The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

"If it's just the first time I meet an adult, it's hard to imagine that he will be a famous person in history. Under the sunny blond hair is a handsome and cheerful face, and he always has a kind smile. Even in the face of us The servant still speaks softly without a trace of arrogance, without the so-called royal style that the nobles like to talk about. He speaks directly, and sometimes lowers his head shyly in thought, like a young man who has just started working. Big boy."

"As soon as he spoke, everything changed. In the negotiation that decided the fate of the Three Kingdoms, all the situation was controlled by that 'big boy' from the very beginning. 'Shal Silver Fox' Gagalore Your lord and the 'Sid God of War' Lord Gauss are undoubtedly great heroes. History has proved their amazing wisdom and strength, but in the negotiations with His Royal Highness Roland, they behaved like a freshman Zhier, in the end, the situation was completely controlled by His Highness. But in a sense, perhaps it is precisely because of this that the New Northland Alliance with the three-land alliance as the cornerstone and Donglan as the core can rise so quickly.— —Excerpt from the memoirs of Cazorla, Secretary of the Chauvin Lord's Mansion."

"This... This is absolutely impossible!! You are lying! This... is definitely a fake. No matter how real a fake portrait is, it can't explain anything!"

The surrounding mountains are so familiar, just looking at the familiar surroundings, it is undoubtedly his hometown, Chauvin, but different from the daily prosperity of Chauvin, the portrait shows a wasteland without anything.

There were no fools here, Jagalol had guessed, if the portrait was real. But it can only show that there has never been civilization here. either. It is that civilization that has disappeared in the wind, and, after being completely destroyed, it has been abandoned for at least hundreds of years to form such a wasteland.

"Hmph, what are you and what is he? He will lie to you? You are too flattering yourself, take a look in the mirror yourself!"

Facing the question from the host, when I rubbed my nose and smiled wryly. Amyra sprayed arrogantly.

"Who is this?"

Emily who just jumped out is undoubtedly very eye-catching. According to Chauvin's information, this is undoubtedly just an accompanying mage. She doesn't even have a robe or emblem representing the price. It is probably an uncertified wild mage, but now this The appearance of arrogantly reprimanding Jagalore shows the humility and care that the entourage should have.

"Emila Milan, maybe you haven't heard of this name, but Ain Rodant's former controller of truth should know, I haven't come out for about a hundred years. I don't know if the young people still remember it. I."

Heard it, definitely heard it. Judging from the fact that when they heard this name, they subconsciously pulled their chairs away to keep a distance, it may still be an extremely impressive notoriety.

"that,

Elder sister Emily, may I ask what you have done recently? "

I feel a little helpless. No matter how outrageous a house girl who has been at home for hundreds of years is, she is not so powerful and domineering.

"Recently, I didn't do anything, I just accepted commissions and did some small business."

"Well, is the Thorn Forest of the Bayer Empire also your work? And the famous sleeping curse?"

The little clerk next to her interrupted suddenly, but Amyla smiled smugly.

"Of course, even though they are related to me, they dared not invite me to the little princess's birthday celebration, so I took revenge. When the little girl was 16 years old, a needle of thorns was outside her room on the spindle, and therein lies the sleeping poison I have prepared."

Hearing this, I was vaguely aware that something ruinous would happen, but at this moment, Amyla was already laughing wildly triumphantly.

"Haha, she was poisoned by a stabbed finger and fell into eternal sleep. I didn't want to go too far because of my relatives, so I left a solution. How dare they send knights to attack me? It's just asking for death. , So, I simply set up a forest of thorns, blocked them all in it, and let the group of knights starve to death."

"Is that the legendary kiss of true love? It's so romantic! It's like a fairytale romantic love!"

Sometimes, I really can't understand women. It was a terrorist attack that almost destroyed a kingdom, but it turned out to be a romantic legend in their eyes. At this time, the female clerk looked at Amyra with adoration .

Amyra shook her head directly.

"True love? Little girl, magic is not omnipotent, and people's hearts are unpredictable. If I knew who is true love and who is fake love, I wouldn't be so miserable when I was deceived."

Speaking of this, the blood-red pupils flashed past, obviously about to go berserk again, and the killing intent just locked on me, making my vest cold, but fortunately, she returned to normal the next moment.

"It's just a little magic. I locked on a specific target. At that time, I lost confidence in men, thinking that they were all for women. So, in order to find a good and honest husband for little Nana Son-in-law, I simply set that only those who are interested in sex can lift the curse, well, according to the world, it should be called necrophilia."

"Ah!"

The poor little girl was so frightened that her pen and notebook fell to the ground. How could she accept that the reality of the originally romantic and legendary love story actually destroyed the three views so much.

"Hmph, I have already left a message to solve the problem. This is just a small good-natured joke. Why are you here to crusade me? Just find a necrophile to solve the problem. If it weren't for the relative relationship, I would have Knock on the door and go."

The complacent Amyra seemed to feel that it was someone else who was wrong, but I think Baier didn't start a war against Ain Rodant because of this, because he was already looking at the kinship.

"...I remember that Princess Fenna Milan finally married the prince who awakened him, and then that prince became the last emperor of the Bayer Empire, that is to say..."

Gargalore quickly covered the clerk's mouth, and she could not say the rest of the words. The Bayer Empire is a super empire. If the news that the previous emperor was a necrophilia spread from her side, then But big trouble.

"Actually. The Sleeping Poison and the Wall of Thorns are not my favorite works. The poisonous apple of the Ice Queen of the Hill Kingdom is."

I vaguely guessed that the following information would definitely destroy the Three Views. But it was too late to cover his ears.

"That queen has a good relationship with me. She specifically came for the poisonous apple I wanted, which has the same type of toxin as the poison of thorns. This time, the target is still necrophilia. But why are all the princes passing by necrophilia? It's really incomprehensible."

"Princess Snow White and the seven armed golden dwarves!? This is my favorite fairy tale, please stop talking about it! Ruin your childhood!"

Well, where is the best place to complain, it is from the passing necrophilia prince. Or from the Golden Dwarf Warrior? Pit dad, Amyla, can't you do something normal, play a cameo role in various fairy tales and then jump out to ruin your childhood?

"The 'Little Cinderella and the glass slipper that only she can wear?'? Could it be you..."

"Oh, that, I'm the positive character this time, don't you know there's a pumpkin carriage in the story? I'm the witch who transformed into a carriage. By the way, the prince this time is not a necrophilia, but a foot fetishist. Otherwise, he wouldn’t be unable to remember Cinderella’s face. He insisted on using the shoes one by one. It made me leave the shoes on purpose. Sure enough, princes are a bunch of perverts.”

"Do you have such a big resentment towards the prince? It is every girl's dream to marry a Prince Charming."

"Hmph, that's how I was tricked back then. Now, the facts tell us women that the prince is a bunch of bastards and perverts! It's a pity that no publishing house dared to publish my "The Truth of the Prince" with detailed data and rich examples , These cowardly bastards! It’s all a fact of my own experience, but I don’t even want to publish it with money!”

Well, does this childhood destroyer still intend to publish a book to completely destroy the image of the prince in the eyes of the world? What a hatred!

So, after understanding why Amyra was so notorious, and after Gagalore and the others heard his self-reported name and moved away from their seats, as the only human prince present and the original author of this resentment, I He also moved the seat farther without hesitation.

"Hmph, let me tell you clearly, in the circle of demigods and true gods, Roland the Immortal is much more famous than me. Do you question him deceiving you? Think about what you have worth being deceived by him."

"The Immortal Roland?"

It's the first time I've heard of this title. Haven't I been killed many times?

"Well, it means that you are like that black thing, you can't kill it no matter what, even if you kill it, you can jump out and stir up the wind and rain after a few decades. Although it is not easy to die is a characteristic of the strong, but You are the only one who can be revived again and again after being completely wiped out like you. For a vengeful and unscrupulous scumbag like you, the most important thing is that you can't kill him no matter what, and you must always be careful of revenge. No one would want to messed with."

Well, when I heard this, I paused for two seconds, and the system jumped out unexpectedly.

【Ding! The demigod-level honorary title 'Roland the Immortal' has been obtained, and after being equipped... it has no effect. This time it’s really just a title, it’s amazing enough to scare people, it’s not a system product, it really doesn’t have any special effects. I can add a layer of cockroach hallucinations to you, so that you can become an upright cockroach Martian in the eyes of others. Do you want to try it? 】

Are there roaches on Mars? You can continue talking about the system, didn't I read a book before time travel? He's obviously an Octopus star, okay?

Back to the topic, this negotiation was disturbed by Amyra. No matter what Gagalore and Gauss had planned and how they agreed to advance and retreat together, they would definitely be shaken by it.

And in a sense, bringing Amyra to negotiate is indeed a coup. Even if we didn't discuss it before, but seeing the other party make a common advance and retreat, one will be red-faced and the other will be black-faced, and the chain of information will be dropped directly. The bomb interrupted the opponent's deployment and won the initiative of the negotiation.

When the unequal information of the other party is used to create an unequal situation, it creates a false impression that it doesn’t matter whether we talk about it (in fact, it does), but the other party is facing an unknown prophecy of destruction, and naturally needs more information. The situation has gone from our proactive door-to-door to the other party begging us.

All of this is just an exchange of glances after entering the door. At this time, we looked at each other and smiled. At this point, we have won.

"If you exclude those difficult things, Amyra is strong and cunning, she is really a good partner. Especially when I want to maintain the image of the paladin hero prince. I dare to do anything. I dare to say anything She is simply my best substitute."

This kind of thought flashed through my mind, and locked in the deepest part of my mind, "perverted murderer, crazy doctor with no conscience" alone can no longer deal with these two difficult places. Let's pack it up.

Now is not the time to think too much, taking advantage of the restlessness of the negotiating opponent to step up pursuit is the top priority at this time.

"My lords, I have a small proposal. Perhaps, in order to deal with future crises, we should strengthen the communication channels between each other. Perhaps, an interdependent alliance is a good idea. You don't have to pay much, but you get Yes, it will be everything!"

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After a long and difficult negotiation, when I stepped out of the lord's mansion, I was so happy that I wanted to sing.

But when I thought of my musical ability comparable to Death Throat Gloria, I still gave up the idea, but my jumping steps became brisk.

Now that the overall situation of the covenant has been settled. The rest is that the negotiators are slowly wrangling, and this covenant. General is Donglan's biggest confidence in his rise.

"The food and human resources of the Chauvin Dominion are only the expected harvest, and the mining rights of the barbarian mountains will become the core of this new covenant!"

Yes, even if Prince Gauss doesn't come, I will go. I have been eyeing their mountains for a long time.

It is a recognized fact that the Northland is a rich mining area of ​​the entire continent, but the shallow mining areas of various kingdoms have been excavated and have become the focus of competition. Today, Donglan lost the last mining area more than 20 years ago, and also lost The foundation of gaining a foothold in the Northland was the reason for his constant decline.

In order to reverse all this, it is not enough to rely solely on reducing expenditure, and a new source must be opened up. At this time, after Dong Lan established the God of Law as the state religion, it is no longer an option to use war to seize the mining area. Then , there is only one way - to find new mining areas.

In fact, this is basically an impossible task. Every inch of Donglan's land has been explored repeatedly. Even if there are hidden mining areas, they are obviously beyond the exploration capabilities of the current mining technology, which is not much different from nothing.

But in fact, there is indeed a virgin land in the Northland that has not yet been excavated, and there are many people who know about it, but no one digs it.

"For outsiders, it is incredible to gain the trust of barbarians, but for the royal family of Lan, which has been passed down for thousands of years, this brotherhood has been maintained in wars and mutual assistance for many years. Gaining the trust of barbarians and Not difficult."

"That's not the point. Even if you mine the gemstone mine, how do you plan to transport it down the mountain? The mountain road is not something that normal people can walk. It is the near-absolute impossibility of transportation that has led to no one trying to mine that mining area for so many years. Mountains."

"Hehe, maybe, it's time for you to introduce my favorite creation—the Northern Lights of Envy!"

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After we left, Jagalore and Gauss changed from the panic just now, and instead discussed what happened just now carefully and calmly.

"Brother Gauss, do you think what Roland said is true?"

The word brother carries a lot of weight among barbarians, and if it is used casually for friendship, it would be considered light to have one's teeth knocked out. Judging from Gauss' frank acceptance, the relationship between the two parties is not as strange as it appeared just now.

"Brother Jagalore, maybe being careful and cautious is your strength, but this time you really overthink it. I can feel the kindness of the other party. Moreover, I dare to guarantee with my life that what he said must be true."

In fact, the two have been sworn brothers for a long time, and the territories of the two have frequent exchanges, but there are really not many people who know this secret.

"Um?"

"I don't know about your portrait, but the prophetic portrait of our holy place being destroyed must be true. You see, those huge stone carvings, they have been broken into stones, but only a few tribal leaders know , These stone carvings hidden in the deep mountains are actually the defense mechanism of the holy mountain. Ordinary tribesmen don’t even know that these stone carvings were made by our ancestors, and their fragmentation can only be destroyed by powerful enemies. This also shows that the tribe has arrived Now is the most dangerous time."

"That's not enough, maybe he got the information from a certain tribal chief."

"Hehe, you are worrying too much, look at that giant."

It was a huge golden giant. At this time, with a huge spear stuck in its chest, it was about to perish, but the pattern on its chest was still shining.

"This is a secret that absolutely no one knows. It should be me. My ultimate talent - the God of War incarnation, allows me to sacrifice everything before returning to the arms of the God of War, and then become an invincible war giant. This is the ancient barbarian Legendary talent, even my father doesn’t know about it, it’s impossible for him to learn about it from other places.”

This means that I am afraid that not only the end is approaching, but the end is coming soon.

"You actually appeared in the prophecy? It seems that the day of destruction is coming much sooner than expected. Or, let's talk to that Lord Roland."

"Huh? Don't you suspect that the other party lied to you?"

Hearing this, the silver fox who is famous for his resourcefulness in the future smiled bitterly.

"As the crazy witch said, what kind of person are we, and what kind of person is that lord, are we worthy of that lord to deceive himself? I was too worried. What we have to do now is to seize the opportunity to repair it with him. Relationship. I can feel that he is a little bit dissatisfied with us."

"Well, ask your people to prepare a generous gift, and tomorrow we will pay a personal visit." (To be continued...)