The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Those intruders who had water in their heads were easy to hang. They just invaded the entrance hallway, and only three of them died, but the aftermath became a problem for me.

To Eliza's blessing, the explosions of those "safe" goblin instruments resounded through the sky, and could be heard in the next three blocks on a quiet night. Originally this was the legendary haunted house, but now it will become even more notorious. Bar.

But as I expected, after discovering that the alarm location was the residence of the legendary "Tumor Lich", the urban management team did not hesitate to wake up the sleeping sisters and dispatched a luxurious lineup of thirty elite knights.

Led by a legendary paladin, a battle group composed of thirty paladins above the silver rank... Enough to challenge adult dragons, are they here to save people, or take the opportunity to get rid of the "cancer" that affects the social atmosphere, At a glance.

"That bastard lich can't always catch his evidence. This time, Yawen brought Team A to the rescue, and I led Team B to raid. Hehe, although I don't know why the Law Enforcement Agency always protects him, I don't believe it. This lich doesn't have any contraband. If he succeeds in taking him down this time, Captain, I'll buy you a drink."

"Oh, kill him! For all the classic magazines in my warehouse... blown away!"

"Hehe, I was first hanged to the sky by a rope, then spun until I vomited, and then led by a ghost horse to hit the wall... Sisters, it's time for revenge!!"

"For Momo's little bear!"

"For my mother's dowry! The Knights charge! Attack!"

From these fierce slogans, it can be seen that someone does a lot of good things at ordinary times...the accumulation of resentments is not generally deep.

Although the lich with water in his head did not commit any major crime, if it was his turn to prank the city officials and inflict mental torture on them, I am afraid that all the sinners would be less than half of the total.

This time, if you win the opponent, you can not only get the captain's reward, but also avenge your lost camp and past resentment. From the beginning, the knights burst with amazing momentum and morale, and ran out of the cavalry with infantry. Rapid march of speed.

But when the city officials arrived, they unexpectedly found that their immediate boss, Iron-faced Steel Guard (Snowho) had arrived, and when they saw the corpse on the ground, their face turned pale all of a sudden. to the back of the head.

"Dark Elf? Why?"

The dead are all of their own kind. Look at the spider silk shadow headgear that increases the ability to move shadows, the thick leather catwalk boots that reduce the sound of footsteps, the green daggers and short knives, even if they don't consider their terrible reputation, you know them. what is it for.

"It is the standard configuration for the assassination mission of the poisonous spider tooth. This kind of secondary advanced assassin needs the blessing of the spider queen, and only the big family of the dark elves can afford it."

If it is on the surface, just the dark elves can be regarded as crimes. Even in the underground world, the dark elves are arrested first and then judged in many places, and they are basically not wrong. Of course, if they are demons and devils, burn them first. Trial can't be wrong...

In this world, sometimes the race itself represents good and evil and the faction it is in. Brimstone City uses "evil and chaotic" dark elves as city guards, but it is rather strange.

If it was just the same race, Diana, the captain of the urban management team, was used to it, and the punishment was the same, but the exclamation behind her made her heart stagnate.

"It's Carlos of the Seventh Family, the candidate for the martial arts chief. He is here with the diplomatic corps of Menzoberran."

"Mazobrai City?" Just remembering the name of the hometown,

Diana also showed a bitter smile. As freaks who believed in the Holy Light, they didn't have any good memories in the field of the spider queen in the past. "...The one who should come is still here. The Spider Queen will never forget her enemies, and there is no such thing as forgiveness in the dark elf vocabulary. They can't let us go."

They are all dark elves. Even if they believe in the Holy Light, the means in the gutter will not be forgotten. This is one of the reasons why the dark elves knights in Sulphur Mountain City are extremely difficult for criminals.

Ellenita intends to get rid of these traitors of the spider queen, but the dark elf knights have been on guard against these "diplomatic envoys" from their hometowns. At least, outside the hotel where the envoys settled, the rotating guards have not broken. Pass.

But obviously, they still underestimated these elites from their hometown. Obviously, they successfully concealed the surveillance they sent out. Maybe, they also did the latest serial murder case...

"Yo, isn't this Captain Diana? Long time no see."

The lich was always talking nonsense with his eyes open, but now, the worried Diana was not in the mood to trouble him. She was still worried that when the case was brought to the table at dawn, the ambassadors would never suffer any loss. How will the city of Menzoberran react and spread this loss on himself and his sisters.

Even without considering the reaction of the hometown, there have been dark elves running and committing crimes in the city recently, which has put extra pressure on the city management. Now, these dark elves who raided the lich residence died on the scene, which is equivalent to being caught.

However, this has already been expected for her. What she is more worried about is that when the citizens know that the murderers of the serial murder are really dark elves, it will be even more difficult to find evidence based on her knowledge of the clan.

If he can't solve the case for a long time, will the reputation of the group be affected? After all, several big businessmen have been assassinated before, and the city management has been under a lot of pressure.

"Diana, I'm lucky this time, the big businessman Xia Wen's case was solved so directly."

"Broken? The serial murder case against businessmen?" Hearing this, the dark elf knights were shocked, their faces full of surprise and disbelief.

"There is evidence!?"

Diana was a little incredible. Even though she had already guessed that the murderers were the guys in the ambassadorial group, it was difficult for the dark elves to leave evidence for the crime. As the law enforcement officer of Sulphur Mountain City, especially if the other party was a diplomatic mission, she could not do anything without evidence. , but was diverted to only peripheral monitoring.

"Yes, that guy actually brought the assassination list with him. This time, the evidence is conclusive. We can also take this opportunity to protest to Menzoberran."

At this moment, it is rare that the taciturn tall iron is so happy. Also, as the person in charge of the Law Enforcement Department, the serial murder case has not been solved for a long time, and he bears more pressure than himself.

"By the way, is Brother Bea still in the detention center?"

"Huh? Bea?"

"It's the pair of goblin blasters."

"Oh, those green-skin bombs, in order to save money, they actually used black suojin (a kind of high explosive used to blast mountains) as the power source of engineering equipment, how could that thing not explode. They are still insisting that they have no They say that it is their ancestral secret recipe, which is absolutely safe and reliable. We are still unwilling to pay bail and fines. We are still collecting evidence and preparing to file a public prosecution to tell them to manufacture dangerous and inferior goods, but unfortunately we can't find any evidence. The goods are all fried to ashes..."

"The evidence is there! Look at these dark elves, those shattered goblin instruments, is the cause of their death very familiar?"

"Xueho, seeing how honest you look, you are selling teammates mercilessly." Hearing the excited speech of the tauren magistrate, I couldn't help drawing a prayer cross for Brother Bea in my heart, and then, without any hesitation. Hesitantly took a step forward and joined the camp of selling teammates...

"My lord, it's all the fault of the goblins who are greedy for money. I'm a good citizen and a good person. Some time ago, my maid bought some household items at the safety goblin machine, but all of them exploded. Fortunately, those kind people stopped me. Disaster, otherwise, it will definitely be me who will die. Lords, please call the shots for me!"

"Dark elves are good-hearted people? Isn't the lich dead, and can he die again? And it's no wonder you can really die." Looking at the two law enforcement officers whose eyes kept twitching, I already guessed to what they were thinking.

At least, looking at my eyes, it's like saying, "Are you treating us as idiots, or are you an idiot yourself?" This kind of distrust makes me uncomfortable, especially since I'm limited by the curse of the sub-artifact, and I'm telling the truth. ......I didn't know about this, those dark elves really helped me prevent the disaster.

Hey, don't take my words seriously again, be careful I complain, be careful I secretly wear small shoes for you, and send you to the sulfur mines to be supervisors!

"Cough, Brother Beyer's equipment shouldn't be very lethal?" It seemed that it was rude to remember this kind of vision. Diana turned her attention to other places and began to change the topic.

Seeing that her boss was here, she knew that her plan to trouble the lich today was in vain, but she had tried the power of those explosives herself, and the elite of Menzoberran would not die in such an unintended small-scale explosion. .

"It's this." Xueho took out some fragments from the wound of the corpse, which were some silvery fragments.

"High-purity holy silver particles are embedded in the engine of engineering equipment. Once the engine explodes, it is like a dwarf's musket. The explosion provides initial power. It is these fragments that really kill people."

Seeing these holy silver fragments, the corners of my mouth began to twitch. "Eliza...you are really thoughtful in design."

"It seems that it's not your handwriting. Did you offend the Bea brothers, they plan to murder you."

This time, I don't need to talk nonsense, my suspicions have been cleared. Holy silver is a holy thing that has been blessed by the gods of order. It is extremely lethal to demons and undead. Just contact will cause damage to me. Serious burning, or real damage that directly hurts the soul, I can't use it at all.

"As for it? Make it this far." I remembered that some time ago, Eliza's fingers were bandaged, and she couldn't work easily. It must be to fill these holy silver fragments. Feel good.

"In order to avoid reading the resurrection inexplicably, I'd better pay her two years' salary first..."

"Boom!!" Suddenly, after a series of explosions, a huge figure rushed out.

"Stop him!"

"Who is that?"

"Ouch!"

How could it be possible for the suspicious person to escape at this time, the city officials on the outside surrounded them, but the answer was the arrogant orc battle cry!

But the silver light flashed, and the giant sword came to kill the Quartet like a dragon. In the eyes of everyone's disbelief, everyone's sophisticated weapons were directly cut off.

"how could it be possible!"

"Be careful, his weapon is wrong! Don't confront him!"

After the crisp sound of "bang bang bang!", under the big knife, the thick armor of the city administrator was as fragile as thin paper, the knife was shining everywhere, screaming again and again, and blood splashed!

Then the rush, the violent half-beast actually rushed out of the tight encirclement!

"Oku, how could it be?!"

Of course Diana recognized the red-eyed orc in front of her. This criminal was cunning and ferocious. At the beginning, the city administrators had worked hard to arrest him.

"No, how could he be so strong."

Half-elf, half-orc, bronze-rank professional killer, even now his eyes are red and his muscles are soaring, as if he has entered the state of berserkers unique to orcs and barbarians, but a bronze-ranked warrior actually rampages in front of a group of big knights above the silver rank, Incredible no matter what.

"It's that knife! That knife is weird, don't let it touch it!"

Soon, everyone found that the situation was wrong. Even if everyone's weapons were already very good, in front of the dragon-marked sword, it was often the result of two collisions and two direct splits.

"Step aside!!"

There is a good weapon that can really challenge the challenge, but Diana in front of him is a legend. The gap between the two sides is too big, and the silver Avenger, the holy sword of the epic, is not inferior to the dragon-slaying knife.

"clang!"

The swords crossed, and the Silver Avenger was very unlucky and directly split into two, but the tiger's mouth with the sword was directly cracked by the shock, and then there was no defensive posture, and Diana kicked it away.

Diana used force quite cleverly, apparently intending to stay alive to ask about the situation, but Okur was first tortured, then overdrawn by madness, then beaten with a knife, and then kicked in the chest by the legendary knight, and then vomited on the ground. After two mouthfuls of blood, he was about to die.

By the time the Paladins found out that the situation was not right and planned to use the holy treatment, which was only once a day, to save his life, Okur had lost his breath.

"I need to explain!! Why is Oku, who should be in Sulphur Mountain prison, here, and why are the Dark Elf assassins attacking here!"

The silver dagger with only half left has been pointed at me. It seems that she will not give up until she gets an answer today.

But I laughed... everything went as expected, the fish still took the bait.

After looking at Snowhoof, I remained silent, and finally, he stood up.

"That's right. In fact, Roland has a secret relationship with our judicial system. He is a master of spirituality and torture. If we encounter a stubborn prisoner, sometimes we will ask him..."

These explanations are actually the truth. At least, they are the truth that Snowho knows, and Diana also vaguely found something wrong. The judiciary is too condoning the lich in front of him. The adults are also very strange, and the Director of the Law Enforcement Department is also very strange.

"Yes, everyone is actually their own." I can't lie, this is absolutely true, but what I actually said is that I am the Sleepless One, and in front of the Paladins, they think I say I am There is a transaction with the judicial system. At this moment, Diana, as I expected, showed an expression of sudden realization.

"Hmph, no matter who protects you, don't let me catch you and commit a crime! Otherwise, no one can save you! Stop the team!"

When I left, he threatened me viciously in front of my boss. He was a typical idiot knight, so simple and easy to use!

But when I smiled and watched them leave with the corpses, a familiar voice rang in my ears.

"The confession that Okur just forced out has been confirmed in the mouth of the experiment named Ellenita. I have copied two copies and sent them to Margaret and Adam through secret channels. However, my lord, spend so much energy Acting has exposed your apparent relationship with the judicial system, is it worth it?"

"Of course it's worth it. To be honest, I still underestimated that perverted killer. He actually has such an important secret in his hands. And in order to temporarily reassure those guys who are just around the corner, Okur must die, and he must die in front of the world. In this way, As long as the experimenter really escapes, the news of the ambassador's escape overnight will also look real. After that, as long as the experimenter obediently handed over the fake news, they should not suspect that the information has been leaked. "

"Just to paralyze those guys, perform such a scene? And lose an epic magic weapon?"

"That dragon slayer? That's a swindle. The 1% chance of maddening is actually an increase of 1% per second for the holder, which means that after 2 minutes, it will inevitably become maddened into six relatives who don't recognize it. Isn't this a fool, send it out, Besides, I remember that there is someone in the chengguan army who can use this knife, and the chengguan is my arm, isn't their strength my strength?"

"...How do I think you are protecting them with Lianxiang Xiyu, so that the clues they are tracking will be cut off from now on, so as not to get too involved and become cannon fodder."

"Ha, the imagination is really rich." I typed haha ​​and looked up at the sky.

"Nothing like that. This matter involves the Union of the Dungeon Lords and the Elemental Evil God, and also involves the bastards and traitors in the council. They have good combat power, but some things require brains. The political ability is so low, it is implicated. Going in is not as good as cannon fodder. I finally managed to create a Knights of the Holy Light, it is a pity to sacrifice in vain, and I plan to let them sell coolies for me for a few more years."

Speaking of which, I was inexplicably excited.

"The ancient evil gods and the overlords of the dungeons finally have enemies worthy of their full strength. Hehe, perhaps, this is the harbinger of the arrival of a new era."

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PS1. I don't know why I can't modify it, so I deleted it and reposted it.

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