undead Manufacturing Department of this college, and its plague class is probably the strongest in the world. After all, there are a group of super undead alchemists like Kakana sitting in it.

Well, just for this, the Church of the Holy Church has already issued a serious warning, and many countries have protested, but I mercilessly threw all these into the pile of old papers. Anyway, there is no communication between us, so feel free to protest , as for the Pangea Anti-Undead Pact? I always thought that the contracts I didn't sign were waste paper.

Needless to say, Donglan Branch of Nanxiang Law School is nothing more than the above-ground version of the main campus of the Underground World. However, since they used Ke Luosi as the sign girl and Xue Hoo as the honorary principal, their enrollment this year has far exceeded other colleges.

Xicheng School of Mechanical Engineering is mainly divided into two major departments—the goblin self-destruction department and the dwarf death department. As the principals, the self-destruction masters of goblin engineering and the death masters of gnome engineering, well, I admit the above It's just my personal prejudice and dumbfounding, but I always feel that this is the most essential feature of this academy.

Alright, that's all for the introduction about the academy, what? Is there a pet breeder training technical school missing?

Well, after all, the past cannot be ignored, so let me briefly introduce it—the headmaster of the technical school, Beifeng, teaches "various tricks to get along with beasts", so I don't need to say much about the rest.

When I saw this proposal at the time, I almost stuffed Sad Wind into the main gun of the Northern Lights and sent him out of Ashe with one shot, but this was the reward he asked for after miraculously completing the task of taming the winter wolf , and it has been proved by the facts that in the Northland where monsters are everywhere, it is really necessary to teach the ability of Sad Wind.

In the end, under the lure of hard power, I reluctantly compromised, but in order to avoid being an eyesore, I directly left this college in the outskirts of the city, and I directly arranged for their office building, which has been abandoned for more than a dozen floors. The tall Big Ben clock room, just to help them exercise.

[Want a strong fighter? Okay, go train and train yourself. ——Building a barracks and planning to send troops? Star Wars next door is calling you. 】

Okay, since the system complains that building barracks can't send troops, I'll build an academy to train the backbone of the future. Anyway, if you throw one person in, you won't be able to harvest a strong army in a few years, which is fundamentally different from that unscientific barracks. Big, nothing more than a longer cycle and a larger investment.

But now, when I was discussing important matters with Lord Chauvin and the barbarian prince, my entourage should have spread the enrollment brochures of these colleges all over the Chauvin Dominion according to my intention.

They should now shuttle through the country lanes, make noise in the city squares, and try their best to attract this year's freshmen. Of course, there is also the possibility of fighting for the freshmen.

"Half-races are being discriminated against? Don't worry, ma'am, we Donglan didn't have this before, but now we guarantee it with the forbidden spell of the city of innocence, the god of law. Are you afraid that your son will be bullied? That's right, Please accept this leaflet, it has my serial number on it, if you take this leaflet to enroll in Xicheng Mechanical Engineering College, you can save the tuition fee of hardware coins!"

"No, no, I didn't get a kickback, really... well, ma'am, I'm really convinced, okay, then save seven gold coins for the tuition, but you have to introduce me to other sources of students. Every introduction One, I will directly give you a kickback of two gold coins!"

Goblin Kabbalah is currently number one in terms of performance, because he has developed dozens of recruits and offline, and now he can sit and count money.

"Well, is there an alchemy academy? I want my daughter to learn alchemy, but we don't have a decent alchemy academy here."

"Not really, but you can consider enrolling your daughter in the Die Fender School of Life Medicine. The head of their Department of Epidemic Prevention (the publicity name of the Department of Plague) is Master Kakana, a legendary alchemist. Her two The apprentices are also legendary alchemists, with their teachings, your daughter will definitely become a super alchemist."

Well, a girl who aimed to be an alchemist finally became a necromancer under the tricks of recruiters.

"The best Fleet Command Academy in Donglan is recruiting new students. Do you want to become a new admiral and have a harem composed of countless warships? Welcome to the soon-to-be-established No. 1 Royal Naval Academy in Donglan!"

Well, no matter how hard Lunai's father Sampir Papan yells, his enrollment is destined to be the lowest, but now he has recruited two future black admirals who have always refused to admit that they have a bad face, and they obviously have some cognitive impairment in a sense.

reason? The Donglan Principality is a landlocked country, and there is no navy at all. Normal people probably think he is joking... Of course, the root of the problem is that I will never let him say that the Donglan Navy, which is a floating battleship, is under construction.

He has already confirmed that the penultimate one is probably the School of Landscape Architecture. For those who don’t know the truth, the name of this School of Landscape Art is obviously too literary, and it may not be able to fill their stomachs in the subsequent employment competition. For those who have learned about it, it is obviously beyond expectations to send themselves or their children to wanted criminals to train them to become Druids of the Public Enemy of the Mainland.

But the most speechless thing is the enrollment method of a certain half-dragon man who went to battle in person. He didn't even prepare the enrollment materials. He just held a few flowing water banquets and bonfire barbecue parties in the square, and then confronted Wavelength The visitors chatted, and the inexplicable number of recruits ranked second.

"Hey, there are so many of you, let's divide it between the two of us."

"Let me check the ranking first... It seems that we do have more than 20 spares, so let's take one hundred gold coins, you can take it if you want."

It's no wonder they've worked so hard to enroll students, and even began to resell students. After all, I plan to use their enrollment performance to calculate the budget of each college next year. This is a real big gold coin.

This kind of thing doesn't just happen in Chauvin. The recruitment work in Donglan has been in full swing long before we set off. In a sense, I am not greedy for short-term effects. Instead, I am trying to change this weak place from the root. nation.

Of course, I do not hesitate to throw a large sum of gold coins to improve the motivation of recruiters to recruit students in Chauvin. I still have my own little calculations.

But at this time, I was in the conference room, proudly looking at the two high-level executives from other countries who were in a daze.

What shocked them and disregarded diplomatic etiquette were the two photos in front of them. One was the holy land of the barbarians, Osolovin Peak, which had become ruins surrounded by war, and the one in front of Jagalore, But it is a picture of the Gavin Dominion in the first chapter. This is where there is no so-called Dominion at all, just a wooded wasteland on one side.

Without my existence - without the rise of the Principality of Donglan - without the support of Donglan - the half-breeds may not be able to persist in finding Chauvin - without the Dominion of Chauvin.

I can understand this kind of logic, but in the eyes of the lord of the Chauvin Dominion, what it represents is terrible—"Could it be that Chauvin has been completely erased, with no trace left?"

"These two are the pictures of the future that I obtained through my prophecy ability. I can guarantee their authenticity in the name of the Holy Light. You can take a closer look at what will happen to your tribe's land in the future, and then think about it before answering my question." suggestion."

Looking at the two big men whose faces turned pale in an instant, I smiled proudly. rs